You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

On the second day, Xiao Ming was woken up by a beating.

Xiao Ming, who was soundly asleep, felt something slapping his face coldly. Xiao Ming pushed it away in a daze, as if he was extremely angry. Waking up with a start, her face was in burning pain.

Xiao Ming sat up, and saw his little fox staring at his big blue eyes, which were full of anger.

"You! You villain! You...you..." The little fox was so out of breath that he couldn't speak.

The little fox blew his beard and stared at his eyes. The appearance of blowing fur was very cute. Xiao Ming's heart softened, and he hugged the little fox in his arms and smoothed his fur.

The hair on his hands is soft and smooth, Xiao Ming couldn't put it down.

Xiao Ming Summons 360: 6, please tell me about the transformation technique again, my son doesn't believe me!

360: Hey, please.

Xiao Ming: ...Please!

360: Please, I won't tell you, hee hee.

Xiao Ming: ...Do you still want to do the task? 6!

360: Oh, let me tell you, this little fox is not the target at all.

Xiao Ming doesn't believe that 360 is a liar. Yesterday the little fox bit his shoulder and it still hurts. The strength and position are perfect for his son.

Xiao Ming was very persistent, and 360 was very helpless.

360: Don't regret it, spicy chicken.

Xiao Ming is confident that he will not regret it.

360, who had already given up on the host, repeated the legendary transformation technique, and Xiao Ming became a beautiful young lady again.

However, the young lady has a big chirp.

The little fox tried his best, and as soon as he broke free from Xiao Ming's arms, his hair was all messed up, Xiao Ming moved his face closer.

"How about it, little fox, it's me."

The little fox blinked his eyes, and then a layer of water flooded up, and threw himself into Xiao Ming's arms, twitching, "Master, master, I'm so worried... are you okay? "

Xiao Ming pulled the little fox out of his arms, and held it in front of his eyes, nose to nose with each fox, very intimate.

"Look clearly, I am that Taoist priest!"

"Master, did that stinky Taoist priest do anything to you?"

Xiao Ming did not give up, "I am that Taoist priest!"

The little fox burst into tears, "Master, fortunately you are fine, otherwise, I, I will definitely kill that stinky Taoist priest to avenge you!"

Xiao Ming shivered, "But, I am that Taoist priest."

The little fox seems to be temporarily deaf.

Xiao Ming was cruel, put the little fox on the quilt, and with both hands, he took off his shirt, "Look, I'm not a young lady, I don't have breasts."

The little fox "sighed", its tail stood up, and stammered, "Master, master, master..."

Xiao Ming grabbed the short front leg of the little fox and pressed it against his own airport, "Touch it, is it flat?"

360 always feels that since the last world, the scale of its own host seems to have increased a lot.

The little fox went from being shy at the beginning to being confused later, and then pressed Xiao Ming down in a fit of excitement, with four paws stomping on Xiao Ming's chest.

When the little fox on his body subsided, Xiao Ming saw the little fox looking at him sadly, "Woo, woo, master, you are so pitiful..."

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

"Oh, I will go to the mountains to pick more papayas in the future, and make soup for the master to make up for it." The very sympathetic little fox began to show his loyalty.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming gritted his teeth and took off his skirt.

The little fox screamed.

Xiao Ming quickly covered the little fox's mouth, "How about it, I said I'm not a young lady, I'm a Daoist Taoist!"

360: Do you want to be shameless?

The little fox showed a frightened expression, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!" I really wanted to say something.

Xiao Ming slowly let go of the hand covering the little fox.

The little fox was a little twitchy, "That, that, your...it's stuck to my belly."

Xiao Ming didn't hear clearly, "What?"

The little fox was ashamed and angry, and all the hairs on his body stood on end, "You, your, your chirp is stuck to my belly!"

Xiao Ming felt that this was more embarrassing than farting last night.

So Xiao Ming decided to pretend not to know, "Oh, you said you were hungry, then I'll get you something to eat."

As he spoke, he put the little fox back on the quilt calmly, and then stretched out his hand to pull up the skirt. The whole process was done in one go, without any muddle.

The little fox didn't say much either.

Xiao Ming put on his clothes and was about to leave the room. He seemed to have remembered something, then turned back to the bed, squatted down and looked at the little fox seriously.

The little fox turned his head away.

Xiao Ming put his hand on the little fox's head and turned it back.

"You said you would follow me, but you can't go back on your word."

"That can't be counted, yes, you lied to me first!" The little fox was angry.

"But I never said I was a young lady."

The little fox blushed and was speechless.

Xiao Ming happily went out to get some food.

360: Ming, have you forgotten that your outfit is not suitable for appearing in the monk temple?

Xiao Ming lowered his head, his bare arms and thighs were dazzling white.

Xiao Ming went back to the room in desperation to play with the little fox.

