You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Xiao Ming dodged his eyes, sat down, picked up the bowl on the table and drank the bean curd like water.

Xiao Ming swallowed anxiously without chewing, so the Douhua girl hugged her legs and hit Xiao Ming's esophagus a few times, and landed in Xiao Ming's stomach intact.

Before the expected applause came, Douhua girl reached out and touched the dark and greasy surroundings, and asked timidly, "Is anyone there?"

With a thud, a few bouncy and soft taro balls jumped down to accompany the Douhua girl.

The big round bowl covered Xiao Ming's face, only the pink fluff on the exposed little ears was still swaying.

The man was not in a hurry, and looked at Xiao Ming with a smile on his face.

Xiao Ming put down the bowl, and when he looked up, he saw the owner of the bean curd shop standing behind Yan Shu with a smile on his face. With a smile on his face, he suddenly turned ferocious, and took out a dagger from his bosom to stab him.

Xiao Ming's mind was blank, and there was a buzzing sound in his ears. When he realized it, he had already rushed forward and hugged Yan Shu, exposing his back to the outside.

The man showed a slightly astonished expression, and then quickly turned over again supporting Xiao Ming.

There was a "puchi" sound, the muffled sound of the dagger sinking into the body.

Xiao Ming felt as if he had been thrown into a pond, sinking inch by inch. His mouth and nose were filled with mud from the bottom of the pond, choking him so much that he couldn't breathe. He looked out through the rippling pond water , can only see the blurred face of the person on the body, which seems a little distorted.

The man chuckled, and the shock came through his chest.

"This time... finally it's not me who was left behind..."

In a trance, the sound of swords and swords clashing came, Xiao Ming tightened his hands and strangled the person in his arms.

What he reached out and touched was a piece of greasy stickiness. The man's lips turned white, and he suddenly grabbed Xiao Ming's wrist, as if he wanted to say something, "I..."

Before he could finish his words, his original form appeared.

The calf-thick white snake rested on Xiao Ming's chest listlessly, uttering the snake's letter weakly.

With trembling fingers, Xiao Ming put his hands on the white scales of the big snake on his body.

Song Li, who hastily dealt with the owner of the bean curd shop, picked up Xiao Ming and his master who were lying on the ground, and rushed back.

After seeing the injuries, Elder Baibeard felt strange, his lord was not seriously injured, how could he be beaten back to his original form so easily?

"Elder Baibeard, you don't know if you haven't been in love. People who fall in love are very fragile." The woman whispered in her ear.

After the bandage was finished, several people looked at Xiao Ming who was in a daze, shook their heads, and went out lightly.

White Snake closed his eyes, resting his head on the pillow, making no sound.

Xiao Ming took off his shoes, lifted the quilt and got in, curled up his legs sideways, and hugged the snake tightly in his arms.

360 sighed, it was over, it was afraid that its host would be too involved in the drama, forgetting that all these worlds are data.

One day the host will wake up, but in that place, there is no target for this person.

Everything here is fake.

Even it is fake.

On the second day, Xiao Ming opened his eyes, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the white snake in his arms had turned into a human being, although the man's face was still pale, with no blood left.

Xiao Ming let go of his heart a little, and just about to lift the quilt out of bed, he accidentally touched the man's hand.

The man's hand was like ice in a winter night, cold and stiff.

Xiao Ming seemed to have been punched, turned around and grabbed the man's stiff hand, and called out with a trembling voice, "Yan Shu?"

The man didn't move.

Not even breathing.

Xiao Ming grasped the man's hand in a daze, bitter bile surged up, and his mouth was full of astringency.

"Wake up, wake up." Xiao Ming pushed the man hard.

His heart was gripped by a big hand, Xiao Ming couldn't breathe.

Xiao Ming dazed, shrunk himself into a ball, curled up in the man's stiff arms, his chapped lips parted slightly, and two rows of teardrops fell down.

A sigh sounded.

"Why are you crying?" came a helpless voice.

Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment, the tears hadn't come back yet, and they kept falling.

"The Daoist is like this, doesn't he like me?" The man kissed away the moisture from the corner of Xiao Ming's eyes.

Xiao Ming has not yet recovered from the fright, his body is still trembling, his eyelashes are stained with tears, just like the shallow water plants on the river bank, softly swaying by the river.

