You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Xiao Ming smiled and his eyes went dark.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself lying in a bright room.

The sky blue curtains were blown by the wind, and the sun shone into the room, dyeing the walls golden.

"360? Where am I? Are you still in the interview?" Xiao Ming sat up from the bed with a confused face.

"No, Mr. Xiao, because of convulsions, you were mistakenly sent to the world that needs to be repaired. We need your cooperation, collect the smile points of ten worlds, and you will be sent back to reality after all your tasks are completed world."

"You can only go back after completing everything? What if the task fails halfway?" Xiao Ming grasped the key words.

"If the mission fails, you will be wiped out."

"What do you mean by obliteration? Can't I go back to the real world? Can't you send me back?"

"Yes, if the mission fails, you in reality will no longer exist. Due to immature technology, the teleportation is one-way, you can only go in but not out, unless you complete all the missions."

"How dare you use the immature technology?" Xiao Ming was furious.

"We are sorry for this. Due to the rapid collapse of the system, there is an urgent need for smile point acquisition personnel to repair each world. This work is extremely dangerous, and the technology is not mature enough, so the recruitment conditions are very high. Interview questions The completion rate must reach 100% before it can be sent to each world. We are very sorry for this mistake, so we will pay you 10 US dollars for each successfully repaired world as compensation. I will try my best to help you achieve your goal and hope to get Your cooperation."

Xiao Ming's eyes widened.

$10 for one world, ten worlds is...

$100 million? !

"You're not kidding me, are you?" Xiao Ming still retains a trace of reason, "Isn't it just a website for writing novels? Is there so much money?"

360: Heh.

It's good to question anything, but don't question the financial resources?

360 is very unhappy. As the most mature and excellent system in the brain developed by the entire headquarters, it is now bound to this human being whose laughter is so low that it explodes every minute.

He failed even the simplest interview questions in half an hour, and now this stupid human being still doubts that his headquarters can't afford a mere $100 million, and he's a country bumpkin.

360 thinks that this mission is [-]% worthless. To collect the smile value, you need to tell jokes to the target. Can a hot chicken with such a low laugh point tell jokes?

Thinking that I, who has always been at the top of the list, might give up the No.1 throne this time, 360 felt that he had been insulted, both physically and mentally.

The humiliated 360 is so blackened.

For the sake of 100 million US dollars, Xiao Ming finally accepted the fact.

"Then how can these worlds be repaired?"

"Each world is actually a book in the book. The more abuse the author has, the more resentment will be. This is why the backstage is overwhelmed and often suffers from convulsions. Therefore, our task is to collect laughter points and create a better world! "

"The main task is to find the person with the deepest resentment value in the world, and collect his smile value to 100 points. There are also daily tasks. The daily tasks are mainly to assist the completion of the main task, and the side tasks need to be completed when they are triggered. Under normal circumstances, after completing the main task, you can go to the next world."

Xiao Ming: Can the smile value be collected by smiling?

360: Are you stupid?

Xiao Ming, who was lying on the ground for no reason:? ? ? ?

360 hold back the anger: Smile value and resentment value are relative, only with the disappearance of resentment can the smile value be collected.

"Generally understand, I will ask you later if there is something I don't understand."

Xiao Ming stood up from the bed, stretched his waist, and asked, "Little anti-virus guard, what should I do now?"

360: What the hell is the antivirus guard?

Xiao Ming: Huh?Are you not an antivirus software?

360:? ? ? ?

Xiao Ming: Hey, I said can you give me the entire Tencent antivirus software?

360: I'm sending you the memory of the original owner, please accept it.

Then Xiao Ming felt a sharp pain coming out of his brain, as if countless worms were sucking his brain, and he almost passed out from the pain.When he came back to his senses, he found that he was already covered in cold sweat from the pain.

Xiao Ming: ...Did you do it on purpose?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming: Sixty, promise me, don't be so confident when you do something bad, okay?

360: Oh.

Unable to communicate properly, Xiao Ming rolled his eyes, sat down slowly and looked through the memory of the original owner Tang Sui.

Five minutes later, Xiao Ming's face turned green.

Xiao Ming: 360!Come out for me!How could I be a pervert? !

360: It’s not too late to find out. Let me recommend a better hospital to you.

Xiao Ming:......No, I mean, the person I'm wearing is a pervert? !

360: Come on, okay?

Xiao Ming's face was distorted. The person he was wearing was named Tang Sui. He was good-looking, rich second generation, had a background, and liked to make trouble.

This was supposed to be a perfect life, however, this master turned out to be a lover!child!addiction!

It's okay to be a child lover, but he's in love with a boy!

Still love s! m! !

Xiao Ming feels that life is so exciting, his world seems to be collapsing.

Xiao Ming: 66, why are all the unsuitable places in the memory of the original owner coded?

360: Because I am not yet an adult.

Xiao Ming (indifferent face): Shouldn't it be to protect the host's young heart?

360: Is your heart as big as a casserole in need of protection?

Xiao Ming: ...

After flipping through the memory of the original owner, Xiao Ming sat down and digested it.

The original owner is not only a rich second generation, but also an official second generation.He loved to play since he was a child, and he was never restrained by only one child in the family, so he grew crooked like this.

Anyway, some family members wiped their asses, so the original owner continued to prowl to the point of flying, and never cared about the consequences it would bring to others.Ever since he found out that he was inexplicably excited when he saw a boy, Tang Sui shamelessly spent 500 million yuan on an orphanage, and brought the child home in the name of adoption.

In the past month, two boys have been played to death. They were both brought back from the orphanage. Two days ago, they brought another child home from the orphanage. They were tied up and fucked last night. They are still lying half dead. next door.

This is not the point, Xiao Ming touched his chin, the point is, he is obviously still a virgin, so he will like to be a father?

Xiao Ming: Ah Lu, what am I doing with the task of dragging oil bottles?

360: If you don't drag the oil bottle next door, you'll belch.

Xiao Ming jumped up from the bed, his face turned pale, pills!

360: I am relieved to see that you are not well.

Xiao Ming: ...Oh.