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Thinking that this little fox might be Yan Shu, Xiao Ming couldn't bear it anymore.

Xiao Ming squatted down, first wiped the little fox's muddy paws with his sleeves, then picked up the little fox and started on the road.

The little fox swayed in Xiao Ming's arms, its small claws tightly grasped Xiao Ming's skirt, and the fluffy fox tail was still powdery.

Xiao Ming thinks that he can start with the name. After all, in the first three worlds, not only his son's appearance has not changed, but his name is also exactly the same.

So Xiao Ming asked, "Little Fox, what's your name?"

The little fox rubbed its fluffy face against Xiao Ming's neck, and said softly, "I don't know."

Xiao Ming shrank his neck and asked in surprise, "Don't you know what it's called?"

The little fox replied obediently, with a low voice, "No, father and mother, no, name."

Xiao Ming felt distressed, and just about to name the little fox, 360 quickly came out and interrupted: "Stupid pig, use your pig brains, if he is not the target, what if the real target comes out."

Xiao Ming scratched his head, how did 360 know that he wanted to name the little fox Yan Shu?

Well, Xiao Ming pinches the little fox's ears, but what if the little fox is his son?

"Then, when you grow up, I'll give you a name." Xiao Ming thought of a more cautious method.

The little fox rested his head on Xiao Ming's arm and swung his tail in Xiao Ming's arms. He felt that today was a really happy day.

"Then, master, what is your name?"

Xiao Ming "...uh", he didn't know what the original owner's name was.

360 hasn't had time to give him the plot and the memory of the original owner yet.

In order not to be exposed, Xiao Ming had no choice but to say mysteriously, "I'll tell you when you grow up."

The little fox really hopes that he can grow up overnight and become a big fox with a "bang". In this way, he can not only have his own name, but also know the name of his master.

While leaning on the pillow, the little fox suddenly felt that the master's arm had become a little harder.

The little fox raised his head in doubt, and the shadow cast down, covering the little fox in blackness.

Little Fox: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh———"

Seeing the frightened look on the little fox's face, Xiao Ming wondered, "What's wrong?"

As soon as the words came out, Xiao Ming felt that his voice became very manly.

Xiao Ming raised a hand to look at his attire, and after turning around in a circle, Xiao Ming was delighted, "Hahahahaha, I, Hu Hansan, are back again!"

With tears in his eyes, the little fox bit Xiao Ming's shoulder.

Xiao Ming was not happy for a long time and cried again.

Although the little fox was trembling with fear, he still pretended to be calm, and asked with widened Shuishui's eyes, "You, you villain, where have you taken my master!"

Xiao Ming moved his face closer with tears in his eyes, "It's me, little fox, and I'm your master!"

"You, you shameless person," the little fox stretched out his mouth angrily and bit Xiao Ming's other shoulder.

Xiao Ming shed tears of a man: 6, I am now very sure that the little fox is my son.

360: Take it easy.

Xiao Ming felt aggrieved, "It's really me, you should take a closer look."

The little fox stuck its nose to Xiao Ming's face, looked at it carefully for a while, and his eyes became like cross-eyed foxes.

"How, have you seen it?" Xiao Ming asked expectantly.

The little fox jumped out of Xiao Ming's arms unexpectedly, arching his back as if to run.

Seeing that the little fox was about to run away, Xiao Ming panicked and jumped forward, pinning the little fox under him.

"Ah, actually, um, just now your master... um, yes! She was captured by a pig demon, why don't I go rescue her with you?"

360: I believe you are a ghost.

The little fox under him poked out a fluffy little head and looked at Xiao Ming suspiciously.

"Look, I'm still a Taoist leader, I'm great at collecting demons."

The little fox nodded reluctantly.

Xiao Ming heaved a sigh of relief, stood up and patted the ashes off his body.

The little fox jumped up at this moment, "I don't believe it! Return my master to me!"

Xiao Ming was at a loss, he decided to use a unique trick: 6, let's say the transformation technique again.

360: Once a day, no waiting after expiration.

Xiao Ming's heart aches, his life has no hope.

Xiao Ming, who had lost hope, didn't want to babble any more, so he flew forward and threw himself hard. This time, he knocked the little fox out very simply and roughly.

It would be the easiest way to get knocked unconscious, Xiao Ming bent down and patted the mud on his trouser legs.

Xiao Ming: Really, the image of the Taoist priest is gone.

This night, Xiao Ming carried the little fox up the mountain, laughing from time to time along the way.

Laughter floated to and fro in the empty woods.

All the beasts in the mountain hid in fear.

The little lion cried: Look!Poor little fox!This prostitute laughs so horribly, woo woo woo!

The little black bear was worried, and touched his bear face: I didn't expect there to be such a fox picker in the mountains, he wouldn't covet this bear's beauty, would he...

The little lion and the little black bear hurried home to find their mother.

Back on the mountain, it was already midnight, Xiao Ming knocked on the temple door, the muffled sound of "dong dong dong" was particularly eerie in the empty night.

Xiao Ming felt goosebumps all over his body when the wind blew, and suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate, "Quick, open the door!"

