You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

What Xiao Ming didn't expect was that he would also wake up one day.

There was a strange touch on the right face, and the object poked Xiao Ming's delicate nostril from time to time, as if he was trying hard to stuff himself into the little nostril.

Xiao Ming's nose was about to cry, and his nose was drooling.

With tears in his eyes, Xiao Ming turned his face to the left, hoping to avoid this annoying big bird.

The person next to the bed shook his hips and turned Xiao Ming's face back.

Xiao Ming couldn't take it anymore, and couldn't hold back a loud "ah!".

Xiao Xue who was moving was frightened and stunned, and the big bird wilted.

It drooped pitifully on Xiao Ming's face.

This morning, Xiao Xue was in a very low mood.

When the nurse sister came to distribute the medicine, she saw Xiao Xue's eyes were tearful, and whispered a few words of comfort.

Xiao Ming's face was sore from washing, and his right cheek was flushed red. Looking from a distance, his right cheek looked like a fluttering red national flag.

Xiao Ming was in front of the mirror in the toilet, looking at the familiar face in the mirror without speaking.

Xiao Ming: 6, tell me honestly, I don’t know how to have one face in so many worlds, right?

Qihoo 360 blamed Xiao Ming in turn: You said it yourself, how many worlds has this been, why did you only find out now?

Xiao Ming is also very aggrieved: The ancient mirrors are so distorted, I can't see clearly.

Xiao Ming brushed back all the hair on his forehead, grabbed the broken hair that was about to fall out with his hands, and then blocked the place where there was hair with his palm.

Xiao Ming nodded and said with satisfaction: So I looked like this with bare head in the last world, it's pretty cute hehe.

360: What about the face?Has it been wiped out by the sun?

Xiao Ming put down his hand, pinched his face, a little worried: 6, Yan Shu won't recognize this face, right?I don't look like this in real life.

360: Don't worry, there is no such thing as a target in reality.

Xiao Ming puffed up his cheeks, and his frowning eyebrows were reflected in the mirror.

Xiao Ming shook his head to shake off the sad things, then rubbed some water on his hands, and pressed hard on a hair that was sticking up on the top of his head.

After breakfast, it was time for the patients to relax.

On the lawn in the garden, people in twos and threes wearing dark blue striped hospital gowns gathered together, some just sat and looked at each other and giggled without saying anything, some were lying on the lawn with their buttocks arched, not knowing what they were looking for.

One of the groups was the most conspicuous. Several people gathered together, sitting on the ground and chatting quite normally.

Xiao Ming, who found the organization, was moved, and secretly squeezed in to hear what everyone was talking about.

"Yesterday, the fourth child was amazing, and the sun fainted five dogs, hahahahahaha!"

"Oh, I really envy the fourth child."

"That's right, a few dogs would come into the yard from time to time, and the fourth child would be very happy. Unlike us, everything was confiscated."

Mention sad things, everyone is silent.

"But when it comes to this, the bastard, the fifth, can feel good in the air."

"A few people in this hospital know that I like sunflowers, so they pulled out all the flowers in the hospital!"

Suddenly, a man with a weed in his ear glanced sideways at Xiao Ming, suddenly became excited, and said excitedly, "Ah! New here!"

Xiao Ming suddenly became the focus.

A few people came over and chattered and asked, "Hey, brother, do you use plastic ducks in the shower?"

"Do you grow flowers, brother?"

"Do you have disposable chopsticks, friend?"

A drop of sweat dripped down Xiao Ming's back, and he felt as if he understood something.

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't respond, one of them made gestures in the air a few times, "It's just the yellow plastic duck that floats on the water and quacks when you press it. If there is one, I can recycle it at a high price. I'm willing to give it!"

Although the topic is not right, the logic of the few people here is normal.

In other words, not all the people in this hospital are fools or lunatics.

It's just that everyone has some comparative, uh, strange, hobbies.

The man with the grass roots pinned to his ear asked Xiao Ming curiously, "Hey, new here, what do you like? Tell me, let's look for it for you."

Xiao Ming emptied his eyes, tilted his head, and opened his mouth slightly, "Huh?"

A drop of saliva flowed from the corner of Xiao Ming's mouth.

The crystal-clear saliva girl dragged her long body and slammed into the mud to play.

It turned out to be a fool, and a few people shifted their positions wisely.

Xiao Ming quickly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, and dragged his tired body to sit on the bench.

The original owner likes Japanese thongs, he must do a good job of keeping it secret.

The breeze was blowing, and the sun was shining high overhead.

Xiao Ming let out a breath, he missed Yan Shu a little bit.

Xiao Ming put the back of his hand on his eyes: 6, come talk with me, people here are not quite right.

360: That's fine, what are you pretending to be? Isn't it just a debt?

Xiao Ming: ...

#My family system has been poisoned, can all the old Chinese doctors here have a solution? #

#How big a truck do I have to buy for the system to be effective quickly and get rid of the disease? #

When 360 was still hurting Xiao Ming, there was a commotion not far away.

Xiao Ming sat up and looked curiously.

A gray-haired and kind-faced old dean walked slowly along the corridor to the lawn.

Behind the grandfather of the dean was a man.

Xiao Ming couldn't move his eyes away.

After standing still, the dean's grandfather greeted everyone who was relaxing on the lawn, "Haha, everyone is very energetic today!"

The dean's grandfather's voice sounded full of anger, "I am here today to announce good news to everyone. Today, a new doctor has joined our hospital. His surname is Yan, and his single name is Shu. Let's work hard together so that everyone can get better as soon as possible!"

