All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay didn't sleep well for three consecutive days, always dreaming about Guan Yi.

In the dream, Guan Yi took his hand and said affectionately: "Lindsay, I like you." Lindsay was sweating all over, and said, "This is not so good, we are good brothers." Guan Yi Lowering his eyelids, the dream suddenly gave him a close-up shot. Lindsay saw that Guan Yi's eyelashes were long and thick, covering his black and white eyes and infinite thoughts.The sun fell on him, making his face golden, with dark eyebrows and red lips.A gust of warm wind blew by, and the cherry blossoms also fell on him.

Lindsay thought, what the hell?At first glance, it is not a serious dream.

The camera zoomed out immediately, and the atmosphere became serious.Lindsay was going to find his motorcycle, Guan Yi said, "Just wait a while, okay?"

Lindsay's scalp was tingling from the coquettish and angry tone, and she asked in surprise, "Guan Yi, have you changed your gender?"

Guan Yi smiled at him: "Don't you know if you come here and kiss me?"

In the dream, Lindsay walked back, grabbed Guan Yi's two hands, and lowered his head to look at them. They were as big as his own hands, with long joints and white skin, and blue blood vessels could be vaguely seen.It was indeed a man's hand.

Lindsay heaved a sigh of relief, as soon as he raised his head, Guan Yi suddenly leaned up and kissed him on the lips.

warm.That was Lindsay's first thought.

very soft.That was Lindsay's second thought.

There is a strange fragrance.This was Lindsay's third thought.

The sun was heating Lindsay up, and he felt the top of his head, the palms of his hands, and his vest hot, and he began to sweat.He asked, "Why did you kiss me?"

Guan Yi said seriously: "I like you."

Lindsay sighed, lowered his eyes, and suddenly realized that Guan Yi was wearing a lilac T-shirt under his coat.Lindsay said, "How did your taste get like this? This dress is ugly."

"Don't you like this?" Guan Yi asked.

Lindsay was startled when he saw his T-shirt turned into a low collar, revealing a large area of ​​white skin: "What are you doing!"

Something under the T-shirt slowly swelled up and became bigger and bigger, turning into a woman's breast, distorting the printed pattern on the T-shirt.Lindsay was grabbed and pressed both hands on the pair of soft breasts, and a vague voice said to him: "So you like it?"

Lindsay woke up with a start.

The air conditioner that had been set to a certain time had already turned off automatically, and Lindsay's neck was covered with sticky sweat.Yesterday he removed the thick blackout curtains and washed them, and only closed the light-colored linen curtains. The bedroom was very bright, and the wind blew the curtains from time to time. The golden sunlight came in through the gaps, wandering between the ceiling and the walls. .The windows are soundproof, and the sharp horn of the car downstairs is not as loud as his heartbeat.

Lindsay pulled the covers over her head, and it dawned on her that the lilac T-shirt belonged to one of his ex-girlfriends.He doesn't want to recall any ex-girlfriend now.He lay in bed for a long time in a daze, his right arm finally went numb, he adjusted his posture with difficulty, and then took a deep breath.The strange scent from the dream invaded again, he turned over and saw a strange sachet on the bedside table.

Last night he went to A Fei's house for dinner. Before he left, A Fei stuffed him with a sachet, saying that it was a souvenir brought back by the boss from a trip, which could calm the nerves and help them sleep.

Lindsay and the bright purple sachet looked at each other for a while, wishing it prosperity and prosperity in her heart.

The sun shines brightly throughout the apartment.Lindsay pushed open the window, and the dry hot wind swept in. The leaves outside the window rose and fell one after another, making a sound like the waves of the sea, and the oily leaves shone with tiny brilliance like the surface of the sea.

The drafts full of grand pianos were spread all over the floor, some of which were circled with a red pen, and some were written in the blank space.Lindsay glanced at the deadline posted on the edge of the table, and fell back in despair, sprawled on the floor.

I really want to kidnap Guan Yi, lock him in a small dark room, hold a knife to his neck, and force him to change the manuscript for himself.Lindsay held a pencil in her mouth, thinking that the feasibility of this idea was very high.With Guan Yi's pretty face, Lindsay felt that he could knock him down with a single punch.Lindsay randomly drew a round-headed figure with horns and a dragon's tail, with the word "Guan" written on its belly, perched on a big treasure chest; and another round-headed figure with a sword and a cloak flying around, with the word "Guan" written on its belly With "Lin".Lindsay thought for a while, and added a majestic Panlong trident to the left hand of the cloaked figure.The little dragon man knelt at the feet of the cloaked figure, hugged the cloaked figure's legs, drooped his tail and cried bitterly, begging for mercy, and was beaten by the cloaked figure and fell to the ground, a strand of wandering spirit rose from above his head.The man in the cloak returned with a treasure chest full of gold and silver treasures.

