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Yan Shu bent down and picked up Xiao Ming, his movements were gentle, but the young man who was laughing and twitching didn't know what happened around him, and the upper body was hanging in the air so that Xiao Ming unconsciously hugged the man's neck.

The fierce girl sitting in the front row had just become a fan, but she didn't expect to be forcibly broken up in such a short few seconds.

The girl's heart full of holes was rubbed to pieces. Under the unbearable heartache, she stretched out her hand and pinched Lin Chenhao's waist that could not be squeezed out, and rotated it 720 degrees perfectly, "Xiao Ming When did you meet my male god ahhh!"

Lin Chenhao was in pain, his face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, "I, I don't know either!"

Lin Chenhao really couldn't figure it out, when did Xiao Ming meet such a big man as the president of the Yan Group?

He has known Xiao Ming for two years, and he has never heard him mention it, and the key is that the relationship between the two seems very unusual!

Regardless of the surprised looks from the people around him, Yan Shu generously carried Xiao Ming onto the podium, and 360 cleverly brought the microphone to Yan Shu's mouth.

The man's deep voice came through the microphone, and the voice was so sexy that the people below were numb all over.

"Congratulations to my alma mater on week 65..."

——"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

Unfortunately, the microphone is also very close to Xiao Ming. The barbell-like laughter is amplified by the microphone and the blessing of the echo in the auditorium, which can be said to be very lethal.

The man was a little helpless, so he had to end in a hurry, "Sorry, I'm afraid I have to leave first."

Yan Shu glanced at 360: "I'll leave it to you."

360:? ? ? ?

As soon as Yan Shu threw away the words, he took Xiao Ming away, leaving 360 alone on the stage to receive everyone's attention.

The stage was so cold, and everyone's eyes were so cold, 360 was exhausted physically and mentally, so he forced a smile: "...Are you having an awkward chat?"

"..."

On Yan Shu's end, it was hard to find someone. Of course, the immediate priority is to take him home and hide him.

So when Xiao Ming finally calmed down, after laughing, the relaxed boy wiped the teardrops from the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand, and suddenly a face appeared in his clear vision.

The face in front of him is very handsome, the thick eyebrows are like paint, and the eyes are as deep as a pool, so that Xiao Ming's eyeballs are frozen, and he can't move.

Isn't this the president of the Yan Group that often appears in magazines and newspapers?

Seeing Xiao Ming's eyes straightened, the man raised the corners of his mouth, and his thin lips parted slightly: "Want to kiss me?"

Xiao Ming suspected that something was wrong with his ears, he blinked his eyes in confusion, and tried to roll his eyes again, only to find that he was lying in the arms of the man in front of him, and the two of them were still lying on the bed. The oversized extra soft royal size bed that is too crowded.

The environment is very strange.

Where is he?Shouldn't it be in the school hall?Why is the person in front of him so close to him?

Seeing Xiao Ming's confused face, Yan Shu put his big hand on the back of Xiao Ming's head, turned Xiao Ming's head back and looked into his eyes, and said with a serious face: "You have traveled through time."

Xiao Ming was even more confused now.

The man was serious and affectionate: "You are my unmarried wife."

Passed through by yourself?Are you still dressed as a woman?

Xiao Ming's heart skipped a beat, and his hands touched his chest faster than his brain.

... Flat!

Could it be a flat-chested girl? Xiao Ming was worried, so he stretched out his hand and pinched the bottom, and it was there!

"Are you seducing me?" Before Xiao Ming could react, the man's lips pressed against him eagerly.

The two lips touched, and the warmth came, but the man did not continue to attack, but gently rubbed against the lips of the two, the lips seemed to have fallen feathers, crisp and itchy, but so soft , Xiao Ming's mind went blank.

After a while, the man changed from rubbing to sucking, lightly pecking and sucking Xiao Ming's watery lower lip, the movements were gentle and gentle, and gradually became more serious, and finally evolved into biting and licking lightly on the lips, Xiao Ming felt a shudder all over his body, and his brain was short of oxygen.

He crossed?And dressed as the fiancée (cross out) husband of the person in front of me?

Xiao Ming pushed the man away in a daze, "I, I seem to have lost my memory."

and so……

"Can you... slow down..."

A smile flashed in Yan Shu's eyes, and he gently rubbed the boy's red and swollen lips with his fingertips, "Don't make me wait too long."

Xiao Ming blushed, and responded slightly.

"I'm going to make you dinner, you sleep for a while?"

Xiao Ming couldn't think at all right now, he was confused, and nodded his head slightly.

The man chuckled, covered Xiao Ming with a thin quilt, and rubbed it in disorder, messing Xiao Ming's soft hair.

Originally, he slept late last night, but these incomprehensible things happened again today. As soon as he lay on the comfortable bed, Xiao Ming fell into a drowsy dream.

