I'm not your type

[Hero, spare your life!Good man, spare your life! ! 】Xu Ming wailed【I have something to defend. 】

Zhou Yi didn't intend to give him a lenient confession at all [Let me beat you to death first! 】

【Actually, I'm matching you and Xiaolu! ! 】Xu Ming shouted loudly!

【. . . . . . . . . . . . . 】

So the world is quiet.

After 1 minute, Monday said [what did you say? ? 】

[You like Xiaolu] Xu Ming said [I feel that Xiaolu likes you too, so I am trying to match you two. 】

Monday [Using the method of introducing me to another boyfriend? ? ? ? 】

Xu Ming【I just want to test whether Xiaoluzi will be jealous. 】

After being silent for a while on Monday, he asked [him. . . .Are you jealous? ? ? 】

Xu Ming's expression was troubled. . .No. . .have no idea. 】

Zhou Nu [What do you mean I don’t know! ? 】

Xu Ming [When I told him, he didn't seem to have any mood swings. 】

Disappointed on Monday, he said [That means I’m not jealous. 】

Xu Ming hurriedly said [but his whole body was filled with sour taste. 】

on Monday【. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Do you want to die? ? ? ? 】

Xu Ming boldly joked [I thought about it too, maybe it's because he doesn't smell like a bath. 】

on Monday【. . . . . . . . . . . . . 】

After a while, Xu Ming was beaten on the grass by Zhou Yi, and two junior girls from the law school happened to pass by. The passing junior girls saw this posture and took pictures while bleeding their noses.

【You guys are in a good relationship. 】The junior girl praised.

Xu Ming was pinned to the ground on Monday and accused the school girl [Facing the atrocities, your first reaction is not to call 110 to call the police, but to take pictures and post on Weibo, where is your conscience! 】

Monday is still the same sentence [Student girl, it’s okay to keep it private, don’t post it on the Internet. 】

Monday is very conflicted, he really wants to dislike Lu Yongli, but he can't.

Was he blind before? ?Mingming Lu Yongli is so handsome!He looks handsome when he lays up in three steps after a feint. He looks handsome when he looks up to drink water while panting slightly. Handsome, the appearance of eating a small fried bun in one bite is also very handsome. Of course, it is not very handsome when the scalded saliva is left behind, but, very!Can!like!ah!

Monday can't help but become obsessed with a straight man who feels helpless about his own incorrigibility.

[I really want to chase. 】

[Then chase after it. 】

[Don't dare to chase. 】

[You are so cowardly. 】

Zhou Yi glanced at Xu Ming, and said sharply [Go away! ! 】

In the blink of an eye, it was the end of the day, and time entered July when the ground in City A could be used to fry eggs.

Xu Ming changed two girlfriends in just one month. Finally, the second girlfriend broke up because he couldn't accept his idleness and extreme laziness during the review period. So, before the summer vacation, Xu Ming Naruto is single again.

Monday is still single, he and Lu Yongli are still the same, but the relationship with Han Qin has made a breakthrough.

The two finally turned their enemies into strangers, and instead of spitting at each other three times after meeting, they pretended to be detached and forgot about each other.

Finally, amidst the sadness of the fourth grade, the bitterness of the third grade, the indifference of the second grade, and the expectation of the first grade, the summer vacation came.

Before the summer vacation, I called the basketball team out for a dinner on Monday. I was very popular on Monday. I drank a lot of wine during the graduation season a while ago. The night before the basketball team’s party, he experienced a serious hangover. , so I didn’t dare to drink much. There are no rules for drinking in the basketball team. Drink what you can drink as much as you want, and do whatever you like.

What Zhou Yi didn't expect was that the four Xinmis in the first grade seemed to have gone crazy. The four men with extremely poor drinking capacity all lowered their heads and poured alcohol on themselves. It's the same as having a competition about who can drink the least.

Because the school strictly forbids drinking during the summer vacation season, it was really hard to get along on Monday, so I opened a room in a nearby hotel, and arranged all the team members who drank too much to spend the night in the hotel, and the others played cards in the chess and card room.

Song Chaowen was very happy when he was drunk, clutching Qian Feng with snot and tears [What is my life? . .So. . .Bitter! ! ! ! 】

Qian Feng said [maybe you ate too much meatball stuffed with bitter gourd? ? ? 】

Song Chaowen still said [My life, what. . .So. .Bitter! ! ! 】

Qian Feng【. . . . . . 】

Song Chaowen [I. . . .What about my life. . . 】

Qian Feng [Go away! ! 】

In contrast, Lu Yongli was much quieter.The drunk Lu Yongli played with the disposable cup on the table by himself, and no one would give it to him.

Xu Ming wanted to make a match, so he took the others and left first, leaving only Zhou Yi and the drunk Lu Yongli.

Zhou Yi shook Lu Yongli's shoulder [Xiao Luzi, let's go. 】

Lu Yongli looked up at Zhou Yi, obediently picked up the disposable cup, and followed Zhou Yi to stand up.

on Monday【. . . . . .Luzi, put the cup here, don't hold it. 】

Looking at Zhou Yi, Lu Yongli obviously didn't like his suggestion, so he sat there holding his baby cup again.

on Monday【. . . . . . 】

Lu Yongli was still holding his disposable cup with a clear expression and lowered his head to play until Monday when he said [Okay, take your cup and let’s go, shall we? ? 】

On the main road, Lu Yongli refused to let Zhou Yi support him, and insisted on walking by himself.