Lindsay was in a good mood, and even felt that Guan Yi was not so hateful anymore.Thinking of this, suddenly a flash of lightning flashed across the wilderness of thought, Lindsay woke up like a dream, erased all the four-panel comics he had just drawn, wrote "Straight man, be more sober" with a blood-red marker next to it, and glued it on. The tape was pasted on the head of the bedroom bed.

Lindsay, who saw the warning from the straight man next to the bed every day, was so heartbroken that he studied music knowledge seriously every day, and he didn't even log in to the game.

At the beginning, Lindsay firmly believed that he would be able to solve the problem, as the old saying goes: "Where there is a will, there is a way."However, after a few days of hanging on the beam, seeing that the deadline is getting closer and closer, there are more and more invalid drafts in the document.Lindsay finally believed that another old saying made more sense: Every line is like a mountain.

Lindsay lay on the sofa, found her mobile phone, and sent a message to Su Ang: Chief, are you there?

Susan: Yes.Make an offer?

Sometimes Lindsay can't figure out why Guan Yi is gay and Su Ang is straight.

As soon as Lindsay's words started, Su Ang guessed it, and readily agreed, saying don't worry, I will go to the piano department to find you a genius right away.

Lindsay said that's not necessary, it's too good to be useful.

Su Ang said, I don't care if I kill a chicken or not, but if I don't find a good one, it can't reflect my high-level social connections, which is not up to standard.

Lindsay: ...You belong to the peacock, you will die if you don't show off?

When the two met on the weekend, Su Ang wore a light-colored printed linen shirt, a pair of sunglasses, and her hair seemed to have just been cut, with an unparalleled style.Just as Lindsay made a subtle flattery, Su Ang immediately followed up: "My girlfriend picked out this dress. Of course the golden saddle must go with a thousand-mile horse. Do ordinary people match it?"

Lindsay felt from the bottom of her heart that Guan Yi, who had been his friend for so long, was also very special.

Thinking of Guan Yi, Lin Sai subconsciously wanted to inquire about his situation.Since the embarrassing end that night, the two of them haven't been in touch again, but they also felt that they would be embellished by Su An, who would be taken everywhere, so they had no choice but to pretend that it didn't happen.Su Ang didn't mention it at all, and Lindsay was still the same as before, screaming from his son and brother.

Lindsay was sitting in the cafe, and Su Ang went to pick up his junior at the door.It is said that this junior is a piano genius. He gave up a famous foreign school because of his family's decline. He is so talented and has won numerous awards.With the sound of footsteps, Lindsay turned around and saw a young man who was not tall and thin, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, a purple and white short-sleeved plaid shirt, jeans, and gray canvas shoes.

He looked at Lindsay, and Lindsay, who was asking for others, immediately showed a smile when he was chatting with a girl, and greeted him enthusiastically.The genius junior seemed a little embarrassed, and scratched his head stiffly.

In less than half an hour, Lindsay finished consulting.The junior was in a hurry to go back to practice the piano, and left without saying a word, leaving only the lazy Lin Sai and the unrestrained Su Ang to spend time in the cafe.

Lindsay said: "This junior doesn't look like a piano learner at all."

Su Ang asked: "What do you think about learning the piano?"

"I thought—" Lindsay blurted out, "Guan Yi is like that", slammed on the brakes, and changed his words, "Student is really a person who cannot be judged by appearance."

Su Ang said: "There are two types of people in the piano department: those who wear red and green, and those who wear plaid shirts and jackets."

Lindsay sneered, thinking that the former must be Guan Yi.

The waitress passed by with a simple meal, and Lindsay suddenly remembered: "Shall I treat you and the genius junior to dinner tonight?"

"No need." Su Ang said, "I'm going to pick up my girlfriend tonight, and my junior is probably busy practicing the piano, so he won't come. I'll just treat him to dinner another day."

"I asked him for help, how can I ask you to treat me?"

"Well, it should be regarded as an apology to you."

"Apologize for what?"

"Apologize for Guan Yi." Su Ang smiled, and put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, "He said he was drunk that day and made you angry, so he was really embarrassed to come to see you."

