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"Oh?" Yan Shu dragged out his tone, "How should the Taoist explain it?"

Xiao Ming faltered, unable to answer.

Yan Shu took a small step closer to Xiao Ming's direction, and the two men's loose clothes overlapped.

"The Daoist looks very familiar," Yan Shu leaned forward, "I don't know how to call it?"

The man's familiar snort sprayed on his face, Xiao Ming was in a daze, men in the last world pressed him down, and when they did this to him, they liked to keep their faces close, deliberately spraying heavy snorts on him. face.

Xiao Ming brand steam engine started, "beep beep" blowing air, Xiao Ming turned his head away and said without opening his mouth, "My name is Xiao Ming."

When he realized what he said, Xiao Ming's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly said, "The Dharma name is Wu Neng."

I don't know if it's the reflection of the night pearl in the temple or some other reason, but the man's eyes are shining with waves, flickering and flickering.

"Then, you, what's your name?" Although Xiao Ming believed in his intuition, he still wanted to confirm it.

The man's face got closer, and his breath was on Xiao Ming's face, "My surname is Xiang, and the single name is a palace character."

Xiao Ming is stupid, he, he made a mistake?

"Xiang, Xiang Gong?" Xiao Ming confirmed.

A smile rose in the man's eyes, like a hundred flowers blooming, so beautiful.

360: Congratulations to the host, add 1 point to the smile value!

Being able to collect smile points means that the person in front of him is indeed the one who smashed it.

Xiao Ming touched his bald head: 6, why did my son change his name in this world?

360's small calculation is very precise, it really never expected that this world would be so easy.

As long as the host calls the target a hundred times, the world will end.

So 360 vaguely said: Maybe the headquarters has upgraded.

"The Taoist priest is new here, he must be very tired, why not take a rest first." The man turned his back and called someone to take Xiao Ming down.

Xiao Ming looked back at the man standing alone in the hall, and said strangely: 6, why is my son so indifferent to me?

360: It doesn't matter if you are frigid, why are you so anxious.

Xiao Ming: ...I, I wish he was frigid.

360 is very straightforward: don’t think about it.

Of course, Yan Shu, who claims to be Xiang Gong, cannot be indifferent. The man hurried back to the room. As soon as he stepped into his own room, he leaned against the door and impatiently opened his robe. .

The man in his dream who had tortured him for hundreds of years finally appeared today.

If it wasn't for the fear of acting too hastily, he wished he could directly put people under him.

Suddenly, a man's low panting sound came from the closed door room, followed by a "huh", Yan Shu couldn't hold back the name that was about to pop out of his throat, and called out in a low voice, "Xiao Ming... "

The man leaned against the door, covering his eyes with one hand.

This time, don't think about leaving me again.

On the second day, when all the demons in the demon world woke up and walked out of the house, they all exclaimed.

The flowers of the demon world actually bloomed.

The flowers that have never bloomed for hundreds of years seem to wake up overnight, stretching their waists and stretching out their beautiful faces.

The three elders got together, and the woman joked, "I see, chrysanthemums are the most blooming in the entire demon world."

Elder Baibeard stroked his flowing beard, looked at the flowers swaying in the wind, and said with emotion, "The love of the Lord is open."

The thick-armed man was puzzled, "Then why has Zuo Dharma Love Dou bloomed for so many years, and no flower has responded?"

Thinking of Guardian Zuo, the three elders sighed a long time without realizing it.

What is left protector Song Li doing now?

The left protector ran to the back mountain to pick flowers for the right protector Hesheng.

While picking flowers, Song Li thought anxiously, when will the wound on the right protector's face stop bleeding?

This night, Xiao Ming slept soundly, and woke up the next day feeling refreshed.

After listening to Xiao Ming's snoring all night, the 360's spirit is very bad: So in this world, is there anything that can affect your sleep, a hot chicken?

Xiao Ming pondered for a while: If I can get rid of you one day, I will probably be so happy that I can't sleep.

360: Heh, look at your promise.

Xiao Ming felt that if he could get rid of 360, it would be fine to keep him awake for three days and three nights.

360: Can I let you die then?

Xiao Ming thinks that 360 may have a bad temper because he didn't sleep well last night.

Xiao Ming, who is magnanimous and doesn't intend to care about it, thinks it's better to finish the task first: 6, in this world, how can my son's resentment be eliminated?

This character does not appear in the script of this world, nor does it appear in the memory of the original owner.

360 came up with a bad idea: how about you try to have a date with the target?

Xiao Ming stood up with a "swoosh": You, you, what are you talking about!

360: Ming, young people have to boldly try new things, besides, what if they fail?You are not at a disadvantage.

#呵呵哒, the system encouraged me to go on a sex date, but I still think it’s no big deal#

#系统交通So familiar, you can tell at a glance that you have done a lot of black-hearted things like this on weekdays#

Xiao Ming thought that what he picked up might be a real body system.

360 is so experienced and persuasive and full of sincerity, like a procuress who has been doing ideological work for little girls in a brothel for a long time.

But the little girl Xiao Ming refused to cooperate.

Xiao Ming: Is there any other way besides this?

360: Let me think about it.

Xiao Ming sat back and waited for the good news from 360.

360 really thought about it for a while, and then replied very sincerely: No more.

360's voice was too sincere, Xiao Ming couldn't doubt it even if he wanted to.

Xiao Ming felt that he was no different from Xianyu except that he could walk.

