You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 1 The Real World (1)
Anyone who knows Xiao Ming knows that you must never tell jokes in front of Xiao Ming.
If others laugh at a joke for 1 minute, he can laugh for 10 minutes.
The kind without panting.
This is not the most terrible.
The scary thing is that Xiao Ming can remember a joke for three days.
Really.
In these three days, if you show your face in front of him, don't even think about leaving.
Yu Fan doesn't believe in evil, how can there be such a low-spirited person in this world.
Don't even think about leaving?Hugging your thigh and not letting you go or what?
So one day, the innocent Yu Fan told a joke in front of Xiao Ming.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Yu Fan: But I haven't finished yet.
Xiao Ming: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Yu Fan: ...
Yu Fan began to believe in evil, so he decided that for the next three days, he would try to avoid Xiao Ming as much as possible.
When a person is unlucky, on the first day he has to suffer from fate's cruelty.
Yu Fan will soon feel the comfort of slapping his face.
This day, after Yu Fan relieved his hands in the toilet, his whole body was shaking comfortably.
Halfway through the shaking, someone patted him on the shoulder.
He looked back, oh my god, it's Xiao Ming.
Xiao Ming looked normal: What a coincidence, Yu Fan, you also come to the toilet?
Yu Fan responded in a low voice, thinking that the rumors should not be completely believed.
Xiao Ming looked at him, and suddenly: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I suddenly remembered the joke you told me yesterday hahahahahahahahahaha...
Yu Fan:......
I can see it, but you smile, let go of my thigh, please?
It's fine if you hold my thigh, but don't be in the embarrassing place of the men's bathroom, okay?
I've put up with all of this, at least you let me put my pants on first, okay?
The second time Yu Fan met Xiao Ming was in the bathhouse.
He just took off his clothes, showing his bare buttocks, and was about to take a walk with the bird, when he turned around, he saw Xiao Ming standing in front of him, staring at him without turning his eyes.
Yu Fan took the initiative this time: Brother, I will wear underwear first, do you think so?
Yu Fan didn't wait for an answer.
Because long before he finished asking, Xiao Ming had already hugged his thigh and laughed out of control.
Yu Fan felt that he was at a loss because Xiao Ming was still dressed properly.
If you are in the bathhouse but don't walk the bird, you are humiliating the bathhouse!
The only thing that comforted Yu Fan was that this was a bathhouse.
Luckily he wasn't the only one naked.
The third time Yu Fan met Xiao Ming was in Yan Shu's class.
This professor was airborne to their school. It is said that he is a rich second generation with a very high IQ. He became a professor at a young age. Even if you have a broken head, you have to choose his class.
Yu Fan can be regarded as a grassroots student at school, so he would like to see how handsome this Yan Shu is.
If others laugh at a joke for 1 minute, he can laugh for 10 minutes.
The kind without panting.
This is not the most terrible.
The scary thing is that Xiao Ming can remember a joke for three days.
Really.
In these three days, if you show your face in front of him, don't even think about leaving.
Yu Fan doesn't believe in evil, how can there be such a low-spirited person in this world.
Don't even think about leaving?Hugging your thigh and not letting you go or what?
So one day, the innocent Yu Fan told a joke in front of Xiao Ming.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Yu Fan: But I haven't finished yet.
Xiao Ming: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Yu Fan: ...
Yu Fan began to believe in evil, so he decided that for the next three days, he would try to avoid Xiao Ming as much as possible.
When a person is unlucky, on the first day he has to suffer from fate's cruelty.
Yu Fan will soon feel the comfort of slapping his face.
This day, after Yu Fan relieved his hands in the toilet, his whole body was shaking comfortably.
Halfway through the shaking, someone patted him on the shoulder.
He looked back, oh my god, it's Xiao Ming.
Xiao Ming looked normal: What a coincidence, Yu Fan, you also come to the toilet?
Yu Fan responded in a low voice, thinking that the rumors should not be completely believed.
Xiao Ming looked at him, and suddenly: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I suddenly remembered the joke you told me yesterday hahahahahahahahahaha...
Yu Fan:......
I can see it, but you smile, let go of my thigh, please?
It's fine if you hold my thigh, but don't be in the embarrassing place of the men's bathroom, okay?
I've put up with all of this, at least you let me put my pants on first, okay?
The second time Yu Fan met Xiao Ming was in the bathhouse.
He just took off his clothes, showing his bare buttocks, and was about to take a walk with the bird, when he turned around, he saw Xiao Ming standing in front of him, staring at him without turning his eyes.
Yu Fan took the initiative this time: Brother, I will wear underwear first, do you think so?
Yu Fan didn't wait for an answer.
Because long before he finished asking, Xiao Ming had already hugged his thigh and laughed out of control.
Yu Fan felt that he was at a loss because Xiao Ming was still dressed properly.
If you are in the bathhouse but don't walk the bird, you are humiliating the bathhouse!
The only thing that comforted Yu Fan was that this was a bathhouse.
Luckily he wasn't the only one naked.
The third time Yu Fan met Xiao Ming was in Yan Shu's class.
This professor was airborne to their school. It is said that he is a rich second generation with a very high IQ. He became a professor at a young age. Even if you have a broken head, you have to choose his class.
Yu Fan can be regarded as a grassroots student at school, so he would like to see how handsome this Yan Shu is.
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