roommate he is straight
Chapter 8
Gu Erli chuckled, walked up and put his arms around the old man's shoulders, sniffed and said, "Dad, don't blackmail me."
Gu Chen pursed his lips and smiled, walking side by side with his son, only a few centimeters shorter: "How are you doing at school?"
"Go, I'll talk to you when I get in the car."
Gu Chen opened the car door, got into the co-pilot, turned his head to look at the bag that Gu Erli threw on the back seat, and asked, "Are you going to stay at home for two days?"
"Yeah, it's not like I don't have class on Monday. I'll stay for two days before going back to the dormitory."
"You used to wish you could stay away from home 365 days a year, what's going on now. Gu Erli, you're a little abnormal."
Father and son have become brothers for many years, and Gu Erli and his father have not hidden anything big or small, and have told him everything.
Gu Chen is also quite supportive of starting a company.Later, due to an accident, he had to drop out of school, and Gu Chen also respected his opinion.
But it was Gu Chen's decision to let him go back to school.
In fact, it stands to reason that Gu Erli has his own company and can make a lot of money. Whether he can go back to school or get a diploma is not important to him at all.
But Gu Chen insisted on persuading him to go back to work after finishing his studies, saying that he would spend most of his life working and let him continue to enjoy his time in college, at worst he would help look after some companies.
In fact, Gu Erli understood that his father was worrying about him.I want his university to come to a successful conclusion, afraid that he will always be depressed because of that little bad thing.
"It's not unusual, I get along well with my classmates now." Gu Erli checked Weibo, and lied without blushing, "The new roommate also likes me."
"Don't you live in a single room?" Gu Chen asked unintentionally.
"No, the school's housing conditions are tight this year, so I've been arranged with another person. The two of us are doing well." Gu Erli didn't want to tell his old man more about his roommates, mainly because he was afraid that he would think.
Gu Chen nodded: "Hey, Beibei Insurance Research Institute, right?"
"That's right. He's awesome. He's a master's degree now. He's a man of culture." When Gu Erli mentioned this, his mood immediately improved.
"Yo, so amazing. You almost don't deserve to be friends with him." Gu Chen smiled, "Let him come over to our house for dinner tonight, and I'll make sauerkraut and blood sausage for him."
"Disgusting." Gu Erli glanced at him with disgust, "You two really share the same taste, and you love to eat such a thing. I can see enough."
"I suspect that your mother hugged her wrongly back then, maybe Beibei is my real son." Gu Chen tugged at his collar, "Not to mention, he really looks a bit like me."
"Dad, just say this in front of me. Don't let Uncle Lu listen to it. If he hears it, he will beat you. I won't stop you then."
"What a real son." Gu Chen smiled.jpg.
Gu Erli's mother died when he was born, so he has no impression of his mother at all.
But from Gu Chen's mouth, I learned all kinds of fucking living habits.When eating, the old man would always put an extra pair of chopsticks on the table and say silently: "Your mother loves spicy food the most."
This habit has been going on for more than twenty years, and it has never changed.
Over the past 20 years, Gu Chen's memory of his dead wife has not weakened, but has become more and more profound.
When you mention anything related to her, you can talk for a long time with your eyes shining.
In the past, Gu Erlit was worried that his father must have some kind of illness.It was later discovered that this was not a disease at all, because his father had already regarded loving his mother as a living habit.
To put it in a cliché, his mother will always look like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl in his father's heart.
Tsk, love is so beautiful.
In the past, Gu Erli had urged Gu Chen to find a partner, but later he gave up completely.
Because there is a girlfriend coming to eat at home, who can stand Gu Chen giving his dead wife an extra pair of chopsticks?
It's chilling down the spine.
When he got home, Gu Erli sent a text message to Lu Beibei, asking him if he would come for dinner.
Lu Yaobei made a video call and curled his lips at the camera.
He was crouching in front of the computer and seriously working on PS, and he turned the mcbook over to show Gu Erli.
A handsome man in a black cloak appeared in front of the screen.
After taking a look at this person, Gu Erli realized that the legendary figure in the anime: [-] points, not only exists in Two-dimensional, but also has such long legs in reality.
"As soon as I got home, I started posting pictures. It's killing me." Lu Yaobei turned to the computer, looked at Gu Erli with a sad face, and said, "Lizi, when I go to your house later, you can help me post a few pictures. Zhang it."
"Okay." Gu Erli stretched out his fingers and gestured for counting money, "However, we have to charge."
"Take it, how about a piece of 100 million. We have money, and I will write you a check later."
Lu Yaobei patted his chest and said grandly.