Yan Shu opened his hands, wrapped Xiao Ming in his arms, and patted Xiao Ming's back one after another.

"The Daoist priest's heart is attached to me, and this deity is very happy."

Xiao Ming cried in the man's arms, "I, I will never eat tofu flowers again."

The corner of the man's mouth curled into a smile.

"it is good."

"In the future... the deity will be made for the Taoist priest to eat."

After that day, Yan Shu left Xiao Ming in the bedroom under the pretext of needing care.

A few days later, seeing Xiao Ming panicked, Yan Shu squeezed Xiao Ming's hand and suggested, "Why don't you go to the back mountain to see the flowers."

The man's injury has not fully healed, so Xiao Ming wants to carry him to the back mountain.

A few days later, the flowers bloomed even more beautifully, they gathered together and frolicked wantonly, the breeze blew, smoke and petals flew all over the sky, and the drunken spring sat on the branches and giggled.

Xiao Ming was also very obedient this time, he didn't make a fuss about chasing the butterflies, and stayed by the man's side wholeheartedly.

The wild flowers are alluring, but the minds of the people who want to see the flowers are not on the flowers. Yan Shu wraps his arms around Xiao Ming's neck, and is attracted by the head that has started to grow small hairs.

With a heartbeat, Yan Shu raised his hand and touched Xiao Ming's small head.

The scalp that was not covered by hair was very sensitive, and a numbness slipped down the neck, Xiao Ming tightened his neck.

As if he had discovered something interesting, the man refused to stop, rubbing his slightly prickly hair with his fingertips, Xiao Ming shrank back vigorously, one of them lost his footing, and fell on his back in the flowers while holding Yan Shu.

With a sound of "wow", the flowers overwhelmed one piece, and the man's black hair spread out, fell on the side of the cheek, and wrapped around the flower stem.

"Why is Taoist so careless again?" The man's slightly reproachful voice sounded again, "Could it be on purpose?"

Xiao Ming clenched his fist and hit the man's chest, "It's all your fault!"

Seeing Xiao Ming blushing and shy, 360 suddenly felt his eyes hurt.

If it wasn't for the reminder that the smile value increased kept popping up to slightly block some of the sight, I might be blind here.

Alas, my host has fallen in love, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

360 only hoped that Xiao Ming would not be so stupid as to drown himself.

The cheeks of the man under him were flushed, and his face was like a peach blossom, which made the surrounding flowers even more beautiful.

Yan Shu smiled, bent her eyes, leaned down, pressed her lips to Xiao Ming's, and sucked it lightly.

A numb itch came from his lips, and Xiao Ming narrowed his eyes.

There was a cold in front of him, Xiao Ming just opened his eyes in a daze, the man leaned over and kissed Xiao Ming's eyelids, again and again, Xiao Ming couldn't open his eyes.

Unable to see what the man was doing, Xiao Ming tightly grasped the man's shoulder.

The person under him closed his eyes obediently, Yan Shu couldn't help biting Xiao Ming's collarbone, and then the delicate kiss went down from the neck, meandering and covering the whole body.

In broad daylight, Xiao Ming curled up his toes in shame.

"The last time I came to enjoy the flowers, I wanted to do this to the Taoist priest." Yan Shu bit Xiao Ming's soft earlobe.

Before Xiao Ming came back to his senses, Yan Shu took out a small medicine bottle from his arms, poured out a small red pill, and pressed it into the stamen of Xiaohuahua.

Xiao Yaowan met Xiao Huahua and turned into a puddle of water.

Xiao Ming opened his eyes in confusion, "What is it?"

Yan Shu didn't answer, but kissed Xiao Ming with a smile.

Xiao Ming felt that he had become a flower.

A breeze blew, and he swayed gently with the gentle wind.

But the wind was blowing more and more violently, and he could only hold on to the soil under the roots tightly to prevent being uprooted.

Xiao Ming put his arms around the man's shoulders, his face flushed.

When the water and milk were blending together, Yan Shu bit Xiao Ming's red nose, and said in a hoarse voice, "I have been happy for a long time, I don't know... the Taoist priest is willing to marry me?"

