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360 came out to remind Xiao Ming: Ming, there must be some kind of conspiracy here.

Xiao Ming chuckled: 6, my son is still so handsome.

360: To be honest, this world is very strange.

Xiao Ming was dumbfounded staring at his son's flourishing beauty.

360: ...spicy chicken.

Xiao Ming is not happy: Then tell me, why is he not my son?

360 can't tell why. Could it be that the light was too bad that night, and it saw it wrong?

The person in his arms groaned, and slowly opened his closed eyes, Xiao Ming was very happy.

The boy sat up and held his head, "I...what's wrong with me?"

Xiao Ming didn't understand either, so he told the young man the whole story.

Probably something is wrong with the purple fruit.

The boy didn't seem to have reacted yet, and sat on the spot staring at his hand in a daze.

As the sky began to darken, Xiao Ming tugged on the boy's sleeve, "Let's go back."

Xiao Ming got up and stood up, the boy grabbed Xiao Ming's hand.

When Xiao Ming turned his head, he could only see the top of the boy's dark head.

"Name." An emotional voice sounded.

"Ok?"

The young man raised his head, his blue eyes were clear and light, "You said, when I grow up, you will name me."

Xiao Ming squatted down again, and looked at the boy.

"Yan Shu."

The boy's eyes lit up.

"Your name is Yan Shu."

However, the boy was not satisfied, "What about you?"

"what's your name?"

——My name is Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming opened his mouth, then closed it weakly.

Xiao Ming looked away, "I, my name is Wu Neng."

Fortunately, Yan Shu didn't find anything wrong, Xiao Ming concealed his emotions, stood up and left.

After walking a few steps, I realized that Yan Shu was not following up.

Xiao Ming turned around and looked at the boy in confusion.

Yan Shu turned into a big apple, blushing and shy, not daring to look at Xiao Ming, "No, I won't go."

Only then did Xiao Ming realize that the little fox has just turned into a human and doesn't know how to use his legs yet.

In the last world, I saw the cold Yan Shu a lot, and it was rare to see him blushing again. Xiao Ming suppressed his smile, squatted in front of the boy, and motioned to him to get on his back, "Come on."

The boy felt ashamed, stood still, and whispered, "You, you taught me to walk."

Xiao Ming sighed, it was already the fourth world, and he was going to become a dad again.

Xiao Ming put the boy's arm on his shoulder, supported the boy's waist with one hand, and commanded, "Come on, take your left foot now."

The boy raised his left foot, but he failed to adjust his center of gravity and became unstable, and he fell down with Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming was pressed under the boy's body, and the boy's curly eyelashes swept across his neck.

At the end of the toss, the boy was carried back by Xiao Ming.

They just fell a dozen or twenty times so casually. Every time the boy fell down as soon as he raised his left leg, and every time he pressed Xiao Ming so precisely.

The boy pretended to be casually explaining on Xiao Ming's back, "Today, yes, it's too dark for me to see clearly."

Xiao Ming nodded perfunctorily, "Okay, okay."

The young man vowed, "Tomorrow, I, I will definitely show you!"

Xiao Ming nodded, expressing that he knew, and gave the young man a certain degree of affirmation and support.

Only then was the boy satisfied, and obediently lay on Xiao Ming's back without saying a word.

In this world, his own son is still very cute, Xiao Ming is happy.

That night, Xiao Ming was called over by the unhappy abbot who didn't eat meat, and expressed his disappointment heartbroken.

Xiao Ming went back with a sad face.

After returning to the house, Xiao Ming was even more distressed.

Now that the little fox has turned into a human being, the question arises, how should this bed be allocated?

360: Ming, you've had sex in the last world, why are you still so innocent?

360 refused to give up: it was like watching the love of the hawthorn tree.

Xiao Ming, the pure and innocent heroine of Hawthorn Tree Love, tried to discuss with Yan Shuda, "Why don't we take turns using the beds?"

360 thought Xiao Ming was talking about two people coming in turns, one person sleeping on one bed for one day

Xiao Ming: "I mean, I sleep in bed at night, and you sleep in bed during the day, what do you think?"

360: ...I'm still too young.

Yan Shu didn't choose either, and pulled the struggling Xiao Ming into his arms, and they both lay down on the bed.

Xiao Ming was lying in the boy's arms, still struggling for death, "How about you turn into a fox...?"

Yan Shu pulled the quilt to cover the two tightly, then waved his hand, the oil lamp in the room struggled and shook twice, and then went out.