"Come on." Gu Erli rolled his eyes, "You are the best at writing bad checks. I don't know how many billion you wrote in my high school textbook."
"You believe in me and I will definitely make a fortune. Later, if you take my works and put them up for auction, one piece will be worth hundreds of millions. Let me tell you."
"Okay, as far as your soft pornography works are concerned, I think it's better to keep them for auction. It's quite offensive to hang them anywhere."
"What do you know. Anthropology is a beautiful art."
"Okay, okay, I know you are an old artist with both virtue and art. Dad is going to take a shower, and he just sweated a lot from the plane."
"What do you care about being poor? I've even seen you fart and shit, buddy. I don't dislike your sweaty smell."
"It's okay for me to dislike myself."
Every time as long as Lu Beibei's status is online, he will chat with him for a long time, and the video can only say goodbye for half an hour.
Every time Gu Erli hung up the video, he said that he was going to sleep, but he never went to sleep.
However, this time he really wanted to take a bath.
It may be that he was infected with cleanliness by Fu Lang, and now he can't help but want to take a bath when he sweats a little.
After taking a shower, Gu Erli clicked on Moments.
It was discovered that Fu Lang actually posted a post.
Meow meow meow?
Gu Erli looked at these three characters and frowned for a long time.
He didn't expect that Fu Lang's dead face was still a shit-shoveling officer.
A picture of a meat dumpling appeared under these three words.
Lin Zeyong also clicked a like and commented: "Pineapple cake has a lot of meat recently."
Fu Lang replied: "When they are fattened up, they will be killed at the end of the year."
Fu Lang sat on the sofa of Lin Zeyong's house, rolled his eyes at him and said, "We're just sitting face to face like this, can't we communicate directly if we have something to do?"
Is it necessary to comment so hypocritically in Moments?
Lin Zeyong smiled and said, "I like it habitually."
He has raised pineapple cakes for more than a year, and began to raise them at home.Later, after falling out with the family, he was picked up and placed in foster care at Lin Zeyong's house.
He just watched helplessly as a coquettish Persian cat turned into a meat dumpling.But he was reluctant to feed it some small dried fish.
Roudunzi has limited mobility, and always likes to hang out with him. At that time, Fu Lang said to register a WeChat to contact his classmates.I didn't know what to choose as my screen name, so Ren Pineapple Cake pressed his paw on the computer keyboard, and pressed a symbol _(:з"∠)_.He hasn't changed his name since then.
Fu Lang stroked the hair of the pineapple cake, and suddenly remembered the matter of the radio drama.
"Hey, let me tell you, when will we play pia? I read that book and think it's not bad."
Lin Zeyong was really surprised when Fu Lang asked for a pia scene.
"Okay, it's fine tonight. I heard you panting. Gongping's girl must be crazy."
"That can't be done. I just sent a car a few days ago." Fu Lang made a false sound, but he was overheard and commented on Weibo that he drove a fake car.
"Why don't I know?!!!" Lin Zeyong asked excitedly.
"Sent on a trumpet."
Fu Lang raised the corners of his mouth, remembering the scene of Gu Erli masturbating in the toilet in front of his voice that day.
Not to mention, he felt very proud.
"I'm giving you [-] points, I'm not afraid of your pride." Lu Yaobei sat in front of the table and gave Gu Chen a thumbs up, "Uncle, your craftsmanship is really getting better and better."
"I don't have much time to cook, so I thought my skills had declined."
Gu Chen put down his chopsticks, stood up and said, "You two continue to eat, I'll go downstairs for a walk and walk the dog."
Gu Erli waved his hand and said, "Go ahead."
Lu Yaobei also smiled and waved: "Uncle, slow down."
Gu Erli raised his glass and took a sip of beer, frowned and said to Lu Yaobei, "Have you checked my website recently?"
"I've been watching, what's the matter? What happened?" Lu Yaobei glanced at him nervously, "Isn't he being regarded as a typical anti-pornography campaign?"
"You wouldn't expect me to order something!" Gu Erli gave him a blank look.
"That's right. Watching movies on your website is just around the corner." Lu Yaobei took a bite of steamed buns and continued to ask, "So, what's the matter?"
"Aren't we doing self-made animation recently? I think there is a cv named Pineapple Cake who is very popular. I plan to sign him." Gu Erli said silently.
"Oh, I know him!" Lu Yaobei nodded, "My cousin is also a gangster, and he often mentions this person to me. But, I am a straight man and don't listen to those radio dramas."
Gu Erli shook hands with him: "I'm also a straight man, and I don't listen."
