All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

The war between Lindsay's gang and the rookie gang started vigorously from that night.

Help wars burn a lot of money, but Crow usually takes the gang members to rob houses when they have nothing to do, and saves a lot of money, which Su Ang can afford. In addition, most of the gang are aggressive elements who are afraid that the sky will fall. As long as the fight can be enjoyed, the gold flowers in the backpack will not blink.As a result, the gang battle became a war of attrition, and the guild's combat statistics were constantly refreshed from morning till night.

After fighting for a few days, the leader of the rookie guild found Su Ang, hoping for a truce, and took out a screenshot of the chat between rookie and Guan Yi, saying that it was not all the rookie's fault, and the subtext said, "Your leader's wife is also a person who specializes in beating people's heads with curtains." Pan Jinlian".Su Ang rushed to the crown and became a beauty, and single-handedly chopped down the opposite gang leader before the resurrection point, claiming "I love her no matter what", and the two gangs fought a war of words on the World Channel for an hour.This incident was posted on the forum irrigation area the next day. Not only did Su Ang earn a reputation as "infatuated, tall, rich and handsome", but the entire gang became famous in red clothes, and people applied to join the gang every day.

But Lindsay, the real fuse, was left aside instead, and became a melon-eating crowd.A Fu said: "Although I know that the gang leader is acting, he is so handsome. He is so nice to Brother Li that I have nothing to say."

Lindsay was a little upset: "You know the fart, you know, he's called an acting personality, and he has a second illness."

A few days later, the rookie found someone to kill Guan Yi. This person is definitely not kind. The game is divided into two and eight, and the happiness is boundless.

After being entangled on and off for more than half a month, the rookie was finally kicked out of the gang, and Su Ang stopped fighting.Guan Yi and Lin Sai went to ambush rookies every day if they had nothing to do, even in the main city.

One night, they were guarding the rookie's corpse on the river beach when they ran into a seductive ghost standing in front of the grave.Standing in front of the grave, the seducer ghost didn't speak, and just stood there watching them.Lindsay thought that the rookie had a relationship with his master and apprentice, and she had some feelings, but it might not be easy to talk to herself, so she took the initiative to tell Guan Yi that today is the day, and told the rookie to look at his master's face, let's do it for today.

The rookie said, "I dare not help my apprentice when he sees his corpse guarded. Who recognizes him as a master?"

Lindsay was so angry that she wanted to argue with him there.Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost and chat with Lindsay in private, he said: Forget it, everyone will be strangers from now on.Thank you.

At this time, someone came to seduce the ghost standing in front of the grave, probably seeing that he was not well equipped and wanted to take his head. Lindsay was holding back his anger, and regardless of whether the person was in the same camp as him, he turned around and beat him up. pause.That brother was also a bad tempered man, he was about to fight Lindsay when he was resurrected on the spot, but was pushed into the river with an arrow by Guan Yi, and the bad tempered man turned his head to beat Guan Yi again.

When the rookie was offline, Guan Yi jumped up and down on the river beach to tease his temper, and stood in front of the grave to seduce the ghost to do the achievement task. Lindsay had nothing to do, so he simply went with him.Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost, he also brought a female number who was not at the full level, saying that she was his new apprentice.

Lindsay was funny and said: You take her to run in the wild, aren't you afraid of being beaten?

Standing in front of the grave to seduce the ghost also smiled: Most people are still reasonable, let you go after killing you twice, I have pets that can repair equipment at any time, it doesn't matter.

Lindsay pulled the master and apprentice into his and Guan Yi's team, and the team members shared the task. Lindsay found that he was doing the achievement task of collecting long-lasting flowers, and couldn't help feeling that he was really free.

Lindsay accompanied the seductive ghost standing in front of the grave for more than an hour in the field. On the way, he encountered two or three mad dog players who wandered in the wild. No, he even praised how handsome he was, and joked: Why did you come here to protect my master?Are you interested in him?

