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Yan Shu lowered his eyes and asked in a hoarse voice, "What do you mean, girl's heart."

Xiao Ming looked at his child with a look of disappointment: "I don't understand this. Dad told you that a girl's heart means that a person may look big on the outside, but he is actually a woman on the inside, very delicate and cute."

Yan Shu slightly raised his eyes, but Xiao Ming couldn't understand what was in his eyes.

"Oh? Then dad, yes, is a woman in his heart?"

Xiao Ming wanted to shake his head subconsciously.

Your father and I live in a big muscle, big muscles understand?It's the kind that has armpit hair and leg hair, where all the hair should grow. What kind of woman has such thick body hair, a gorilla?

Xiao Ming squinted at the big bags of girls' clothes next to him, and was instantly scared.

He lowered his heavy head, and said sadly, "Yes, Dad's heart is actually a woman."

Yan Shu's eyes narrowed, and he didn't care about the fact that the man was holding children's clothes, "Well, at home, you can wear skirts, I don't know how to laugh at you."

Xiao Ming's heart ached, why did he dig such a big hole for himself?

What Xiao Ming didn't expect was that his future self would still fall into this pit.

Keng: Yo, big brother, it's you again!

Speaking of which, Xiao Ming threw the clothes away with a heavy face, stretched out his hand to pick up another bag, and looked at it. It was the diapers that Manager Wang chose. Nothing can go wrong now, right?

So Xiao Ming smiled again, and said to Yan Shu, "Son! Actually, this is what Dad bought for you." He poured out the diapers in the bag.

Xiao Ming continued, "Well, the doctor said that when you were growing up these days, you might, cough, that, you can't control yourself, so I..."

Xiao Ming looked down as he said that, the diaper with Sailor Moon printed on it seemed to be mocking his innocence.

I can't stand the imprint of Sailor Moon, but why do these beautiful girls put their heads and pout their lips in such a pose!

Xiao Ming: It’s fine if the color and pattern don’t match. What kind of domineering side leaks, restrained and stable, evil charm, madness, gentleness and elegance can’t be reflected at all. These are simply little yellow pants!

Xiao Ming said angrily: Manager Wang is really disappointing.

360: I really can't blame Manager Wang for this.Do you remember what you said?

Xiao Ming was at a loss.

360 imitated: You said: "Xiao Wang, bring me three packs of adult ones."

Xiao Ming: ...So what does Manager Wang have on his mind all day long?

360: As an ancient man, Manager Wang may not understand what domineering aura is, but restrained and evil. But as an adult, he remembers it very well. It's really difficult for him.

Xiao Ming: ...

Xiao Ming looked at his baby looking at him expressionlessly, as if waiting for his explanation.

Xiao Ming closed his eyes and said with difficulty, "Well, son, Dad actually still wets the bed from time to time."

The last three words were said through gritted teeth.

Yan Shu didn't speak, and Xiao Ming didn't know if he believed it, so he could only bite the bullet and continue, "Well, Dad has never dared to tell others, you, you don't think you despise me, do you?"

Yan Shu looked at Xiao Ming steadily, and shook his head slowly after a while.

Xiao Ming: "Well, it's also the first time I've used this kind of thing. Shu'er, Dad feels so ashamed. These days, cough, can you wear it with me?"

Yan Shu frowned, looked at the man's expectant eyes, and finally nodded reluctantly.

Xiao Ming: 6, I am simply a genius.

360: Heh, senior urine child.

Xiao Ming: ...

"Tell me, what did you buy for me?" Yan Shu asked aloud when he saw that the man was absent-minded and felt a little unhappy.

Xiao Ming was terrified, he only had his favorite Big Bunny Toffee left.

Xiao Ming: 6, what will happen if I don’t give it to him?

360: Take the knife hidden under the pillow and stab you a few times.

Xiao Ming was so scared that his skin got goosebumps: 6, 6, um, did the kid really hide a knife under his pillow?

360: Come on, okay?