In the darkness, the boy's body temperature pressed against his skin, Xiao Ming felt uncomfortable.

Yan Shu stretched out his hand and wrapped it around Xiao Ming's restless hand, "It's time to sleep."

The warmth came continuously from the back of his hand, running and jumping into Xiao Ming's heart.

Xiao Ming slowed down his breathing, and unconsciously relaxed his clenched hand, so that the young man's palm could stick closer to the back of his hand.

The sound of wolves howling could be heard far outside the window, and the wind was getting tighter. In the room were two people shaking hands and sleeping soundly.

In the early morning of the second day, Xiao Ming was woken up again by Yan Shu.

The boy sat with his back to him, unable to see his expression clearly, "Get up, teach, teach me to walk."

Xiao Ming yawned and turned over, "I'll sleep again."

The young man was dissatisfied and threw himself on Xiao Ming, crushing Xiao Ming to death.

Xiao Ming surrendered.

Waking up early in the morning, the boy is very serious about learning to walk, and is also very serious about falling down.

Xiao Ming's back hurt from the fall, and he felt that maybe his position was wrong, and that was why he was pressed down by the boy every time.

So Xiao Ming went around to Yan Shu's left, and encouraged, "Come on, try again."

This time Yan Shu didn't lift his foot, he leaned to the left and threw Xiao Ming down.

Xiao Ming also saw that something was wrong now, "You, you did it on purpose!"

The boy buried his face in Xiao Ming's shoulder, his face was hot.

After learning to walk, Yan Shu never stopped.

After going out for an afternoon, Xiao Ming brought back a lot of spoils when he came back.

Not only are there crispy and raw Chinese cabbage, but the boy is also carrying a screaming pig on his shoulders, kicking four little fat legs.

Xiao Ming, who was about to cry after eating steamed buns, was pleasantly surprised, "Where did all this come from?"

Yan Shu scratched his neck, "There are many more in the back yard, and the pigs were also caught there."

Xiao Ming said happily, "Then take me with you next time. Let's take a bigger basket so we can pick more."

That night, a mournful howl came from the backyard.

The abbot of the temple bit his fist hard, held back his sobs, and let out a moan from the corner of his mouth. The Chinese cabbage he had worked so hard to raise for so long was actually stolen!

It's okay to steal vegetables, why steal his pigs!

He secretly raised it for so many years, and finally grew some meat, and he was not willing to eat it. After coveting it for so long, it disappeared without even touching a hair!

He obviously hid it very well!How could I not see you!

The abbot didn't dare to speak out because of his suffering, so he could only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

Teeth are also tastier than steamed buns, the abbot can only comfort himself by crying.

On the contrary, Xiao Ming and Yan Shu, who opened a small stove tonight and had extra meals, were very satisfied, and went to bed patted their swollen bellies.

The next morning, the abbot summoned Xiao Ming urgently, expressing his concern that the food in the temple needed to be improved, especially now that there was one more person in Xiao Ming's room, and the burden on the temple increased.

When Xiao Ming returned to the room, he was very worried when he thought that the abbot would ask him to fight monsters to earn extra money. He collapsed on the bed and sighed, unwilling to get up.

After Yan Shu asked what was going on, there was no one in sight all morning.

When opening lunch, Xiao Ming was surprised to find that everyone was very enthusiastic about eating steamed buns today, and one or two rushed to stuff them into their mouths.

Xiao Ming tugged at the corner of Yan Shu's clothes, and asked secretly, "Everyone is so strange today, are you bewitched?"

Yan Shu winked at Xiao Ming, "I cast an illusion on them."

Xiao Ming was curious, "What illusion?"

A cunning flashed in the boy's eyes, "Let them think that the steamed buns are an illusion of pork."

Xiao Ming chewed the dry mantou in his mouth, and begged, "Why don't you give me one too? I don't ask too much, just change the mantou into abalone."

Yan Shu moved closer to Xiao Ming's ear, and even blew, "Show me your transformation into a young lady, and I will transform it for you."

Xiao Ming didn't say a word, and obediently ate the steamed buns.

That night, the people in the temple were summoned by the abbot.

It was rare for the abbot to be serious, "Oh, the world has not been peaceful these days."

Xiao Ming found it strange, but he didn't expect the abbot to speak like an eminent monk.

