roommate he is straight
Chapter 7
Fu Lang walked on the left, and Gu Erli walked on the right.Both of them wanted to push themselves hard.Before taking a few steps, half of the water in the bucket was spilled.
"I said, why are you so stupid!" After Fu Lang was splashed with the spilled water for the third time, he finally couldn't help getting angry, "Could you be more angry?"
Gu Erli lowered his position slightly, frowned and looked at Fu Lang and said, "Can't you fucking move to the right? This is inherently unbalanced."
"Get lost!" Fu Lang glared at him, "You don't believe me, measure if my hand is in the middle?!"
"I think it's because you are short on your side. I'm not thankful for my efforts. Do you still have a conscience? Fu Goudan?"
After going downstairs, Gu Erli simply threw the bucket on the ground, and due to inertia, a lot of water spilled out of the bucket.
Fu Lang ignored him, and walked away with the bucket in his hand: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let you follow me, and I'm still talking nonsense when I bring water."
Gu Erli was so angry that he kindly treated him like a donkey, and he was scolded for helping: "Who was the first to talk crooked? Huh?"
Fu Lang gave him a cold look and didn't like to talk to him, so he just uttered one word and said, "Get lost."
This man is so difficult to live with.
Gu Erli looked at the stones on the road and kicked them far away.
The stone bone rolled for a long time, and stopped when it was blocked by a street lamp.
Gu Erli looked along, and there were two people standing under the street lamp.
A woman and a man, facing the street lights, wearing black stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, and heavy makeup.
Gu Erli looked familiar, didn't this fucking look like Fu Lang in his dream yesterday.
The couple were kissing under the street lamp as if no one was around, Gu Erli was about to leave when he suddenly saw one side of the woman's face, and he was stunned.
No wonder it looks familiar, it's Qin Yue.
A sense of betrayal and a strong sense of humiliation welled up in Gu Erli's heart, he gritted his teeth, feeling his heart beating up and down, making him extremely sick.
He knew about Qin Yue's cheating before they broke up, but now that he saw it with his own eyes, he still felt that it hurt his self-esteem.You said that you cheated and cheated, why are you still making rumors about me here, making me a scumbag that everyone shouts and beats, and you are still a pure white lotus in the bitch.
Gu Erli wanted to rush up and fight that man, but he felt that it was really unnecessary.
Fu Lang stopped at the spot and glanced at him, and after seeing clearly who the person under the streetlight was, he turned and left.
He is not interested in this kind of gossip at all, and with a personality that is independent, if he knows that he has seen this, he may kill him to silence it.
In order to help him regain some dignity, Fu Lang decided to pretend he didn't see anything.
Back in the dormitory, Gu Erli didn't say much.
The tightly furrowed brow showed that he was very irritable.
Fu Lang turned on the light on his mobile phone and poured out half of the hot water in the bucket for him.
He picked up his pajamas and walked to the bathroom to start taking a shower.
I still feel bad after taking a shower, the weather is so hot that my pores are almost closed.
Fu Lang closed his eyes, staring at the ceiling in a daze.
In the darkness, a voice came.
"Hey, Fu Goudan. Lend me your lighter. I'll smoke a cigarette."
Fu Lang was so hot that he didn't want to move, so he lay on the bed and said, "If you call me another fucking nickname, I'll smash your ass off, believe it or not!"
Then he took the lighter out of his pocket, slapped it on the table and said, "Come and get it yourself."
Gu Erli is a bit night-blind, he has to save the battery in his mobile phone for class and play tomorrow, and he is not willing to turn it on again at this moment.
So he walked to Fu Lang's bed in the dark, almost like a blind man, his legs touched the edge of the bed, he stretched out his arms to probe the air in mid-air and said, "Where is it?"
Fu Lang half-closed his eyes, watching his hands fluttering above his head, feeling too tired to speak.
Let this idiot find it by himself, it's better to throw him somersault again!
Gu Erli couldn't get the instruction, so he moved his foot to the side, lowered his body and reached out to touch it.
He didn't know where it was, he just felt that there was darkness in his vision, and he touched a cylindrical geometry.
"Fuck you, where are you going to touch your hands?" Fu Lang sat up abruptly, and punched him hard in the chest.
"Fuck, did I touch your bird?" Gu Erli clapped his hands in disgust, "Fu Goudan, you are really shameless, did you think you were hard just now?"
"Hello, your mother." Fu Lang frowned and punched him again, "My stuff is already that big, if it's not hard, it's just that big."
Gu Erli was already blind, and he didn't know why at this moment, he especially hoped that he would just be blind like this and let it go.
He stood awkwardly in the air for a while, then took a step back.
Pretending to be calm, he fumbled on the table for a long time before he found the phone, went to the sink to wash his hands with the light on, and soaped his hands several times.He almost rubbed a piece of skin off the palm of his hand.
Such a long night, so hard.
