I'm not your type

The Golden Week is over, and the basketball team trains together.

Song Chaowen sent everyone the flower cakes brought back from his hometown

Qian Feng said [What kind of flower cakes do you guys eat?Will there be scallion pancakes in the cafeteria that are exciting to eat? 】

Song Chaowen's face suddenly turned black [Then you give it back to me! ! 】

Qian Feng stuffed it into his mouth [Wood. .Wood has. 】

After a while, someone said [why give Team Zhou two yuan, we all only have one. 】

[Okay, Xiao Song, you have also learned to flatter the leader! 】

Xu Ming also booed [Xiao Song, why do I only have one piece? According to common sense, shouldn’t I have three pieces? 】

Song Chaowen blushed from being teased by everyone, and went to play ball angrily.

Xu Ming intentionally matched Song Chaowen and Monday, and while Song Chaowen was going to play, he secretly said to Monday [this kid is interested in you, right? 】

Said on Monday【Really?The length is indeed quite in line with my appetite.If he chased me, I would reluctantly agree haha. 】

When Lu Yongli at the side heard this, he almost crushed the flower cake in his hand.

Playful big radish!

[Xiaolu, do you want to crush it into biscuit crumbs and eat it? ] Monday asked with a smile

【Nothing to do with you. 】Lu Yongli said coldly.

this child. . .My opinions on myself are really getting bigger and bigger.

Qian Feng said [How did you offend him? 】

【We really have a heart-to-heart connection】 said on Monday

Qian Feng scratched his head, very confused【Which point does it make sense? 】

Spread your hands on Monday【I just wanted to ask you this question. 】

Qian Feng【. . . . . . . . . . 】

The dormitory of University C had a power outage at 11:[-] p.m. After the power outage, it was time for chatting in the dormitory.

The topic between men, if it involves women, will always go in that direction in three sentences.

[It's a pity that you didn't go to the welcome party of the School of Music and Dance] Zhang Shu, the oldest in Lu Yongli's dormitory, said [that face, that figure, that small waist twisted. 】

[Yes, yes, there is a third-year senior named Chen Chen, and there is no one else in the folk dance. ] Li Haowen, the youngest, said with emotion.

Song Chaowen said [I seem to have Chen Chen's WeChat. 】

【What? 】

【real? ! 】

[Is it the one with the long hair, the small face, and the corners of the eyes are a little upturned?She also went to the farmhouse music between the basketball team and the Music and Dance Academy last time.Just add WeChat.I'll send you a screenshot of her circle of friends, you can see it. 】

After receiving the screenshots, Li Haowen and Zhang Shu were going crazy.

【It's her, it's her, it's her】

Lu Yongli rolled his eyes lying on the bed, but he couldn't help answering in his heart. .Our hero, little Nezha.

[Did she fall in love with you? ] Zhang Shuwen

Instead, Li Haowen retorted [No, no, Chen Chen likes the captain of their basketball team. 】

【Xu Ming? 】Song Chaowen said 【Yeah, every girl likes Captain Xu, she looks too deceptive. 】

Li Haowen said [No, she likes your vice-captain, the one named Zhou. 】

Lu Yongli's eyes snapped open.

Song Chaowen said [Monday? ? 】

Li Haowen said [Yes, yes, that's the name, it's too personal, I just short-circuited my brain and didn't remember it. 】

【Oh, I remember. 】Zhang Shu also remembered 【The guy who went up to offer flowers at the end, right? 】

[Presenting flowers? 】Song Chaowen gritted his teeth, he went to the party to present flowers when the basketball team was running around in training! ?No wonder he didn't even see Monday's shadow that day.

Li Haowen, the king of gossip, said with emotion, "Your senior Zhou is a man of the hour. I heard from the seniors of our college that his affairs are fun, just like acting."Didn't Chen Chen from the Music and Dance Academy confess to him and was rejected, and then one of Chen Chen's suitors couldn't see it, so he pretended to be gay and confessed to Zhou Yi, and it turned out to be true! 】

Lu Yongli answered in his heart, the suitor was Han Qin. . . . .

[That man is also weird enough, he didn't hesitate to sell his appearance for the sake of his goddess. . . ] Zhang Shu sighed with emotion.

Li Haowen said, "What is this? It was even weirder later on. That man even posted the information of your Team Zhou on that kind of gay hookup website. Those men even came to the school. Your Captain Xu Ming , almost got into a fight with that person. 】

Lu Yongli slowly opened his eyes, and Li Haowen went on to say [Anyway, later on, the men did all kinds of weird things, which made your team Zhou unable to come to Taiwan on various occasions, and it turned out that your team Zhou was also awesome, so I resolved it all. Not to mention, he won the Miyoshi and National Award in the end. Didn’t he also speak at the orientation meeting on behalf of the sophomores this year?Legendary man! 】

Song Chaowen said proudly [That's right, our team Zhou is doing well. 】

Lu Yongli didn't speak, he was reflecting on himself, he thought he was too childish and petty when facing Han Qin, but now it seems that he was blinded.