The author has something to say: Author's Gong: Cheek, you straight men really know how to play.
Gu Chen pursed his lips and smiled, walking side by side with his son, only a few centimeters shorter: "How are you doing at school?"
"Go, I'll talk to you when I get in the car."
Gu Chen opened the car door, got into the co-pilot, turned his head to look at the bag that Gu Erli threw on the back seat, and asked, "Are you going to stay at home for two days?"
"Yeah, it's not like I don't have class on Monday. I'll stay for two days before going back to the dormitory."
"You used to wish you could stay away from home 365 days a year, what's going on now. Gu Erli, you're a little abnormal."
Father and son have become brothers for many years, and Gu Erli and his father have not hidden anything big or small, and have told him everything.
Gu Chen is also quite supportive of starting a company.Later, due to an accident, he had to drop out of school, and Gu Chen also respected his opinion.
But it was Gu Chen's decision to let him go back to school.
In fact, it stands to reason that Gu Erli has his own company and can make a lot of money. Whether he can go back to school or get a diploma is not important to him at all.
But Gu Chen insisted on persuading him to go back to work after finishing his studies, saying that he would spend most of his life working and let him continue to enjoy his time in college, at worst he would help look after some companies.
In fact, Gu Erli understood that his father was worrying about him.I want his university to come to a successful conclusion, afraid that he will always be depressed because of that little bad thing.
"It's not unusual, I get along well with my classmates now." Gu Erli checked Weibo, and lied without blushing, "The new roommate also likes me."
"Don't you live in a single room?" Gu Chen asked unintentionally.
"No, the school's housing conditions are tight this year, so I've been arranged with another person. The two of us are doing well." Gu Erli didn't want to tell his old man more about his roommates, mainly because he was afraid that he would think.
Gu Chen nodded: "Hey, Beibei Insurance Research Institute, right?"
"That's right. He's awesome. He's a master's degree now. He's a man of culture." When Gu Erli mentioned this, his mood immediately improved.
"Yo, so amazing. You almost don't deserve to be friends with him." Gu Chen smiled, "Let him come over to our house for dinner tonight, and I'll make sauerkraut and blood sausage for him."
"Disgusting." Gu Erli glanced at him with disgust, "You two really share the same taste, and you love to eat such a thing. I can see enough."
"I suspect that your mother hugged her wrongly back then, maybe Beibei is my real son." Gu Chen tugged at his collar, "Not to mention, he really looks a bit like me."
"Dad, just say this in front of me. Don't let Uncle Lu listen to it. If he hears it, he will beat you. I won't stop you then."
"What a real son." Gu Chen smiled.jpg.
Gu Erli's mother died when he was born, so he has no impression of his mother at all.
But from Gu Chen's mouth, I learned all kinds of fucking living habits.When eating, the old man would always put an extra pair of chopsticks on the table and say silently: "Your mother loves spicy food the most."
This habit has been going on for more than twenty years, and it has never changed.
Over the past 20 years, Gu Chen's memory of his dead wife has not weakened, but has become more and more profound.
When you mention anything related to her, you can talk for a long time with your eyes shining.
In the past, Gu Erlit was worried that his father must have some kind of illness.It was later discovered that this was not a disease at all, because his father had already regarded loving his mother as a living habit.
To put it in a cliché, his mother will always look like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl in his father's heart.
Tsk, love is so beautiful.
In the past, Gu Erli had urged Gu Chen to find a partner, but later he gave up completely.
Because there is a girlfriend coming to eat at home, who can stand Gu Chen giving his dead wife an extra pair of chopsticks?
It's chilling down the spine.
When he got home, Gu Erli sent a text message to Lu Beibei, asking him if he would come for dinner.
Lu Yaobei made a video call and curled his lips at the camera.
He was crouching in front of the computer and seriously working on PS, and he turned the mcbook over to show Gu Erli.
A handsome man in a black cloak appeared in front of the screen.
After taking a look at this person, Gu Erli realized that the legendary figure in the anime: [-] points, not only exists in Two-dimensional, but also has such long legs in reality.
"As soon as I got home, I started posting pictures. It's killing me." Lu Yaobei turned to the computer, looked at Gu Erli with a sad face, and said, "Lizi, when I go to your house later, you can help me post a few pictures. Zhang it."
"Okay." Gu Erli stretched out his fingers and gestured for counting money, "However, we have to charge."
"Take it, how about a piece of 100 million. We have money, and I will write you a check later."
Lu Yaobei patted his chest and said grandly.
