You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Due to the good completion of the task, 360's spar broke [-] billion overnight.

360 Xizizi, who got rich overnight, used spar to choose a body for himself in the system mall.

Seeing that so many worlds in Xiao Ming are thin matchsticks, 360 carefully chose a body with a beautiful appearance and a large body.

The new body that arrived was delicate and tender, rosy and rosy. 360 touched his face and squeezed it gently. It was soft and elastic. 360 was very satisfied.

Before the inspection of the goods was finished, 360 took off his pants and looked down.

360 rubbed his eyes.

360:? ? ? ?How is my organ doing well?

Qihoo 360 called the customer service hotline with trembling fingers.

Customer Service 001: Hello dear, what can I do for you dear?

360 keep calm: I want to return the product.The things you sell do not match the pictures, which clearly deceives consumers.

Customer service 001: That’s right, the pictures in the mall are for reference only, dear, the sold items are not refundable or exchangeable, dear.

360 (indifferent face): What about the company's conscience?

Customer Service 001: It’s like this, we fairies don’t need a conscience, dear.

360: ...

Customer service 001: Thank you for your call, please rate our service.

360: ...zero points, next.

Qi returns to Qi, at least he has a secondary body, although it is somewhat incomplete, it can still be used to make do.

No matter what, it is better than Xiao Ming's matches, 360 consoled himself.

So 360 used his new body, moved a chair to sunbathe by the Wangchuan River.

Lounge chairs, beach pants, coconut water.

360 was wearing sunglasses, lying leisurely on the lounge chair, and couldn't help but touch his body.

Smooth and tender, it is the best in hell.

Granny Meng on the bridge couldn't stand it anymore: "Are young people nowadays so shameless?"

360: "Come on, make your eyes firmer and your tone more sincere."

Granny Meng:? ? ? ?

360 took a sip of the ice-cold coconut juice to dissipate the heat from his body, and clicked his tongue.

He is only five years old, of course he has no shame.

Seeing Granny Meng scooping up a bowl of hot soup, 360 said, "Is your soup so hot that you can sell it on such a hot day?"

Granny Meng:? ? ? ?

360 is serious: "I said, do you have big bowls and small bowls for your soup? Can you add more sugar and less sugar and add ice to remove the ice? Can you add pearl coconut pudding? Is the taste of the soup consistent with the promotion? Have you considered consumers? Psychology and market demand? Is there a minimum corporate conscience?"

Meng Po is innocent:? ? ? ?

360 thought of his failed purchase experience, and couldn't get rid of his anger.

Meng Yu didn't know when she appeared, standing behind 360 like a ghost, and said earnestly: "360, I heard that you called the customer service of the shopping mall to complain today?"

360 complained: "You said, with this size, what else can it do besides peeing?"

Meng Yu: "..." Wait, what else do you need to do besides peeing?

Meng Yu was a little confused, and decided to return to the topic: "Well, I have a task here. If you complete it well, I'll give you another one that can not only pee, how about it?"

360 pouted: "What mission?"

Meng Yu sneered a few times: "Well, just follow up with our after-sales service, go to the mortal world to see how the two of Xiao Ming, Yan Shu are progressing, if they are not together yet, hurry up and bring them together Together."

After finally getting rid of Xiao Ming's 360, he said: Little Haw is not unbearable.

Before Yan Shu and Xiao Ming were reincarnated, Yan Shu secretly stuffed Meng Yu with a red envelope, asking him to take care of him. Meng Yu, who received the red envelope, had to do his best. After decades of saving, Yan Shu asked him to settle the score .

So Meng Yu earnestly persuaded: "360, you should go to the mortal world to relax and experience it, and you can change into a better body when you come back. This time, I can make you as big as you want this time."

360 thought about it carefully, and was a little moved: "Okay, deal."

Meng Yu was very efficient. After getting 360's consent, he hurriedly dragged 360 to the laboratory, opened a large black box with one hand, and pushed 360 in.

360 staggered, his eyes went dark, his eyes flickered, and he opened his eyes again, he was already standing on the street with people coming and going.

360 blinked and rolled his eyes again.

This is the mortal world?

In front of him was a magnificent high-rise building. He was still holding a piece of paper in his hand, and 360 looked down at the words on the paper.

What is written on the paper is his new identity.

Name: Liu Ling

Age: 20 years old

Status: Q`Q Distinguished Member

Task: Ensure after-sales service.

360 turned over the paper in his hand, and the back of the paper was blank.

Gone?

360: ...Give me a Q`Q distinguished member, don't tell me what the Q number means?

Forget it, anyway, what he has to do now is to put Yan Shu and Xiao Ming together, and it's not a day or two for him to be a procuress, 360 showed a sweet smile.

The beach shorts on his body have been replaced by a serious suit. 360 fumbled through all the pockets on his body one by one, and finally took out a tan wallet in his pants pocket.

The wallet is full of all kinds of cards, resident ID cards, unlimited credit cards, and some messy gold cards for barber shops, point cards for stationery stores, and library cards.

360: ...the service attitude is not bad.

The sun was very hot, and 360 was sweating from the heat. Seeing a newsstand a few steps away, 360 trotted over to buy a bottle of mineral water.

Newsstand owner: Mineral water costs 2 yuan a bottle.

360 took out his wallet to find some money, after a while, 360 raised his head: Boss... Can I use a credit card?

Boss: ...Yes.

