Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#13 Desire in summer | Dissatisfaction is the easiest way to suffer from heat stroke

The sun outside the car was hot, and when it fell through the shade of the trees, it cast dots of light spots on Lu Lishen's face, covering his whole body with a soft layer, like a silk quilt in an air-conditioned room, making people want to cover themselves unconsciously.

The temperature in the car, which was isolated from the noise and heat, was just right. Xie Siyan shivered unpreparedly. He didn't know when Lu Lishen abandoned the frequency of their communication and turned his brain waves into a wormhole. ask again.

Ask the questions you most want to know!Xie Siyan recalled what the senior sister said at the time in his mind, so the question his bamboo horse and boss wanted to know most was-how many times can he masturbate a week!

Xie Siyan looked at Lu Lishen unchanged, as if this question was no different from how many bowls of rice he ate a day.With a mischievous mentality, he deliberately raised the corners of his lips, stared at his eyes, and moved closer to the side with sincerity and curiosity, "Brother Lu, how many times a week do you do?"

Lu Lishen suddenly withdrew his gaze, stared at the front seriously, unhurriedly let go of his grip, started the car in an orderly manner, and drove out of the parking space, as if the problem just now had never existed.

This topic is over?Xie Siyan seriously struggled, whether he should continue to ask, the image of Lu Lishen, from his childhood memory to the idol he pursued all the way, has always been like a monument in his heart. Hold your thighs.

However, when he saw Lu Lishen again, the monument in his heart suddenly became a mortal, alive, sometimes inexplicable, sometimes incomprehensible, sometimes gentle and considerate, and his framed memories became messy It was so vivid that he wanted to explore unconsciously which Lu Lishen was the real one.

"Brother Lu, let's change the answer!" Xie Siyan finally spoke.

"ten."

"What?" Xie Siyan didn't expect Lu Lishen to answer so decisively and simply. He was taken aback for a moment before he understood what Lu Lishen meant. good."

"Well, it's your turn."

Lu Lishen drove calmly as usual, but glanced at Xie Siyan slightly from the corner of his eye. This attitude made Xie Siyan feel very dissatisfied. He decided to continue this topic with the spirit of academic research, took a light breath and replied, "I'm not sure, it depends on your mood. An average of 3 times."

After Xie Siyan finished speaking, Lu Lishen's head was like a performance robot. He turned to Xie Siyan at a very average speed, looked at him very solemnly, and turned back without saying anything.

"What do you mean by that look in your eyes!" Xie Siyan felt that he was completely despised by Lu Lishen in a certain way, and in order to save some man's face, he slapped his thigh, "I just compare that, and really get up, seven times a night It's not a problem either!"

This kind of bragging jokes are everywhere in the boys' dormitory. Maybe they are not just talking, but even experimenting together, so it is not a shocking speech.

As a result, the car braked sharply on the main road, and then pulled to the side of the road. Lu Lishen opened the car door and said to Xie Siyan, "Yanyan, are you thirsty? I'll go buy a bottle of water."

Xie Siyan couldn't figure out how thirsty Lu Lishen was so anxious, he hurriedly unfastened his seat belt and said, "I'll go with you!"

"It's hot outside, you sit down."

After Lu Lishen finished speaking, he closed the car door and walked onto the sidewalk to look for street shops. Of course he wasn't thirsty, or rather he wasn't thirsty. It's just that Xie Siyan's words reminded him a little too far. Right now, his blood was hot and his head was convulsed. Dizzy, if he doesn't stop and wake up, the car may not be able to drive in a straight line.

He turned into a convenience store at random. He didn't drink much of the drinks in the freezer. He looked around and didn't know what to buy, so he took two bottles of mineral water, the most expensive kind, and then bought a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.In fact, he doesn't usually smoke, but he does. Now he took a cigarette and lit a cigarette on the side of the road, smoked it reflectively, and finally threw the remaining cigarette and lighter into the trash can.On the way back, he took out his mobile phone, stared at the photo of little friend Xie for two seconds, and then opened the appointment notes he had organized.

——Traffic jam, narrow space and boring time, environment where no one disturbs, and closer relationship index: 8 stars.

——Encounter in the public restroom, as a private and public occasion, is highly suggestive and can quickly deepen the impression of the other party.

The above two points were ticked by Lu Lishen, and the next one was: Kiss him when the other party is not paying attention.He silently drew a cross in the back, put away his mobile phone, and strode back to the car.

The car door was opened, and a gust of hot air rushed in and swept away Xie Siyan's drowsiness. When he opened his eyes, he saw Lu Lishen's face against the sun, with a few drops of sweat on his forehead.

"Brother Lu, is it hot?" Xie Siyan received the water bottle that Lu Lishen held towards him. The bottle was covered with water droplets, and it was ice and wet. Then he squinted and saw Lu Lishen sitting in. He immediately picked up the bottle and stuck it When it reached Lu Lishen's neck, "I'll cool you down."

Lu Lishen froze all over, and even forgot to close the car door. He looked at Xie Siyan in a blink of an eye, his throat rolled slightly, and he suddenly raised his hand to grab Xie Siyan's hand holding the water bottle, and then moved it to the position of his heart, "It's the hottest here now. "

Xie Siyan let Lu Lishen hold his hand tightly. It was as if Lu Lishen's heartbeat was really sending a heat through the water bottle, rushing straight to his brain, burning out his reflex nerves, forcing him to maintain this weird feeling. Action for a long time.

