I'm not your type

On Monday, when he was playing basketball, he bumped into Lu Yongli. Lu Yongli took a step back. On Monday, he sat down on the ground with his ass, and slid back half a meter in a funny way.

After half a minute of silence, uninhibited and uninhibited laughter broke out from the men of the basketball team on the training ground.

Amid everyone's laughter, Lu Yongli ran over to help Zhou Yi up, and touched Zhou Yi's pelvis with concern [Are you okay? ? 】

Because the parts are too sensitive, in the eyes of outsiders, it looks like Xiao Luzi is eating tofu while stroking Zhou Dui's butt.

Old Zhou Zhou blushed, and shouted at the grinning crowd [what are you laughing at, I see who is still laughing? ? ! ! 】

[Come, come, I'll help you,] Xu Ming also came over, his tone exaggerated [Weak Captain Zhou. 】,

Breaking free from Lu Yongli on Monday, he was about to hack Xu Ming to death with a raised hand.

Xu Ming ran away screaming, and Zhou Yi chased after him.

Lu Yongli felt empty in his heart, as if a wind had blown into his empty chest. He stared at the two running people with deep eyes.

At the end of the training, Xu Ming secretly said to Zhou Yi [I thought that Xiao Luzi liked you, but I didn't expect that he really liked me. Did you see the way he looked at me today? ? 】

When I heard Xu Ming mentioning this on Monday, I was annoyed, and waved [I didn’t see it, I didn’t see it! ! 】

Xu Ming secretly smiled, and deliberately said [You know, I am straight, but like you said, I usually don’t like watches of this brand, but one day someone came to ask me for a watch of another brand worth tens of thousands of dollars. do you want?If I give it to you for nothing, then you will still be moved. 】

Monday frowned [What do you mean? ! 】

Xu Ming pretended to be tangled [If it's a small path. . .I. .Might have to bend. 】

on Monday【. . . . . 】

Xu Ming said again [I may have to bend. 】

[Bend on Monday, it is best to bend into a mosquito coil, I will be the first to light your butt on fire, and make a contribution to the great cause of mosquito repellent. 】

Seeing that the provocation was unsuccessful, Xu Ming said, "Then tell me, if Xiao Luzi confesses his love to me, shall I agree?" ? 】

[How dare you promise! ! 】On Monday, I finally couldn't help it, showing my fierce face.

Xu Ming【Why don't you dare?Why are we not allowed to compose touching love poems? 】

【you dare! 】Zhou Yi raised his hand【I'll turn you into a moving tragic poem first! 】

Xu Ming grinned [Why are you so fierce, are you jealous?Jealous! 】

Zhou Yi was stunned for a while before realizing that he had been trapped by Xu Ming. He also laughed and said [Yeah, I'm jealous.You are heartless, I have waited for you for so many years, and after I bent over, you didn't think about me first?dead ghost~]

Xu Ming【. . . . . . . . . .What are you doing, it's disgusting. 】

Zhou Yi snorted and said [Is this disgusting?Don't worry, you're straight. 】

Although I thought it was nonsense that Lu Yongli would fall in love with Xu Ming, but after thinking about it, Xiao Luzi still has a girlfriend, so I became even more discouraged.

The next day, Zhou Yi had a deep introspection on his recent mental state. It was too abnormal to waste such a long time of beautiful youth because of a straight man with no hope! ?It's so unreasonable! !

So, on Monday, he agreed to Xu Ming's request to commit crimes and make meritorious service, and met the boyfriend Xu Ming introduced to him.

At this time, Lu Yongli is still struggling with how to implement his pursuit plan.

Although he is good-looking, but his personality is too cold, and his relationship experience is almost always initiated by others, others take the initiative to chase him, and others take the initiative to break up.

Lu Yongli thought calmly, now he is faced with two inexperienced problems, first, he has never chased people before, and second, he has never chased men before.

This made him hesitant. In order to ensure that nothing would go wrong, he scratched his head and scratched his head without shame and asked the elders of a hundred schools of thought to formulate his own pursuit plan. However, soon, the lessons of blood taught him what is the first principle of execution.

On Friday night, when he asked Monday to go out for dinner full of apprehension, Monday said [ah, why didn't you say it earlier?I have a problem. 】

Lu Yongli said disappointedly [that. . .next time. 】

Zhou Yi smiled brightly and said [OK, let’s make an appointment again. 】

For some reason, Zhou Yi's attitude towards himself changed from cloudy to sunny again. Although it was puzzling, Zhou Yi's smiling face still healed Lu Yongli's uneasy heart to a certain extent. Of course, the healing was only short-lived, because soon , when Monday left, Xu Ming came up and said [Come here, Xiao Luzi, come and have a look, the man I introduced to you Zhou team, meet tonight, come and comment! ! 】

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Looking at the delicate and pussy little man in the photo, Lu Yongli felt that Zhou Yi's smile was like a sharp knife, every time he thought of it, he pierced his heart.

You're so happy, it's not because of me.

Ha ha.

Xu Ming looked at the expressionless Lu Yongli, and felt a little nervous. Is Xiao Luzi good at covering up? ? ? ?Or did you not think about it at all? ? ?

Are you good at concealing it? ? ?Or did you not think about it at all? ? ?

Are you good at concealing it? ? ?Or did you not think about it at all? ? ?

Xu Ming asked himself thousands of times in his heart, and to save space, he only wrote it three times here.

Xu Ming looked at Lu Yongli, Lu Yongli's voice was flat [Captain Xu, is there something on my face? 】

Well, Xu Ming thought, there is no solution to this problem.

Let's talk about the poor Monday. At this time, Monday didn't know that he was being tricked by Xu Ming. The meeting that he had been thinking about since seeing the photos turned into a disaster.

Why did you forget that China still has the sorcery of PS? ? ? ? ?

On Monday, I looked at the boy who was nothing like the photo, and asked three times【Are you him?Are you really him? ? 】

The boy pouted unhappily [It's really annoying, can't you see it? ? 】

Zhou Yi replied sincerely [Look. . .not come out. 】

The boy wasn't angry either, but coquettishly [Am I prettier in real life than in photos? ? 】

on Monday【. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 】

The boy ordered things on his own, and spoke with exaggerated gestures and expressive expressions.

Looking at him on Monday, I unconsciously missed Lu Yongli's face that would not be too turbulent at any time, his quiet character like a green plant, and his sweaty smell of grass. . . . .

Really, it's much better than this boy who smells like perfume! !

Thinking from the bottom of my heart on Monday.

In fact, as early as when he met Lu Yongli, he regretted agreeing to meet today, but after pretending to be cheerful and greeting Lu Yongli, he felt that he did the right thing! !Lu Yongli is a straight man with a girlfriend who can only be used as a friend!It's wrong to think about it!What's more, it's used to obsess over and over again in the bottom of my heart? !Never allow it!This is wrong! !

However, after having a meal with this perfume-scented goblin, Monday felt that he should honestly go back to the time when Lu Yongli was his boyfriend, and just rely on it before the next person he likes shows up. Let's live in fantasy, none of the people Xu Ming introduced will ever be seen again.

By the way, Xu Ming! !Think on Monday, wait for him to go back!To kill Xu Ming! ! ! ! ! !