Lindsay listened to what he meant, probably Guan Yi hadn't told him the truth, so he relaxed a little, and muddled through.Su Ang said again: "Actually, I don't know this junior well. Guan Yi helped to contact him. I heard that this junior doesn't like to socialize with others. I guess he won't agree to have dinner together. Just leave it alone. Just let Guan Yi deal with the aftermath."

"Please—" Lindsay choked, and said, "... you are gone."

When the two parted, they made an appointment to play games at night when they were free.When Lin Sai went online at night, A Fu was overjoyed: "Boss Pi, I haven't seen you for a long time! The boss told me that there was a heavy rain in your place, and you were washed away by the flood. Everyone cares about you very much and has been discussing about the things in your backpack. How should the inheritance be divided?"

Lindsay: "..."

A Fu introduced to Lindsay the newcomers who joined the guild during the period when he was not online, and the LOC channel was very lively.After a while, he heard someone calling "Lao Li", and the next second he saw Guan Yi online.

The deputy gang leader Crow adjusts the team according to the usual professional mix in the field. Lindsay is usually in the second regiment. The team is Bai Yujing, Zhu Nuo and Diaolongting. Because of their flexible actions, they are usually responsible for fighting guerrillas or flanking. command.

As soon as the crow dialed them into the second group, Guan Yi suddenly said, "I'll go to the first group. I'll change the crossbow and press the cart with Old Wen."

The crow asked: "Why do you suddenly want to change it? It's all ready."

Su Ang said: "If you want to go, let them go. You ask so many questions. How about kicking Lao Xiao to the second regiment? Doesn't he always think that we are bad conductors, so let him conduct it himself today."

Xiao Shunian joined the Second Regiment, and took over the authority of the head of the group from Lin Sai, and the members of the Second Regiment in the LOC channel also followed him into the sub-channel.After entering the battle map, Crow led a group to the other side of the camp to get props. Lin Sai saw A Fu riding a horse with Guan Yi and was about to call him, but Xiao Shunian had already called him, so he immediately turned back and said with a smile: "Hey, I'm used to following Brother Li, so I didn't react."

Xiao Shunian joked, "You guys are so good, you made Lao Li into a little daughter-in-law, hiding in Lao Wen's arms and crying every day."

Another Zhu Nuo in the group asked, "How do you know?"

Xiao Shunian said: "A while ago, Lao Li hung up alone in the small room with the gang leader every night and whispered. The gang leader locked the room, and even the crow and I couldn't get in."

A fishing dragon court said: "Is the gang leader and Lao Li doing something that can only be done when his wife is not at home?"

Xiao Shunian said: "You said that the boss and Lao Li are doing things that can only be done when his wife is not at home. For example, what?"

A Fu said: "Juvenile Master, why are you repeating the question, are you secretly recording? This gang prohibits fishing丨law enforcement."

Xiao Shunian said: "Ah Fu, don't ask me to take you to the arena again in the future, mortals are not worthy."

A Fu said: "Hmph, I'm looking for my Brother Li!"

Xiao Shunian said: "Your brother Li doesn't have the heart to take you. He has retired from the arena to become a salted fish who can't stand up. Now he doesn't even fight me in 3v3."

A Fu was shocked: "Why?"

Xiao Shunian said: "I heard that I have lost my love."

Lindsay thumped in his heart, and shot out the firecracker he had just picked up in his hand, and a round of ammunition knocked Xiao Shunian off his horse.

Then Lindsay was spit out by Xiao Shunian's sexy and melodious late-night emotional radio anchor voice for 5 minutes.

The rest of the members of the Second Regiment asked in the voice: "And then, then, and then? Juggernaut, go ahead, we won't be sleepy talking about this!"

During the interval between conducting, Xiao Shunian would also tell the whole troupe what he heard from the crow, "Lessing at the Seaside, But Met the Destined One——A Blue Love That Was Doomed to Broken Heart". It is said that the crow listened to I read "Ligang Summer Love" taught by the League next door to a senior executive girl; the executive sister heard "He, She, That Sea" from the chat between her cousin and her cousin's friend; her cousin's friend I heard "Social News: A friend of mine got beaten up after drinking" from my boyfriend—that is, Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen himself.

Lindsay was lying in the weeds on the hillside, thinking: the whole world knows about rounding up.

Just after the fight at the pass under the hillside was over, Lindsay's firecracker shook back, and blue smoke rose, and the name of Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen turned gray in the next second.

[Map] Jun Lai Jiu Shangwen: Which son of a bitch actually killed his own people?