I'm not your type

Then comes the exciting summer vacation.

But it's a pity that what makes people excited is the soaring temperature in City C.

As usual, I didn't go back to my hometown on Monday, but I couldn't live in the dormitory anymore, because it was very sad. A few days after the beginning of the summer vacation, the air conditioner that couldn't be hung up was hung up.

I found someone to repair it on Monday, but the person fiddled with it for a long time and said [your air conditioner is not worth repairing to be honest, you can fix it today with 500 yuan, but it may break again tomorrow. 】

Qian Feng, who didn't go home because he had to review the judicial exam, said kindly [You can come to our dormitory to play the floor]

I went there with the quilt on Monday, and 5 minutes later, I came out with the quilt again.

On Monday when I came out, I told Qian Feng very straightforwardly [You are too polite, where is there a place for me to make the floor in your dormitory?There is no place for flies to settle in the garbage dump! ! ! 】

After that, on Monday, I went to bother several seniors who did not leave school, but due to various reasons, they could not find a suitable dormitory.

After hearing Monday's complaint, Xu Ming said [You can find Xiaoluzi to live~~]

On Monday, I solemnly said [I warn you, don’t make trouble! ! 】

Xu Ming hehe twice [I don't understand the two of you, you two are clearly in love, but you want to have a crush on each other, is it interesting?Are you making an idol drama? ? 】

Monday [You are talking nonsense again, how many times have I told you that Xiaoluzi has a girlfriend, so stop making such jokes. 】

Xu Ming [How many times have I told you? ?It may be your illusion that Xiaoluzi has a girlfriend, you should at least confirm it before giving up. 】

Monday [How to confirm?How can I tell him?What you said before is so unnatural! ! 】

Xu Ming clamped the phone between his shoulder and ear, and reached out to take a peach [unnatural?Is this the time for you to say something like this?Be natural, don't lose face, you still talk about a fart relationship? 】

There was a sound from the other end of the phone [Who? 】

Xu Ming replied [Oh, you silly brother Zhou. . . .Wait a minute, Xiao Fei is talking to you]

Sure enough, two seconds later, Xu Ming's younger brother, Xu Fei's voice came over [Brother Zhou, who are you looking for again? 】

Xu Fei was a follower who followed Zhou Yi and Xu Ming since he was a child. This kid inherited the good genes of the Xu family in appearance, but his mind was as smart as Zhou Yi. According to Ming, this kid is like an existence of their Xu family.

Zhou Yi has always regarded Xu Fei as his own younger brother, and would not have said anything behind his back, but after all Xu Fei is still so young, discussing these topics with him, Zhou Yi couldn't help but blush [You little brat, don't ask so many questions] ,study hard, improve every day. 】

Xu Fei said aggrievedly [I will be 16 years old in two days, and I am already 17 years old, why am I such a brat, let me tell you. 】

Monday [Don't talk, don't talk! 】

Xu Fei didn't care about it either, and changed his words and said [Forget it, by the way, Brother Zhou, my birthday is coming soon, what birthday gift did you give me this year? 】

Zhou Yi laughed twice, and Xu Fei asked [what's wrong? 】

Monday [Nothing, you really look like your brother. 】

[It's not like it! 】Xu Fei said【I am much more handsome than him! 】

[Little bastard! ! 】 Xu Ming probably threw a pillow.

Anyway, after a while of confusion, Xu Fei said [My brother lost his temper, Brother Zhou, the last sentence, don’t forget my birthday present! ! 】

Xu Ming answered the phone two seconds later [What are you going to buy for Fei Er? 】

I thought about it on Monday [uh. . . . It's less than 5 yuan.I really miss the era when he could be dismissed with a bubble gum]

[That's not it,] Xu Ming sighed with emotion [How cute when I was a child, but when I grow up, I'll be like a demon. He insisted on arguing to visit you in C city these two days, which made me angry. 】

【What are you angry about? 】

[Of course I'm angry, we are in the same city and the same school, I have been there for two years, and I didn't say to see me, but said that your birthday is coming to see you, isn't that ridiculous?Who is his brother? 】

Zhou Yi said gratifiedly [Xiao Fei has really grown up and knows the good and the bad. 】

[Go away! ! 】After Xu Ming finished cursing, he said 【By the way, I just thought of a great idea!Don't you work at the bar at night?Ask Xiaoluzi out for a drink, I’ll help you think through text messages, Xiaoluzi, I work in XXX bar, and I’m bringing your girlfriend over during the summer vacation, so I’ll treat you to a drink. 】

on Monday【. . . . . . . 】

[Am I a genius? 】

Still worried on Monday [It's too unnatural. . . . 】

Xu Ming was furious [face and way, which one do you want? ! 】

on Monday【. . . . . .Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm so annoying, I hung up. 】

Xu Ming got hung up on the phone without warning, thinking that he had worked so hard to worry about his good brother's love and ended up like this, Xu Ming yelled aggrieved.

Just as Xu Ming was yelling, Xu Fei came out [Brother, it's so noisy. 】

Xu Ming complained to his younger brother about Monday's situation while giving himself comfort, but his younger brother said indifferently, "Dogs and mice are nosy, who asked you to advise Brother Zhou about love?"deserve it. 】

Xu Ming【. . . . . . . . . . 】

After Xu Fei finished speaking, he picked up the water and went into the room, leaving only Xu Ming, who was about to suffocate to death, kneeling on the sofa and scratching the wall.

