You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

When they got the interview questions, 360 immediately understood, and they dared to say that Yan Shu and Xiao Ming were not together yet.

360's buttocks are so high, it's very frustrating: Sure enough, I can't do without it.

However, this is to find people out in this way?

Please, here are all selected elites, how could it be possible to appear here with Xiao Ming's IQ?

360 rolled his eyes.

Several other candidates are still in the dark.

Their preparations are all about how to double the company’s money-absorbing in the next five years and rank among the top three in the world, how to successfully make the company’s stock market profits exceed [-] billion U.S. dollars, how to enter the high-tech industry, occupy the domestic market and play a leading role in the international market. , but... talk about a cold, laughing, talking?

Are you kidding me?

Among the many interviewees, Liu Qinghuan almost gritted her white teeth.

In order to stand out in the interview process, she spent two months memorizing all 32 pages of a 2321-format thick hardcover English dictionary. She had been preparing for this interview several months ago.

If she can't be the president's secretary, how can she seduce the domineering real president, stage an office romance, and reach the pinnacle of her life? !

Liu Qinghuan supported the table and stood up, her little face flushed with excitement, "It's not fair! Such a topic is too trifling!"

Yan Shu raised his eyes and stared at the person who stood up, his face was expressionless, except for the cold stars in his eyes.

The man was obviously sitting, but Liu Qinghuan felt that he was several times shorter in an instant, and had to straighten his body and raise his head high.

The bald-headed interviewer looked like a loyal eunuch who defended his own king. When he saw something was wrong, he immediately pointed at Liu Qinghuan and shouted, "You're wrong! What tone! How dare you speak like that?!"

"Heh," the man's slightly raised lips revealed a sneer, "You can't even tell a bad joke, what other skills do you have?"

360: "That's right, you're not like me, you have nothing but jokes."

Yan Shu: ...

Interviewer: ...

Candidates: ...

360 successfully attracted the man's attention. Seeing Yan Shu's eyes narrowed, 360 leisurely buttoned up the buttons on his shirt one by one, and then smiled charmingly at Yan Shu, exuding "I am with you" all over his body. You are the type of person, quickly choose me" breath.

"It's up to you," the man said decisively, looking at the time, as if he didn't want to spend any more time here.

Liu Qinghuan, who was left hanging in place, bit her full red lips. The humiliation and unwillingness to be ignored stuck in her throat like a fishbone. I don't agree!"

The interviewer slapped the table and said angrily, "The president set up this topic with ulterior motives! The purpose is to test your resilience! You people! You can't even tell a cold joke. What qualifications do you have to be our most honorable, handsome and perfect The president's secretary?!"

Yan Shu remained silent.

360: ...Brother, you really think too much.

Liu Qinghuan, who was being ridiculed, had a purple and green face, and said indiscriminately: "Fuck you—"

Before the swear words could be uttered, he was forcibly dragged away in time by the very discerning bodyguards.

Yan Shu turned his head away, waved his hands casually, and the other candidates got up and left the conference room consciously.

"What's your name?" Yan Shu leaned back, leaning her whole body on the back of the chair.

"3...er, Liu Ling." 360 touched the tip of his nose.

The man's hands are well-articulated, with slender fingers, and every inch is exquisitely carved. At this moment, these hands are leisurely resting on the handle of the seat, and no one can take their eyes away when looking at them.

360 has seen so many worlds, and has already developed immunity, but the bald interviewer standing aside has his eyes straight, holding a list of candidates in his hand, but he didn't realize that Liu Ling was not on the list.

Yan Shu got up and buttoned the obsidian buttons of his suit jacket, turned around and ordered, "When you meet someone in the future, tell a bad joke first."

360 understands, he is a listed secretary, and his job is to find Xiao Ming by telling cold jokes.

As soon as Yan Shu left, the interviewer came back to his senses, took the 360 ​​to the office dedicated to the president's secretary, and carefully instructed the president's itinerary and precautions.

After the bald man left, 360 opened the itinerary in his hand.

The next itinerary is at twelve o'clock in the noon, to discuss signing contracts with top international models.

360 looked up at the clock hanging on the wall, it was four and ten minutes before twelve o'clock.

Before that, he could go online to see if he could find Xiao Ming.

360 presses the Enter key, and dense search results pop up in one go.

"Find about 8735792057395069938936 relevant results for you."

360: ...

With such an ugly name like Xiao Ming, he really thought that there would not be more than 5 people with this name in this world.

360: I was naive.

the other end.

International top model Gu Xichen arrived 10 minutes early, and 360, who received the call, performed his duties as a secretary and poured two cups of hot tea to the reception room.