360: How come?You can still have sex.

God, crazy!

The exhausted Xiao Ming decided to have a good meal to tide over this difficulty. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a man in a black robe. He had been standing outside the door for an unknown amount of time.

Xiao Ming said "ah", just after talking about those embarrassing things with 360, the male protagonist appeared at the door.

360: The goods have been delivered to the door, it is not a man if it is not delivered.

#The system doesn't know how to look at people's eyes at all. How should I adjust it? #

Xiao Ming automatically blocked 360's words, and said strangely, "Yan...er, lord, why are you here, lord?"

The man in this world suddenly changed his name, and Xiao Ming felt that he couldn't adapt to it.

"The deity came to take the Taoist chief to have breakfast."

Xiao Ming nodded in satisfaction, he is really sensible in this world.

The man took a step forward and said in a low voice, "You don't have to be so rigid, just call me by my name."

Xiao Ming cupped his hands pretentiously, "Then I will excuse you from Xiang Gong."

Ripples appeared in Yan Shu's eyes, and his smile fluctuated, he circled Xiao Ming's bowing hand, and said slowly, "The Taoist priest doesn't need to be too polite, this is what a prime minister should do."

After eating breakfast, Xiao Ming's gloomy mood was swept away.

"The Taoist priest is really a noble person in our demon world." Yan Shu slowly picked up the handkerchief handed over by others, wiped his hands while saying, "I just came last night, and today the flowers in the demon world are blooming."

After passing through the last world, Xiao Ming was a little scared: 6, I am not a flower demon, am I?

360: Bah, you are the flower demon, and I will believe you if you are a cow dung demon.

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't respond, Yan Shu was not in a hurry, and continued slowly, "The back mountain is full of flowers, I wonder if the boss can appreciate the face, and accompany me to appreciate it?"

Xiao Ming is awkward: "I, I'm not a woman, I don't like those things."

When she got to the back mountain, Miss Xiao thumped into the flowers to catch butterflies.

Yan Shu looked at the little figure running around in the flowers with a smile.

The butterfly didn't flutter, but the petals all over its body.

When he came back, Xiao Ming was still holding a small yellow flower in his hand.

The little flowers bloomed just right, yellow and bright, very dazzling.

Yan Shu took the flowers handed over by Xiao Ming, his Adam's apple moved slightly.

"The Taoist priest gave the deity a chrysanthemum, what is the meaning?"

ah?chrysanthemum?no?

The man's hand was hanging down to his lower abdomen, so Xiao Ming had no choice but to bend down, put his hands on his knees, and look closely at the flowers in the man's hand.

The plump petals wrap one over the other, layer upon layer, in the shape of a small bowl.

There is nothing like a chrysanthemum except that the petals are yellow.

"This is not a chrysanthemum." Xiao Ming didn't stand up straight, but still maintained this posture.

The man didn't seem to hear it, he looked down at Xiao Ming bent over and lowered his head, his bald little head was close to his lower abdomen, and the little buttocks behind him were pouted. The lines of the little buttocks were smooth and the shape was round, but he didn't know how it felt.

The man's heart skipped a beat, his figure moved slightly, and Xiao Ming was pinned down among the flowers.

The large black robe was spread out, covering the two of them.

The little yellow flower in the man's hand has rolled down to nowhere.

The two fell down in the flowers, the flowers under them were bent over the pole, and they all protested.

Xiao Ming couldn't hear anything, because the man was pressing on his body, and his wide palm was still stuck on his big steamed bun.

The hand on the big steamed bun exerted a little force, and moved uncomfortably as if being pressed and hurt.

It really feels good in the hand, the man thought silently.

"Why is Taoist so careless?" Yan Shu reprimanded Xiao Ming softly.

Xiao Ming was innocent, and said angrily, "It's obviously you."

Yan Shu laughed softly, "If I hadn't protected the Taoist priest, I'm afraid the Taoist priest will suffer here."

After finishing speaking, the big hands behind him squeezed Xiao Ming's butt flesh presumptuously.

Xiao Ming's red face was reflected against the flowers all over the ground, and in the eyes of men, he looked extraordinarily alluring.

Xiao Ming looked away and pushed the man on him, "You, get up."

Only then did the man reluctantly pull out his hand, put it on Xiao Ming's side, and sat up.

After Xiao Ming also sat up, Yan Shu looked at Xiao Ming's trousers, and suddenly said, "The Taoist priest's trousers are stained with bugs, this deity will help you get rid of them."

Then he pushed Xiao Ming to the ground with one hand, Xiao Ming felt his legs go cold, the man was already holding his white panties in his hand.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew and snatched Xiao Ming's pants from the man's hand.

Dafeng ran away waving Xiao Ming's pants, twisting his body and saying: Come on, be happy!

Xiao Ming looked at the trousers that were getting smaller and smaller in his field of vision.

Xiao Ming's heart hurts so badly that he can't breathe:...

The man turned around and said innocently, "I really didn't expect that the wind is so strong today."

The author has something to say: hee hee hee this chapter is sweet, little goblins

Although it is still short, but this world seems to be about(?) coming to an end (cheek)

A world is shorter than a world.

After all, it’s a quick text. Hee hee.

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Hey, there are so many things I want to do recently!

I want to do subtitles for American dramas, I want to translate Pound’s poetry, and I want to write novels. I wish I had 480 hours a day.

Alas, the requirements are not high, 240 hours a day is also possible!

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