You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Yan Shu frowned, and said in distress, "What should I do?"

His eyes were fixed on the little sausage under Xiao Ming without blinking.

Delicate flowers set off the two white legs, and the little things between the legs are more beautiful than all the flowers in this world.

Xiao Ming covered himself in embarrassment and anger, "You, return my pants."

Yan Shu seemed to be really surprised, "I didn't expect that the Taoist priest was only wearing a pair of pants."

Xiao Ming was a little confused, "The weather is quite hot, do you all wear two pairs?"

Yan Shu nodded seriously, "Well, why don't I take off a pair of trousers and let the Taoist priest wear them first."

Perhaps the habit of wearing trousers in the demon world and the human world is different, Xiao Ming is not ashamed to blame the man, after all, he also has good intentions to help him catch bugs.

Xiao Ming was very moved by the man's proposal and nodded his head repeatedly.

But after waiting for a long time, the man still didn't move.

Xiao Ming was surprised, "Why don't you take it off?"

The man lowered his head and looked at the flowers in his hand, "On weekdays, servants take care of dressing, my deity, ahem, no."

Xiao Ming is even more strange, what should he do when he goes to the toilet?

And the man picked his pants very skillfully just now, isn't it smooth?

As if knowing Xiao Ming's doubts, Yan Shu replied, "Just now I was afraid that the insects would frighten the Taoist priest, and I was in a hurry, now..."

The man stopped talking.

Xiao Ming understood it in his heart, but now the arrow is on the line. If he didn't have pants, he would have to go back naked today, so Xiao Ming tentatively said, "Then, why don't I take it off for you?"

360 has already taken out the popcorn and waited for the smile value to refresh the screen.

The man took advantage of the situation to press down on Xiao Ming, put his chin on Xiao Ming's neck, and said against Xiao Ming's ear, "Master Dao, please be gentle."

Xiao Ming blushed, wondering if he was thinking too much, why did he always feel that these words sounded impure?

Xiao Ming fumbled to the man's belt, and tied it into a small knot. Fortunately, the way of tying it was not complicated, and it was untied after a while.

Xiao Ming patted the man on the back, "It's untied, you can take off your pants for me."

The man stood up and stretched his hands into the black robe. After a while, he pulled out a pair of trousers and handed them to Xiao Ming, "The Taoist chief is about to finish it."

Just as Xiao Ming stretched out his hand, before touching the pants in the man's hand, another gust of evil wind blew.

Xiao Ming was so blown that he couldn't keep his eyes open. When the evil wind finally stopped, Xiao Ming reached out to reach for the pants in the man's hand, but found nothing.

The two looked at Yan Shu's empty hand.

"It seems that the wind is really strong today." Yan Shu sighed.

Xiao Ming wanted to cry, but Yan Shu comforted him, "Don't worry, the Taoist priest, I still have a pair of pants, which can be taken off for the Taoist priest."

"Then, what do you do then?"

"The Taoist robe of the deity is relatively long, so it can block it, so don't worry about it."

After speaking, Yan Shu looked at Xiao Ming, as if waiting for his action.

Only then did Xiao Ming realize that he reached into the man's black robe to untie another pair of pants.

Xiao Ming felt for a while but couldn't find the belt, so he had to stretch his hand down.

When he finally touched something, Xiao Ming felt that the small knot on the belt felt strange and familiar to the touch this time. Xiao Ming felt strange in his heart, and pulled it down lightly.

The person on him gripped his shoulders.

Where has this feeling been touched? Xiao Ming tried it several times.

It wasn't until the person on him snorted that Xiao Ming realized what he was holding in his hand.

Xiao Ming withdrew his hand violently, his face was about to bleed, "You, you, you..."

The man opened his bewildered eyes, "Why is the Daoist puzzled?"

"You, you obviously don't wear pants!"

The man was a little confused, "how come?"

As he spoke, he lifted the black robe.

The muscular leg lines were revealed in front of Xiao Ming's eyes, and the legendary belt knot was raising his head, stretching his waist at Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming covered his eyes, "You, you lied to me!"

A smile flashed across the man's eyes, but the words he said were full of anger, as if he had been touched, "I didn't expect that these daring servants would dare to be lazy!"

Yan Shu grabbed Xiao Ming's hand covering his face, and vowed, "I will punish those slaves severely today, and give justice to Daoist."

The man seemed to be really angry, but Xiao Ming felt embarrassed instead, maybe the gang of slaves accidentally forgot, "Forget it, forget it, actually, it's not a big deal."

After Xiao Ming persuaded him for a long time, the man gave up the idea of ​​punishing his subordinates.

"The Taoist priest is really merciful."

Xiao Ming was a little embarrassed by the compliment.

360 looked at the rising smile value and decided to keep silent.

The two without pants had no choice but to sit in the flowers and count the flowers with bare legs.

However, Xiao Ming's spineless stomach soon groaned. The man stood up, and the wide robe hung down, really wrapping him tightly, and it was impossible to see that the person inside was not wearing pants.

A hand was stretched out from inside the robe, palm up, "If the Taoist priest doesn't mind, I will carry you back."

Xiao Ming is very mindful: 6, can I exchange my points for a pair of pants?

360: You guessed it.

...I guess not.

