You finished the joke [Quick Transmigration]

Xiao Ming dragged on his slippers and went downstairs. He went to the kitchen and looked at the sink. All the dishes from last night had disappeared.

Xiao Ming nodded, yes, the professionalism of the aunts is really good, clean, fast and secure.

Xiao Ming: It would be nice if they cooked the porridge too.

360: ...

While washing the rice, Xiao Ming asked 360 silly: 66, didn't I look very handsome and gentle just now?The child must have been moved to tears.

360: He was so frightened by the big eyeballs in your eyes that he almost cried.

Xiao Ming didn't speak, but silently touched the corner of his left eye, and he really felt a lump of sticky stuff.

Xiao Ming thought about how he, with a big lump of gum in his eyes, approached the child just now, the eye gum must have been magnified ten times.

That scene is indeed likely to scare people to tears.

After Xiao Ming flicked off the glued things on his hands, he changed his posture and sighed: Oh, God is jealous of talents!

360: Have I ever told you.

Xiao Ming: Say what?

360: The gum in your right eye is bigger than that in your left eye.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming touched his right eye with a trembling hand. He couldn't imagine what he looked like just now. The image of a loving father he had worked so hard to build was ruined by two unsatisfactory eyeballs.

While waiting for the porridge to cook, Xiao Ming rushed to wash his face.

In the mirror, Xiao Ming finally appreciated the appearance of the original owner Tang Sui.

Eyes are eyes, nose is nose, yes, Xiao Ming nodded.

There is everything that should be there, and there is not much time for what should not be.

Xiao Ming approached the mirror, touched his face, and said, "What do you mean by being a man with such smooth skin?"

360: If you don't like it, you can buy a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid and wash your face.

Xiao Ming: 6, you won't be able to find a girlfriend like this.

360 suddenly said: Unfortunately, I don't have a nose.

Xiao Ming: Let alone the nose, what organs are there in your whole body?

360 ignored him: Otherwise, I can tell you.

Xiao Ming didn't really want to know, but he still couldn't hold back his curiosity: Tell me what?

360: You may have bad breath when you wake up in the morning.

Xiao Ming comforted himself, 360 is scaring himself, after all it has no nose.

Having said that, Xiao Ming still raised his hand to his mouth and let out a sigh of relief.

This morning, Xiao Ming brushed his teeth three times and rinsed with mouthwash five times.

Xiao Ming: What's wrong with the original owner, all kinds of disgusting people.

360: I'm so angry.

Xiao Ming decided to make some chrysanthemum tea later, and drink ten cups or eight cups.

But when it comes to chrysanthemum tea, Xiao Ming can't help but think of the scene of applying medicine to Yan Shu last night, and his face suddenly turns red.

360: I can't help but think of you now.

Xiao Ming learned his lesson this time: Don't talk about it, I don't want to hear it.

360 Continue: A freshly baked braised pig's head.

Your system has turned on the mouthpiece mode, please confirm whether it exploded in situ?

The magnanimous Xiao Ming decided to forgive 360, he touched his hot face, a little anxious: 66, please help me quickly, am I sick?

360: If a low smile counts as sickness, then you are indeed very sick.

Xiao Ming: Don't be silly, I'm dying of anxiety.

360 did not speak for a long time.

Xiao Ming was surprised, and tapped on his own system: Why don't you talk?disconnected?

360: Waiting for you to die.

After a while, 360: Why are you still alive?

Xiao Ming: You were so angry that you cheated.

360: You are not cute.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming is going to have a cold war with 360 again, this time he must persevere to the end.

Back in the kitchen, Xiao Ming took out the porridge and found a big tray.

Xiao Ming almost wanted to hum a song: The kitchen is so good, I really have everything I want.

Then the mindless Xiao Ming started to summon 360: 6 again, brother will do a magic trick for you.

Thus, the so-called longest cold war in history ended in 1 minute.