Standing in front of the grave to seduce ghosts, said: Don't read those cartoons about two men falling in love.

The apprentice said: I draw all by myself!

Standing in front of the grave to seduce ghosts: ...

The apprentice was still asking, but Lindsay said: I was desperate and no gang dared to accept it. Only your master was willing to stay. Although I was asked to pay the gang funds every week, it was just a timely gift.This is called Jianghu loyalty, which can not be summed up by basic friendship, do you understand chick?

The apprentice said: Master, your friend is a bit of a secondary school student.

Lindsay said: ... This is called a man's romance!

Afterwards, the seducer ghost standing in front of the grave is about to go offline, thank you Lindsay for escorting him.Lindsay felt that this person was really polite, and said: In the future, if you have nothing to do, call me to play. I have been friends for so long and I haven't seen you talk to me a few times.

The apprentice remained in the team and asked Lindsay: You don't really like my master, do you?

Lindsay was a little funny, and asked curiously: Why do you think I like him?

The apprentice said: I guessed it casually, there are often such secret love posts in the forum.You are so cool, you should have a relationship to match.

Guan Yi, who has not spoken in the team chat, said: Yes, me.

The apprentice was very surprised, and immediately apologized for the joke just now, and said: This sister Bai Yujing is so beautiful, she is a goddess!

As soon as this typesetting was typed, the world rolled over the announcement, and someone used fireworks to express love on Guan Yi.Lindsay took a closer look and found that the man was the grumpy guy who had just fought on the river beach.

Apprentice: Uh...

Lindsay raised her head abruptly from the computer: "What are you doing?"

Guan Yi said: "It seems that something happened."

Lindsay went to his computer to look at it, Guan Yi and Temper were still on the river beach, a large field of fireworks under their feet.The private chat channel is almost full of tantrums, from the initial anger, to the surprise at Guan Yi's operation, to the later admiration, the last sentence is: I like girls who are well-mannered, and be my love Bar!

Guan Yi is very innocent: "I didn't do anything, just hit him a dozen times."

Lindsay was speechless, and typed a reply instead of him: I am a man, get out!

After sending it, the person was blocked, and by the way, he touched Guan Yi's face rudely.Guan Yi pressed his head against his chest coquettishly, and asked with a smile, "Are you angry?"

Lin Sai suddenly understood Ah Fei's worry about Qin Xingxiao, and said in a stern tone like an old father: "There are many bad people on the Internet!"

After being free for a while, Lindsay became busy again. He thought it was inconvenient to work at Guan Yi's house, so he returned to his own house.Guan Yi sometimes came to stay overnight at his house, which usually meant that Lindsay had to take him to school the next morning—it was impossible to get Guan Yi to wake up half an hour earlier.

Sometimes Lindsay gets annoyed by painting, and after going online to relax for a while, Afu will happily tell him all kinds of gossip in the water area of ​​the forum: big gangs will intrigue 36 schemes, high-level players will fight with swords and swords in the suburban groves, and the main city will discuss martial arts on the stage. The goddesses of the gang compete in martial arts to recruit relatives; during the melee between the camps, two hostile celebrity players actually triggered the rare adventure of "death and life confidantes". An enemy is a teacher but turns from hatred to love. Once he reveals his secrets, he will not hesitate to pursue love thousands of miles offline...

The other guys in the gang were too lazy to listen to A Fu's ramblings, only Lindsay was forced to listen to A Fu's half-truths and half-false stories in the small room in order to avoid the death urging of Lu Dongbin's arena.After listening, he said, "They're all a bunch of psychopaths."

Ah Fu said: "I envy those who have a partner, I also want to date online."

Lindsay said: "Listen to my brother's persuasion, I'm a fool to date online."

Crow: "Hehe."

Lindsay: "...my teammates told me to play arena."