In the kitchen, Yan Shu was wearing an apron, holding the handle of the pot with his left hand.

Uncle Yin has been the housekeeper in this family for more than [-] years. It can be said that he watched Yan Shu grow up. After so many years, he has never seen Yan Shu cook. It seems that there is something wrong today!

Uncle Yin persuaded worriedly, "Master, let me come!"

Yan Shu's eyebrows and eyes are all serious, and he is concentrating on studying the spatula in his right hand.

Seeing that Yan Shu quickly turned on the gas stove, Uncle Yin felt a little relieved, and decided to give his young master a chance to show off.

But seeing Yan Shu's next action, Uncle Yin: "Wait, wait! Master! The food is not heated directly on the spatula!"

"...Master! A spoonful of salt is a small soup spoon, not a spoonful of hot pot, master!"

After Xiao Ming woke up from a nap, he sat cross-legged on the bed and looked at the room while recalling what happened. He felt a little strange. How did the person named Yan Shu know that he came from time travel?

Xiao Ming messed up his hair and still couldn't think of an answer, so he went out of the room barefoot and decided to ask Yan Shu for clarification.

The brown-red marble floor was polished very smooth, and the coolness came through the soles of the feet. Yan Shu's room was too big, like a majestic maze. Xiao Ming was a little lost, when suddenly came from downstairs——

"Master! The pot is for cooking, not for covering your face!"

Xiao Ming followed the voice to find it, and after groping in the huge house for a while, he managed to find the way to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, Yan Shu held a spatula in one hand and stretched it so long that it was placed directly on the fire to heat it. There was a poor broccoli flower on the spatula. Before I could even call for help, I ate a mouthful of salty grains. There were so many small white grains that they even overflowed the edge of the spatula and fell into the wide mouth of the burning flame below. There was a sound, and the man held the pot in the other hand to cover his face to prevent the sparks from splashing on him.

The man who made these actions maintained a serious face, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

An old man with gray hair and wearing home clothes was scrambling around, constantly persuading Yan Shu to let go of the helpless spatula and broccoli.

Xiao Ming: "..."

Sensing that there was someone beside him, the old man turned his head, and when he saw Xiao Ming, he was stunned for a moment and then smiled, "It turns out that the young master's friend is here!"

As soon as Xiao Ming came, Yan Shu subconsciously cast his gaze over, the spatula in his hand was not well balanced, and with a crash, the poor little broccoli was buried in the flames shaking the salt particles, and there was no bones left.

The flames jumped up, and seeing that Yan Shu was about to be burned, Xiao Ming's face lost all color, and he subconsciously flew forward and overwhelmed the man.

With a loud "boom", the man's body slammed into the ground hard, and there was a Xiao Ming whose weight was unknown but certainly not light.

The person who fell was obviously Yan Shu, but the man suddenly turned pale. He took Xiao Ming's hands and brought them close to his eyes to examine them carefully. He hurriedly asked, "Where is the burn?"

"No... no."

Hearing that Xiao Ming didn't get burned, Yan Shu touched Xiao Ming's back again, and said anxiously, "Did you fall down? Did you hit somewhere?"

"No, no," Xiao Minnuo said, "What about you?"

When Xiao Ming said this, the man realized that there was a burning pain in his back like a needle prick.

The matter of Huo Miao was just a false alarm, but the man's waist was damaged by the legendary love.

Xiao Ming is like a child who has done something wrong, he hastily got up from the man, he didn't know where to put his hands and feet, he felt guilty, "I'm sorry..."

The pale light from above the kitchen made the man's face more and more sharp-edged. Even lying on the ground at this time, he still carried a natural arrogance and domineering arrogance. The man frowned slightly, as if giving orders to Xiao Ming. Thin lips parted——

——"I won't get up until I give you a hug."

Uncle Yin:? ? ? ?What about the domineering president?What about Kuangba being cool?Is this still the young master I saw growing up?

Uncle Yin, who was sprinkled with cold dog food, realized a truth: there is no free dinner in this world, but there is free dog food.

The guilt-ridden Xiao Ming helped Yan Shu upstairs, just as he lightly put the man on the bed, he decided to rub his waist to atone for his crime, when there was a sound from the door.

Xiao Ming turned his head to look, and saw that Uncle Yin was standing at the door, poking his head, gesturing for him to go out.

Uncle Yin stuffed the ointment into Xiao Ming's hands earnestly, "I'll leave the young master to you!"

After finishing speaking, he stuffed a tinfoil-wrapped flake in Xiao Ming's trouser pocket earnestly, blinking his eyes and said mysteriously, "Wait to take it out until the critical moment, this is something that can save your life."

Xiao Ming put his hands on his trouser pockets and rubbed them against the fabric. The things Uncle Yin gave felt very thin, roughly square in shape, with a raised edge in the middle forming a circle. Xiao Ming suppressed his curiosity. , What is this thing? It's so powerful that it can save his life?

