I'm not your type

Zhou Yi is a person who does not bring emotions into his study and life. His usual practice is to speak out directly.

So, within a few days, everyone in the basketball team knew that Team Zhou had broken up in love and was asking for comfort.

Qian Feng took the lead and ran to the side of Zhou Yi, saying "Come on, I will lend you a broad chest hug!" 】

Zhou Yi avoided it in disgust [Even if I'm broken in love, I'm still very picky. 】

Qian Feng punched Zhou Yi, and Zhou Yi took advantage of the momentum and fell to the ground, saying [I. .No more, boys. . .Remember to avenge the murder of my father for my father. 】

Everyone else followed suit, Qian Feng didn't measure up, and pushed Lu Yongli, who was the most handsome in the entire basketball team, onto Zhou Yi.

[Let you hug the most handsome Xiaolu, this time you should be resurrected with full blood! 】

Lu Yongli was unprepared, and was suddenly pushed by Qian Feng onto Zhou Yi who was lying on the bench. His entire upper body was pressed against Zhou Yi's body. Zhou Yi's chest was very warm and his body smelled of sweat. Lu Yongli raised his head and saw Zhou Yi in sight. Clear eyes as well. . . . .Glasses half askew. . . .

Strange, when did Monday become so beautiful?

Touch, smell, and thoughts, all subjective feelings were completed in an instant, Lu Yongli got up from Zhou Yi in a panic, probably because he stood up too violently, Lu Yongli heard his heartbeat like a thunder drum.

Zhou Yi also saw that Lu Yongli's expression was wrong, but he interpreted Lu Yongli's stiffness as embarrassment. In order to alleviate this embarrassment, he decided to divert the flames of war, so he extended his claws to Song Chaowen and said loudly [I still want Xiaowen Hug ~]

Song Chaowen ran away immediately, but was caught by enthusiastic teammates and thrown into Zhou Yi's arms.

Zhou Yi took the time to look at Lu Yongli's face. . . . . .

. . . .

Strange, why does this child look uglier than before? ! !

Of course, club activities are not the whole of college life, and the midterm exam is coming soon.

The new ricers turned to Xueba Zhou Dashen for help one after another,

On Monday, at the beginning of school, I told them which teachers would not die if they skipped classes, and which teachers would die even if they didn't skip classes.

[If the criminal law is assigned to Xu Daxian, don't run away. If you want to get a high score, sit in the front row, ask a few academic questions after class, and write better handwriting during the exam. 】

[If the civil law is assigned to Pan Dashen, you can escape happily, but you must have a good relationship with the best note-taker in the class. Pan Dashen is the person who wrote the civil law questions, and most of the topics come from his handouts. 】

【What?Chinese for college students?Marx?Those who don't want to win the national award don't have to go, what are you doing with that thing, it's better to read two chicken soup for the soul in the dormitory. 】

【You mean philosophy?Can teachers teach Fa principles without being angry?Angry teachers generally disdain roll call and can escape.But you can't be angry when answering the questions, because the ones correcting the papers are graduate students. 】

When it was mid-term, on Monday, I found that those teachers who I suggested to skip classes, these bastards all ran away, and those teachers who I suggested not to run away, these bastards chose to run away.

On the first day of the exam week, Song Chaowen made a video call with Monday.

Holding a bowl of instant noodles on Monday, laughing at Song Chaowen [Haha, you didn’t go to Fali’s three roll calls, don’t worry]

【Yeah? 】Song Chaowen is full of hope

[You are dead, let’s start over next year hahahaha. 】

【. . . . . 】Song Chaowen's face turned blue

[It's not all bad, look, this week, you don't have to review the Fa principles.Make time to review other things. 】

Li Wenhao saw the famous Monday in the video, so he came over to say hello [senior, hello. 】

Zhou Yi smiled and shook his fan, with a fairy face on his face [You are also good. 】

Li Wenhao, who had talked to the legendary figure, drifted away in a daze.

