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Xiao Ming never expected that his face would be sunburned.

Xiao Ming shivered and curled up at the corner of the bed, wrapping the quilt tightly around his body.

Now not only his eyes hurt, but his face hurts very, very much.

Things are a little more complicated.

When he just woke up in this world, he was in a daze, his eyes were blank.

Xiao Ming thought he was in heaven.

When Xiao Ming regained consciousness a little bit, he felt that something was wrong.

Something was rampaging in his face.

Things are not small.

Xiao Ming tilted his head slightly, a mass of purple-red blocked half of his right eye's sight.

The color block appeared for less than half a second, then disappeared quickly, appeared for another half second, and disappeared again.

Xiao Ming was surprised, raised his head and looked to the right.

The fuchsia object rushed towards his eyeballs at lightning speed.

Xiao Ming quickly closed his eyes.

But it was too late.

The purple-red object pierced straight into Xiao Ming's right eye.

At that moment, the sky collapsed, the sun and the moon faded, and everything withered.

Xiao Ming bent over in pain, tears streaming from his right eye.

Before Xiao Ming understood what happened, he slapped him down.

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

Xiao Ming cried from the pain, couldn't open his eyes, and had to dodge the big slap around.

The slap was very hot, and Xiao Ming couldn't stand it.

With a sound of "dong", Xiao Ming fell off the bed and rolled on the ground in embarrassment.

Xiao Ming covered his face that was hot from being photographed and called for help: 6 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what's the matter ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The slap, "slap, slap, slap" didn't stop, and landed on Xiao Ming's face very accurately.

360 smiled unkindly.

"sleep!"

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't faint, he slapped him again.

"sleep!"

The perpetrator made a muffled sound while beating.

Maybe it was too much noise, and soon someone rushed in and pulled them away.

Xiao Ming lay on the ground, shrugged his shoulders, and cried.

A woman's slightly reproachful voice sounded, "Say it yourself, how did you promise this morning? Didn't you say that you should be friendly to the new roommate? If this continues, no one will want to share a room with you. !"

A boy in a white shirt was rubbing the hem of his clothes, and stood in the corner with his head bowed in aggrieved manner.

He helped Xiao Ming up to the bedside with both hands, and then put his soft hands on Xiao Ming's head, "Xiao Ding is good, Xiao Xue is not sensible, don't be angry with him, okay?"

With great difficulty, Xiao Ming opened his bloodshot right eye and saw the person in front of him clearly.

The woman was wearing a nurse uniform and looked at him kindly.

Xiao Ming: What, what's the situation?

360: That's right, you are sick.

Xiao Ming turned his aching eyes slightly, and looked around the room.

The whole room is white.

Pale white tile floor, blindingly white lights.

White walls, white bed.

On the white snow-like wall, there are a few large characters crookedly pasted on red paper.

Good day hospital.

A few small words follow.

——Let you be happy every day and rest assured every day.

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

Seeing Xiao Ming's stupid appearance of not understanding the situation, the female nurse coaxed her and left in peace.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief outside the door. Fortunately, she came here this time so stupidly that she didn't cry and want to change wards.

Recently, for some reason, there are so many people coming in, and the beds are tight.

The woman's footsteps disappeared outside the door, and Xiao Ming curled up on the bed with a complicated expression, looking warily at the boy standing in the corner.

The boy opened his mouth and said vaguely, "Sleep, sleep!"

Xiao Ming almost cried in fright.

360 quietly sounded: tell you a secret.

Xiao Ming pricked up his ears.

360 could not hold back the joyful voice: Ding Dinghaha just caught your eye.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming cried with snot all over his face, is this world sick?

Xiao Ming who is not sure about the situation: 6, please, please send me the information of this world!

Xiao Ming's tragic situation put 360 in a good mood, and he posted the plot without saying a word.

After the eye-popping experience just now, 360's brain master Xiao Ming is no longer in his eyes.

360 understands very well: I understand, you can only put Ding Ding down in your eyes now.

Xiao Mingsheng huddled into a ball helplessly.

The memory of the original owner was halfway through, and Xiao Ming didn't want to live anymore.

The world is not only sick, but seriously sick.

He is now in a mental hospital.

This mental hospital is very unusual.

It is called Good Day Hospital.

The patients in this mental hospital have one thing in common.

Just love the day.

Day by day, day by day, day by day, big trees, day by day, mountains, water, and air.

Nothing unexpected, only less than a day.

Although the objects are different, the behavior is surprisingly consistent.

Xiao Ming had a complicated expression on his face. This young man named Xue Qing in the same ward with him, especially liked the sleeping faces of Japanese people.

Several patients have already left, but now Xiao Ming is here.

360: Hey.

Xiao Mingqiang endured tears, hoarsely, and shouted, "Ah!!!! Let me go!!

Through the small iron window on the door, Xiao Ming saw from a distance a big man with a beard and a lewd smile standing on his face, his crotch shrugged, and a brown teddy dog ​​under him.

Teddy foamed at the mouth and twitched all over.

Not long after, a few nurse sisters came and pulled the big man away.

Xiao Ming's eyes were blurred with tears, and a hand suddenly put on his shoulder.

The boy smiled sinisterly behind him, "Sleep! Sleep!"

Xiao Ming stabilized his slightly dizzy body.

No, he cannot fall.

Otherwise, the boy would definitely take advantage of his coma and do something terrible to his face.

