All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

The faucet squeaked, Guan Yi washed all the blood from his fingers, checked again and again that there was no more nosebleed, and finally turned off the faucet.He was wiping the water off his face with a tissue when he saw Lindsay walking in from the mirror.

Lindsay stood on the first brick and stopped going any further.He looked at Guan Yi from the mirror, raised his right hand, held a cigarette between his fingers, put it to his lips and took a deep breath.

Guan Yi gently wiped off the water droplets on the bridge of his nose with a paper towel, turned around and crumpled the paper into a ball and threw it into the trash basket.Ask: "Can I borrow a cigarette?"

Lindsay took another two puffs of cigarettes, hesitated for a while with his hands in his trouser pockets, and then took out the cigarette case and lighter and threw them over.Guan Yi caught the paper box that was covered with body heat, lit one himself, took a deep breath, exhaled the smoke slowly, and said, "Shall we chat?"

Lindsay just smoked, looked at him warily through the smoke for a while, and then went out without looking back.

When Guan Yi returned to the residence, the boss was lying on the table at the reception, looking at Guan Yi with a look on his face, and asked if they had a quarrel, saying that Lindsay opened another room alone.When Guan Yi returned to the room, Lindsay's things had indeed been moved away.

Guan Yi not only had nightmares that night, but also had a nosebleed in the middle of the night.Guan Yi searched the Internet for "whether the nosebleed will die if it doesn't stop", and then began to search for "will a nose without plastic surgery be crooked" and "how to psychologically counsel my fragile soul after being beaten for confession".

The next day he was awakened by Su Ang's knock on the door.

As soon as Su Ang entered the door, he said: "Pippi took the boat back to Ligang early in the morning. What's the matter? You two had a fight last night? You won't play straight balls with him to confess your love? I'll just say you don't understand straight men and are impatient. If you can’t eat hot tofu, you have to figure it out slowly. Simple straight men like us are like deer, easily startled.”

As soon as Guan Yi saw Su Ang, after Lindsay beat him up last night, the gut-wrenching "Don't you fucking like Su Ang!" buzzed in his mind again, making him upset. Dizziness, and severe nose pain at the same time.He walked back to the bed, threw his head back on the bed, and used the chattering Su An as air.Su Ang played the role of a mother-in-law, squatting on the head of the bed to ask the bottom line, and finally pried out the ins and outs from Guan Yi's mouth.

Seeing that he was silent, Guan Yi couldn't help but sit up: "Straight lover, what advice do you have?"

Su An thought for a while, and asked seriously: "You really don't have a crush on me, do you?"

Guan Yi kicked him off the bed.

Lindsay returned to Ligang, and was bored at home for three days, without even turning on the computer, and went on a killing spree on the game console.Later, there was a level that could not be passed, Lindsay was furious, threw the handle, and called his good brother A Fei out to drink.

The two were sitting in the bar, and Ah Fei propped his chin to watch Lindsay drink one cup after another, and finally couldn't help but said: "Brother, you asked me to come out to watch you perform a thousand cups without getting drunk?"

Lindsay pushed the empty wine bottle in front of him, looked at Ah Fei intently, and said in a low voice, "Fei Zai, do you think I'm handsome?"

Ah Fei's hair stood on end.

Lindsay sighed and said, "I'm just too good, so it's so difficult to make ordinary friends. Everyone is only attracted by my appearance."

Ah Fei hesitated to speak.

Lindsay added: "Ordinary people can't understand my troubles. I don't blame you, brother."

Ah Fei dipped his finger in the water droplets that condensed on the beer bottle, and wrote "I'm speechless" on the table.When Lindsay was about to say something, Ah Fei held down his hand first, and said, "Brother, you may not know, brother, I am a religious believer now, tell me your confession, and the Lord will forgive you." Holding Lindsay's hand firmly, the other hand "snapped" the small table lamp on their table.

Shocked by his holy brilliance, Lindsay swallowed, and finally said, "If, I mean, if, one day, you suddenly found out that your good brother is gay and likes you, what would you do? "

Ah Fei took a sharp breath, his expression changed continuously, and finally he let out a trembling voice from his throat: "Okay...why do you want to bend when you can't think about it?"

Lindsay said confusedly: "How the hell do I know? Maybe... maybe your brother is fascinated by your handsomeness."

A Fei was silent for a moment, the corners of his mouth curled up and he held back, scratched his head, touched his ears again, and finally laughed: "Don't be so exaggerated, I'm just more masculine."

Lindsay was even more confused: "What are you talking about?"

Ah Fei cleared his throat, patted his T-shirt, looked deeply into Lindsay's eyes, and said, "Ah Sai, although we are classmates in high school and our universities are abroad, we have been friends for so many years, but we I have always only regarded you as a brother, I never thought that you would treat me—"

"...Who likes you! I'm fucking talking about me!"

A Fei was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious: "Lindsay, you're a shit! When did you have another good brother behind my back?"

Twenty minutes later, the two people who were full of thoughts sat on the side of the road and smoked.Ah Fei approached Lindsay, with a smirk on his face, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, Guan Yi is really gay? Then can I rest assured that I don't have to be on guard against him anymore?"

