I'm not your type

To be honest, Monday was a rough day.

At [-] o'clock in the morning, I received a call from Jiang Ping, saying that he was going to travel to City A. On Monday, he was so excited, he said yes, yes, when will you arrive?I will pick you up.

Jiang Ping said [I have already arrived, what's the name of your school? 】

Hanging up the phone on Monday, a carp jumped out of bed.

Xu Ming who was woken up irritably scratched [You are going crazy, Zhou Dayi! ? 】

Zhou Yi couldn't restrain the joy in his heart 【Our family Jiang Ping is coming! 】

Xu Ming changed his posture and hummed twice. . . .When did that unreliable little yellow hair become your family? 】

[This is not chasing! 】On Monday, like a monkey, he rolled down from the upper bunk in two seconds【I'm not coming back today. 】

Xu Ming groaned twice more, and said impatiently [whatever. . .Keep your voice down, Qing'er rushed to draft at 3 o'clock yesterday. .Don't wake him up]

Zhou Yi immediately lowered his voice [Okay, okay. 】

Excitedly, he picked up Jiang Ping at the train station on Monday. Jiang Ping first sent his luggage to the hotel, and then he was going to take him to A University for a stroll on Monday.

Along the way, Jiang Ping asked several times [Didn't Xu Ming not go home?Why don't you come out and play together? 】

Zhou Yi and Jiang Ping are netizens who met on the Internet when they were in Secondary School, and they have already established a relationship.As a result, Zhou Yi was young and inexperienced at the time, so he took Xu Ming with him when they met.

It was very bloody and normal, Jiang Ping fell in love with Xu Ming.

However, Xu Ming is a 24K pure straight man, and he can't hold anything else in his mind except the girl's big breasts and long legs.Coupled with his friendship with Zhou Yi for so many years, brothers and wives cannot be bullied, even if Jiang Ping was born like a fairy, Xu Ming would not look at him twice.

But Jiang Ping doesn't think so. Jiang Ping is a natural beauty control just like Zhou Yi. After seeing the god-like Xu Ming, he becomes very itchy and tries his best to tease and seduce him, but he just wants to sleep.

As time went by, the relationship between these three people evolved into the current state of chasing each other and running away. To be honest, Xu Ming is a little scared of Jiang Ping now.

Zhou Yi originally thought that Jiang Ping's visit to City A was aimed at him, but now seeing Jiang Ping's attitude, he wondered why he was always such an idiot on such issues? ?

While reflecting on himself, he saw Lu Yongli carrying a plastic paper bowl on Monday, and the two of them met their eyes, and it didn't seem right not to say hello.So Zhou Yi raised his hand and said [Xiaolu, you also come out to eat. 】

Lu Yongli just nodded, turned around and left.

The child was in a bad mood for 10 out of 8 days.

【Who? ] Jiang Ping asked

[The junior of the basketball team. 】

【Student is so annoying? 】

Knowing Zhao Jiangping's character on Zhou Yi, he will definitely say something ugly next time, and Lu Yongli has not gone far, so he quickly changed the subject [He belongs to the type with a cold face and a warm heart, don't care about him, what do you want to eat? 】

On the fourth day of Golden Week, Jiang Ping, who hadn't seen Xu Ming, said he wanted to go back.

I didn't keep it on Monday and sent it all the way to the airport.

During Jiang Ping's four days, Lu Yongli spent more than 2 yuan to receive him.When Xu Ming found out, he almost flipped the table, and was so angry that he quickly passed away.

[Okay, freshman Zhou, I owe you 10 yuan for food and you have been chasing me for half a month. Since Jiang Ping, you have spent more than 2 yuan on him. I will kill you, a prodigal son today! 】

Xu Ming chased after Zhou Yi, Chen Qing sat on the bed and watched the two of them messing around, feeling a little envious in his heart.

After Monday obeyed obediently and promised to treat Xu Ming and Chen Qing to a buffet hot pot, Xu Ming let Monday go for a run.

As soon as I heard it on Monday, I knew it was an excuse. What running?Xu Dashen could count how many times he ran with one hand.

Sure enough, when there was no one around, Xu Ming began to criticize Zhou Yi [I tell you that Jiang Ping is really bad, you have a bad eye for picking a partner, you only look at the face, never consider the inside.Look at the few people you have talked about, Han Qin treats you like a monkey, Jiang Ping treats you like a cash machine, and that, what kind of thing is that seat, you are on 8 boats, you are not in those 8 boats one of the . . 】

Unconvinced on Monday [I am not the only one looking at your face, you are not the same, each girlfriend is prettier than the other! 】

[I am criticizing you, why are you talking about me?Continue to talk about Jiang Ping] Xu Ming said [I'm not talking about you, you should draw a clear line with him when he asks you for money for the first time, and you have to get used to it. Hey, although you are smart in learning, you can talk about it. When it comes to love, I'm so clueless. 】

Zhou Yi said contemptuously [Who the hell still has a brain in a relationship? 】

[Look, look, say you don't listen] Xu Ming is heartbroken [Not at all humble, doesn't know how to learn a lesson!Let me tell you, luckily you are not with Jiang Ping, if you are with that kid, there will be another prairie above your head in the future! 】

Zhou Yi said [I am fighting for the right to be with him! 】

Xu Ming was heartbroken [I said so much, you think I am farting here, right?Let you give up!Let you stay away from him, you still fight for it! !You fight for a fart! ! 】

On Monday, I had a fight with Xu Ming, who was full of shit and pee, and then went back to the dormitory to sleep.

At the end of Golden Week, Zhou Yi finally remembered what he had said to Lu Yongli.

In order to make up for my slip of the tongue, on Monday, the last day of Golden Week, I decided to take Lu Yongli to have a skewer.

However, to Monday's surprise, Lu Yongli declined.

Well. . . .Strictly speaking, it was not considered a polite refusal, Lu Yongli said very directly [I'm sorry, I don't have time. 】

Huh?How did I offend this "little casual"? ?

Xu Ming said beside him [You can’t attack Lu Yongli, you can try Song Chaowen. 】

Zhou Yi was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, he was very shy [What are you talking about, you know that Xiaolu is not the one I like. 】

Xu Ming said [I thought your blindness, which had been dying for many years, was finally healed, but it doesn't seem to be healed. 】

Asked on Monday【Do you all think small roads are better? 】

[It's not better, it's more handsome] Xu Ming snorted [Of course, if you can't understand the aesthetics of us normal people, I also deeply understand. After all, I have been blind for so many years, and I can't blame you. 】

Rolling up his sleeves on Monday, Xu Ming stretched out his hand 【Wait a minute!You said you just now?Who are you! ? ? ? ?Who else?Have you discussed Xiaolu's appearance? 】

Zhou Yi said [Who else is there, Xi Cheng. 】

Xu Ming sighed when he heard these two words. He and Xi Cheng are well-known in the law school.

Neither of them could understand the other, and they both thought that the other was a human-faced beast.

Xu Ming nodded Zhou Zhou's head [Why are you still in contact with that octopus?You can have a snack.Be careful that there are no bones left of being cheated by him. 】

Said on Monday [not likely. 】

Xu Ming walked ahead with a heavy heart, and suddenly an idea came to his mind, and he turned around and said [Ah, you might as well get along with Song Chaowen! 】