With trembling hands, Xiao Ming took out a small amount of white rabbit toffee from the bag, and stuffed them all into Yan Shu's arms.

Yan Shu picked up one curiously, put it in his hand and looked at it carefully, "This, is, what?"

When Xiao Ming heard it, a young girl's heart broke into pieces again.

Xiao Ming reached out and took the candy in Yan Shu's palm, and after removing the candy wrapper, he stuffed the white and tender rabbit candy into Yan Shu's mouth: "This is the most delicious candy in the world, its Its name is Big White Rabbit."

As if recalling some bad memories, Xiao Ming frowned and added two more words: "... Toffee."

Xiao Ming continued, "I usually call her Big Tutu, let me tell you, this Tutu candy is different from other candies, it tastes delicious, soft and slippery...... "

The man next to his ear was still chattering, Yan Shu looked down at the candy in his arms, and then looked up at the man.

Xiao Ming became unhappy: "Son, how can you be in a daze when Dad talks?"

Yan Shu stared at him in a daze, and after a while said something completely irrelevant, "Very, sweet."

Xiao Ming froze, then smiled.

That is, no one has ever been able to resist the charm of Big Tutu, Xiao Ming is proud.

Xiao Ming's buttocks went up to the sky again, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

The sun was very strong, and Xiao Ming's butt was roasted very fragrant.

After Xiao Ming was satisfied, he suddenly thought of a very serious question, "Son, do you want to go to school?"

Yan Shu lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly.

Xiao Ming continued, "You are ten years old now," Xiao Ming counted on his fingers, "That should be in the fourth grade."

Yan Shu said in a muffled voice, "No."

Xiao Ming thought about it. Yan Shu came to the orphanage when he was five years old. When he was seven years old, the grandfather of the orphanage passed away. After that, his grandson Wang Fu inherited the orphanage.

In order to obtain greater benefits, Wang Fu not only deprived the children of food, but also deprived them of the opportunity to receive education, and drove away the few teachers in the orphanage.

After the original owner Tang Sui gave him 500 million, he personally accompanied the original owner to pick children in the orphanage. The whole child was a pimp, Xiao Ming thought angrily.

360: Trigger a side mission, please collect Wang Fu's criminal evidence within one month and bring him to justice.

Xiao Ming: 6, I just think about it and can trigger the task? !

360: So you usually take it easy, don't think about it if you don't have that ability.

Xiao Ming: Am I thinking of an alien and triggering a side mission to save the earth?

360: Don't insult the system's IQ, okay? We also have the ability to discern, so we won't give this kind of task to you idiot.

Xiao Ming frowned: Isn't Wang Fu's criminal evidence the original owner Tang and Sui's criminal evidence?

360: See you in prison, okay?

Xiao Ming: ...I just want to know how can I get rid of you, a nasty bastard?

360: Probably only hard work.

Xiao Ming is excited: Oh?Why did you call it hard?

360: Do you see the window over there?

Xiao Ming was excited: I saw it, I saw it, and then what?

360: Step out the window and try to see your feet in the air.

Xiao Ming was puzzled: Both feet are flying in the air?Didn't that fall down?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming: ...So what does this have to do with hard work?

360: You in two days.

Fearing that Xiao Ming's IQ would not understand it, 360 added another sentence: ...'s corpse.

Xiao Ming decided to give up struggling, and after thinking about it, he asked 360: What will happen if you don’t do the side mission or fail?

360: Not much.

Xiao Ming: Not even punishment?

360: Yes.

Xiao Ming: You can't lie to me, right?

360: You said I lied to you for what?

Xiao Ming: ...Probably for fun.

360: Then I'll just give you the whole side mission of swallowing bombs alive.

Xiao Ming: 6, will you be happy when you hurt me so much?

360: What are you thinking, silly boy, of course I would.

Xiao Ming decided to solve the education problem of his own children first, lest he become rebellious like 360 ​​in the future.

So Xiao Ren`yao, who is both a father and a mother, volunteered, "Son! Dad will teach you!"