Xiao Ming still has to face.

Shaking, Xiao Ming climbed back onto the bed, picked up the quilt and wrapped himself tightly.

His eyes never left the boy.

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't cooperate, the young man was very frustrated, he lay on the table alone, brushing with a brush, not knowing what he was writing.

Xiao Ming sat and flipped through the remaining memories of the original owner.

360's gloating voice sounded: Ming, what do you like about Ri?

Xiao Ming didn't want to answer 360 at all.

360: Don't be so stingy.

Xiao Ming: ...I'm just stingy.

It's a shame that the original owner likes Japanese things.

360 comforted, "Ming, I've already been in this hospital, so why should I be ashamed?"Come on, make me happy.

Xiao Ming kept his mouth shut, and did not speak.

He wants to die very much now.

The original owner likes Ri's things are very special and very different.

It's not good for the original owner to like Japanese, but he actually likes Japanese thongs.

Coincidentally, the original owner's surname is Ding, and his first name is Ri.

Together it is Ding Ri.

Xiao Ming: Hehe.

The original owner's parents really had a vision.

Xiao Ming sighed irritably, this is not the troublesome place.

According to the original owner's memory, his own father had an illegitimate child outside. When the original owner was 15 years old, Ding's father brought home Xiao Ding's son who was hiding outside.

The original owner's mother was overwhelmed and died of illness not long after.

From then on, the original owner began to resent Papa Ding, causing trouble everywhere, trying to turn the family upside down.

Papa Ding's illegitimate son is called Ding Ding, who is only two years younger than the original owner.

Ding Ding is worried, he wants to be safe.

So at the time of the original owner, Ding Ding used a trick to make the original owner fall down the stairs.

He didn't kill the original owner, but he fell stupidly and fell out of this incredible hobby.

The whole is muddled and stupid, and I know the Japanese thong.

The memories that followed were so horrible that Xiao Ming didn't dare to look at them.

In short, Ding Ri was washed for nothing, packed up and sent to Ri Ri Hao Hospital.

The ward where the original owner entered is a bit special, the patients in this area are a bit stupid besides liking to eat some strange things.

For the first time, Xiao Ming felt that the original owner might as well be dead and clean.

Xiao Ming was exhausted.

Su You is a madman with a dark face, Xiao Ming still dare not sleep.

Xiao Ming rolled his eyes like a dead fish, and caught a few words on the wall out of the corner of his eyes.

——Daily Good Hospital makes you happy and at ease every day.

Xiao Ming: ...

360 decided to convert to Christianity.

It is now quite certain that there is a God of this world.

God not only heard its voice, but also helped it come true.

360: Thanks be to Allah.

Xiao Ming feels wronged: 6, how can I do this task!If I stay here, I won't meet my son.

However, if he met Yan Shu here, Xiao Ming would feel like a pill.

There is nothing normal about people here.

360: If the target is also in this hospital, he will probably like Japanese hot chicken.

Thinking of the big chicken of Ai Ri Spicy Chicken being turned into a big spicy chicken, 360 laughed like a silver bell.

Xiao Ming: ...

After finally calming down, 360 asked: Ming, have you watched the plot?

Xiao Ming almost forgot about the plot, the plot of the last two worlds was too weak, he habitually ignored it.

After Xiao Ming finished flipping through the plot, his expression changed.

In this world, Yan Shu turned out to be the person Ding Ding sent to monitor him in the hospital.

Although it hasn't appeared yet, does this mean that in the future, I will not only have to pretend to love Japanese thongs, but also get smile points by the way?

360: Isn't it easy to be stupid?Aren't you acting in your true colors?

Xiao Ming is whimsical: 6, if only my son could recognize me.

360: Look, you just finished talking, and you are stupid again.

Xiao Ming: ...

Evening is coming soon.

The sister nurse opened the door and came in. Looking at the harmonious two people in the room, she touched the boy's head lying on the table in surprise, "Little Xue is so good! You didn't bully your old friend!"

Xiao Xue pouted, pointed at Xiao Ming and complained, "He, no, doesn't sleep."

The sister nurse handed the medicine cup in the tray to Xiaoxue, "Come on, take the medicine, and Xiaoding will fall asleep."

Xiao Xue swallowed the medicine obediently, then opened his eyes, his eyes were shining, and waited expectantly for Xiao Ming to fall asleep.

The boy waited and waited, but before Xiao Ming fell asleep, his head was shaking, and his eyes couldn't be opened.

The sister nurse coaxed Xiaoxue into bed.

Then it was Xiao Ming's turn.

Xiao Ming took the medicine, but was reluctant to put it in his mouth.

The nurse sister smiled, "Xiao Ding will fall asleep after taking the medicine, and won't rub your face with strange things."

Xiao Ming: ...

360: Come on, finish this bowl of medicine.

360's Mandarin may not be learned well, and the word "dry" is actually pronounced in the fourth tone.

Xiao Ming gritted his teeth, took the small medicine cup from the nurse's sister, and swallowed all the white pills inside.

After sitting for a while, Xiao Ming's head became heavy, his eyes were blurred, and he fell asleep on the bed with a plop.

The author has something to say: I am in a good mood!So the new world was released hahahahahahahahahaha I didn't expect it!

Oh my gosh my bad name has reappeared...

Let me tell you secretly, in the previous world, Song Li, the guardian of the left, = gift, He Sheng = He Shen, this world is Ding Ding =... you know