Seeing that he was walking steadily on Monday, he stopped insisting, but even though he slowed down, Lu Yongli still slowly fell behind Monday.

After a while on Monday, I have to look back to make sure that Lu Yongli is there. Every time I look back, I can see Lu Yongli's pair of foggy black eyes staring at him blankly.

But not long after, Lu Yongli stopped leaving. Looking back on Monday, he saw Lu Yongli squatting down slowly, hugging his knees, and then stopped moving.

On Monday, I had a headache. When others get drunk, they are crazy about alcohol. What is Xiaoluzi doing?Does drama addiction want to play a mushroom on the road? ? ?

On Monday, he was very powerful [Lu Yongli, get up! ! 】

Lu Yongli still hugged his knees, raised his head and looked at Zhou Yi【I won't get up! 】

[Why don't you get up? ! 】 Zhou Nu, how dare you get up! ?

Lu Yongli's eyes were foggy, he tilted his head on his knees, and his speech was slurred [because you don't like to be arrogant]

【What did you say? 】 Zhou Yi simply squatted down and looked at him at the same level.

The drunk Lu Yongli repeated again [You don't like to be tall, I do, shorter than you. 】

Zhou Yi was shocked and asked [What do you mean? ? 】

Lu Yongli sighed unhurriedly, which made Zhou Yi restless.

After sighing, Lu Yongli said [I am more beautiful than all the people you have ever liked combined. 】

【what? 】

[But you look down on me. . . 】Lu Yongli shook his head lightly

Zhou Yi held down his heart that was beating faster and faster, and only said [You,,, really drank too much. . 】

[A man with no eyes. . . 】Lu Yongli scolded softly with some grievances. While scolding, he reached out and touched Zhou Yi's nose, then touched his lips from his nose, and ate a good tofu.

Zhou Yi grabbed Lu Yongli's restless hand and asked seriously. . .What about you, do you like me with blind eyes? 】

On the contrary, Wynn stopped talking this time, and watched Zhou Yi for a long time, until Zhou Yi felt that he didn't even know himself. . .

Lu Yongli buried his head in his knees helplessly, and sighed vaguely [You have poor taste. .Mine is even worse. 】

on Monday【. . . . . . . . 】

I was a little anxious on Monday, do I like it or not? ? ? ?According to the context, I should like it, but what I said is not a good thing! ! !

Zhou Yi was about to ask again, when Lu Yongli buried his face in his knees and said in a muffled voice [I like you so much. . . . 】

Thunder fell from the sky, lightning and flint.

At that moment, Zhou Yi felt that his soul was going to go out of his body, but after thinking about it, he realized what kind of shit was going out of his body, it was just that he was so beautiful that he was bubbling! ! !

Lu Yongli continued to say with great distress [I really want to chase you. 】

On Monday, I yelled in my heart【You come here! ! ! 】

【But I can't. . . . . 】

Surprised, Zhou Yi grabbed Lu Yongli by the collar and asked [Why! ! ? ? 】

However, Lu Yongli refused to say a word anymore.

It's not that I dare not, but that I can't.Like an old cow regurgitating cud on Monday, he recollected Lu Yongli's drunken words. When he thought of the previous words, he was bubbling with beauty. When he thought of the last sentence, those bubbles that flew into the sky exploded one by one.

What do you mean you can't? Why can't you? ?I'm single, you like me, I have a crush on you, why can't you chase me.

The more he thought about it on Monday, the more he struggled until the next morning. Monday without a hangover looked even haggard than Lu Yongli with a hangover.

Xu Ming was so kind, he booked a room for Lu Yongli and Zhou alone, and lay next to Lu Yongli on Monday. Although Lu Yongli was hungover, he still looked fresh and handsome. On Monday, he felt that this kid seemed to have a magical self-recovery function , this whole night, every second he looked better than the last second.

(Of course, this is a no-brainer Monday in love illusion.)

Lu Yongli woke up and saw Zhou Yi who was staring at him.

Lu Yongli was surprised for two seconds. . .week team. . . 】

Zhou Yi's voice was even hoarse than his, and Zhou Yi, who had a hoarse voice, decided to play a joke on Lu Yongli [you. . .Be responsible to me. 】

Lu Yongli [! ! ? ? ? ? ? 】

Lu Yongli was already sober, and his reaction was very sharp [but. . .Clothes for both of us. . 】

That's right, both of them were lying on the bed well-dressed, how could Lu Yongli be fooled? ?

Zhou Yi, who completely forgot his original intention, began to seriously regret that he hadn't stripped himself and Lu Yongli just now.

Zhou Zhou couldn't hold back his face, so he just smiled [Just kidding, don't take it seriously. 】

Lu Yongli [. . . . . . . 】

Sit up on Monday【Do you have a headache? 】

Lu Yongli also sat up, shook his head, and said [It doesn't hurt anymore. 】

When Monday opened the curtains and the sun shone on his face, he suddenly remembered that Lu Yongli had a girlfriend.

I can't finally understand that sentence, Zhou Yi sighed very decadently, did he fall in love with a little scumbag again? ?

Lu Yongli asked from behind [Zhou team, what's wrong with you? 】

Looking back on Monday, I said [I lament my ill-fated fate. . . . . 】

Lu Yongli [. . . . . . . . . 】

The author has something to say:

The archive is gone again. . . . .Save the manuscript. . . .Recently, I became a fan of Matsuda Ryuhei. I really like this slovenly and cute uncle. I recommend everyone to watch "Tada Convenience House" and "My Uncle".