Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#12 Who Said Dating Can Only Be Two People

Lu Lishen's words came out too unexpectedly, and when Xie Siyan laughed out loud, he quickly turned his head to the side, and the half mouthful of wine that he hadn't had time to swallow could barely cover his mouth, but a hand suddenly reached out to cover his mouth Instead, he endured the unspiked wine choking in his throat, and suddenly lowered his head to cough.

"Yanyan, are you okay?" Lu Lishen hurriedly patted Xie Siyan on the back, then lowered his head, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

From the corner of Xie Siyan's eyes, he saw a table full of people staring at him and Lu Lishen, and suddenly felt like he didn't want to raise his head again. He rubbed his forehead and wondered what happened just now!Why did Lu Lishen's action of blocking the leaking faucet be so natural!

In order to hide the embarrassment of Wuyan facing Jiangdong's elders, Xie Siyan suddenly stood up, coughed and said, "I'm sorry! I'll go to the bathroom first!"

As soon as Xie Siyan left the table, Lu Lishen got up, "Sorry, I'm sorry, too." After he finished speaking, he chased Xie Siyan away.

In the bathroom, Xie Siyan finally coughed up his throat. He wiped his face in front of the mirror, and suddenly thought of Lu Lishen's hand covering his mouth. Inexplicably, Lu Lishen's serious face jumped out of his mind and said, "My wife is too strict, I don't allow me to drink." ', another one couldn't hold back, patted the sink and couldn't stop laughing.

Xie Siyan was laughing vigorously when he realized that suddenly there was another person in the mirror. Lu Lishen stood beside him without changing his expression, staring at him intently.

"Brother Lu!" Xie Siyan stopped laughing, but when he saw Lu Lishen's serious face, the imagination just now came up again, so his whole face was twisted to laugh but not laughing, and he stared blankly at Lu Lishen .

"What are you laughing at?" Lu Lishen asked directly, with an interrogating tone.

Xie Siyan really couldn't answer and laughed at your wife's strict control, so he finally forced his smile back, "Brother Lu, if you don't want to have dinner with them, let's go."

"I do not have."

"You don't want to have dinner with them?" Lu Lishen's answer was too succinct, Xie Siyan had to guess what he meant, "You even made that excuse, it's really not that you don't want to talk to them."

"What excuse?"

"Daughter-in-law is so nice, I'm afraid she might run away!" Xie Siyan couldn't help laughing when he said this, and he managed to hold back, but Lu Lishen answered him with a serious face, "It's not an excuse, it's serious."

"Wait!" The suppressed smile at the corner of Xie Siyan's mouth suddenly sank. He stared at Lu Lishen, as if he was hearing a language he didn't understand. After analyzing in his mind for a long time, he finally got the result from what Lu Lishen said. The last thing I said was, "Brother Lu, do you have someone you like?"

"Yeah." Lu Lishen nodded calmly, his eyes burned unconsciously, seeing Xie Siyan's gaze suddenly averted, he quickly grasped Xie Siyan's shoulder with both hands, lowered his head and moved closer, as if he had a line to speak, but it was just Maintaining this movement, I froze for a long time, and finally said, "I'm going to the bathroom!"

After Lu Lishen finished speaking, he rushed into the toilet cubicle with lightning speed, and Xie Siyan was stunned for a long time before his brain responded. He thought that Lu Lishen's strange reaction just now was caused by urination?

In fact, Lu Lishen didn't feel like peeing at all, he was facing the wall of the cubicle, his eyes sparkled, he almost said it, and he didn't know whether he was more fortunate or sad at this moment.

He always knew that Xie Siyan liked women, he didn't want to change Xie Siyan, he didn't want to add any obstacles to Xie Siyan's life, he just wanted to stay by Xie Siyan's side and give Xie Siyan everything he could, he just thought so.

But ever since he met Xie Siyan in the elevator of the hotel that day, his personality has been forcibly split into two halves, and the other half kept bewitching him, telling him all the time how much he wanted to be with Xie Siyan, like a lover like that.

Lu Lishen decisively tore off a piece of toilet paper, as if making up his mind, tore the toilet paper in half in his hand, and said silently: Don't tell Yanyan.

Fold the two pieces together again, tear it up again, and say silently: Tell Yanyan.

Then folded it up and tore it up for the third time, and said silently: Tell Yanyan.

When he repeated this until he couldn't tear it anymore, what he was thinking in his heart was: Tell Yanyan.

So, Lu Lishen straightened his coat, opened the door and walked out in a dignified manner.As expected, Xie Siyan was still waiting for him, so he went straight up, stood in front of Xie Siyan, took a deep breath, and said, "Yanyan, get out!"

Xie Siyan stared at Lu Lishen's furrowed brows, as if he was entangled in losing tens of millions of business, and pretended to be calm and relaxed.He couldn't help asking: "Brother Lu, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Lishen stared at Xie Siyan in a blink of an eye, then gently supported his back, and pushed him to go out, with a congealed expression of hesitation.Xie Siyan stopped abruptly and said, "Brother Lu, you didn't wash your hands!"

In an instant, Lu Lishen was embarrassed from head to toe, then turned around to wash his hands without saying a word, and when he came back, he glanced at Xie Siyan and walked straight past him, "Let's go."