After a long time, a voice came out in a daze, "... who is it?"

The sound rang for a long time, and some rustling sounds came from the other end of the door, and then there was a "creak", and the heavy temple door opened a small crack from the inside, and a naked head squeezed out.

Xiao Ming was almost blinded by the flash.

This bald head is so bright in the dark, but it's still good in the daytime?

Xiao Ming couldn't help but think about the scene where the bald heads gathered in the whole temple during the day, and felt that he could emit a super big light wave to shoot down the sun.

The moon rushes out: what is coming to me!shoot me shoot me!

The stars were terrified, and all of a sudden they hid behind the black sky.

Xiao Ming: 6, do you sell sunglasses?

360: I have sunglasses, do you have points?

Xiao Ming is upset: If you didn't cheat me of 5 points in the last world, I would have it!

360: Yes, hehe.

Xiao Ming's anger suddenly sank.

While Xiao Ming was in a daze, the little bald man saw clearly the people outside the door with the light reflected from his head.

"Senior Brother Wu Neng, it's you, hey, who did I think, why didn't you speak?"

Xiao Ming came back to his senses and his expression changed.

Xiao Ming: Wu Neng?Isn't this Zhu Bajie's dharma name?

360: Yes, what a coincidence.

Xiao Ming said vaguely, "Oh, well, I'm too sleepy today."

"Come in quickly," the little bald head forcefully pulled back his head stuck in the crack of the door, then dragged the temple door to open a slightly larger gap, and let Xiao Ming squeeze in sideways.

Xiao Ming felt that the seam was too small, and his stomach was stuck in the middle, Xiao Ming said urgently, "You should open it wider!"

"Hey, brother, why have you gained so much weight recently?" the little bald man said to himself.

Relying on others is worse than relying on oneself, so Xiao Ming raised his buttocks and arched the door forcefully, trying to make the gap in the door wider.

With a "poof", Xiao Ming farted.

Xiao Ming felt a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry buddy, I didn't expect this door to be so heavy..."

Xiao Ming's stinky fart inspired the prehistoric power of the little bald head, and the temple gate opened wide enough for Xiao Ming to pass through.

Feeling ashamed, Xiao Ming decided to help the little bald head close the temple door together. Maybe it was because the mountain wind was too strong at night. Xiao Ming was filled with wind all the way, and when he tried hard, he started to leak air.

The little bald head showed a slightly disgusted expression, "Well, I'd better do it myself."

Xiao Ming stood aside with a blushing face.

After the little bald head finally closed the clumsy temple door with all his strength, Xiao Ming leaned over with a shy face, "Well, brother, it's too dark at night and I can't see the way clearly, you take me How about going to the room?"

The little bald head originally wanted to refuse, but the person in front of him was the most important person in the temple, so he had to hug his thighs tightly.

Back in the room, Xiao Ming clicked his tongue, the original owner actually occupied a room by himself, hmph, what kind of hierarchy does the monk have?

Not forgetting the little fox on his shoulders, Xiao Ming lightly put the little fox on the bed, pulled up the quilt to cover it well, then took off his shoes and let himself lie on the bed in a big shape.

Xiao Ming: 6, I'm ready, let's post the plot.

360 seems to want to say something: Actually... well, are you ready?

Just as Xiao Ming was about to answer, 360 turned on the powerful vacuum cleaner, sucking this and that in Xiao Ming's mind.

Xiao Ming shed a tear.

360: Well, take a good look at it, hehe.

The corners of Xiao Ming's eyes twitched, guessing that nothing good would happen.

However, what he didn't expect was that the plot of this world was a history of fighting monsters in which a young monk and a demon Taoist also had no substantive content at all.

In addition to knowing that the original owner's Dharma name is Wu Neng.

Xiao Ming: Hehe, I can know this without watching the plot.

360: Young people, you should suffer more, you should.

Xiao Ming was exhausted, turned over, and silently stared at the little fox's fox face.

This is really a beautiful fox.

The fur is pure white and smooth, and you can tell it's a fox just by touching it.

Xiao Ming: Well, you can tell who my son is just by looking at his appearance.

Xiao Ming reached out and tapped the tip of the little fox's nose.

Is this world all formed by your resentment?

"Don't be sad, look, haven't I come to accompany you again?"

As he spoke, he poked the little fox's forehead again, "You, you, you haven't stopped all day long."

The voice suddenly became low, "You...do you like that Gu Yi so much?"

"What's so good about him, he's ugly, and Jiji is very small..." The mumbling voice gradually died down, Xiao Ming closed his eyes, and gradually fell into a deep sleep.

Late at night, the little fox beside him suddenly turned into a boy in white clothes, and a gleam of light flashed from the round fox's eyes.

The young man glanced at Xiao Ming playfully, then closed his eyes, and put his almost transparent white hand on Xiao Ming's forehead, muttering something in his mouth, and the place where the hand and forehead joined was shining brightly.

"Oh, so that's how it is." After retracting his hand, the boy curled his lips.

"It's fun now."

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