Xiao Ming lowered his request: Is that pair of underwear okay?Half will do!

360: Before you talk to me, can't you pull a leaf to block your sausage, tsk, hot eyes.

Xiao Ming: ...

"Daoist?"

The man's voice called Xiao Ming back, and Xiao Ming reluctantly put his hand on the man's open palm.

The man tightened his fingers, clenched the hand in his palm, and with a little force, he pulled Xiao Ming closer to his chest, and lifted the robe to cover Xiao Ming inside.

Xiao Ming was still awkward, so the man quickly picked up Xiao Ming's big steamed bun, separated Xiao Ming's two naked legs, and clamped them on both sides of his crotch.

The little sausage was closely attached to the man's belt knot.

The man has long legs, and the frequency of shaking is still very high when he walks.

Xiao Ming squinted his eyes and let out a "woo", passed his hands under the man's armpits, and tightly grasped the man's back.

360 hummed: rubbing, rubbing, on this smooth belt, rubbing.

Xiao Ming really hates 360.

The embarrassing day finally passed, and Xiao Ming no longer dared to run out in just a pair of trousers.

For the next few days, Yan Shu acted as if nothing had happened, and took Xiao Ming to wander around in the demon world with the utmost kindness of the landlord.

Xiao Ming played with his hooves for a few days before he remembered the little fox.

Halfway through the street, Xiao Ming tugged on the hem of the man's clothes, "Well, how is the little fox doing now?"

Yan Shu continued walking without looking at Xiao Ming, "Oh? The Taoist is very concerned?"

"Actually, the little fox isn't too bad..." After all, apart from lying to him, he didn't seem to have done anything harmful.

"However, why did the little fox lie to me?" Xiao Ming touched the back of his bare head.

Yan Shu didn't answer, just walked on by himself.

Xiao Ming grabbed the man's clothes corner with all his strength to prevent him from walking forward, "Take me to meet the little fox."

Yan Shu didn't look at Xiao Ming, but lowered his eyes and said, "That fox demon looks exactly like this deity, and this deity is afraid that the Taoist priest will be fascinated."

The man's attitude is evasive, Xiao Ming is a little suspicious.

Why did the little fox lie to himself, and why did the man...don't let himself know?

360: Well, if I have time to think about this and that, I might as well have a fight with my target.

Xiao Ming felt that his family system had changed.

In the past, he was just a little venomous, and Renren passed, but now he always encourages him to have sex with the target.

#Is this a distortion of human nature, or a loss of morality? #

360 also feels that its host has changed. After a few worlds, Xiao Ming's EQ seems to have improved a bit, and he is not as easy to fool as before.

It's a little hopeless for one person to dominate.

Walking in front of the bean curd shop, Xiao Ming's eyes lit up, and he said pleasantly, "The demon world also sells bean curd!"

After speaking, he dragged Yan Shu in.

When the owner of the bean curd shop saw the person coming, he was so excited that he couldn't speak. He brought out the best-looking hot and soft bean curd, and called the whole family, young and old, neighbors and neighbors to pay their respects to the Lord.

Xiao Ming picked up the bowl, and the owner of the bean curd shop was still standing aside with his family. The news spread quickly, and all the monsters in the whole town crowded into this small bean curd shop, and the tables of the two were completely surrounded. .

The boss rubbed his hands, "Yan, Lord Yan can visit our small shop, it's really a blessing for our family!"

Xiao Ming put down the bowl and asked in confusion, "Your Majesty?"

The man's expression changed.

Xiao Ming turned to the man, and asked strangely, "Isn't your surname Xiang, Xiang Gong?"

The little pig demon girl who had admired the Lord for 500 years and had always wanted to marry the Lord exclaimed when she heard this title, rolled her eyes and passed out.

All the monsters around said "Oh" and all showed gossipy smiles.

Xiao Ming sensed something was wrong, and repeated Xiang Gong several times in his mind before he realized it.

Xiao Ming was so angry that he couldn't even eat the bean curd, so he jumped up and pointed at the man's nose angrily, "You, you lied to me!"

The monsters around said "wow" again, Mrs. Master has lost her temper!

Outside the curtain, the evil wind rolled up and made a whistling sound.

All the monsters swallowed their saliva, and all of them were so scared that they flicked their tails.

When he left, he didn't forget to drag away the little pig demon girl who fell on the ground like a flower.

The man touched the tip of his nose, then circled Xiao Ming and pointed his finger, "If the Taoist priest doesn't like it, calling me husband...is not unacceptable."

Xiao Ming slightly tried to retract his fingers, but the man refused to let go, and even leaned forward and kissed him.

"This deity fell in love with the Taoist priest at first sight, and he really couldn't let it go."

The evil wind had already subsided, but the roller blind swayed gently as if not satisfied, the street became quiet, the floating dust hung in the air, and the man's eyes were full of stars.

"Where is the Taoist priest?"

"The Taoist...does he also treat me..."

Xiao Ming pulled his finger back with a "squeak" and held down his throbbing heart, "I...I, I..."

360 felt pills.

It seems that what it has been worrying about for so long is about to happen.

The author has something to say: Tomorrow is a new January!

In order to celebrate April Fool's Day, let's post a big one tomorrow!

It is very respectful!The old nine made four! !