When Xiao Ming finally turned back into a man, the little fox finally accepted the reality with tears in his eyes. Both the fox and the man were so hungry that their faces turned thin and their muscles turned yellow.

According to the memory of the original owner, Xiao Ming found the kitchen, reached out and grabbed two steamed buns, and bit one in his mouth. Since there was no place to take it, Xiao Ming stuffed two more steamed buns into his arms.

As soon as he turned around, he saw the little bald man from last night standing behind him with a gloomy expression.

Xiao Ming was taken aback, and the bald head was surprised, "It's Senior Brother Wu Neng, I thought it was the Steamed Bun Thief again."

The little bald head looked down, stared at Xiao Ming's chest, and said thoughtfully, "No wonder you couldn't squeeze in last night, so it's because you got fat..."

Xiao Ming covered his chest with both hands, biting the steamed bun, unable to speak, "Oh (flow) oh (hooligan)!"

The little bald head walked around Xiao Ming, grabbed a steamed bun and bit it while saying, "Oh yes, the abbot seems to be looking for you."

What can the abbot do for him?

After Xiao Ming sent the steamed buns to the little fox, he slowly walked into the host room.

The abbot blushed, and when he spoke, the ending sound was so long, "Wu Neng~~ Recently, the temple has been eating steamed buns for a week~~"

The abbot was very down-to-earth, Xiao Ming didn't know why, so he stood there and waited for the abbot's next words.

"Wu Neng~~ The apprentices in the temple are very unhappy~~ The poor monk is also very desperate~~"

"Wu Neng~~Why don't you speak~~?"

Xiao Ming didn't know what to say, what could he and the abbot have in common?

Discuss how to improve the food in the temple?Talk about raising a son?Or pick up the gossip in the temple?

Xiao Ming gave up.

"Wu Neng~~It's like this~~Recently, the people at the foot of the mountain are very dissatisfied with the black bear essence, saying that it is too dark and they don't like it very much. "The abbot suddenly sped up his speech, crackling and talking fast, and finally showed off his cuteness by the way.

Xiao Ming: ...

#So old and cute, smelly shameless#

#No wonder the original owner’s ability to kill monsters is so amazing#

"Give me two catties of pork when you come back~ I'm so hungry~"

No wonder the abbot blushed.

Xiao Ming had no choice but to take the little fox out, pretending to collect the demon.

The little fox wondered, "Where are we going?"

Xiao Ming doesn't know how to answer, he doesn't know how to accept monsters at all, he can only transform into a young lady, and today's opportunity has been used up.

He took the little fox out just to escape the abbot's obscene eyes.

Xiao Ming looked into the distance with melancholy on his face, "The world is so big, I want to see it."

The little fox turned around and left, "Oh, then I'll go back first."

Xiao Ming quickly grabbed the little fox's tail, crying sadly, "Can't we go for a walk, you're going to gain weight like this, and if you gain weight, no female fox will like you."

The little fox reluctantly followed Xiao Ming down the mountain.

The little fox who returned to nature let go of himself in a short while, running east and west, and ran in front of Xiao Ming all at once.

The sun shines heavily through the shadows of the trees, the golden threads are entwined on the treetops, swinging leisurely, and the gold-plated leaves shake their heads happily.

Xiao Ming couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth from behind.

After the little fox ran around, he came back with a purple fruit in his mouth.

"Here, here it is for you." The little fox threw the fruit into Xiao Ming's arms, "I tried it, and it's delicious..." After finishing speaking, he blushed and ran away.

Xiao Ming wiped the round fruit with his sleeve, and opened his mouth to bite.

With a sound of "boom", the little fox who had run halfway fell down, lying on the ground and twitching.

Xiao Ming was in a hurry, before the fruit in his hand rolled to the ground, he rushed to the little fox with big strides.

Xiao Ming held the little fox in his arms. The little fox stretched out its limbs and spit purple foam from its mouth.

Xiao Ming felt that his heart was tightly pinched by a big hand, and he was about to lose his breath: 6!quick! !What's wrong with my son! ! !

360 said leisurely: It's okay, I can't die.

Xiao Ming's heart was half relieved, but he was still anxious: Then what's wrong!

The little fox in his arms finally stopped twitching, and then a white light flashed. When Xiao Ming opened his eyes again, the white fox in his arms had turned into a boy in white, lying in his arms.

The young man has bright eyes and is as handsome as a distant mountain.

Maybe because he is a white fox in this world, the boy is as white as snow, with a halo effect all over his body.

Xiao Ming was excited: This, isn't this my son!

360 was surprised, and murmured: Hey... there's no reason... last night...

Xiao Ming clenched the slender hand of the person in his arms, and rubbed it gently in the palm of his hand.

very nice.

I found you again.

The author has something to say: Monday, are the fairies happy!

Tomorrow it will be thicker and longer, and it will definitely satisfy the wishes (desires) of all the fairies hehehe

Well, about two or three centimeters long.