Lindsay nudged him and asked again, "Seriously, what do you think I should do?"

A Fei wiped his hair from the front to the back, and said in high spirits: "I never imagined that a veteran in love like you would have a blind spot in knowledge. According to this old man, the big deal is the same as the gay guy who cheated on you in the past. If you can't afford it, just stay away."

"Which one?" Lindsay asked suspiciously.

"That's it." Ah Fei bent his elbow, as if he was wearing a brand-name bag in his arm, and wiped his temples delicately, "That classmate of yours."

Lindsay suddenly realized.

When Lindsay was studying abroad, she was pursued by two gay guys.One is his classmate, who is also an international student, and the other is a gay guy who only has "I'm gay" on his forehead. His makeup skills make a group of girls bow down, and they are commensurate with their sisters. The handbag closely followed the trend, and her body was fragrant and elegant, as elegant as a high-class lady.He chased Lindsay for a whole semester, wrote passionate love letters, prepared candlelight dinners, sent hundreds of red roses, and even acted in a scene where he pretended to be drunk and went to the wrong room and sent himself to Lindsay's bed.Lindsay went back to the room in the dark that day, and found a naked person on his bed. She was frightened to death, and has been avoiding him like a ghost ever since.

Thinking of these messy past events, Lindsay was even more annoyed.He took a puff of cigarette and frowned: "Guan Yi is different from them. I have known him for a long time, and I have always regarded him as a brother."

"They?" Ah Fei asked excitedly, "Who else?"

Lindsay was speechless: "Can you focus on the key points?"

The second gay guy is a veteran in love that Lindsay met by chance at a party. He pursued Lindsay frankly and touched Lindsay's ass, and then was beaten by Lindsay pretending to be drunk. a meal.

Ah Fei couldn't help but glanced back at Lindsay's butt when he heard the last word, and was puzzled: "What's so good to touch, is your butt inlaid with gold?"

Lindsay punched him.

Ah Fei asked worriedly: "Has Guan Yi touched your butt too?"

Lindsay gritted her teeth: "No!"

"How long have you and Guan Yi known each other? How deep is your relationship? Is there any hidden secrets that I don't know about?"

Lindsay briefly told A Fei that he and Guan Yi had known each other in the game for a long time.Ah Fei nodded, suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are still engaged in cross-border online dating, and you are very good at following the trend."

"...I don't have online dating."

Seeing that Lindsay was silent and kept smoking, Ah Fei finally put away his smiling face, sat down next to his brother, hugged his shoulders to comfort him, chatted from psychology to biology, and used his profound popular science knowledge of various folk half-truths and half-fakes Open the door to explore the spiritual world of gays for Lindsay, a silly son who knows nothing in his mind except motorcycles, playing games, eating and picking up girls.

The more A Fei talked, the more he felt that he was well-informed, so he became more eloquent and intoxicated by it.Noticing that Lindsay had been staring at him, his eyes gradually made his hair stand on end, Ah Fei finally stopped reluctantly and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Lindsay asked seriously: "How does it feel to kiss a man?"

"How do I know?" Ah Fei was puzzled, "For so many years, I haven't even kissed my dad's face."

As soon as the words fell, Lindsay suddenly moved closer, almost touching his face.Ah Fei only felt that Lindsay's breath was blowing on his face, and there was a burst of warmth. He was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, and he pushed Lindsay upside down with all his strength.

Lindsay screamed and got up, clutching the back of his head: "What are you doing!"

"What did I ask you for! Are you fucking crazy?" A Fei got up with lingering fear, and put his arms around his chest, "How can I allow you to defile such a pure and pure man!"

Lindsay rubbed the back of her head, grinning in pain. "Obviously you just said that some people don't know their sexual orientation, of course I have to try," he said confidently, "What if I'm gay?"

"Your uncle! I have talked about so many girlfriends, is this possible!"

"Since it's impossible, what does it matter if you give me a kiss?" Lindsay said, "Do you remember that we used to be at the same table in high school, and you stretched out your hand to pinch me during class..."

A Fei jumped up and covered Lindsay's mouth in horror. Lindsay was half drunk and limp all over. He was thrown back and the two of them rolled to the ground.Lindsay pressed on Ah Fei and said, "Give me a kiss, and I'll try how it feels."

Ah Fei was so panicked that his voice changed his tune: "I x your uncle, I haven't seen you for a weekend, why did you become such a gay ghost after being drunk?"

He didn't pay attention, Lindsay had restrained him and lowered his head.There was a warm smell of alcohol on A Fei's face, and he immediately turned his head and howled miserably.However, when he exhausted his breath, he didn't see anything else.Ah Fei opened his eyes, Lindsay's face hung a few centimeters away from him, staring at him motionless.

"What are you doing?" Abby asked.

"I can't talk to you," Lindsay said.

Ah Fei was very displeased: "What do you mean?"

"Your father is still a straight man, it is worth celebrating." Lindsay patted Ah Fei's face with satisfaction, and suddenly his face changed, "I want to vomit."

"Get up quickly!"

Before he could finish speaking, Lindsay let out a muffled snort, and Ah Fei felt a warm current flowing through his chest.

"Lindsay! I'll kill you!"

The author says:

Thanks to every rewarding boss!