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Under Xiao Ming's painstaking explanation, Manager Wang finally accepted the fact that the white rabbit is the white rabbit toffee.

Xiao Ming: I don't understand your world.

After Manager Wang figured it out, he was sweating coldly, and the small handkerchief was changed one after another: "Well, Young Master Tang, I may be mistaken, you, how many white rabbits do you want to bring?"

Realizing that something was wrong, Manager Wang abruptly added "...toffee?"

Xiao Ming is no longer in the mood to show off his wealth, but he thought about the rows of shiny gold cards in his wallet, how eager they are to see the outside world!

Xiao Ming: No way!I can't give up treatment!

So Xiao Ming puffed out his chest and asked loudly, "How many white rabbit toffees do you have here?"

Manager Wang called the inventory statistician, asked clearly and returned to Xiao Ming, bowed his waist and said, "Back to Mr. Tang, there are a total of about 1 pieces of white rabbit toffee, totaling 1.2 tons. Master, are you all Take it or?"

Xiao Ming: This is not what I imagined.

360: ...spicy chicken.

So Xiao Ming counseled, "Well, uh, just pack a couple of catties for me."

360: What about the promised squandering?

Xiao Ming was heartbroken.

Manager Wang came over, "Young Master Tang, do you have any other orders?"

Xiao Ming thought for a while, then turned around and asked, "Are there any diapers here?"

Manager Wang nodded and bowed, "There are some, young master Tang please."

Xiao Ming: 6, is this Manager Wang worn by the ancients?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming:! ! !I actually saw through such a terrifying conspiracy unintentionally.

360: You can see that he looks exactly like you when he smiles, probably your ancestor.

It seems that 360 not only dislikes himself, but also dislikes Manager Wang, Xiao Ming thought.

"Master Tang, this is it." Manager Wang stopped.

Xiao Ming, who just wanted to win the game, looked at the endless shelves, which were filled with all kinds of diapers, including those for babies, adults and seniors, men's and women's, and those sorted by color and pattern.

Xiao Ming: I am convinced of this supermarket.

360: ...This is actually a hypermarket.

Xiao Ming agreed with 360 once in a rare way.

After Xiao Ming finished feeling, he still decided to hand over this great task to Manager Wang, "Xiao Wang, please get me three packs of adult ones, don't want the ones with bright colors, don't want those that are too simple and elegant, and don't want those with patterns that don't meet the aesthetics. It’s not too aesthetically pleasing. It’s better to be more domineering, restrained and stable, and at the same time have an evil, mad, and gentle temperament.”

Manager Wang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a small handkerchief, and moved, "Young Master Tang, you are so sought after! Diapers must be so meticulous and so different! This tells us that even if you wear them on The inside, you must not let it go! Don't worry, Young Master Tang, you value me so much, I will not let down the trust of you and the country!"

Xiao Ming: I just don't like you...

Manager Wang didn't know Xiao Ming's innocence, so he bent down and said, "Young Master Tang, why don't you go to the open-air restaurant on the top floor to rest for a while?"

Xiao Ming was moved and refused, and asked, "Which floor here sells children's clothing?"

Manager Wang wanted to bite the handkerchief, but he didn't expect that Young Master Tang already had a baby, so wouldn't he have no chance?

Manager Wang is indeed a person who has seen big wind and waves, and he quickly adjusted his mentality, "Go back to Mr. Tang, the 80th to 82nd floors are for girls' and children's clothing, and the 83rd to 84th floors are for boys' and children's clothing."

Xiao Ming waved his hand to show that he understood, and said, "Then Xiao Wang, you look for it here, it doesn't matter if you fail the country, but you must not disappoint my expectations of you!"

After Xiao Ming finished speaking, he ignored Manager Wang's glittering eyes, turned around and went straight to the elevator after shaking two goosebumps.

In the transparent sightseeing elevator, Xiao Ming entered the city like a country bumpkin, curiously touched and looked, finally stood in front of the smiling, upright elevator operator, and said with emotion to 360: 6, you deserve it It's my father, he's really rich and powerful, you see, even a dummy in an elevator is easy to imitate.

Operator believed to be a dummy: "Which floor do you want to go to, sir?"

Xiao Ming: You can even talk, Babi is awesome.

