All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

After handing in the manuscript, Lindsay lived a leisurely life, often hanging online, playing cards and chatting with friends in the gang.That night, he had just won a lot of money, and the message box rang. It was a private chat from a seducer ghost standing in front of the grave, asking him how he should wash his talent in a dungeon in Zhunuo City. He also said that he had equipped a set of equipment himself, and asked if there is any problem with this attribute to fight BOSS.

Lindsay teased him: Are you babysitting for a rookie again?

Rookie was Lindsay's nickname for the novice who stood at the grave seducing the ghost belt.A few months ago, the seductive ghost standing in front of the grave accidentally picked up a rookie at the door of a low-level dungeon, and recognized him as an apprentice through the master-apprentice system.Standing in front of the grave, the seducer ghost also tried to go to the forum to study the data analysis posts full of tables and formulas, and finally the equipment attributes assigned to the rookie were a mess.Standing in front of the grave, the seducer ghost had no choice but to ask for help from Zhu Nuo Lindsay, the only person he knew.Standing in front of the grave丨Seducer Ghost, as an excellent casual player, knows nothing about the achievement system and scenery screenshots.In his eyes, the wild dog Lindsay who slashes and robs houses all day long in the wild is a typical figure of a sharp god, so his admiration for Lindsay is completely out of his sincerity.

Lindsay had no interest in caring for novices at first, but he really couldn't bear to damage his tall and glorious image, so he helped the master and apprentice a little favor from time to time, and occasionally took the initiative to care, and went to the main city square to teach the novices some basic operations .

Lindsay had been helping others as apprentices for a few days, and suddenly realized that this was a good excuse to refuse gang activities, not to mention that every time he stood in front of the grave to seduce ghosts, he would send a lot of materials as thank-you gifts, so Lindsay confronted the station. Seducing ghosts in front of the grave became more enthusiastic.During this period of time, their gang has been fighting with the hostile camp. According to the long-standing team habits, he and Guan Yi are in a small team. Lindsay feels a little uncomfortable when he looks up and looks down.But this kind of uneasiness is not entirely due to the unpleasant memories of that night in Sujin Island. He and Guan Yi played in the wild several times, but Guan Yi didn't turn on the microphone and said a word, which made him want to calm down. Lindsay, who had opened this page, was also helpless, so he had to remain silent.

The more Lindsay hit his heart, the more unhappy he became: You are broken in love, you can't delay me from killing enemies and gaining camp prestige!I'm ready to explode, don't you know how to add a control to weaken it?You are still beating that idiot!Let's see if I can do it?

Lindsay couldn't bear it anymore, and typed a bunch of words in the chat box. After typing, she read it for a long time, took a deep breath, and deleted them all.

The three Diaolongting members in the team didn't speak, and the whole team really managed to act by winking, communicating by brainwaves, and fulfilling God's will.One day, a member of the gang, Zhu Nuo, was temporarily assigned to their team, and everyone sniped silently and coldly in the field for nearly two hours, and when the field was about to end, Zhu Nuo finally asked cautiously, "Why don't you talk? "

Diaolongting, who had been silent with Lin Sai and Guan Yi for several days, also replied angrily: "Because we are ruthless assassins in COSPLAY."

Lindsay suddenly felt that he couldn't stay in this team any longer.

Finally, on the second Friday night, after the guild wages were paid, the crow said that he was going to clean up the guild.Recently, people in the gang are not in harmony. Some people are busy making love affairs and dating all day without seeing people, some people are obsessed with starting a group and leading the boss to make money, and some people seem to be possessed by their own cats, stepping on the keyboard without obeying orders. He lost several gang battles and lost a lot of money to the rival gang.

The crow stopped talking, and the channel was quiet, only a gentle and lingering female voice was vaguely heard: "...Life is full of sunshine, don't let the accusations of boring people affect you, be yourself..."

"Li Chang'an! Turn off your microphone for me!"

Guan Yi's microphone was turned off.

"Who is the last type of person I'm talking about? Don't you have points?" Crow said, "Your team has been losing the chain recently. I wanted to say it a long time ago, but the gang leader still refused to let it go. The atmosphere of your team has recently Very strange."

A Fu asked: "What's the strange atmosphere, I think it's almost the same as before."

The crow said: "No wonder? Let me tell you, when I was in college, my first girlfriend and I were both in the student union. Later we broke up, but no one would give up because of the title. Every time the student union held a meeting, we had to sit down." Complete tasks together. Every time I join their team recently, the atmosphere is exactly the same as the meeting back then. The ghost knows which of them has recently become discordant in their sex life."

Lindsay choked on a Coke.

That night, as soon as the camp activities ended, Lindsay and the others were buried in the wild by the hostile gang.The crow commanded a counterattack, and Lindsay managed to catch a residual blood against the firepower from the opposite side, and was about to take it away in a wave, only to see the red name pushed out of the mountain road by a repulsion, and fell off the cliff.

The anger that Lindsay had accumulated for many days finally burst out, and in a rage, she fired the mic: "Li Chang'an!"

After a while, Guan Yi said, "Yes. What's wrong?"

Lindsay asked: "What the hell are you doing!"

Guan Yi's microphone clicked: "I'm eating biscuits."

Lindsay choked with anger.

At this time, the situation of the battle had changed for several rounds, and Lindsay had no time to haggle with him any more, and rejoined the battle.But unlike before, Guan Yi didn't intend to support him at all. The profession of Zhunuo was not very popular in large-scale team battles. Sai played very aggrieved, and gradually backed away, planning to go around the back alone to steal a few kills.