Lindsay and the others quickly became familiar with the big brother Zhu Nuo—now no one calls him "big brother"—a dead friend is not dead, he looks like a normal person, and he is very friendly to him The girl is also very reserved, but once she enters the arena, it's like a different person. She is so flirtatious, she not only plays flirtatiously, but also speaks flirtatiously, molesting her opponents and her teammates, both male and female.Once, A Fu came to eavesdrop on them playing in the arena, and ran away in less than a minute. He returned to the gang and said: Boss Pi is actually listening to sex.love channel!Still a male anchor!

Although Lindsay has to endure severe mental pollution every time he plays in the arena, the level of dead friends and undead poor friends is directly proportional to the degree of mental pollution.His grasp of the situation was extremely precise. Many times Lindsay made reckless mistakes and was caught by the opponent. In the end, he was rescued by the dead friend Undead Pindao.Not only did the dead friend not die, Pindao taught Lin Sai how to deal with the details, but he also cooperated seamlessly with the unkillable Lu Dongbin, who was so moved that he couldn't be more moved: "I really want to marry you!"

The dead Taoist friend is not dead, and the poor Taoist is very useful: "Come on baby."

Lindsay was speechless: "I'm still here, I'm going to do it after I leave, and you two can do it slowly."

Dead friend Bushi said poorly, "You come too, baby, let's be happy together."

The old gang dog who came to eavesdrop gasped, and said back to the gang, "They are still threesome!"

The dead friends are not dead and the poor are going on a business trip, 3V3 can only be temporarily put on hold, and Lindsay is not so frequently online, and he and A Fei go to the suburbs for a few weekends.

At the beginning of December, Ligang finally got cold.Guan Yi is afraid of the cold, so he tucks into the quilt very early every day, playing arena on the bed with his laptop in his arms.Xiao Shunian sprayed it many times, but he just didn't change it.Lindsay, who was watching the motorcycle commercial next to him, said: "I think Lao Xiao is a masochistic personality. If I can't stand you, I will bind you to play in the arena."

Guan Yi laughed, and in the next second, Xiao Shunian's cold voice came from the computer: "Cai Pi, hurry up and die."

Lindsay leaned in front of Guan Yi's computer and said, "You've got the wrong person."

Xiao Shunian said: "You have the ability to stay offline for the rest of your life."

Lindsay couldn't believe it, and looked at Guan Yi: "He threatened me!"

Guan Yi stroked Lindsay who was resting on his chest, and said, "Don't target him."

Xiao Shunian said: "It's useless to blow Li Chang'an's pillow. He's going to die now, I'll beat him up too."

Lindsay asked, "Really?"

Guan Yi said, "Really."

Lindsay patted Guan Yi on the head: "Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you." He got out of bed and went to the bathroom.

Xiao Shunian had something to do tomorrow morning, so he called it a day and went offline. Guan Yi quit the game, and Lindsay's cell phone rang suddenly.Lindsay did not set to hide the content of the message. When the screen turned on, the content of the message was directly displayed boldly.

The sender's name, Guan Yi, was unknown, and he looked like a man.He sent two sentences about motorcycles one after another, probably because he hadn't thought about it yet.Guan Yi looked back at the computer, opened a movie, skipped the opening credits, and just watched it for five seconds when the phone rang again.This time it was: "Are you free on Friday night? I'd like to treat you to dinner."

Guan Yi pressed pause.Lindsay's voice came over: "Where is the leftover half of the lye bread from this morning? It's not in the refrigerator."

Guan Yi picked up Lindsay's cell phone and said at the same time, "Open the drawer on the left."

As soon as the screen was turned off, it immediately turned on again, ding ding dong dong, several lines in a row, read together: "I just want to thank you in person. When I was eating last week, I heard you said that I wanted to eat seafood stir-fry. Two days ago, my friend took me to a restaurant, the taste was very good, if you are free, we will go there on weekends."

Guan Yi waited for a while, and this time the screen went completely dark. He put Lindsay's phone back in place and continued watching the movie.

A few minutes later, Lindsay was back in bed, smelling fresh of toothpaste.He leaned over to look at Guan Yi's movie, and Guan Yi asked, "Are you full? Someone sent you a message just now."