The man's brows are clear, and there is a little blush on his cheeks.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming's cheeks were bleeding red, he was at a loss, and suddenly covered his face with the back of his hand.

After a long time, I could vaguely hear the low "um" sound from the person below me.

In recent days, there has been a big news circulating in the demon world. The golden bachelor in the demon world is getting married!

Even though Yan Shu said that he wanted Xiao Ming to marry him that day, he prepared Xiao Ming with a phoenix crown and Xiapei.

At night, Yan Shu turned over from Xiao Ming's body and pecked Xiao Ming's lips sideways.

Xiao Ming was a little dissatisfied and complained, "Obviously I married you, why did I wear women's clothes that day..."

"I, I'm also a man..." Xiao Ming puffed up his cheeks.

Yan Shu looked down at the little sausage under Xiao Ming. The little sausage seemed to have shrunk a bit after spit out bubbles.

Yan Shu opened his mouth, unable to bear to say anything.

"Then prepare two sets of groom's clothes."

Xiao Ming was wrapped in the man's arms, and he gave a soft "hmm".

That is to say, but everyone has a tacit understanding that Xiao Ming is the bride.

On the day of the wedding, the man was wearing a black top and a red bottom. The ink-like blue silk was gently tied up with a red ribbon. He stood in front of the hall and looked at Xiao Ming with a smile. His appearance was very moving.

Xiao Ming blushed, lowered his head, and tightly pinched the lower hem of the crimson dress inlaid with gold threads, and the jade pendant around his waist could not feel the ringing.

"A salute to the high hall—"

With the sound of the praise officer's voice, 360 is going to come out to steal the show.

——It is detected that the current atmosphere is good, ask the host to complete the daily tasks, read the jokes on the task panel aloud, and obtain the target smile value.

Xiao Ming bowed halfway: 6!Didn't see I was getting married! !

360: I see, happy wedding, okay?

Xiao Ming's protest did not play a blinding role. After he bent down, he never straightened up again.

The guests watching the ceremony looked at the bride who suddenly laughed and fell to the ground in the middle of the worship. The bride even shamelessly grabbed the groom's thigh and laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

In the whole Hitter, Xiao Ming's "Hahahahahaha, I go ... Hahahahahahahaha, I go to you hahahahahahaha, hahaha, I go to your uncle's 360 hahahahahahahahaha.. …”

360, who ruined the wedding of the spicy chicken host, crossed his legs and accepted the smile value of his host very contentedly.

The ceremonial officer stood aside stupidly, not knowing whether to continue the wedding ceremony or wait for the bride to finish laughing.

Yan Shu's eyes were full of pampering, he didn't care about it at all, he hugged Xiao Ming who was tightly hugging his thighs, and without waiting for the gift to be completed, he hurriedly said "sent to the bridal chamber" and strode into the wedding room .

This is really a bohemian and very short marriage, the demons present said with emotion.

Soon, the news that the lord's wife is a coquettish woman gradually spread throughout the demon world.

In the wedding room, the man was pressing on Xiao Ming, exhaling into Xiao Ming's ear while moving, "Your husband is really amazing."

Xiao Ming gripped the man's shoulders tightly, unable to speak.

Xiao Ming felt that he was cheated, no one would marry such a talented lady, and would push himself down all day long to have sex.

Although the man called him "husband", the fact is not like that at all, Xiao Ming was angry.

360: This is called nameless.

Just about to reach the top, Xiao Ming suddenly fainted when he heard the sound of 360.

360: Sigh, as a husband, I haven't fulfilled any of my husband's obligations.

The man on his body didn't know why Xiao Ming suddenly became wilted, and he worked even harder.

Late at night, the man beside him had already fallen asleep. Xiao Ming, nestled in the man's arms, recalled what happened at today's wedding, and felt that he was really ashamed.

The culprit, 360, seems not guilty at all: hee hee.

Xiao Ming was so angry that his stomach twisted into a ball: 360!Can't you let me have a good obeisance!

360: Ming, is this interesting to you?

360 words are sincere and earnest: I know that I was the one who got hurt in the end, why do I have to ask the end?

Xiao Ming's eyes were red with anger, and he tossed and turned, unable to sleep.

360 up knife: Don't forget that you have to return to reality.

