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360 is really worried this time.

It is not afraid that Xiao Ming is heartless, it is afraid that Xiao Ming has sincerity.

There is no connection between the worlds, if Xiao Ming brings the emotions of the previous world to this world, it is very likely that bad things will happen.

But, speaking of which, why both the target and the host are in the fifth world, and they haven't even changed their shells?

Not to mention the appearance, isn't it a bit too much for the target to not even change his name?

Qihoo 360 felt that it might be appropriate to doubt whether the headquarters had gone bankrupt.

Knowing that Xiao Ming's condition was not right, 360 gave full play to its soliciting spirit throughout the afternoon, trying to bring Xiao Ming back on track.

360: Ming, even if you are a hot chicken, you have to look forward.

Now it's time for extra meals. Xiao Ming is sitting in the cafeteria with a broken apple in his mouth. He only heard the second half of 360's sentence, and subconsciously looked up.

In the cafeteria, there is a short, small window.

Xiao Ming happened to be sitting in front of the window.

At this time, there was a wretched big man standing outside the window, laughing and taking out the things in his crotch.

The cleaning of the hospital is well done.

The windows were cleaned just this morning, and the window cleaners are very attentive and professional.

Therefore, the windows are also very transparent and clear.

The big bird stuck by the wretched man on the window was slightly deformed, and the color and shape were reflected in Xiao Ming's eyes in high definition.

The glass on the window made a "creaking" sound due to friction.

Xiao Ming felt that the things he chewed were a little disgusting.

Xiao Ming: ...6 Ah, it's fine if you hate me, why do you do this to me?

360 has nothing to say.

For the first time, Xiao Ming didn't finish the food in his hand when he was hungry.

But Xiao Ming understands that here, things can be eaten randomly, and people can't sit randomly.

Xiao Ming no longer dared to sit in front of the window and eat.

Hungry until dinner time, this time Xiao Ming wisely chose a place away from the window.

It's safest to sit at the entrance, Xiao Ming firmly believes.

On the dinner plate are still the same Hanamaki steamed buns, a bowl of thin porridge, a handful of sauerkraut lying alone on the small plate, and a lonely bottle of milk standing next to it.

Xiao Ming stirred the watery porridge in the bowl with a wooden spoon: 6, how many points do I have now?

360: Don't ask, you will be sad if you tell.

Xiao Ming was suffering and hating deeply, holding a wooden spoon in his mouth, frowning.

Suddenly, there was an extra plate on the seat opposite, and then the man in the white coat sat down.

Xiao Ming was captured.

The man's dinner plate is very colorful and rich.

"You are Ding Ri, right? I will be your attending physician in the future, please take care of me." Yan Shu's gentle voice passed by Xiao Ming's ears, but Xiao Ming's ugly head rejected him.

Crispy and refreshing freshly fried shrimp balls, sweet and juicy crispy roast duck, curry lemon rice with rich coconut flavor, croissants covered with cranberry sauce, all twisted their buttocks, flaunting in front of Xiao Ming's eyes.

The man's dinner plate is as beautiful as heaven, and the spoon and chopsticks in Xiao Ming's hands are clamoring to go to heaven.

Xiao Ming's stomach also rebelled.

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't respond, a sharp light flashed in Yan Shu's eyes, but the smile on his face remained unchanged, and he said softly, "From now on, can I call you Ding Ding?"

Yan Shu's eyes were glued to Xiao Ming's face, trying to see if the person in front of him was pretending to be stupid.

Xiao Ming looked at the man's dinner plate, and a transparent and shiny liquid dripped from the corner of his mouth.

Xiao Ming's stupid reaction made the man's suspicion gradually disappear, and he picked up the chopsticks and ate dinner leisurely.

Xiao Ming was very disappointed.

Men in this world are really different.

Yan Shu not only lost the memory of the previous world, but was also sent by the bad guys to monitor him.

The inside and outside of the words are full of temptations, and I don't give him a bite if there is something delicious.

360 has learned a new word, and I can’t wait to share it: Ming, this is called Ba Diao Wuqing.

360's words were ruthless, but his tone was full of joy.

The melancholy Xiao Ming didn't just feel melancholy after eating half of it.

A sick patient with red eyes and disheveled hair rushed into the cafeteria, took off his pants and started to get up from the table.

Xiao Ming regretted it very much, and didn't know why he had to sit at the door in the first place.

The table trembled violently, and the food on the dinner plate jumped up and down, as if it had been drugged.

Xiao Ming glanced at the man secretly, Yan Shu seemed unaffected, and continued to eat dinner with his head down.

Xiao Ming admired it very much.

For the reason of pretending to be sick, Xiao Ming could only pretend that nothing happened, and ate seriously.

Not long after, a few sister nurses broke in and dragged him away.

Xiao Ming, who felt that he would probably lose a few pounds: Hey, hey.

After dinner, the nurses in the hospital organized everyone to watch TV in the activity hall.

There was a news broadcast on the TV, and several people complained a few times, but Xiao Ming didn't care about it, so he didn't follow suit.

The meaning of Yan Shu's probing was obvious just now, and Xiao Ming panicked now: 6, how should I collect smile points in this world?

360 contemplation, the trick of selling butt probably won't work in this world.

But besides selling his ass, what else can his host do?

360 fell into deep contemplation.

