Who pulled out my straight man Flag?

#14 When an apology can’t be said, take action

Xie Siyan has been pressing 'cotrl+z' in his mind since he asked that question, wanting to undo his extremely stupid question. What he wants to undo is Lu Lishen's answer even more, with that confident tone and loud answer His voice, "Yes."

"It's a ghost!" Xie Siyan desperately buried his face in the pool, and after Lu Lishen answered the 'yes', he automatically blocked Lu Lishen's signal, and after that, he didn't care about anything Lu Lishen said or did. It felt like he drove the car all the way back to Lu Lishen's house like a rocket, and then he didn't even look at Lu Lishen, he just said, "We're here, see you, Brother Lu!"

Xie Siyan fled home and poured cold water for 10 minutes, but he still didn't calm down. As soon as he closed his eyes, he saw the image of Lu Lishen's mouth pressing against his lips, and then the voice of the midnight radio host rang in his ears very bewitching.

——It was because you seduced me that I got a nosebleed!

Why imagine changing the content of the original lines!Xie Siyan straightened up quickly, stared at himself in the mirror, and said hypnotically, "I haven't watched a movie or played a game for a long time! It must be for this reason!"

Xie Siyan came to his senses, and immediately took out his laptop, as well as his collection of Blu-ray discs, collector's edition games, and piled up a sofa in the living room, starting with his favorites, and killing them until he didn't know when to directly Fall asleep on the couch.

"Euni sauce! Erni sauce!"

Xie Siyan heard the crisp girlish voice yelling in his ear. He knew he must be dreaming. He opened his eyes bewilderedly, and found that the picture on the computer was still going on. As if crawling out, staring at him with big eyes blinking.

"Yanyan, do you like brother games?"

Xie Siyan was startled immediately, Lu Lishen's voice suddenly came from behind him, and then his eyes were covered by Lu Lishen's face, all his eyes were covered by Lu Lishen's shadow, as if only Lu Lishen was left in the world.

"Brother Yanyan, I want to kiss, or I will have a nosebleed!"

Lu Lishen sat on his lap, looking like a girl in a game, blushing shyly, pressed against his chest tightly, and rubbed the corners of his mouth with his fingertips.

Xie Siyan was so shocked that his eyes widened to the maximum, and he raised his hands as if surrendering. He panicked and thought helplessly: What should I do, Lu Lishen collapsed in his dream!But Lu Lishen still unconsciously rubbed against him, wanting to kiss him coquettishly.

Xie Siyan took a deep breath and thought, even in a dream, he can't indulge, he wants to correct Lu Lishen, the person who expresses obstacles can't be broken, and the image of integrity can't be destroyed!

So he pushed Lu Lishen away and stood up, "Brother Lu, calm down!"

However, instead of being calm, Lu Lishen half-lyed on the sofa, posed in the same pose as the girl on the computer screen, crossed his legs and unbuttoned him and said, "Brother Yanyan, don't you want to sleep with me?" ?”

Xie Siyan spurted out a mouthful of old blood, turned around and squatted down to cover his mouth, he thought this was his dream, he should be the one who should be calm, as long as he forgets Lu Lishen, Lu Lishen can disappear from his dream, forget it!forget!

But he couldn't forget it at all. The scene in front of him suddenly changed, and he was back in the car again. Lu Lishen held his head and kissed him suddenly. His hot lips and tongue were squeezed into his mouth. There was a faint smell of tobacco. There was a smell of burning his reason, as if drowning in water, Lu Lishen's lips were the only channel for him to breathe, he sent himself up, hoping to get more oxygen.

Suddenly, Lu Lishen's hand fell between his legs, and he let go of his lips and said, "Yanyan, I'll help you! Three times a week is not enough!"

Xie Siyan was startled, but his body was already hot and stood up straight, and Lu Lishen's hand was cold and hot. He didn't know what it was like, so he broke away from Lu Lishen and straightened up.

Then, Xie Siyan found that he was sleeping in the living room of his house. It was dark outside and the computer screen was black. What dream he had just had was blurred, but the sticky feeling in his pants reminded him that he had just dreamed What is it.He froze for a moment, then suddenly buried his face in despair and buried himself in the sofa.

"I'm done! How could I dream of Lu Lishen like that! No! It's me who really—"

Xie Siyan's self-talk stopped suddenly, he quickly jumped into the bathroom, washed his underwear as if destroying evidence, took a shower, and then didn't bother to clean up the pile he put on the sofa, rolled into the bedroom, and lay on the bed.