Xiao Ming couldn't sleep anymore.

A few days later, Qin Se of the Demon Realm and Ming's model husband were enjoying flowers in the backyard together. During this time, the man was called away by Elder Baixu because of something important, and Xiao Ming was left alone to enjoy pastries under the cherry tree. Unwillingly, he raised his arms, hoping to attract Xiao Ming's attention.

It's a pity that on the stone table, there are emerald green lotus leaf soup, sweet and greasy almond bergamot, fragrant and soft jujube muffin, and a plate of crystal clear and plump milky white grapes. Children should be more beautiful.

Xiao Ming was twirling a piece of lotus leaf soup that fluttered in his short hands, when hurried footsteps sounded behind him.

Just as Xiao Ming was about to turn his head, someone grabbed his arm tightly, "Master, follow me quickly."

"Small, little fox?" Xiao Ming asked uncertainly after seeing the person's blue eyes clearly.

"Master recognized me?" Joy flashed across the little fox's face, he pulled Xiao Ming's wrist, suddenly changed his face, and said anxiously, "Master don't want to marry him, he, he has been lying all this time. you."

Xiao Ming was puzzled.

Seeing that Xiao Ming didn't believe it, the little fox became even more anxious, "Otherwise the master thinks, why would he marry you?"

"I married him." Xiao Ming corrected him foolishly.

"Master, listen to me." Seeing that Xiao Ming missed the point, the little fox breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "There has always been a legend in the demon world that one day a person will descend from the sky. , it can also be transformed into a female body, and when transformed into a female, it can be eaten into the stomach..."

The little fox paused for a moment, "...The skill has greatly increased, immortality, immortality."

A few words fell down and hit Xiao Ming's heart, Xiao Ming withdrew his hand: "You, you lied."

"Then the master thinks, why did the majestic lord of the demon world fall in love with you, a little Taoist priest, in just a few days?"

Xiao Ming didn't speak.

"If he is frank, why doesn't he let you come to meet me in the dungeon?"

"It's not because I'm afraid that Master, you will know the truth."

"Who knows what happened to him that day, was it a long-planned and well-planned scam?"

"Master you..."

"What about you?" Xiao Ming lowered his eyes and asked in a low voice.

"I..." The little fox was at a loss for words.

"Are you too?" Xiao Ming looked into the little fox's eyes.

The little fox seemed a little ashamed, turned his eyes away, and hurriedly assured, "I will protect you in the future."

Xiao Ming didn't speak.

"You dead monster! Don't lie here to deceive people!" Elder Baibeard held the crutch in his hand, and angrily knocked on the ground several times.

The two turned their heads, and there were several people standing behind them, and they didn't know how long they had been listening there.

The man standing in the middle looked normal, no sorrow or joy could be seen.

The little fox stepped forward to block Xiao Ming, and opened his hands to protect Xiao Ming, "I won't let you succeed."

The man looked over the little fox's shoulder and looked at Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming moved his lips, and a mosquito-like voice came, "Why...don't you tell me?"

Yan Shu sighed, he really lied to Xiao Ming.

He was worried that Xiao Ming would think too much when he found out.

Greatly increased skill, immortality, these are not what he wants.

Yan Shu took a step forward, and the breeze blew, causing the hem of the man's clothes to flutter slightly.

"Husband, don't you believe me?" The man stretched out his hand to Xiao Ming, with a little sadness in his eyes.

Men are so cunning!When Xiao Ming came to his senses, he had already put his hand in the man's warm palm.

Yan Shu used force to pull Xiao Ming closer to him, and gently stroked the pink lips of the person in front of him with his fingers.

All he wanted was this one person.

For hundreds of years, he has been alone and silently facing the little wooden figures all over the wall. The little people may frown or smile, but what are they worrying about and what are they enjoying?

Could half of this kind of joy belong to him?

In the secret room, day and night cannot be distinguished.

But his life, so why not?

The author has something to say: Today is really long enough, fairies!

Lao Jiu has broken ah, and is currently receiving first aid.

This world will end tomorrow, Lao Jiu is not only short, but also very fast, alas.

But why did I only write four worlds after two months of opening the pit, Lao Jiu:? ? ? ?

Uh, tomorrow, probably, is sweet?

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