After paying two yuan with a credit card, 360 stood under the newsstand to shade the sun, wiped off his brows of sweat, and was about to unscrew the bottle cap and take a sip of water when he squinted at a newspaper placed in front of the newsstand.

"Yan's Group announced its entry into the entertainment industry last night. Experts estimate that its president is worth at least tens of billions of dollars."

Yan?

360 grabbed the mineral water bottle, and hastily pulled out the newspaper to read the fine print in front of him.

360 lowered his head: Boss, I bought this newspaper.

Boss: Alright, 1 yuan a piece.

The boss looked up, and it was that person again: ...Should I still swipe the card?

360: ...

The unlimited credit card said he was deeply humiliated.

After paying the money, 360 carefully read the information in the newspaper.

"Currently, Yan's Group has included tens of thousands of five-star hotels around the world. It is also the leader in the transportation industry and the Internet industry. It has become the largest group in Asia and the top ten in the world. The current president, Yan Shu, is only 26 years old. Entering the entertainment industry, experts estimate that his worth is at least tens of billions of dollars. In 2017, he was selected by the Internet as the golden bachelor most wanted by women and men in the age group of 0-100."

Yan Shu?Yan Group?

360 opened his eyes wide, isn't it the tall building in front of him when he just arrived?

360 rushed back to the building just now. He was so hot that he took off his suit jacket and unbuttoned it. 360 found the front desk and panted, "Hello...I want to ask..."

The boy has handsome facial features, the collar of the white shirt in front of him is slightly open, and thin sweat seeps through the somewhat transparent shirt. When the front desk lady saw 360, her eyes were straightened, and she interrupted excitedly: "You, you, you are, are you here? Are you interviewing the secretary?"

Interviewing the secretary?

360 was taken aback for a moment, then grinned, "Yes."

The lady at the front desk was breathing faster, her eyes were shining brightly, and she even forgot to ask the 360 ​​to show the certificate, "The interview with the secretary is on the [-]th floor, please! Please do your best!!"

At this time, in the president's office.

The interviewer respectfully took over the interview questions from Yan Shuti, and when he opened them up, cold sweat dripped out.

The interviewer wondered if he took it wrong: "President, this topic..."

The man on the seat was imposing, like an emperor looking down on all sentient beings, leaning on his throne studded with jewels, staring down at the ants below, "What's the problem?"

The interviewer's knees softened and he almost fell to his knees. He said with a dry smile, "No, it's all right."

Probably because my eyes need surgery, the interviewer tremblingly went out with the question in hand.

Yan Shu rested her chin in one hand, recalling the dream of last night.

In the dream, there was a boy in red, giggling and giggling with his arms around him.

As soon as he saw the young man, he felt full and soft in his heart, and he only wished to hug that man forever and never wake up again.

It's a pity that the boy's face in the dream was blurry, and he couldn't see his facial features clearly.

It was a big dream, and when I woke up, I only vaguely remembered that it was a person who loved to laugh.

The man clenched his fists, his eyes suddenly became sharp.

He must find that person!

At this end, 360 has already taken the elevator to the twentieth floor.

The buttons in the elevator turned out to be inlaid with pieces of clear sapphires, and 360 expressed its admiration for such a forced display of wealth.

After getting out of the elevator, there were already fifteen candidates sitting in the waiting room, all of whom were elites who had been screened.

360 secretly walked along the wall to find a place to sit down, when a bald man came in and ordered indifferently, "Come with me."

The chairs were not warm yet, 360 muttered and stood up, followed the tail of the team, and entered a dark conference hall with no light.

With a sound of "Wow--", the curtains were pulled open, and the sunlight shone into the meeting room. The reflected light is not dazzling at all, but gives people a soft and safe feeling of being in the ocean.

If you look carefully, the opened curtains at the other end are embroidered with gold silk thread, and the conference table in the conference hall is also carved out of Hainan huanghuali wood, which is more expensive than gold. The table is dark brown, making the whole conference hall There is a natural dark fragrance.

Yan Shu was sitting on the first seat of the conference table. The man was leaning on the seat, with his straight and slender legs crossed, exuding a dignified and luxurious aura, looking sacred and inviolable.

360 has the urge to cry and applaud: too pleasantly surprised, too exciting!

Seeing that the president was interviewing in person, several people were stunned by the momentum. They were so frightened that they couldn't stand up straight at the door, and they slumped on the ground and couldn't get up.

Several bodyguards in black came out and dragged the man away.

The remaining candidates were seated around the conference table.

The bald uncle is the interviewer, and now he is sending interview questions to the candidates one by one.

360 is confident. With his IQ, it is not appropriate for interviews.

Until 360 unfolded the paper at hand and saw the title.

Five words on white paper: tell a bad joke.

The people around turned the paper over in disbelief, then turned it back in surprise, looked at each other, uncertain: "Well, did you send the wrong question?"

360 rub hands.

I didn't expect this topic to be so simple that I didn't even need to use IQ.

So, what kind of posture should be used to win, so as not to embarrass other candidates?

360 couldn't help but fell into deep contemplation.

The author has something to say: It's not Fanwai, it's not Fanwai, it's not Fanwai, say it three times and emphasize it.

It’s still the main text, only Xiao Ming will be able to appear in the next chapter.

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Yesterday, I suddenly found that Pirates Online showed that my article was finished.

Pirates.com: Haha!Did not expect it!

I... (black question mark???)

So, in this day and age, why is Piwen.com so careless?