roommate he is straight

In order to prove that he really doesn't listen to radio dramas, Gu Erli silently deleted the search records on the video software.

Sitting opposite Lu Yaobei, he raised his arm and poked him, saying, "Don't you still want to do PS? Come on, come on, have you copied the photos?"

"Success, it's all copied into the USB flash drive." Lu Yaobei shook the key chain in his hand, turned his head to look at Gu Erli's study, and waved his hand, "Bring the computer here to me."

"Cha." Xiao Lizi jumped with his hands on the sofa, turned directly to the door of the study, walked over with the computer in his hands, and handed it to Lu Yaobei with both hands, "Your Majesty, this is the computer you want."

Lu Yaobei took over the computer, coughed and said, "Xiao Lizi, step back."

"Retire your grandma. If I quit, who will help you take pictures?" Gu Erli walked to the front of the sofa and put the leftovers in the refrigerator.Wipe the table with a rag before sitting down.

As soon as his butt touched the sofa, he realized that Lu Beibei was staring at him intently.

Gu Erli pushed his shoulder and said, "Oh fuck, I know I'm good-looking, but I don't want you to see me like that."

"I said chestnut, what's the matter with you? You have become so clean now? I can't believe it."

In the past, chestnuts were famous for their natural roughness. When they played ball on the playground, they just lay down on the ground when they were tired, without putting on clothes or anything.Stand up and leave without patting the dirt on your body.Many people still like him in high school, purely because of his good looks.

"I've always loved cleanliness so much." Although he said so, Gu Erli still scolded Fu Lang silently in his heart, it was all because of this obsession with cleanliness that led him astray.

How can a big man be so particular all day long, rough guys are the most manly.

No, he will get rid of this bad habit of paying attention to hygiene from now on.

"Here, let's start with this one. I'll be overseeing the work. Come here." Lu Yaobei pointed to the place in front of him, and said softly, "Your Majesty, please move."

"Wait a minute, I'm coming."

Gu Erli raised the corners of his lips and smiled, thinking that this role change should not be too fast. It is because of the tacit understanding accumulated over the years that they can cooperate so naturally.

A man with three-dimensional features appeared on the computer screen. Gu Erli took a closer look. Isn't this the long-legged Oppa in the video with Bei Bei just now?

The long-legged Oppa was wearing a pair of ripped jeans on his lower body, and his upper body was completely naked. His eight-pack abs were uneven and full of color.Moreover, this person took a very provocative pose. At first glance, he looks like a model who often takes pictures, and he has a sense of camera.

With his face slightly sideways, his head lowered, and one hand in his pocket, he stood against the wall, staring straight at the camera, squinting slightly, revealing a sexy and lustful gaze.The corners of the mouth are slightly raised, especially evil.

This person's face doesn't need PS at all, so I just deal with the lighting and color tones, adjust the white balance, and then cut out a picture, and it will look like a fashion blockbuster in minutes.

Gu Erli picked up the mouse and clicked it twice and said, "Who is this long legged? Little Japan?"

"That's right." Lu Yaobei gritted his teeth and said, "Such a show."

"Hey, I hate it so much." Gu Erli couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, "Please tell your story."

"What the fuck, didn't I tell you all about it in the car?" Lu Yaobei frowned and raised his index finger, "I repeat, I'm a straight man. I only like beautiful women with big breasts and no brains. "

When Gu Erli was in the car, he was completely thinking about other things, and he automatically ignored his nagging as the BGM. Now that he saw the photo of this long-legged Oppa, he really wanted to listen to it again, the process of the two forming a bond.

"Then trouble you to describe to me how this little Japanese offends you?"

After hearing this, Lu Yaobei covered his old face, and said in a low voice: "He is playing with me."

"What?!" Gu Erli slapped the keyboard in fright, and accidentally pressed exit, and the picture just cut out almost disappeared.

"He..." Lu Yaobei thought for a while and changed the words to something more vernacular, "molested me!"

"Fuck." Gu Erli frowned and imagined such a picture.

Like a woman from a good family, Lu Yaobei covered her face and stood shyly in the corner of the wall. The naked little Japanese in the photo rubbed her hands and approached him, and said with a wretched smile, "Yaoxi, Hua girl."

This is simply, no, too vulgar.

"That time when a group of us went drinking, he got drunk and touched my chest." Lu Yaobei covered his chest with both hands, his expression was both ashamed and sad, fully reflecting the acting skills of an old actor.

"Then, have you resisted?" Gu Erli's mind flashed a screen full of bullet screens, all of which only had two words, which was "Fuck".

"I pushed his hand away in embarrassment, and then touched it back." Lu Yaobei changed his face in seconds, "You can't suffer."

This scene couldn't be more exciting, Gu Erli couldn't help but want to double-click 666 for him.