Xiao Ming walked to the refrigerator and made what he thought was the coolest pose, "Today, everyone here will witness this miraculous moment."

360 had already guessed what was going to happen next, so he put on a dead face and remained silent.

Xiao Ming: "Ruyi Ruyi, follow my heart, quickly manifest! Quickly manifest!"

After speaking, he opened the refrigerator with a cold face, and then acted as if he was shocked by the delicious food in the refrigerator, and then Xiao Ming squatted on the ground laughing for 10 minutes.

At this time, 360 received a prompt: successfully obtained the host's smile value +1.

360:? ? ? ?

Before meeting Xiao Ming, 360 never knew that the smile value of the host could also be collected.

[Host smile value +1]

[Host smile value +1]

[Host smile value +1]

......

Xiao Ming laughed for 10 minutes, and the 360 ​​was swiped for 10 minutes.

Xiao Ming: "Hahahahahahahaha I'm so cute hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

360: ...

In the end, 360 was still curious: what are you laughing at?

Xiao Ming: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

360: Then can you be a little unhappy?

Xiao Ming finally got tired of laughing, so he piled the porridge that was no longer hot and a few other foods from the refrigerator together in the microwave oven to heat, and then he took a tray full of food, and a bowl of fried rice. The steaming white porridge went upstairs.

"Son! Let's have breakfast!" Xiao Ming said as he entered the door.

Yan Shu lay on the bed with his eyes open, obviously not falling asleep just now.

Xiao Ming put the tray on the bedside table. The round tray far exceeds the area of ​​the bedside table, revealing more than half of the edge, but Xiao Ming is not worried at all that the tray will fall, as if thinking of something, he straightened up and went out of the room again Door.

When I came back, I was holding two fluffy looking pillows in my arms.

Xiao Ming helped Yan Shu up, put two pillows on his back, patted his hands to make it fluffy, and let Yan Shu lean on him.

Yan Shu kept his eyes down, wondering what he was thinking.

After finishing all this, Xiao Ming looked at Yan Shu as if asking for credit, "Son, are you comfortable?"

Yan Shu lowered his head and didn't respond. Just when Xiao Ming was about to give up, he heard a soft "hmm."

Although it is a monosyllabic word, Xiao Ming is very happy. If Xiao Ming has a tail, 360 has no doubt that Xiao Ming will be shaking happily at this time.

Xiao Ming was very happy, so with a big wave of his hand, he put the bowl of hot porridge in Yan Shu's hand, and at the end he handed over a spoon, and said generously, "Son! Dad made this for you with his own hands. Breakfast, eat it while it’s hot! If you want more, I made a big pot.”

After speaking, he picked up the chopsticks in the tray and buried himself in eating.

On the tray are golden fried dough sticks, smooth soy milk, hot chicken porridge with mushrooms, puffy white bread, and a crunchy Shandong pancake.

When Xiao Ming was trying to fill his mouth, he looked up at the child and found that Yan Shu was staring at the white porridge in his hand, which hadn't moved at all.

Xiao Ming's mouth was full of food: "Chick (eat)! Wu Chiyao bears the heat (if you don't eat, it will be cold)!"

360: What about conquering your son with cooking skills?

Xiao Ming buried his head: Knock out the wings (super delicious)!

360: As long as you are happy.

After Xiao Ming finally cleaned up the delicacies on the tray and burped, he looked up and saw that Yan Shuzheng was staring at him motionless, and the white porridge in his hand was still untouched.

Xiao Ming was worried: "Why don't you eat? Hiccup—what's wrong, is it hiccup—"

I saw Yan Shu raised his head, and there seemed to be a trace of grievance and blame in his eyes.

Xiao Ming scratched his head, he did nothing wrong.

360: More than ten deaths for what you just did.

Yan Shu looked at Xiao Ming with a blank expression on his face, then opened his small mouth slightly, and spit out a word, "Hello."