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Xiao Mingfa was happy.

I waited for so long to piss and urinate in front of the bed, and I didn't sleep for a few hours last night. It's okay for the child to cry bitterly because of not being grateful, but at least I should call myself daddy to express my gratitude.

It’s fine if you don’t want to be called Dad, and I’m not a stingy person, Xiao Ming thought, if you don’t want to be called, just stop calling him, what does it mean to call yourself “Hello”?

Xiao Ming: 6, I really feel so heartbroken. I can bear calling me a fool/idiot/pig. At least it is full of 66’s feelings for me, but it’s much better than a cold "hey" Well, don't you know that this title is very hurtful?

360: Hello.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming, who was severely hit, had a serious expression on his face. Yan Shu looked at Xiao Ming who suddenly sank down, and felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, so he opened his mouth again and asked intermittently: "Didn't you say, yes, hello to me yesterday?" ?”

Hearing this, Xiao Ming's eyes lit up, "Son, you just said 'hello', do you mean I want to feed you?"

Yan Shu nodded with a serious face.

Xiao Ming was overjoyed, he climbed onto the bed and hugged the child in his arms, realizing that after last night, Yan Shu didn't reject him so much anymore, and the time the child froze for his approach was obviously shortened, Xiao Ming put the child in his arms. His face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.

With such a chrysanthemum face, Xiao Ming didn't know it, scooped a spoonful of porridge and handed it to Yan Shu's mouth, and said affectionately, "Come on, ah—"

Yan Shu turned his head away.

Xiao Ming was puzzled, "What's the matter? Don't you like porridge?"

Yan Shu didn't answer, Xiao Ming continued to persuade, "The doctor said that you can only eat liquid these days, if you don't like plain porridge, I'll cook you some other porridge at noon, okay?"

Yan Shu still didn't speak.

Xiao Ming continued: "You said you wouldn't eat it, how sad this white porridge should be, he washed himself for nothing, and then dedicated his innocent body, how can you disdain him?"

Yan Shu pursed his lips and said nothing.

Xiao Ming was about to collapse, suppressed the irritability in his heart, and coaxed softly: "Shu Er, good boy, open your mouth and take a bite, okay?"

Only then did Yan Shu turn his head slightly to the side, the lines of his face became softer, his white lips finally parted slightly, and he slowly swallowed the porridge in the spoon.

Xiao Ming's eyes lit up, the child finally had porridge!

Xiao Ming wanted to strike while the iron was hot, so he scooped up another spoon and handed it over.

Yan Shu didn't open his mouth again.

Xiao Ming was about to cry, summoning 360: 6, what kind of eccentricity is the child, why is there a cooling time for porridge?

360: Maybe you just forgot to purse your lips because of your disgusting tone.

Xiao Ming ignored 360, and opened his mouth tentatively, "Shu'er, good boy, can you have a few more drinks?"

Only then did Yan Shu move and ate the porridge.

Xiao Ming tried several times, and found that he would respond only when he called the child's name to coax him.

Xiao Ming: I didn't expect my son to be such a person. Although he said no, he was very honest physically.

360: I have a bad habit. If I insist on hearing you speak in a disgusting tone, I almost vomit.

Xiao Ming: 6, you don’t even think about it before you speak, do you spit out your mouth?

360: ...

After Xiao Ming fed the child, he wiped his mouth, brought him pills and warm water, and asked Yan Shu to swallow the pills in the same shameful way.

After finishing all this, Xiao Ming covered Yan Shu with a quilt, and said softly, "Son, Dad is going to the supermarket, can you lie down and sleep at home for a while? Dad will be back when you wake up."

Yan Shu frowned and grabbed the man's sleeve tightly.

Xiao Ming felt a little helpless, and was about to sit down and persuade his son, but Yan Shu couldn't resist the medicine, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

Xiao Ming: I give full marks to the efficacy of this medicine.

Breaking away the child's fingers pulling the sleeves, Xiao Ming got up and changed his clothes, looking at himself in the mirror, Xiao Ming was overjoyed: I didn't expect the original owner to look like a dog in clothes.

360: So you have been going fruitless before?

Xiao Ming: I know my Chinese is not good, so you don't need to emphasize it.

360: I'm not worried that you forgot.

Xiao Ming dug out the car keys and wallet, put on his sunglasses and went out pretending to be Thirteen.

Sitting in the car, Xiao Ming looked disappointedly at the buildings on the street and the scenery beside the road, curled his lips, the world is no different from the real life.

Xiao Ming: 6, you guys are so uncreative.

360: Then what do you want?

Xiao Ming: At least tanks and planes should run all over the place, no matter how bad it is, there should be some cool mounts or something.

360: I will fight for the next world.

Xiao Ming is overjoyed: 6, good brother!

360 Continue: See if you can go directly to reincarnation.

Xiao Ming: ...Isn't it good to finish the sentence once?

360: Or transferred to a psychiatric hospital to do tasks, there is everything, and can meet all your needs.

Xiao Ming thought about it: 6, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously.

360: I never took what you said seriously.

Although Xiao Ming felt relieved, somehow he felt a little aggrieved.

Walking into the supermarket, Xiao Ming pushed an oversized shopping cart and started shopping while whistling.

360: If you want to buy something, why don't you ask your aunt to buy it and bring it to you tomorrow?

Xiao Ming: It's rare to have money, so of course you have to go out and play!Come out and splurge! !Come out and buy! ! !