However, his recent bad attitude towards Monday is not because of this.

Compared with freshman students, sophomore seniors don't have so much to say.

There was a dropout in their dormitory on Monday, so there were only him, Xu Ming, and Chen Qing in one dormitory.

After the lights were turned off, Chen Qing turned on the small desk lamp and drew comics bitterly. On Monday, he lay on the bed with Xu Ming and played with his mobile phone.

The past two days on Monday were very depressing, because Jiang Ping's latest circle of friends updated a photo of him and a muscular man.

I was too embarrassed to ask for confirmation on Monday, so I asked Xu Ming to help.

In a few words, Xu Ming set out Jiang Ping's new boyfriend.

Xu Ming was very speechless and showed Zhou Zhou a screenshot of the chat record between himself and Jiang Ping.

Group photo

Xu Ming【This is your new boyfriend? 】

Jiang Ping【What, are you jealous? 】

Xu Ming【He's pretty handsome. 】

Jiang Ping [Not as handsome as you. 】

Xu Ming【His muscles are quite magnificent. 】

Jiang Ping [Yes, it feels good. 】

Jiang Ping [However, I still like you, full of youthful feeling, if you are jealous, how about I break up with him? 】

Xu Ming【What about that Monday? 】

Jiang Ping [Monday is just a friend. 】

Xu Ming【You don't like spending his money on Monday? 】

Jiang Ping [He is willing. 】

Xu Ming【. . . . . . 】

Jiang Ping [You also persuade Zhou Yi, don't waste time on me. To be honest, I don't like his little money. If you let him save up and fly to South Korea, maybe we still have a chance. 】

Xu Ming [I'm Monday, you and your muscular hunk have a good time, I wish you all, □□ match with a dog forever. 】

I was very depressed watching it on Monday, and I was a little angry when I saw the last sentence.

[Why are you impersonating me to scold him? ! 】

The kind and wise Xu Ming said [help you break off with him thoroughly]

on Monday【. . . . . . . . 】

Ever since, Zhou Yi, who had never been in love with Jiang Ping, still felt a broken love.

The complication of a broken relationship is insomnia. The insomnia Monday sent a WeChat message to Xu Ming who was separated by the bed [Minger, I can’t sleep]

Xu Ming looked at the WeChat message sent by his classmate on Monday, and his scalp felt a little numb. How many days has it been?Every time I suffer from insomnia, I pull him up. The two brothers are not so good.

Just when Xu Ming thought about it and chose to ignore him, the second WeChat message came.

[Don't pretend you can't see it, I saw the light coming from your cell phone while you were covering the quilt. 】

. . . . . . . . .

【What do you want】

[I want to ask you why I can't sleep? 】

【. . . . . 】

on Monday【? ? ?What do you mean by ellipsis? 】

【speechless】

【why】

【Not only did you not use your brain when you were in love, you also did not use your brain when you fell in love】

[It's not because of a broken relationship, how can you talk about everything in any way. 】

Xu Ming felt like shit, shit, shit. . . .

Then on Monday [You said why Lu Yongli always targets me. 】

【Who is Lu Yongli? 】

【. . . .Xiao Luzi, like Rukawa Kaede's, to be honest, you should go to the basketball team twice more when you find time, you don't even know the face of a freshman now.You really take the captain for nothing! 】

Xu Ming [I'm joking with you, I can't tell! ?Would I not know who Xiaoluzi was? 】

Monday [Suddenly I don’t want to talk to you anymore]

【Goodbye then, go to bed early. 】

【Can't sleep】

【Strong sleep】

【I can not sleep. . . .Are you sleepy]

【Sleepy】

[Then get up and wash your face. 】

【. . . . . 】

[Bastard, if it weren't for the fear of delaying Chen Qing's painting, I would have uttered a voice to scold you. 】Xu Ming typed angrily

[How about we go out for a couple of laps? ] Proposal on Monday

Xu Ming【Fuck your sister! 】

[How can you do this] Zhou Yi also added a surprised little expression at the end of the sentence

【run. . .Made a mistake】

Added at the end of the sentence this time is a smirk [I will tell Fatty that you want to chase her]

Fat Ya is the god-sister recognized by Zhou Yi's hometown, she lives up to her name, and she is very fat.

Xu Ming made an angry expression [I will strangle you if you dare]

Such meaningless conversations continued until Xu Ming's cell phone ran out of battery.

[I still have 1 battery left, can we stop chatting?]

[Cheng] I finally showed kindness on Monday

Xu Ming put down the phone with relief

[Actually, you could have just pretended that your phone was out of battery and turned it off and went to sleep] Zhou Yi Shanxin's exaggeration was a bit too much, almost made Xu Ming's heart attack.