The person sitting in the reception room has sharp eyes and three-dimensional facial features. He is wearing a black shirt on his upper body. There is no extra decoration pattern on the shirt. However, the simpler it is, the more he has a tall and straight figure with a clear skeleton. The close-fitting shirt highlights his appearance. The upper body has extremely beautiful lines, and the whole person exudes a sexy and dangerous atmosphere.

360 served hot tea: "Sir, what's your surname?"

"Gu Xichen." The man's words were cold and emotionless.

"What a coincidence," 360 sat down on the sofa, leaning forward, "My surname is Liu."

Gu Xichen: "..." What a coincidence?

360 continued to be polite: "Brother, do you know someone with a particularly low smile? And that person with a low smile happens to be called Xiao Ming?"

The man's voice was cold and firm: "No."

360: Well, you are no longer worth using.

After a while, twelve o'clock still hadn't arrived, and Yan Shu, who was supposed to talk about things, hadn't come yet, so 360 frequently turned its attention to Gu Xichen's face.

Being a model is a normal thing to attract attention, but 360's sight is too hot, Gu Xichen frowned in disgust.

360 couldn't hold back and said, "Hey, your dark circles are so heavy, do you have kidney deficiency?"

Gu Xichen:? ? ? ?

What is the relationship between dark circles and kidney deficiency?

360 smiled, and when he was about to say something, President Yan Da finally pushed open the glass door and came in, followed by a real secretary in a formal suit and a contract lawyer who looked very experienced.

After Yan Shu sat down, he didn't speak, and glanced at 360 with his eyes.

It was only then that 360 realized: Fuck your shitty secretary, f*ck you tell a joke.

This person is not Xiao Ming at first sight!

But what is he going to tell Yan Shu? !

So 360 put on a dead fish face, and suddenly squeezed Gu Xichen's hand tightly, "Let me tell you, I'm committed to you as a friend."

Gu Xichen, who had never been touched by anyone at close range, had his pupils constricted and his whole body tensed.

360: "Otherwise you'll be so good-looking for nothing."

There was an unknown cold wind blowing through the airtight room, everyone: "..."

The scene was awkward.

It's time for the warm-up king to go online.

360 patted Gu Xichen on the shoulder, with an encouraging smile on his face: "Very good, you have successfully passed the test, and now you are qualified to discuss the contract with our president."

360's hand was still on his shoulder, but Gu Xichen frowned.

For a moment, the person in front of him actually made him let his guard down?

360's warm-up was useless, Gu Xichen looked thoughtful.

Only then did Yan Shu lazily say, "The mafia prince who is the number one gang in Asia, why does he need to come to our group for development?"

360 retreated to the side, it seems that he has nothing to do now.

"What's the real ability to rely on family members?" Gu Xichen's eyes flashed a gloomy look, and he snorted coldly.

The two played Tai Chi back and forth, and 360 stood aside, so bored that they fell asleep.

The two of them didn't know when they had a good talk, and when 360 was pushed to wake up, there were only him and Gu Xichen left in the reception room.

The man stood beside 360, with deep eyes, "Didn't you say that you are committed to my friend?"

360 rolled his eyes.

"Why, after becoming friends, do you want to get on the friendship boat with me? After getting on the boat, do you still want to have some exciting boat shocks?" 360 yawned, "I just said that you look so good. Looks good, don't you take it seriously?"

Gu Xichen: "..."

"Young man, the kidney deficiency is so serious, I can't make friends anymore!" After thinking for a while, 360 advised, "If you have nothing to do, go to the gym, lift dumbbells and dance in the square. Live a healthy, happy life, and live happily ever after."

"Heh," Gu Xichen curled up his sexy thin lips, his facial features were as handsome as a knife, "it's interesting."

360: "You can brag, but if you are shy, I will lose."

Gu Xichen: "..."

After the contract was negotiated, the guests were sent away. The next trip was to attend the 65th anniversary celebration of President Yan's alma mater at Xinzhong University. As a named secretary, 360 also followed.

The gate of Xinzhong University is magnificent and luxurious, with a very traditional European style. There is a long red carpet at the gate. The principal and all the leaders are looking forward to it at the gate.

Seeing the man get out of the car, the principal hurriedly held up the umbrella in his hand, and stepped forward to help Yan Shu shield from the weak rays of the afternoon sun.

Yan Shu gestured to 360 from the corner of his eye.

360: Excuse me? ? ? ?

All the people waiting here are middle-aged leaders with bald heads, big bellies and yellow teeth, how could Xiao Ming fall here!

Thinking that after completing the task, he could change into a healthy body, 360 endured the humiliation, stepped forward and tightly held the principal's hand holding the umbrella, "Principal, it's so hot today, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time Yes, promise me, save your mother first."

Principal: "..." Who is this person?

"Let's go." Probably because he didn't have any hope at first, Yan Shumai walked ahead with his long legs.