As soon as the words fell, a man walked out from the shadow behind the dean's grandfather.

The man is slender, with a white doctor's coat, well-dressed, elegant and handsome.

The man's peach blossom eyes hooked upwards, he slightly pulled his cheeks, and smiled casually.

Xiao Ming heard a sound of breathing around him.

The sister nurses' eyes were straightened, and they couldn't stand up straight while supporting each other, "I, I think I'm sick too. I have a disease that can only be cured by Dr. Rixin."

A big man also stood up excitedly, "Seeing a new doctor, I will be fine! I, I will never be in the sun again! From now on, I will only be a new doctor! New doctor! Leave a contact information!"

A few people responded, "Doctor Yan, I'm very sick, and I need you every day to get up!"

"Yan, Doctor Yan! Hit me! Hit me first!!"

Seeing that everyone responded so positively, the grandpa dean was very satisfied, patted Yan Shu on the shoulder, and said earnestly, "Xiao Yan, the future of our hospital depends on you!"

The man smiled and caught Xiao Ming sitting on the bench out of the corner of his eye, which was meaningful.

When it was time for lunch, Xiao Ming sat in the cafeteria, chewing the shriveled Hanamaki steamed buns in his mouth, while absently listening to the chattering of several people around him about the new doctor.

360 advises: It’s a new world, let’s take a closer look, and don’t think about the goals of the previous world.

Xiao Ming was angry and dissatisfied. He opened his bloody mouth and took a big bite of the flower roll in his hand, and stuffed black and green sauerkraut into his mouth with chopsticks.

Xiao Ming secretly thought, how about...to find a man at night?

360: Ming, don’t do stupid things, okay. In this world, Ding Ding sent the target to monitor you. If you show off, it’s not as simple as falling down the stairs or wearing a thong.

Xiao Ming was dejected, and the bristling bristles on his head drooped down, sticking weakly to his forehead.

Not long after, there was another commotion in the cafeteria.

For the first time today, several doctors in the hospital came to the patient's cafeteria with dinner trays together.

The man stood at the front and looked around after entering the cafeteria.

Then, as if he had discovered something, the man settled down, walked towards Xiao Ming's table with his long legs.

Xiao Ming swallowed his saliva, froze his body and dared not move, and tightened the Hanamaki bread tightly in his hands.

Hanamaki Bread vaguely heard the crackling sound of the bones in his body, rolled his eyes, stretched out his tongue and passed out.

When the man was about to walk in front of him, Xiao Ming moved his fingers slightly, and just about to raise his hand, the man passed Xiao Ming expressionlessly, and walked towards the table behind Xiao Ming.

Several doctors followed Yan Shu closely and took their seats.

The voice of talking and laughing came from behind, but there was no man's voice in it, Xiao Ming was a little frustrated, but also a little bit itchy, he didn't know what the man was doing.

Xiao Ming flattered him: 66, help me see what Yan Shu is doing.

360: The target is eating with all his heart, don't bother me.

Xiao Ming swallowed the milk aggrievedly.

Someone behind him praised, "As expected of Dr. Yan, it's a wonderful idea to come to the same cafeteria with the patient to have a better relationship with the patient."

Xiao Ming's taste is like chewing wax, who is talking, are you the one who shoots my man's flattery whenever you want?

After eating, Xiao Ming didn't leave. He limp on the seat and rested his head on the edge of the table.

The few people behind had a good meal and were about to leave with clean food plates.

Xiao Ming quickly raised his head, staring at the man's back.

The man walked at the end of the doctors, as if he had noticed something, he paused and turned around.

Xiao Ming hit his head on the table with a "touch".

Xiao Ming didn't dare to look up, and out of the corner of his eye, he saw a pair of shoes parked beside him.

The people around him did not move for a long time, and after a while, a pair of hands gently landed on Xiao Ming's head, and pressed it hard.

Xiao Ming raised his head in surprise.

With a gentle smile on his face, the man pointed to the top of Xiao Ming's head and explained, "The hair is sticking up."

Xiao Ming pressed his hands on his head with a "swoosh", as if possessed by red date essence, his face was flushed with heat, and he couldn't utter a word.

Yan Shu grabbed the milk box next to Xiao Ming's desk, weighed it, and said with a smile, "The milk needs to be finished."

Xiao Ming awkwardly took the milk carton from the man's hand, put the straw in his mouth and sucked it up obediently.

The man patted Xiao Ming's head in satisfaction, turned around and left.

Xiao Ming squeezed his sleeves: 6, why does my son speak like I am mentally handicapped?

360 was surprised: Haven't you always been?

Xiao Ming pinched the straw and poked the bottom of the milk carton, pink bubbles appeared all over his body: You said, my son is so gentle, don't you...have a crush on me?

360 turned into Madam Rong, and came out with a needle to poke the bubble: Maybe it was just to test whether you are really stupid.

360 said faintly: If you know that you are pretending to be stupid, maybe the pesticide has already been spilled.

Xiao Ming was depressed, he sucked a big gulp of smooth milk, it was warm in his mouth, and then he swallowed it bit by bit.

The author has something to say: ah, I forgot to say yesterday that the new world is both heavy-mouthed and immoral.

And this world will always be heavy-mouthed and unscrupulous. Babies who can't accept it can wait for the next world.

Lao Jiu finds out that he really has one world and one style of painting...

The next world will be more normal... I guess?

There is also a baby who mentioned Xiao Hei's episode, because he wanted to change his mood, so he didn't finish writing Xiao Hei, but if the babies want to watch it, I can make it up when the world is over, okay?