360: ...

Xiao Ming cleared his throat, and said word by word: "It's the floor above the 81st floor and the floor below the 83rd floor."

The operator presses the elevator key to the 82nd floor.

Xiao Ming: "Oh no, it should be above the 80th floor and below the 85th floor, but not the 81st, 82nd, or 84th floor."

The operator froze his fingers and pressed 83.

Xiao Ming is very satisfied, it can be recognized in this way, and he is really at the top of technology.

Operator: My existence is a pain to breathe.

As soon as the elevator door opened, Xiao Ming rushed out like an arrow.

The operator's Er Kang stretched his hand halfway: "Sir! This floor is..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Ming's figure had disappeared.

Well, the operator pouted, what a strange passenger.

It is said that Xiao Ming jumped out of the elevator, and went straight to a children's clothing store that looked so expensive that he doubted his life. You, and you, wrap up all the clothes here for ten-year-olds!"

The salesperson thought he was here to play games.

Xiao Ming flicked the ten unlimited credit cards in his wallet, and coaxed, "Swipe for me."

One salesperson swipes the card, the other takes the clothes, and the other packs them. The one-stop service is fast, safe and painless.

Uncle Xiao, who was squandering and very comfortable, closed his eyes, collapsed on the sofa and did not move.

Xiao Ming: 6, it feels so good to squander. I have decided that I will not only squander money, but also squander my time and life!

360 kindly reminds: you better open your eyes and take a good look, stupid pig.

Xiao Ming: What are you looking at, how do they look at me with adoring eyes?I want to tell you 66 with my actions, I, Xiao Ming, am not the kind of person who loves vanity!

360: As long as you are happy.

Uncle Xiao, who didn't love vanity at all, fell asleep on the sofa without any vanity. When he woke up, all the clothes, toffee and diapers had been packed for him.

Manager Wang: "Young Master Tang, your sleeping posture is also so extraordinary, like a god descending from the earth!"

360: Like the Canopy Marshal.

Manager Wang continued, "I have reprimanded the three unsatisfactory shop assistants just now, how can your own shop accept your money? I have already asked them to return the money to you. Don't pass by..."

Manager Wang continued, but Xiao Ming couldn't listen anymore.

Xiao Ming wanted to kill Manager Wang, that idiot.

But he is afraid of hand pain.

Xiao Ming: Alas, it is a pity for rich people to have money but not spend it.

Xiao Ming, who cared about his sorrow and sorrow, shook his head, and led his booty back home very lowly.

In the car, Xiao Ming was still sighing to himself.

Xiao Ming: Alas, I look like a fool when I go out to squander without spending any money.

360: You are a sick sentence, it would be much better if you remove the like characters.

Xiao Ming: Oh.

360: You should change your tune and sigh, my ears are getting callused.

Xiao Ming was stunned and sighed out an artistic song "Erquan Yingyue".

360: For the sake of your creativity, let me give you a reminder. When you see your son, don't say the first thing: Son, look what dad bought for you.

Xiao Ming didn't care: I know, I know.

After arriving home, Xiao Ming recovered his blood all of a sudden, grabbed the bags closest to him and rushed straight to Yan Shu's room, knocked open the door and let go of his voice, "Son! Come see Dad bought it for you!" What!"

360 Smile: Very good, spicy chicken.

Yan Shu in the room was about to get out of bed with a flustered expression on his face, when he saw Xiao Ming rushing in, he immediately turned his head away and restrained his expression, pursing his lips and putting on a expressionless face, only slightly tense The shoulders reveal the mood of its owner just now.

Xiao Ming, who was in a state of excitement, didn't notice that he carried several shopping bags and put them at Yan Shu's feet.

Xiao Ming excitedly took out the things in the bag, and stuffed them into Yan Shu's hands: "Son, look, this is specially bought for you by Dad, do you like it?"

Yan Shu looked down at the things in his hand, his face suddenly became gloomy.

Seeing that Yan Shu was silent, Xiao Ming also looked down.

The bubble skirt with lace, the princess skirt with pink bow, and the red and blue plaid pleated skirt seemed to be mocking his innocence.

Xiao Ming said with trembling lips: "Son, listen to my explanation, that, Dad... Actually, Dad has a girlish heart."