After Li Wenhao drifted away, Song Chaowen returned to the topic [Team Zhou, ask for a picture title! ! ! 】

[The teacher didn't draw for you? 】

[The teacher drew it] Song Chaowen picked up the criminal law book and showed it to Monday [The whole book is the key point. 】

[Hahahaha] Said on Monday [Ms. Xu really has more and more personality. 】

A person flashed across the screen, Zhou Yi hurriedly said [Hey, where are you going with Xiaolu dressed so neatly? 】

Song Chaowen turned his head and asked his roommate Lu Yongli [Where are you going so neatly dressed? 】

Lu Yongli said [study room]

[Hey, hey, let him take a seat for me. 】say on monday

[Brother Zhou said he asked you to take a seat for him] Song Chaowen conveyed the meaning of Monday to Lu Yongli.

【. . . . ] Lu Yongli looked at the Monday on Song Chaowen's computer, and became angry for no reason [No account. 】

[You heard it too] Song Dynasty literary affairs are none of your business.

【Hey, I wanted to give you my notes from last year, anyway, I am also a national award winner. 】Zhou Yi was still shaking the broken fan, speaking slowly and loudly.

Song Chaowen immediately said [Senior, how many seats do you need? ? 】

In the end, Lu Yongli, Song Chaowen, Zhou Yi, Xu Ming, and Qian Feng sat at the same table, looking very attractive.

Of course, it was mainly Xu Ming, Lu Yongli and Song Chaowen who were eye-catching.

On Monday, he gave the notes to Song Chaowen, and Song Chaowen said [Fuck, isn’t this a criminal law handout that sells for 10 yuan at a copying agency? 】

Xu Ming said, “It’s this guy’s, and the copy agency gets him a commission of 5 cents for every copy he sells. 】

Just kidding on Monday [I hope that when I graduate, the handouts that are sold can be connected to circle the earth~]

Song Chaowen said [senior, please accept my knee. 】

Song Chaowen looks smart, but he is actually as stupid as Qian Feng. He can recite a noun explanation all morning.

In the corridor of the self-study room, Song Chaowen recited in a low voice [principle of legally prescribed punishment for crimes. . .in principle. .Refers to. . "It is not a crime if there is no express provision in the law" and "There is no express provision in the law. . . stipulation... no punishment" refers to crimes. .Definition of crime. .Kind, define. .types, conditions. . . 】

On the other hand, Zhou Yi just wanted to laugh when he heard it [Your method of endorsing the cassette tape repeater is exactly the same as that of your senior Qian Feng. 】

In contrast, Lu Yongli was much smarter. He reviewed most of the criminal law in the morning.

But the smartest one should be Monday, because he finished reading three books in one morning.

Song Chaowen looked at Zhou Yi as if he was reading a novel, reading the boring procedural law in a clear and smooth manner, and asked [Why do you enjoy reading it so much? 】

Zhou Yi did not understand even more, and asked Song Chaowen [Why do you look like you are dying? 】

[I can't remember! ! ! ! ] Song Chaowen collapsed

Monday [I can’t remember either. 】

【real? 】

【It’s okay if you don’t understand】

Zhou Yi's face was calm and breezy, but Song Chaowen only wanted to kill someone intentionally.

Song Chaowen was stupid, so he helped him memorize those boring nouns in a more interesting way on Monday.

Xu Ming and Qian Feng looked at each other and smiled, with deep meaning in their smiles.

But there were also people who were not so happy. Lu Yongli looked at Zhou Yi and Song Chaowen who were sitting together in the corridor, and his irritability lingered in his heart.

After a while, Zhou Yi led Song Chaowen in.

Xu Ming asked in a low voice [Done the memorization? 】

Shaking his head on Monday, he expressed his conclusion [He can only pass multiple-choice questions if he wants to pass the test. 】

Song Chaowen drooped his head, opened the information book, and started to do the topic he drew for him on Monday.

On Monday, I quickly finished reading what I was going to review, and in the afternoon, I put a lumbar pad on the seat and watched cartoons.

[Slam dunk? ] Lu Yongli, who was sitting next to him, unconsciously said the name of the cartoon

[Remake] Hand over the left earphone on Monday [Can't you see? 】

Lu Yongli glanced at the earphones in Zhou Yi's hand, then at Zhou Yi again, and finally closed the book and put the earphones on his ears.

In the ear is the rough confession of Yingmu Huadao [大好きデス! 】