360: You only come to places like supermarkets?Have a little ambition, okay?

Xiao Ming: What do you know, there is no place for squandering.

After talking to 360, Xiao Ming pushed the trolley straight to the snack area, waved his big hand, and yelled at the salesperson, "Bring me all your big white rabbits!"

A group of salesmen shook their small hands, and then covered their chests one after another, their faces turning pale.

A bold one opened his mouth: "Brother...our big white rabbit, no no no no no...not for sale."

Xiao Ming was puzzled: "Will the white rabbit be sold?"

There is not even a big white rabbit, so it deserves to be called a supermarket?

The witty salesperson Zhang Xiaomei took advantage of this time to quietly call the manager and security.

Xiao Ming is still struggling: "Is it really not for sale? It's the kind that is soft and white, tastes delicious, and has a strong milk flavor."

All the salesmen resolutely refused: "Although you are handsome, we will not sell ourselves!"

Xiao Ming: I just want to buy a white rabbit candy. Is there anything wrong with everyone?

After thinking for a while, I asked 360: Are everyone overwhelmed by my arrogance?

360: When did you become a bastard, why didn't I know?

Xiao Ming: ...

Just when there was a stalemate at this end, Zhang Xiaomei's eyes lit up, she raised her hand and shouted, "Manager Wang! The gangster is here!"

When Xiao Ming heard this, he became very anxious. Are there hooligans? !

Xiao Ming: 6, will the hooligans covet my beauty?

360: If I am gay in my heart, everyone is gay.

Xiao Ming is not happy anymore, he is obviously a straight guy, and the original owner Tang Sui must be acting as a demon again.

At this end, Zhang Xiaomei has already rushed to the manager's arms, and while twisting her body in the manager's arms, she cried, "Manager Wang, this is the person who is playing hooligans here!"

After speaking, he pointed to Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

The manager lowered his head to comfort Xiaojiaohua in his arms, and said angrily, "Who! How dare you make trouble in the largest shopping mall in S City under the name of the famous Mayor Tang in S City! Come on! Get this . .....Oh my god, Young Master Tang!!! What kind of wind brought you here! "

After finishing speaking, Manager Wang turned his face and pushed the person in his arms to the ground, "Good job, Zhang Xiaomei! Master Tang came to inspect from the mall. You monsters must be seduced and slander him instead!"

Xiao Ming, who still doesn't know what happened: ...So I picked a supermarket owned by my family to splurge?

360 returned Xiao Ming's exact words to him: Be confident, there is no place for squandering, show your bastard spirit to scare them.

Xiao Ming: No, why didn't I find it when I checked the memory of the original owner?

360: Didn't I say that the memory of the original owner is actually to add weight to your brain.

Xiao Ming: ...

While Xiao Ming was still proud of the fact that his system didn't even use swear words, Zhang Xiaomei, who was lying on the ground, couldn't believe it, "Manager Wang...but..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! I shouldn't listen to your nonsense!" After speaking, Manager Wang wanted to kick him a few times, but Xiao Ming hurried forward to stop him.

Xiao Ming had a headache and advised, "Manager, don't blame her, there must be some misunderstanding here."

Manager Wang panicked, and took out a small handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "Tang, Master Tang! Don't use honorific words to this old slave, I can't bear it!"

Xiao Ming: Am I back in ancient times?

Xiao Ming hesitated, "Then what should I call you...er you?"

Manager Wang trembling, kept bowing his waist and said, "Just call me Xiao Wang."

"Xiao Wang?" Xiao Ming's face was a little distorted. This Mediterranean with a beer belly wants me, a 20-year-old flowery boy, to call him Xiao Wang?

Hearing Xiao Ming calling him, Manager Wang bent over with a smile, "Young Master Tang, if you have anything to do, just tell me, I will go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire..."

At this time, murmurs and murmurs were already heard from the side.

"This is Tang Sui, the son of Mayor Tang's family?"

"Hey, I didn't expect him to look good."

"Oh, I knew he was the son of the mayor of S city, I just promised him."

Xiao Low-key, who didn't want to be the focus of everyone, interrupted Manager Wang before he finished speaking, leaned closer and asked in a low voice, "Is there a big white rabbit here?" Fearing that Manager Wang would not know, Xiao Ming added, "For nothing It's fragrant and soft."

Manager Wang raised his eyebrows, smiled "hehe", showed an expression of "I understand" to Xiao Ming, and replied in a low voice, "How much do you want, Mr. Tang?"

Xiao Ming finally waited for the moment to show off his wealth, and he said excitedly, "I want all the masters in this supermarket! I can't miss any of them!"

Manager Wang looked at Xiao Ming with adoring eyes, he really deserves to be the young master!

"Ahem, master, there are a few married people here, and they are definitely good enough to play! Now they may not be able to get over that hurdle in their hearts, so why don't you go and do some thinking with them?"

Xiao Ming:? ? ? ?

Seeing Xiao Ming frowning, Manager Wang hurriedly said, "Let them clean up and wait on your bed tonight!"

Xiao Ming: "...but I just want to buy a few catties of white rabbit toffee."

Manager Wang didn't give up: "The big white rabbits you just lowered your voice to say are white, soft and fragrant. Don't you mean the pair of big white rabbits on the woman's chest?"

Xiao Ming: I think there is something wrong with the people in this supermarket.