The bodyguard behind him stepped forward to take the umbrella from the principal's hand, and let the principal and his own president go first. The dedicated bodyguard held the umbrella and escorted the two to the auditorium.

The auditorium of the school adopts the ancient Greek style of the Renaissance, which is elegant and exquisite, covered with a white marble dome. There are three floors in the hall, and it is now full of students.

As soon as Yan Shu stepped into the auditorium, the bustling and noisy auditorium suddenly fell silent.

"Hey, look at that man!" Lin Chenhao vigorously shook the young man beside him awake, and whispered to him to look at the person who came in.

The boy was originally asleep on the table, but after being shaken awake, he heard Lin Chenhao's words, and subconsciously raised his head in a daze.

The boy's black hair was shiny and soft, his fair skin was lined with cherry pink lips, and his eyes were sleepy after waking up, covered with a layer of watery light.

"Look, Xiao Ming." Lin Chenhao tugged on the boy's sleeve, pointed at Yan Shu at the door and said sincerely, "That man is so handsome."

"What are you talking about!" The girl in the front row turned her head and glared, and then she suddenly held her face in her eyes, "...you're so handsome that I'm so hard, okay?! It's a pity that I didn't care about masturbation ah ah ah ah !!!”

"Oh my god, the boy behind him can see the explosion too!" Seeing the 360 ​​standing behind Yan Shu, the girl gasped, "Oh my god, I'm going to `cum`!!!"

The girl was too fierce, Lin Chenhao suddenly felt that he might be a fake man.

At this moment, the host stepped onto the stage of the auditorium, "Today is the 65th anniversary of our school. Everyone knows that Yan Shu, the president of Yan's Group worth tens of billions, is a graduate of our school. On this important day, we It is an honor to invite Mr. Yan to give us an opening speech, now, let us applaud!"

There was warm applause, 360 turned to look at Yan Shu, and found a very scary thing.

Yan Shu was also squinting at him.

360: ...Crazy!I don't want to lose face!

Thousands of people were waiting in the auditorium, and 360 Sheng stepped onto the wooden podium in the center without love. In this huge auditorium, this microphone was probably the only thing that could warm him up.

While thinking, 360 took the microphone from the host.

...It's also so cold!

360 Touxinliang: Go to your after-sales service, go to your equipment and do a good job.

"Let me warm up the scene for everyone first," 360 cleared his throat, showed an awkward yet polite smile, and then told a polite yet embarrassing cold joke.

The stage was silent.

Although I knew the ending in advance, it was still so embarrassing, 360 smiling face.

suddenly--

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.” Someone in the auditorium laughed so hard that they fell off their chairs and threw themselves onto the aisle.

The laughter was so magical that it sounded like it was dying.

Hehe, if this person is not Xiao Ming, that spicy chicken 360 would not believe it.

The eyes of thousands of people gathered in the entire auditorium. Lin Chenhao, who was sitting next to Xiao Ming, had an old face, and hurriedly left his seat, trying to lift Xiao Ming back to the chair, "Stop laughing!"

The dome design of the auditorium made Xiao Ming's laughter continuously amplify, circle, and turn, and even created the effect of lingering sound for three days.

So, Xiao Ming: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"

Echo: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-"

In desperation, Lin Chenhao covered Xiao Ming's mouth tightly with his hands.

The principal hurriedly got up and bowed and apologized to Yan Shu, while signaling the guards to drive him out.

"Wait," Yan Shu, who hadn't spoken all this time, stopped him at this moment. The man lost his composure and stood up from the soft chair, and the heavy chair slid on the ground with a harsh sound.

Everyone didn't dare to move, only to see Yan Shu hurriedly walked to the side of the boy who fell on the ground.

"Let him go." The man stared at him coldly, Lin Chenhao faltered, let go of his hand covering Xiao Ming's mouth, and retreated to the side.

The man squatted in front of Xiao Ming, his pulse rate suddenly accelerated, but his outstretched hand stopped suddenly, and his hand was wet with sweat.

The boy who fell on the ground laughed so hard that he leaned slightly to the right, and finally changed his posture and smiled.

With the movement, the young man's black and soft hair parted, revealing that delicate face. The man was as immobile as if struck by lightning, his breathing quickened, and then he held it subconsciously.

The heart that was supposed to be as hard as steel is now like a soft silk thread soaked in rouge, a large piece of it is blurred, sticky, and can't be pulled clearly.

The man stretched out his hand and gently hooked the boy's little finger.

Got you.

The author has something to say: Lao Jiu: Okay, my son finally came out (relaxed)

Yan Shu: So, obviously reincarnated on the same day, why am I 6 years older?

Old Nine: Tell you secretly, my son likes experienced men the most.

So my son likes me best...no problem!