"Brother Lu, are you suffering from heat stroke?" Xie Siyan finally regained his brain circuit of running away from home, figured out the cause of Lu Lishen's 'heart fever', and quickly put his other hand on Lu Lishen's forehead, "Let's go home Well, it's too hot today."

"Mm." Lu Lishen answered a word indifferently, even his eyelashes did not change, and his eyes were firmly fixed on Xie Siyan's face.

"You rest, I'll drive!" Xie Siyan suddenly opened the car door, and seeing that Lu Lishen hadn't moved, he added, "I'm also a veteran driver, don't doubt my skills, I often help my dad deliver goods during holidays, and the pickup truck also It's still like walking a dog, you sit down!"

As Xie Siyan said, he got out of the car and went to the driver's seat, and drove him to the passenger seat without Lu Lishen's objection. After sitting down, he still felt that something was wrong, so he glanced at Lu Lishen's collar.

"Brother Lu, don't fasten your collar so tightly if you have heatstroke, loosen it!"

After Xie Siyan finished speaking, Lu Lishen didn't move. He simply reached out to the passenger driver, just like Lu Lishen took care of him when he was a child, and unbuttoned his shirt for him, exposing Lu Lishen's slightly sweaty neck.

When he was a child, Xie Siyan was a monkey jumping up and down, and he ran with a dog all day long. In the summer, he took a nap with the dog and sneaked out of the house to play in the water in the small park downstairs.After playing, go back and knock on the door of Lu Lishen's house, and then say to Lu Lishen who came to open the door: "Brother Lu, when grandma calls me, you have to say that I am sleeping at your house."

Xie Siyan had already forgotten whether he succeeded in making Lu Lishen his asylum prisoner at that time, he only remembered that Lu Lishen was squatting in front of him, unbuttoning his wet clothes, frowning with concentration on his face, and staying very close to him , with a flushed face, like a big round peach, which looked delicious, and then little friend Xie gnawed the saliva on Lu Lishen's face very unceremoniously.

After many years, when he suddenly remembered, Xie Siyan's memory was still fresh, as if Lu Lishen's flushed face was still in front of his eyes, as if they were so close now.

"Speak."

Lu Lishen yelled suddenly, and Xie Siyan looked up, and saw that his eyes were burning hot, as if they were hotter than the sunlight outside the car.

"Brother Lu, you—"

You were blocked by the sudden lips, Xie Siyan felt that all the nerves stopped working in an instant, as if it was just a puppet without self-consciousness, but he could clearly feel Lu Lishen's hand clasping the back of his head, still There was Lu Lishen's lips and tongue sweeping his mouth, and his heartbeat that seemed to protrude from his chest.

"Speak."

Xie Siyan heard Lu Lishen's voice again, and his nerves resumed his duties. He quickly pushed Lu Lishen away and bounced back to his position, at a loss as to what to do.

"Speak!"

Xie Siyan did not dare to turn his head to look at Lu Lishen. He searched all the brain circuits but found no response, and finally said nonsense: "Brother Lu, I have never been kissed by a man! I didn't mean to kiss you, I just remembered my childhood! Let me calm down before explaining!"

Lu Lishen straightened up from his seat suddenly, grabbed Xie Siyan's arm with one hand, covered his nose with the other and raised his chin and said, "Yanyan, you don't need to explain. First, I kissed you. Second, I have a nosebleed. Get the paper for me."

"Wipe!" Xie Siyan's gaze finally turned back to Lu Lishen's face, and he saw that his fingertips were covered with blood. He hurriedly took the cardboard box on the driver's platform, pulled it to cover his nose, and forgot what he just said. Unable to face it, "Brother Lu, why do you keep having nosebleeds? Go check it out another day, nosebleeds can be big or small."

"Yanyan, I have something to tell you!" Lu Lishen suddenly looked directly at Xie Siyan, as if the boat was overwhelmed, the nosebleed that had just returned dripped again, and Xie Siyan immediately went to lift his dropped chin.

"Let's talk later, don't bow your head!"

"No, I must say it now."

Lu Lishen grabbed Xie Siyan's hand and pressed it to his lap. This action caused Xie Siyan to lean over to the passenger driver, facing him face-to-face with only one palm away. Lu Lishen was still bleeding from his nose, but he seemed to be He spoke like a speech on the stage of the World Trade Chamber of Commerce.

"My nosebleeds are due to accumulation for too long and cannot be relieved, and you are too close to become the trigger, thus forming a series of chain reactions and causing blood to surge up, uncontrollable, a problem that cannot be solved even by seeing a doctor .”

Xie Siyan blinked his pure eyes, but couldn't get out of Lu Lishen's words, so he asked shamelessly, "Can you be more direct? I don't understand."

I want to sleep you can't sleep!So nosebleed!Lu Lishen shouted in his heart, but he couldn't continue to speak.So he turned his eyes away from Xie Siyan's face, sat upright, took out a large stack of papers, raised his head and nose, and muffled his voice, as if a defeated general surrendered, "Forget it, let's go!"

However, just as Xie Siyan drove out, he braked suddenly, and suddenly realized, he turned his head and said to Lu Lishen, "Did you just mean that we had a nosebleed because of our kiss?"