But his brain couldn't stop no matter what, he tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep again, he subconsciously picked up the phone, staring at Lu Lishen's number in a daze, he felt that he should apologize to Lu Lishen for blasphemy!Otherwise, I would be sorry for Lu Lishen taking care of him so much when he was a child.

At that time, there was no air conditioner in every household, and it was stuffy and hot in the tube building. There was only a small and slow fan next to the bed, and the wind blowing out was hot.He remembered that there were countless afternoons when Lu Lishen sat by his bed and wiped his body with a towel, and then fanned him repeatedly with a fan.

The more Xie Siyan thought about it, the more he felt ashamed to face Lu Lishen. He got up and faced the wall, and said regretfully, "Brother Lu, you have to forgive me. I didn't intend to sexualize you. It's just because I played too many games and you kissed me." -"

Xie Siyan, who was belatedly aware of it, finally turned around. Lu Lishen kissed him, and Lu Lishen had a nosebleed because of kissing him. Is this normal?In fact, Lu Lishen has a crush on him, right?Otherwise, can you do something like a nosebleed after a kiss?

Feeling that he had suddenly discovered the truth, Xie Siyan couldn't fall asleep even more. He wanted to rush to Lu Lishen immediately and ask him if he liked him!But looking at the time, it was three o'clock in the middle of the night, so let's wait until tomorrow to ask.As a result, when he woke up tomorrow, it was already afternoon. Lu Lishen, who usually sent him concern and chicken soup when he had nothing to do, hadn't sent him a single message since yesterday, and he suddenly withered again.

"Is Brother Lu angry?" Xie Siyan thought seriously, if Lu Lishen had such a dream about him, would he be angry?I don't think so, it's just a dream after all, "You idiot! How could Brother Lu know what dream I had! Then why is he angry!"

Xie Si rolled onto the bed inexplicably, rolling with his head in his arms.

In fact, Lu Lishen was really angry, or he was regretting, he had been wrong since Xie Siyan escaped yesterday.He was stunned for half an hour, and then he didn't even get out of the car and turned around and drove directly to the downstairs of Xie Siyan's house. However, he sat in the car and studied the way to apologize all afternoon and all night. To "what if I forced my crush to kiss", and finally went home in frustration before dawn.

After Lu Lishen returned home, after thinking about it several times, he thought that if he asked Yan Yan to come to lunch, then he could apologize to Yan Yan during the meal!It's best to talk when you're eating!

Feeling that he had thought of a good way, Lu Lishen cleaned up and went to the supermarket without stopping. It took him a whole morning to buy vegetables, and he cooked a table of dishes that perfectly suited Xie Siyan's taste.

But after he was done, he couldn't press Xie Siyan's phone number, and then wanted to send a WeChat message, but the content was deleted and written dozens of times without success. In the end, he simply went to Xie Siyan's house, but there was no one at the door. Knock on the door.

After Lu Lishen stabbed his heart countless times, he finally decided to call his psychiatrist.

"Doctor Qiao, I seem to be serious again?"

"Why do you think so?"

"I impulsively kissed Yanyan yesterday, and I got a nosebleed because of it. In the end, I told him the reason for the nosebleed, and he got angry. I wanted to apologize, but I couldn't say it."

The voice on the phone was silent for a while, then rang again with a chuckle, "Lishen, I don't think this may be an expression barrier, it's just that you are shy and embarrassed to say it."

Lu Lishen raised his eyebrows suddenly. As a promising young man who built a listed company in four years, would he be too shy to say an apology?Lu Youwei Youth Lishen disagreed with this statement.

"Actually, this is a very common psychology. For example, your female classmate in middle school. Your problem is that your age is not suitable for such a pink psychology. Otherwise, I will help you!"

"Is your professional ethics still there? Qiao Baiqing."

"You didn't pay me an hourly fee, come on, tell me the details, and I'll analyze it for you for free—"

Lu Lishen hung up the phone resolutely. Although he disagreed with Qiao Baiqing's words, he still reflected on it seriously. Since he didn't know what to say, he expressed it with practical actions, so he opened up the years of love for Xie Siyan. Record.

As a result, when Xie Siyan went to work on Monday, there were piles of couriers on and under the table. Everyone in the company thought that Xie Siyan had won the lottery and asked for a treat.