After pondering for a while, 360 said: You read the script again and see how the places where the target appears are described.

Xiao Ming didn't read the script to the end yesterday.

After knowing that Yan Shu was sent by the bad guy Ding Ding, he was in no mood to watch it anymore.

Now flipping through the script again, Xiao Ming's face turned pale.

Behind the script, the original owner was poisoned to death.

The poisoner is not mentioned in the script, but Xiao Ming can probably guess who it is.

In this hospital, besides Yan Shu, who else could Ding Ding send?

Xiao Ming's hands and feet felt cold all of a sudden.

360: How is it? Is there any useful information?

Xiao Ming was flustered: 6, I might be killed by my son in this world.

360 surprised: how come?The target obviously has no sexual interest in you.

Xiao Ming pursed his mouth, wanting to cry but couldn't cry: that's the trouble.

360: ...

#My host is the truth#

360: What about the target in the script?

Xiao Ming: Nothing to say, the protagonist of the script in this world is Ding Ding, the original owner and Yan Shu are both cannon fodder, even the original owner was poisoned to death in the end.

The atmosphere is very heavy, especially when we know that the goal of this world does not play cards according to the routine.

The lengthy news broadcast was over, and the nurse came out, divided the people in the activity room into three groups, and led everyone to wash their hands and go for a walk.

Xiao Ming was assigned to the first group.

Xiao Ming looked at the people in his group, sluggish and stupid.

Xiao Ming suddenly felt that he was the beautiful crane standing out from the crowd.

The nurse lady first led them into a small room, gave everyone a change of clothes, and then put a patient into the bathroom.

Xiao Ming was a little strange waiting outside: 6, why did you wash alone for so long?

360 schadenfreude: People in your group are not able to take care of themselves. It is dangerous to take a bath alone, so you must take a bath under the guidance of the staff.

Xiao Ming's hairs stood on end, he couldn't do it under the eyes of others!

For some reason, after 360 finished speaking, the bathing speed of the person in front seemed to suddenly increase, and soon it was Xiao Ming's turn.

Xiao Ming grabbed the door frame and refused to enter the bathroom.

The nurse patted Xiao Ming on the head, "Xiao Ding, be good, it will smell good after washing for nothing."

Xiao Ming was unmoved.

During the stalemate, the door of the small room was opened from the outside.

The man came in with a gust of cool evening breeze, walked up to them with long legs, with a gentle smile on his face.

"I'm Ding Ding's attending doctor, so leave it to me to take a bath for Ding Ding."

For the man's rescue, Xiao Ming is not grateful at all: ...you are Tintin.

The man's smile was dazzling, and the nurse was stunned for a moment, "Yan, Dr. Yan is so, so kind, and too responsible for the patients."

"Don't interfere with the patients in the back, I'll take Ding Ding back to my place for washing, it's really hard for everyone."

"No, no, it's not hard." The nurse blushed, waved her hands again and again, and whispered, "Doctor Yan is hard."

Yan Shu led Xiao Ming back to his room, went into the bathroom on his own, turned on the faucet to adjust the water temperature, and poured water into the bathtub.

Xiao Ming stood alone in the small living room, afraid of showing his feet, so he had to open his eyes and pretend that he was a dead salted fish basking in the sun on the beach.

It may be that the beach is very hot and the sun is too strong, Xiao Ming put on a bit too much, showing off his cross-eyed eyes.

360 has a host who can't even pretend to be a fool, 360 is very tired.

The man put the water in, wiped his hands and came out of the bathroom. He saw Xiao Ming winking, and felt vaguely familiar.

Yan Shu frowned, and carried Xiao Ming's collar into the bathroom.

Xiao Ming did not resist, and played his role very conscientiously.

After standing still, the man narrowed his eyes and stared at Xiao Ming's face, trying to see some clues.

Xiao Ming withstood the pressure and wholeheartedly pretended to be a fool.

Seeing nothing, Yan Shu was not in a hurry, and slowly started to unbutton Xiao Ming's jacket.

The man undressed very slowly, his slender fingers shining warmly under the light.

One, two, three.

Xiao Ming was nervous and held his breath.

Now Xiao Ming looked a little distorted.

Yan Shu didn't seem to notice, she squatted down and pulled down Xiao Ming's pants.

"Lift up," Yan Shu patted Xiao Ming's left calf with one hand.

Xiao Ming put his hands on the man's shoulders, obediently pulled his legs out of his trousers.

When he was naked, Xiao Ming felt so regretful that his intestines turned green.

He is wearing the white cotton underwear uniformly distributed in the hospital today.

The underwear is very loose, without a shape, baggy and wraps around the buttocks, even a bit ugly.

Xiao Ming tightened his legs.

Two white legs hit Yan Shu's eyes, and suddenly the nucleus of his brain hurt, something flashed in front of his eyes, but he couldn't catch anything after thinking about it.

Yan Shu frowned, pressed his forehead, and tore off Xiao Ming's ugly panties with his free hand.

Cool between the thighs.

Now Xiao Ming is not just a salted fish.

It is still a salted fish that likes to dry steamed buns.

As soon as Xiao Ming was ashamed, the little lotus on his chest stood up.

The author has something to say: Unexpectedly! 3 days of vacation have passed! ! !

But think about it carefully, today is already Wednesday, and the weekend will be off in two more days!