But Guan Yi stopped him and asked, "Where are you going?"

The crow was furious: "Who the hell dares to paddle!"

Lindsay said: "I can't deal damage, so I am going to leave the battle to change a set of talents and wash a few skills."

Guan Yi said: "It's okay, come to me, I'll help you."

Lindsay thought to himself: Fuck you, you still play with me, pretending to be pure, a fine show.

However, after that, Guan Yi really assisted Lin Sai, pointing to where to hit, sometimes before Lin Sai called, Guan Yi's skills had already given him the goal.Lindsay couldn't help muttering, "I'm following very closely at this time."

Guan Yi said: "I added you to the focus target, so that I can see who you are hitting at any time."

Lindsay suddenly felt hot on the back of her neck, touched it unconsciously, and said, "Oh."

Guan Yi said: "It will be convenient if there is a vendetta in the future."

Lindsay: "Huh."

The fight lasted for nearly an hour.Afterwards, everyone dragged a suit of tattered equipment back to the gang's homeland. After Lindsay repaired the equipment, he hung his horn by the pond to fish.Everyone dispersed one after another, A Fu called Guan Yi in a pitiful manner, and asked him to plant a flag with himself, so the two went to the private channel, and there were only eight or nine people left in the channel hall, and some were inviting people to play in the arena , There are also a few old dogs discussing playing a nostalgic dungeon and letting Lindsay join them.Lindsay, disturbed by the mess of voices, also dived into the private channel.

Guan Yi and A Fu stayed in A Fu's small room. As soon as Lin Sai entered, he heard them discussing the details of Bai Yujing's professional competition.Lindsay was very familiar with some of them. Later, when they talked about some side-to-side operations that high-end players only used, Lindsay didn't know.But he still listened carefully, even if he didn't listen to what the two of them were talking about.He heard the voices of Guan Yi and A Fu converging and separating, he heard Guan Yi's decisive tone of conclusion, and he heard Guan Yi's silence, thinking, undecided.

"Wow," A Fu said suddenly, "Cai Pi, when did you come and how long have you been eavesdropping?"

Lindsay said: "Let me study how to beat you Bai Yujing violently."

"If you want to be a teacher, you need to pay 800 yuan for tuition." A Fu said.

"Are you worthy?" Lindsay asked.

"I told Brother Li." A Fu said.

Guan Yi said, "No, I don't have this habit."

What hobby, the habit of engaging in teacher-student romance?That was the first thought that popped into Lindsay's mind, and then he was terrified by the thought.

The three chattered for a while, and Lindsay felt that Guan Yi seemed to have become normal, so he sent him a private chat in the game, and first expressed his gratitude to him for helping him find a piano genius student.Guan Yi didn't take it to heart and said you're welcome.With the foreshadowing, Lindsay was finally able to ask the question that had been bugging him for several nights.

Lindsay: Why didn't you turn on the mic a while ago?

Lindsey: Let it be over with Sukin that night and we're even, let's just pretend it's okay.How about it?

Lindsay: I take you as a good brother and understand you.There will always be several irrational impulses in a man's life.Hope you don't feel stressed.

Lindsay: When it comes to love, it's normal to misread people several times.I have experience.Don't let it stop you from continuing your search for true happiness.It doesn't matter if you get emotionally hurt, just play a few more games.So promise me, don't close the mic again when you log in, okay?

Guan Yi:?

Guan Yi: Some time ago, my microphone broke down and I haven’t had it fixed yet.

Guan Yi: What I suffered was not emotional injury, but trauma.

Lindsay felt that Guan Yi was extraordinary.

Back in the main city, Lindsay waited for a while in front of the NPC on the battlefield, but Guan Yi did not continue to pester in the private chat channel.Lindsay thought he was offline for a moment, and then saw him calling Jun Lai Jiu Shang Wen to play the arena on the gang channel.

This kid is still in the mood to play in the arena?Lindsay was very upset and lined up into the battlefield alone.

Lindsay returned to a normal life, spent many days wandering in the wild, and changed the list of enemies several times, and finally got a little tired.He remembered Qi Wumeng, who was stillborn in his womb, so he went to me and fought with you, saying that he wanted to work in the regiment to earn money.

I fought with you and asked him to get another Bai Yujing to be a semi-assist. Lindsay went to find Afu, and Afu fought once. In the second week, he said that he had found a part-time summer job and asked Lindsay to change to someone else.Guan Yi, who has been keeping silent in the channel, said that if you can't find someone else, you can find him.Lindsay agreed, and turned around to ask Bai Yujing, another member of the gang, in private. It turned out that they either had a fixed group or were not interested in playing dungeons.Two of them originally agreed, but said the next day that they didn't have half-support equipment and couldn't fight.

Lindsay asked the crow to introduce Bai Yujing, a reliable PVE, and the crow was very puzzled: Isn't there a Li Changan who is idle all day long in front of you?

In the end, Lindsay took Guan Yi, who was so idle, into the dungeon.The people in the regiment licked the big brother Qiwu Bai Yujing from head to toe, Guan Yi ignored everyone, followed Lin Sai obediently, and asked Lin Sai if he could get on the horse and take him.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Go by yourself!

[Team] Li Changan: Oh.

Then he mounted his big red horse and ordered Lindsay to follow.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

[Secret chat] I fought with you: I heard that both of you are immortal before the resurrection point, and you still play books together?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Don't ask, if you ask, there is only this idiot Bai Yujing left in the world.

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