Lindsay turned on the phone, and Guan Yi said, "I sent a lot of messages, is there something urgent?" He asked, turning his face to follow.

Lindsay clicked on that person's message box, and Guan Yi asked, "Your friend?"

"Not counting, an acquaintance in the motorcycle group." Lindsay read the message twice, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, and couldn't help but sneak a glance at Guan Yi, and found that Guan Yi was also looking at him.

Guan Yi asked, "What do you see me doing?"

Lindsay asked, "Do you think he's gay?"

Guan Yi asked, "How do I know? I haven't seen him before."

Lindsay said immediately, "I'm innocent."

Guan Yi smiled: "I didn't say anything to you."

Lindsay quickly rejected the man by typing, and handed the phone to Guan Yi: "I'll show you the conversation record."

Guan Yi still smiled: "I believe in you, don't look."

Lindsay heard what he said, and took the initiative to turn over the record of the conversation with that person to the earliest, and held it in front of Guan Yi for him to read.

The man was a novice motorcyclist and was very interested in the retro model of the brand that Lindsay was riding, so the two chatted like this.At the beginning, the frequency was sparse, and the three sentences were inseparable from the motorcycle.Later, it seemed that a small group of car friends in the group made an appointment to go to the racing track, and the chats between the two became a little more frequent. Topics Ask about things in life.

Lindsay asked, "Is he straight?"

Guan Yi said, "I don't think so." Then he said, "You have had so many girlfriends, can't you tell?"

Lindsay, who was questioned about his professional ability, immediately retorted: "Men and women say they are friends, and they know it is a lie. Men and men say they are friends. Unless they really touch their ass, the devil will know it is a lie. Having said that, If I could see it, you would have stopped singing long ago."

Guan Yi blinked: "I didn't lie to you when I said being friends, a boyfriend is just a kind of friend."

Suddenly the phone rang, and the man sent another message, even directly confessing to Lindsay that he liked him.Guan Yi had a "sure enough" expression on his face, and Lindsay said, "To tell you the truth, before I met you, I never found out that there are so many homosexuals around me."

Guan Yi said, "You're welcome. I'll help you identify the bad guys."

Lindsay turned the man down.After a while, the other party expressed his apology for disturbing Lindsay, and the atmosphere eased up, and he asked if he could continue to be friends with Lindsay.

Lindsay said: "I can see it, this is similar to your routine at the time."

Guan Yi said: "The first person to use it is a genius, and the second person to use it is a fool. Give it to me."

Lindsay handed over the phone and saw him reply "Yes", the other party immediately sent a smiley face and proposed to go to dinner on Friday again.Guan Yi replied: "I'm sorry, I'm going to accompany my girlfriend to a prenatal check-up that day."

Lindsay: "...?"

The other party never sent a message again.

Guan Yi explained: "This way you don't have to tear your face, and you won't be entangled. Otherwise, a good girl is afraid of pestering her husband, and it will be endless."

Lindsay said: "I understand, just like you pestered me back then."

Guan Yi rubbed his nose: "My kind is called sincerity, gold and stone are the same."

Lindsay said: "With you here, I really don't have to worry about vixen outside."

"Did I help you avoid evil?"

"Avoid evil spirits." Lindsay said, "I have Su Daji at home."

Guan Yi pushed away the computer and pushed Lindsay down on the bed: "Then I'll be sorry if I don't suck you dry."

Lindsay stared at the ceiling for a while, then suddenly asked, "Do you not want me to ride a bicycle?"

"why?"

"You can't watch me if you don't ride a bike. My girlfriend didn't want me to ride a bike often, because I met a female racer at that time. In fact, that racer has a boyfriend and has a good relationship, but my girlfriend Don't really believe me. We fought a lot about it and broke up after a while."

"Are you going to fight me over this?"

"Hopefully not."

"Go as you like." Guan Yi smiled on Lindsay's chest, "You ride the bike, I'll ride you."