Compared to Xu Ming who was aggrieved enough to scratch the wall, Monday was not much better.

He stood in a trendy and trendy bourgeois-style bar, unconsciously shaking the light stick in his hand.

Recently, the resident singers invited by the bar owner are not very good, and they always have to pretend to be fans to create atmosphere.

Probably because Monday was in a daze for too long, and his expression was too silly. In short, halfway through the performance, the boss came to bite his ear [Can you have a snack? 】

The boss is a young man under the age of 30, but he always likes to dress himself up as a decadent uncle. Although he is really suitable, he can't appreciate this so-called sloppy and cute beauty on Monday, so he is here I have been working for more than a year, but nothing happened with my handsome boss.

The boss is a man with small eyes and a small mouth. No one knows what he's thinking when he's sternly looking away, and no one knows what he's thinking when he giggles without warning. , is an enigmatic young man.

On Monday, he said to the boss who seemed to never wake up [Boss, the resident singer you invited this time is not as good as mine. 】

The boss was silent for a while, then said lightly 【You always speak better than you sing. 】

The two hunched over and shook the light sticks for a while, and the boss who had been bent like a shrimp suddenly straightened up [By the way, someone is looking for you. 】

【Who? 】

The boss of Shenyouwuwai pointed to the outfield [at the outfield bar, wearing sandals. 】

【. . . . .Who doesn't wear sandals in summer. . . 】Mumbling on Monday, he walked out, and the moment he opened the door separating the inner and outer courts, he saw Lu Yongli wearing a white jacket and black pants. Looking down on Monday, sure enough, Lu Yongli was wearing a pair of brown sandals.

Probably sensing Zhou Yi's sight, Lu Yongli also looked over.

[Xiaoluzi. 】 Zhou Yi raised his hands and walked out

Lu Yongli jumped off the high chair and said eagerly [Zhou team, I don't have a girlfriend! 】

After speaking at the same time, both of them fell silent. In the deserted outfield, all that could be heard was the gloomy and obscure shop music.

After a while, Lu Yongli raised his phone [My phone is broken, WeChat keeps crashing, and I can't make calls.I saw the WeChat message you sent me, let me tell you, I don't have a girlfriend. 】

【you. .Ran most of the city just to tell me this? 】I was a little confused on Monday, but I was very happy when I was confused.

After being excited for so long, Lu Yongli finally calmed down. After he calmed down, he felt ashamed [I. . .I can call. 】

【how much did you spend? 】

【82.】

【Have you had dinner yet? 】

【. . . .not yet】

Said on Monday [I'll get you some French fries, freshly fried. 】

After a while, Monday came out with French fries and a plate of pistachios, and the two of them dipped the French fries in ketchup and ate silently.

[There is a performance inside, do you want to see it? 】

Lu Yongli shook his head, and after being silent for a while, he said [Zhou team, why did you ask me to bring my girlfriend to play? 】

Following Xu Ming's idea on Monday, he sent Lu Yongli a WeChat message almost verbatim, asking Lu Yongli to bring his girlfriend to the bar.

I didn't expect that Lu Yongli would appear so quickly, and come up so abruptly, he said [I don't have a girlfriend! ! 】

Zhou Zhou was picking a pistachio that didn't open his mouth, and he couldn't speak a word at this time, who is usually full of tongue.

Lu Yongli waited anxiously by the side, but from his perspective, the silent Monday was in an unreasonable stalemate with a pistachio, as if he didn't hear what he said.

Finally, Lu Yongli, who couldn't wait any longer, changed his words and repeated his question [Zhou team, why do you think I have a girlfriend? 】

Zhou Yi's hand was finally willing to let go of the poor pistachio, but he still didn't look at Lu Yongli, he just stared at the plate in front of him intently, as if talking to those pistachios【I saw you walking with a girl Together, a while ago. 】

On Monday, he said several inverted sentences in succession.

[Hold her around the waist, you. 】

[You guys are very close, it looks like, haha. 】

[I thought she was your girlfriend, so I did.Haha, I'm still thinking that you have a girlfriend and don't introduce it to everyone, it's really strange. 】

Due to Monday's outstanding performance, Lu Yongli, who was already very nervous, became less nervous.

Lu Yongli recalled according to the time, place and character image mentioned on Monday, and the result of the recall was [the person you saw. . . .Probably my sister. 】

【what? 】

[Didn't you also see it?Qin Qi, my sister. 】

I recalled that back view on Monday. . .That height difference. . . .Although the dressing style is very different, but it seems. . . .Really. . .Pretty similar.

Zhou Zhou oh oh twice, and lowered his head in shame.

Lu Yong stroked the cup back and forth with his thumb, 【Captain Xu, the person he introduced to you. . 】

Before Lu Yongli could finish his words, he rushed to say [We didn't make it!No, no, no, we can't do it at all. 】

From Monday's perspective, Lu Yongli's pupils seemed to have dilated by a millimeter, but they seemed to have remained unchanged at all.

But Lu Yongli quickly said [Zhou team, if he can't do it, can you consider me? 】

Although I don't know if Lu Yongli's pupils are dilated, but Zhou Yi knows that his pupils must be dilated.