"Monsters are everywhere now, and the people are struggling to live! Today the leader of the martial arts came to our temple to discuss with me the matter of recruiting brave men to go to the demon world to conquer monsters. Although our temple's power is small, we must do our part for the people of the world!"

The abbot's words aroused everyone's passion.

The abbot raised his hand and suppressed the restless crowd, "Children, although we are all monks, but monks have the dignity of monks, we can't let the steamed buns insult us anymore! The leader of the martial arts said, this is done, 500 taels of silver will be given to each brave man! Everyone is eager to sign up!"

Xiao Ming: ...

360: ...

Xiao Ming, who knows nothing but transforming into a young lady, was planning to sneak away when the abbot said with a smile on his face, "This time, I plan to let your brother Wu Neng lead the team."

A lot of envious eyes came over, Xiao Ming lowered his head.

Xiao Ming is really suffering.

Xiao Ming went back to pack the package, planning to fool Yan Shu to go with him, after all, he is still a magician, so he can protect himself at critical moments.

So on the second day, Xiao Mingyan Shu and a group of monks gathered with many warriors of the Wulin League at the intersection at the foot of the mountain.

A beautiful teacher waved the dust whisk in his hand, a hole was opened in the void, the inside was dark, and a cold air was coming out.

The teacher stood aside, cupped her hands and said, "This is the entrance to the demon world, everyone, please."

Xiao Ming stood in front of the line very unhappily, and dragged Yan Shu in with shaking legs.

Just as the two entered, the opening behind them closed.

Xiao Ming:! ! ! !

Feeling that he might be tricked, Xiao Ming cried and fell to the ground, "Help!"

The little teacher outside lowered his head and wiped his tears, and said shamelessly: "Cough, that, the poor nun is not good at Taoism, I didn't expect the entrance to be closed so quickly."

The entrance to the demon world can only be opened once a year, but after comforting the cute little empress dowager, everyone went home to wash and sleep, completely forgetting about the two locked inside.

In the darkness, Yan Shu covered Xiao Ming's mouth, "Hush, keep your voice down."

However, it was already too late, purple fireflies suddenly appeared around He Youyou, and an excited voice sounded, "Ha, someone came to die again."

The face of the visitor was reflected by the firefly, Xiao Ming was excited, isn't it Xiao Hei!

Acquaintance!

Xiao Ming stepped forward and held Xiao Hei's hand, tears welling up in his eyes, "Big brother, hurry up, save us out!"

Zuo Hufa Song Li took a closer look at Xiao Ming's face, showing a puzzled expression, "Eh...you..."

Another cold voice sounded, "What nonsense, it's almost settled."

Song Li blushed when he heard the voice, "Right, right, right, right, right protector..."

Why did I stutter when I met the right protector? Song Li was very annoyed with a mournful face.

The person who came showed his face. Under the dark firefly, the twisted knife wound on the left face was very frightening. There was a gap in the hideous wound, and the dark blood kept dripping, so the left face looked bloody and bloody. On the chin, it gradually condensed into a big drop, and then fell to the ground in a heavy way, splashing out blossoming blood lotuses.

Going obediently behind the visitor and standing still, Song Li pointed at Xiao Ming and stammered incoherently, "Right, right, right, right, right protector, you, you, this, this, this is not...a painting, on the portrait. …”

Before Song Li finished speaking, He Sheng, the right protector, walked up to Xiao Ming and looked at him carefully.

Song Li was so remorseful that he almost wanted to slap himself.

The right protector frowned, and said, "Then take it back."

Yan Shu walked out from Xiao Ming's side and protected Xiao Ming, "No one can take him away."

Seeing Yan Shu, He Sheng frowned, but Song Li, the left protector behind him, said "ah".

"Where did the counterfeit come from? He is so bold that he dares to pretend to be our lord."

The author has something to say: Hehehe, I really can't bear to part with the little black baby, so he appeared again!

In this world, Xiao Hei is a Gong Jun who stutters whenever he meets Tsing Yi Shou hahahahaha.

This chapter is thick and long enough, hehe, it’s almost 4000 words, do I love you all!

Ah, and Lao Jiu discovered a terrible thing.

Very, very scary.

I don't know why, but when I feel depressed recently, I especially want to write about Xiao Hei. Am I sick?

I wrote the side story of Xiaohei in the last world when I was in a good mood. I don’t understand why so many babies feel abused, so angry!

If you're in a bad mood this time, write it...probably, maybe, maybe...babies will find it sweet...(shuddering)