You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

As we all know, Xiao Ming is a three-good young man with positive outlooks.

She is twenty years old, unmarried, and has never even held a girl's hand.

The buddies in Xiao Ming's dormitory are all in a hurry!The Xiao Ming they slept with was so upright, how could he not have a girlfriend?

So a few people in the dormitory were so uproarious that Xiao Ming got into trouble.

The first girl is the daughter of the cousin of the second aunt who is the neighbor of Zhang Qing, the boss of the dormitory. I heard that she looks beautiful and is a high-achieving student. She also happens to be in S city.

The photo was sent, and a few buddies in the dormitory gathered together, looking at the photo and smacking their lips. Yes, everyone is very satisfied with the big eyes and small mouth.

So the brothers made an appointment for a restaurant for the two of them. I heard that the environment is very good and they can make things happen.

"I said Xiao Ming, you just go and meet her, the eldest girl looks really good-looking, and her eyes are so clear." The boss Zhang Qing said.

"That's right, Xiao Ming! We bring our family members with us every time we have a dinner together, and you are the only one who is alone. We feel sorry to see you!" Chen Bin also came over.

"Go, go! It's just that every time you get drunk and hug your daughter-in-law and lick it like a dog, I'm sorry why don't you share it with Xiao Ming?"

"Fuck you! Even if I am willing, Xiao Ming may not be willing, right Xiao Ming?"

"What you said is very reasonable. After all, you are the only one who can say what your daughter-in-law looks like." Lu Bai, who was watching the battle, silently joined the battle.

Your old friend Lu Bai gave you [-] crit points, please confirm if you are revived on the spot?

The dorm room war started again.

Amid all the chaos, Xiao Ming finally nodded.

So, the first time Xiao Ming met Yang Lixiao was in such a romantic restaurant.

Seeing Yang Fuxiao for the first time, Xiao Ming felt envious in his heart.

Alas, it's great to have such big eyes, it's hard to see the faces of passers-by.

"Miss Yang, have you been easily remembered since you were a child?"

"Yeah, how do you know? Although everyone doesn't say it, but I think... well, it's probably a natural beauty." Yang Lixiao lowered her head shyly, "So everyone just needs to look at me to remember me firmly." face, sometimes I just want to be an ordinary person, but such a simple wish will probably never come true.”

After speaking, he sighed, looking very sorry.

Xiao Ming also sighed, he has never seen such big eyes, it seems that everyone thinks so.

After chatting for a few words, the two of them unexpectedly hit it off, and the atmosphere immediately became harmonious.

"Do you usually have any hobbies?" Yang Fuxiao opened his eyes wide, and threw out the legendary topic that must be discussed on a blind date.

Xiao Ming was a little worried that her eyes would fall out if she opened them so wide.

If it fell, it would be as big as a ping-pong ball, Xiao Ming made a gesture in his mind.

To get rid of these strange thoughts, Xiao Ming coughed and answered honestly: "My hobbies are relatively ordinary. I usually read English novels and movies, but when it comes to my favorite, I...I especially like to listen to joke!"

"Really! Hahaha I saw a joke on Weibo today, it's so funny, let me tell you about it!"

At this time, Yang Fuxiao was still young, and he didn't know how to die when he worked.

Three or ten minutes later, Yang Fuxiao deeply realized what a profound state "I laugh at others and can't see through".

Yang Fuxiao: I may have told a real joke.

The incident between Xiao Ming and Yang Lixiao is so dirty.

Well, the elders in the dormitory understand that as long as Xiao Ming continues to maintain the lowest laughing point in the universe, this matter will never be accomplished.

next night.

Chen Bin, who was sleeping on the upper bunk, began to carry out the daily tasks given by his girlfriend, clicked on the article posted by his wife on the Internet, and began to frantically project deep-sea torpedoes to help his girlfriend.

Suddenly, "Recruitment of Smile Value Acquirers" popped up on the screen.

"What? Are you having a convulsion again?" Chen Bin scrolled down the webpage and saw a big "Remuneration 5", his eyes straightened.

"Hey, Xiao Ming, come and take a look. There's an advertisement here. What kind of staff are you recruiting? The salary is 5. Aren't you in a hurry to spend money recently? Don't hold four jobs a week anymore. You're tired. What has become of it?"

Xiao Ming: ...What do you mean by "what, what, what, what, what, what, what?"

Although the families of the few people in the dormitory cannot be said to be extremely rich, they can be considered well-to-do.Xiao Ming is the only one who holds several jobs. He often wakes up at 04:30 in the morning and comes back after turning off the lights at night.Although Xiao Ming never said it, everyone knew his difficulties, and everyone in the dormitory felt sorry for him.

With such a good thing, Chen Bin's first thought was Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming leaned his head over, looked at it, and his heart skipped a beat.

"Send me the link."

Chen Bin moved quickly. After Xiao Ming received the links, he opened them one by one and looked carefully.

After a while, Zhang Qing leaned over and asked, "What did it say?"

Xiao Ming looked a little strange: "It is said that in recent years there have been too many people who have written sadomasochistic love, and now the internal system is full of resentment, so they recruited smile value acquirers to collect smiles from various worlds, so as to build a more A harmonious place."

"I'm going to high-tech, what's the value of a smile? Can I still charge for this?" Lu Bai from the lower berth also poked his head out.

A group of people chatted and discussed, and they all agreed that the person who can laugh the most has the highest smile value.

"Isn't that just looking for someone with a low sense of humor? I don't believe there is anyone more suitable than Xiao Ming in this world!"

Several people raised their hands in favor one after another, after all, there are not many people who can live to this day with such a low level of laughter.

So the next day, Xiao Ming went to the head office for an interview early in the morning with a bag on his back.

There are a lot of people here, all for money.

Finally it was Xiao Ming's turn. He walked into the room, and there was only one machine.

At this time, an electronic sound suddenly sounded in the room.

——System 360 is at your service, Mr. Xiao Ming, please put the helmet on your head on the chair and sit down.

360?antivirus software?

Xiao Ming murmured, but he still walked over and sat in front of the machine, obediently putting on the helmet.

As soon as he put it on, Xiao Ming's eyes went dark, and then his eyes lit up again like a restart, and he found himself in a street full of people coming and going.

At this time, the electronic sound sounded again.

——Hello, Mr. Xiao, please don't panic, now is the interview test, and your completion status will determine whether you are qualified to be our smile value collector.Now you are required to find the most resentful passer-by on the street, and read out the joke on the task panel to get the smile value of the other person, and say out loud: "Let's build a better and harmonious world together!" The time limit is 30 minutes.

As soon as the electronic sound ended, Xiao Ming saw a see-through task panel with blue light appearing in front of his eyes.

Before Xiao Ming asked how to find the passer-by with the deepest resentment, he accidentally glanced at the joke on the mission panel.

After half an hour.

Interviewer: How about this grade?

Technicians don't want to mention it.

Xiao Ming laughed inside for half an hour, but he hasn't started the mission yet.

The technician didn't even want to mention how he survived the half-hour of magic sounds, wishing he was wearing fake ears today.

The interviewer took a closer look and found that the task completion was 0.

The interviewer's face darkened, and he waved his hand: send away!hurry up!

The technician frantically pressed a few keys, and suddenly a "beep, beep, beep" alarm sounded, and the screen went black in an instant.

The technician said in surprise: Boss!Our system is convulsed again!