After Uncle Yin left, Xiao Ming turned his head and saw a seductive lump of flesh lying on the bed. The man's shoulders were broad and his waist was narrow, his back was firm and beautiful, and his buttocks were straight and upturned, which was very visually impactful.

Xiao Ming looked like a tomato that was thrown into boiling hot water and was about to explode, his whole face became hot after "swiping", and he couldn't even speak fluently. He asked with his tongue out, "You, this, you, how……"

While Xiao Ming was talking to Uncle Yin, Yan Shu gritted his teeth and forcibly endured the pain in his lower back, stripped himself naked as quickly as possible, then lay down on the bed and waited for Xiao Ming's "favor".

Xiao Ming stood at the door, not knowing whether to enter or retreat, he glued his eyes to the off-white wallpaper next to him, "Well...why did you take off your clothes when you rubbed your waist?"

The man raised one eyebrow and said arrogantly, "My butt hurts too."

When Xiao Ming was in a dilemma holding the ointment in his hand, there was a buzzing sound of the phone vibrating from his pocket.

Xiao Ming was rescued and pressed the answer button. Lin Chenhao's loud voice came out of the phone like a circle of sound waves, blowing Xiao Ming's hair like waves.

"Xiao Ming!!! When did you know that kind of big man!!!! Quickly recruit from the truth!!!!"

"Lin Chenhao?" Xiao Ming confirmed uncertainly.

"How long has it been since you've forgotten me, Xiao Ming, you can't forget your friends like this!!!!"

I am still Xiao Ming, and Lin Chenhao still knows me?

...He didn't time travel?

Xiao Ming stuck the phone tighter, "Please explain clearly what's going on."

Lin Chenhao was puzzled, but he still explained the matter in great detail from beginning to end.

"So," Xiao Ming's expression changed, "He took me away?"

"Yeah," Lin Chenhao joked, "...what? Don't tell me you don't know him."

Xiao Ming hung up the phone with a slap, and just raised his eyes angrily, only to find that the man closed the door at some point, and now he was standing behind him.

Xiao Ming turned around, and pointed at Yan Shu with shame and anger, "You...you, you, you lied! What the hell is time-traveling! I don't know you at all, you, why did you abduct me here?"

"What do you think my purpose is?" Yan Shu narrowed his eyes and took two steps forward.

Xiao Ming recalled the news he had read in the newspaper two days ago. In the past week, three male college students had disappeared inexplicably. The strange thing was that when these college students were found unconscious in the wild, they were inexplicably missing certain organs.

"Are you some kind of human trafficker?" Xiao Ming stepped back, swallowed his saliva, and looked wary, "That's right, the kind that specializes in selling human organs to make a fortune?"

The corner of the man's mouth curled up, like a lion hunting, he was naturally domineering, and at this moment he was approaching the prey he was bound to get step by step.

The male lion is playing hooligans in a very domineering manner. At this moment, he is shamelessly walking around with his balls naked. He is afraid that the prey will spontaneously explode and die before he eats the prey.

"You, put on your clothes." Xiao Ming turned away his red face and eyes, and took another two steps back. He didn't notice that there was no way out behind him. Xiao Ming's calf bumped against the edge of the bed, and one of them lost his footing and fell to the ground. On the bed, the man pressed down, "Yes, I specialize in selling human organs."

Yan Shu clamped Xiao Ming's hands while talking, and looked up and down, "Tell me, why don't I sell you first?"

Xiao Ming was about to cry, "I, I, I, I, I..."

A smile flashed across Yan Shu's eyes, and he freed his right hand to grab the indescribable place under Xiao Ming's body with lightning speed.

Xiao Ming let out a short scream, his whole body almost bounced, and he cried while begging for mercy, "No, no, don't touch there."

The man's subordinates exerted a little force, and blew hot and humid breath into Xiao Ming's ear, "Do you still dare to say that I am a human trafficker?"

"No, I dare not," Xiao Ming almost sobbed aggrievedly, since he is not a human trafficker, then...

"You, have you...recognized the wrong person?"

Yan Shu couldn't laugh or cry, "What's your name?"

The key was hijacked, the young man's eyes were shining, and he said honestly: "Xiao Ming."

"Then it's you I'm looking for."

Xiao Ming suddenly struggled, "Let, let me go, I want to go back!"

A hot drop of water leaked out of the boy's closed eyes, hanging round and precarious in the corner of his eye, Yan Shu stretched out his tongue to lick away the teardrop, suppressed his distress, and bit Xiao Ming's ear, "Why, hit me into a Do you want to run if you are seriously injured?"

Xiao Ming looked aggrieved, and before he offered to make up, the man let out a chuckle——

"...Xiao Ming."

"You can't run away."

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