Xie Siyan thought introspectively, he seems to have rebelled against Lu Lishen's hair again, is it because Lu Lishen's hair is too easy to rebel, or is he too good at provoking Lu Lishen's skill?

He went back to the table reflectively all the way, but he didn't see Lu Lishen. The giant wheel of friendship in his mind suddenly sank, and he asked Wang Xi, "Where is Brother Lu?"

Wang Xi raised his eyes and glanced speechlessly, pointed behind him and said, "Turn back."

Xie Siyan turned his head and saw Lu Lishen, and his inexplicable anxiety was suddenly transformed by Lu Lishen. He sat down again, and it was the official start. First, he took a round of self-introduction.

In fact, their gatherings are not blind dates in the traditional sense. They are just a few singles of the right age having a meal together, rubbing sparks with each other, and contacting each other privately when they are sparked. That's why there are people like Wang Xi who make up the number of people in it.As for why the time was set at noon, of course it was to catch the dark and set off fireworks before the sparks were extinguished.

It sounds very casual, but in fact it is very casual, so the focus of eating is not on eating. It’s not too noisy at noon, so just drink a drink to strengthen your courage and play a game to bring your relationship closer.

However, Xie Siyan is a big flower on the dinner table, he follows the principles of the ancients very much. He also very readily drank three to five cups without saying a word, and even Lu Lishen's, he always kept in mind the confession of 'sister-in-law', the point was that he would not get drunk no matter how much he drank.

"Xie Siyan, you are boring, this time you have to answer a question!" The senior who was the first to toast Lu Lishen finally got another chance.

Xie Siyan put down his wine glass, and asked straightforwardly, "What if I can't answer?"

"Don't worry, you won't be unable to answer."

Xie Siyan would rather use drinking to solve the problem. He is a natural drinker and claims to have never been drunk. All the wine he drank in his stomach came out after going to the toilet. Fight to fame.

But at this moment, all the wine glasses in front of him were taken away, including Lu Lishen's. He rolled up his sleeves and said as if he was about to sacrifice his life, "Come on!"

Their game is very simple. At the beginning, a person is drawn and then someone present is asked a question. After the answerer finishes answering, the next person who asks the question and is asked the question is designated, and the cycle continues endlessly.

As the senior sister had just replied that she liked Xie Siyan the most, Xie Siyan thought she would point to a girl to ask him, but instead pointed to Lu Lishen.

At a dinner party with the theme of unraveling the relationship between men and women, this was the first opportunity for men to ask men questions. Lu Lishen said solemnly: "Is it okay for me to ask anything?"

"Ask what you want to know the most, Xie Siyan must answer!"

Lu Lishen thought very carefully for a moment, then leaned into Xie Siyan's ear and asked in a low voice, "How many times do you masturbate a week?"

Xie Siyan really spit out this time, he frowned, and stared at Lu Lishen dumbfounded, thinking that he must have heard wrong, or Lu Lishen was passed through.

Seeing Xie Siyan's reaction, the people at the table were all curious about what question Lu Lishen asked, and clamored not to cheat, but to ask loudly.

Lu Lishen suddenly smiled and drank his first glass of wine today, "I accept the punishment."

From then on, Xie Siyan was in the aftershock of Lu Lishen's question until everyone stopped and prepared to leave the table.The senior sister suddenly came to his side, "Primary brother, let's add a WeChat account! Come and continue when you have time!"

Xie Siyan hesitated unconsciously. At this time, Lu Lishen called for the bill, and the waiter came over. Lu Lishen paid the bill, stood up calmly, and at the same time pulled up Xie Siyan, who was still hesitating whether to add the senior sister's WeChat account, and said, "I and Si Yan has something to do in the afternoon, so he won't be with everyone, this meal is an apology, so let's go first."

After Lu Lishen finished speaking, he pulled Xie Siyan and left the restaurant without stopping, ignoring the girls on the table who wanted Lu Lishen's contact information.When he first sat down, he thought he had met Xie Siyan's friend, and he sincerely wanted to integrate into Xie Siyan's circle of friends, but unexpectedly, he completely misjudged the nature of the meal.And Xie Siyan and that senior sister showed a more and more obvious trend, as if Xie Siyan would meet the senior sister if he stayed any longer, and then left him to go on a date with the senior sister, he dragged Xie Siyan without hesitation Exit.

After getting into the car, Lu Lishen finally calmed down. He felt that he was abrupt. Xie Siyan had always been in love with cute and petite school girls, so he definitely wouldn't be interested in school girls. He must have thought about it.

It's the elementary school girl, not him!Lu Lishen suddenly squeezed the hand holding the steering wheel, his knuckles protruding white under his calm expression.

Xie Siyan was pulled into the car by Lu Lishen all the way, but Lu Lishen kept holding on to the steering wheel after sitting on it. He watched for a long time, but couldn't see what Lu Lishen was thinking about, and finally asked curiously: "Brother Lu? Is the car broken?"

"No." Lu Lishen suddenly turned his head to Xie Siyan, hiding his eyes full of reluctance and asked, "You haven't answered the question just now."

"What's the question?" Xie Siyan completely forgot what happened before, but Lu Lishen asked again very considerately.

"How many times a week do you masturbate?"