"My only feeling after touching it is that it doesn't feel as good as my ex-girlfriend's chest." Lu Yaobei smiled with difficulty.

"You have a problem with your idea itself. Is it comparable to your ex-girlfriend as a man?"

Gu Erli continued his great business of P pictures, and suddenly felt that he couldn't look directly at the little brother in front of the screen.

"Yeah, I think so too." Lu Yaobei scratched his hair, "But I was just a conditioned reflex at the time, and I didn't have time to think at all."

"If you touch him, he probably thinks you are interested in him." Gu Erli shook his head helplessly.

"Grandpa, I don't look gay at all. Look at me, I'm upright from head to toe." Lu Yaobei straightened his back and said.

Gu Erli glanced at him with squinted eyes, and said leisurely: "It's like everywhere."

"Fuck. The boat of friendship capsizes." Lu Yaobei's cell phone vibrated, he took it out and looked at it, and said, "No, you're texting me again."

Gu Erli held back his smile and asked, "What did he post?"

"Do you have time for coffee?"

"Then you just tell him back, I have AIDS, and it's not clean."

"Really?"

"Why not, just reject him directly. Maybe when he sees this AIDS, he will be so frightened that he will disappear immediately."

"Then I sent it?"

"Well. Send it."

Two seconds passed.

Lu Yaobei's phone vibrated again.

"He returned to me." Lu Yao turned his face to the north, his expression was as ugly as eating shit.

"How to say?"

"Look for yourself." Lu Yaobei held up his phone and gave him a look.

——It just so happens that I have it too, let's cross-infect it.

……

"Block it." Gu Erli said.

The workload for these pictures was not too much, Gu Erli finished them after two hours of busy work, and sent away Lu Beibei who looked sullen.

Someone asked him to go out for a get-together tomorrow.

There are many old classmates who have not seen each other for a while. Most of them have graduated and are working locally.

I heard that Lizi is back, so I insist on having a meeting and having a meal together.

Gu Erli is a lively person by nature, so he didn't refuse the proposal, and by the way, he wanted to bring Lu Yaobei to go with him.

When he woke up the next day, Gu Chen had already gone for a run.

After eating the breakfast made by his father, he took a shower, put on a Verzhe shirt and went out.

When meeting an old classmate, he had to dress like a dog, not to mention his first love was among those who went.

Early in the morning, Lu Yaobei rode a Harley and parked at the door of his house, holding a helmet in his hand. When he saw Li Zi coming, he leaned on the car and blew a loud whistle.

"Yo." Gu Erli walked over and kicked him, "You are also full of coquettishness today."

Lu Yaobei kicked back, handed him a helmet from the back seat and said, "Put it on, let's go, your brother Bei will take you to pretend to fly."

"Brother Bei, you are mighty and domineering." Gu Erli put on his helmet and got on the motorcycle.

Lu Yaobei turned the switch all the way, and rushed out with a bang.

"I haven't ridden for so long, and your broken motorcycle is still making such a noise." Gu Erli yelled at the top of his voice, his voice trembling when the wind blew.

"That must be." Lu Yaobei also yelled back at the top of his voice, "I modified this myself back then."

"Put the most dazzling ethnic style, it will be more perfect."

"No, don't reveal the identity of our funeral family."

After talking, the two of them had a good time, especially when Lu Yaobei started to shake while holding the handlebars of the motorcycle, he almost missed the electric pole on the side of the street.

When they arrived at the place, the two got off the motorcycle, parked the car and went upstairs.

Gu Erli scratched the non-existent bangs on his forehead and asked, "How is it?"

Lu Yaobei nodded and said, "It's about one-third as handsome as me."

"Get out of here." Gu Erli glanced at him and went upstairs.

Lu Yaobei followed behind, gossiping: "I heard that Sheng Yan is here today?"

"Come here." Gu Erli said indifferently, "It's been a long time between us."

His declarative sentence was stunned by Lu Yaobei who heard it as a question sentence, pinched his fingers and said to him, "It's been eight years."

In eight years, after giving birth to a child, it is estimated that he can recite ninety-nine multiplication formulas.

Gu Erli clicked his tongue and said, "Don't even mention it, this time flies really fast."

Sheng Yan and him met in the first year of high school, when they sat at the front and back tables.

Gu Erli couldn't listen to the class, and kept distracted, staring at the back of Sheng Yan's head.

After seeing it for a long time, the feeling has changed, teasing her openly and secretly, grabbing her braids and not letting go, and then running far away, waiting for her to catch up and hit her.

However, he liked Sheng Yan and kept it in his heart and never told anyone, only Lu Yaobei knew about it.

Pushing open the door of the reserved hotel room, the two walked in one after the other.

Before he had time to say hello to someone, he heard a very familiar female voice call him: "Chestnut?"

The author has something to say: Fu Goudan, come here quickly, there is someone who wants to make trouble.