"Come on." Gu Erli rolled his eyes, "You are the best at writing bad checks. I don't know how many billion you wrote in my high school textbook."
"You believe in me and I will definitely make a fortune. Later, if you take my works and put them up for auction, one piece will be worth hundreds of millions. Let me tell you."
"Okay, as far as your soft pornography works are concerned, I think it's better to keep them for auction. It's quite offensive to hang them anywhere."
"What do you know. Anthropology is a beautiful art."
"Okay, okay, I know you are an old artist with both virtue and art. Dad is going to take a shower, and he just sweated a lot from the plane."
"What do you care about being poor? I've even seen you fart and shit, buddy. I don't dislike your sweaty smell."
"It's okay for me to dislike myself."
Every time as long as Lu Beibei's status is online, he will chat with him for a long time, and the video can only say goodbye for half an hour.
Every time Gu Erli hung up the video, he said that he was going to sleep, but he never went to sleep.
However, this time he really wanted to take a bath.
It may be that he was infected with cleanliness by Fu Lang, and now he can't help but want to take a bath when he sweats a little.
After taking a shower, Gu Erli clicked on Moments.
It was discovered that Fu Lang actually posted a post.
Meow meow meow?
Gu Erli looked at these three characters and frowned for a long time.
He didn't expect that Fu Lang's dead face was still a shit-shoveling officer.
A picture of a meat dumpling appeared under these three words.
Lin Zeyong also clicked a like and commented: "Pineapple cake has a lot of meat recently."
Fu Lang replied: "When they are fattened up, they will be killed at the end of the year."
Fu Lang sat on the sofa of Lin Zeyong's house, rolled his eyes at him and said, "We're just sitting face to face like this, can't we communicate directly if we have something to do?"
Is it necessary to comment so hypocritically in Moments?
Lin Zeyong smiled and said, "I like it habitually."
He has raised pineapple cakes for more than a year, and began to raise them at home.Later, after falling out with the family, he was picked up and placed in foster care at Lin Zeyong's house.
He just watched helplessly as a coquettish Persian cat turned into a meat dumpling.But he was reluctant to feed it some small dried fish.
Roudunzi has limited mobility, and always likes to hang out with him. At that time, Fu Lang said to register a WeChat to contact his classmates.I didn't know what to choose as my screen name, so Ren Pineapple Cake pressed his paw on the computer keyboard, and pressed a symbol _(:з"∠)_.He hasn't changed his name since then.
Fu Lang stroked the hair of the pineapple cake, and suddenly remembered the matter of the radio drama.
"Hey, let me tell you, when will we play pia? I read that book and think it's not bad."
Lin Zeyong was really surprised when Fu Lang asked for a pia scene.
"Okay, it's fine tonight. I heard you panting. Gongping's girl must be crazy."
"That can't be done. I just sent a car a few days ago." Fu Lang made a false sound, but he was overheard and commented on Weibo that he drove a fake car.
"Why don't I know?!!!" Lin Zeyong asked excitedly.
"Sent on a trumpet."
Fu Lang raised the corners of his mouth, remembering the scene of Gu Erli masturbating in the toilet in front of his voice that day.
Not to mention, he felt very proud.
"I'm giving you [-] points, I'm not afraid of your pride." Lu Yaobei sat in front of the table and gave Gu Chen a thumbs up, "Uncle, your craftsmanship is really getting better and better."
"I don't have much time to cook, so I thought my skills had declined."
Gu Chen put down his chopsticks, stood up and said, "You two continue to eat, I'll go downstairs for a walk and walk the dog."
Gu Erli waved his hand and said, "Go ahead."
Lu Yaobei also smiled and waved: "Uncle, slow down."
Gu Erli raised his glass and took a sip of beer, frowned and said to Lu Yaobei, "Have you checked my website recently?"
"I've been watching, what's the matter? What happened?" Lu Yaobei glanced at him nervously, "Isn't he being regarded as a typical anti-pornography campaign?"
"You wouldn't expect me to order something!" Gu Erli gave him a blank look.
"That's right. Watching movies on your website is just around the corner." Lu Yaobei took a bite of steamed buns and continued to ask, "So, what's the matter?"
"Aren't we doing self-made animation recently? I think there is a cv named Pineapple Cake who is very popular. I plan to sign him." Gu Erli said silently.
"Oh, I know him!" Lu Yaobei nodded, "My cousin is also a gangster, and he often mentions this person to me. But, I am a straight man and don't listen to those radio dramas."
Gu Erli shook hands with him: "I'm also a straight man, and I don't listen."
The author has something to say: Author's Gong: Cheek, you straight men really know how to play.
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