Gu Erli had been staring in a daze and was woken up several times by the heat, didn't sleep much all night, and then it was dawn.
The call came at about five o'clock in the morning. The shower in their dormitory was not turned off. When the call came, there was a sound of water splashing, which woke him up at that time.So he got up straight away, and Fu Lang was taking a bath in the bathroom when he went to the bathroom. Before his footsteps were within one meter of the bathroom, he heard Fu Lang roaring at him through the door: "Gu Erli, you Get lost, you pervert!"
What kind of broken tone is this, making him really look like some heinous hooligan.
He is also very upset, okay, he thought about washing his hands when he came together, okay, left a psychological shadow, okay, he just wanted to cry, okay? !
However, fortunately, there was only half a day of class on Friday, so Gu Erli rushed back to the dormitory after class.
Folded two pieces of clothes and stuffed them into the bag, called Lu Yaobei and agreed to meet at the gate of the research institute.
He went to the supermarket at the gate to buy a pack of cigarettes, and then leaned on a nearby pillar to play with his mobile phone.
It didn't take long before he heard someone calling him, and when he looked up, he saw a boy wearing black t-shirt camouflage pants and British round-toed boots walking over, waving at him and throwing his schoolbag over his shoulder.
Gu Erli walked over and patted Lu Yaobei's shoulder, and he could smell the perfume on his body half a meter away.
It just so happens that he also recognizes this brand.
Gray flannel.
A very cool woody aroma.It's not Beibei's style at all.
This guy Lu Beibei has a few pairs of underwear, what brand they are, and he knows what size they are.Not to mention a bottle of perfume.
Gu Erli took a breath and said, "Bei'er, you smell of her perfume."
Lu Yaobei gave him a thumbs up: "It's my nose that committed the crime."
"Virtue." Gu Erli kicked him lightly, took him by the shoulders and got into the taxi.
Lu Yaobei unloaded his schoolbag, rubbed his head and said, "Grandpa is so exhausted. The grandson of the model team is really hard to serve."
"I was just asking you, why do you work so much every night?" Gu Erli frowned and played games, and looked up at him, "Did you go to the street behind my back again?"
"Get out of here." Lu Yaobei punched him, frowned and said, "I recently accepted a commercial event. It's an event in our academy, and I cooperated with the model team."
Gu Erli nodded: "Yeah, yeah. Are the girls in the model team thin-waisted, long-legged, big-breasted, fair-skinned and beautiful?"
"That's what I fucking thought at first." Lu Yaobei gritted his teeth and said, "But after looking at the planning, it's all male models."
"Male model?" Gu Erli was taken aback, "Fuck. Then you..."
"What me? Then what?" Lu Yaobei explained excitedly, "I'm a straight man. A straight man with capital letters in bold! I've never had any friends!"
Gu Erli glanced at Lu until he had no friends Bei, clicked his tongue, then continued to play the game in a sullen manner.
"I haven't finished talking to you yet." Lu Yaobei picked up the leather cushion and said with a mournful face, "Then, the model I was in charge of shooting. He is an exchange student from Japan."
"Hmm. What's the matter?"
"He's so cheap, let me tell you." Lu Yaobei sat up again, crossed his legs, his teeth itching with hatred, "Harassing me every two days makes it difficult for me to sleep well every day."
"People probably have their eyes on you." Gu Erli couldn't help laughing, and silently patted Lu Yaobei's shoulder to express his comfort.
"Fuck. I'm a straight man!!! Straighter than a titanium alloy steel pipe." Lu Yaobei was about to cry, "I want to learn from the spirit that you rejected Weidong back then, and you won't get in."
When Weidong was mentioned, Gu Erli paused, then lowered his head and continued to play with his mobile phone, and said silently: "Brother, you can ask for more blessings."
Lu Yaobei cried and complained about how shameless the Japanese student was, and he was still talking about it when he got on the plane.
Gu Erli was so annoyed enough, he yelled at him: "If you mention this little Japan again, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart."
Lu Yaobei immediately shut up, and looked at him aggrievedly: "Lizi, what's wrong with you. Are you unhappy?"
"No." Gu Erli covered the blanket, patted Lu Yaobei's head and said, "My dear son, Dad is going to sleep."
Didn't sleep last night, can you not be sleepy?
It took two hours to fly to the place. Gu Erli was woken up by Lu Yaobei.
Before boarding the plane, he talked to Old Man Gu on the phone, and he probably was already waiting for him at the pick-up area.
After exiting the security check, Gu Erli wandered around silently, looking for the most handsome among a group of old men and old ladies who were picking up the plane.
When he saw an old gentleman in a gray silk shirt standing behind the crowd, he raised his eyebrows happily.
Old man Gu waved his hand at him and said, "Hey, Mr. Gu is back."
The author has something to say: Lu Yaobei: Grandpa, my full name is: Lu·Titanium Alloy Steel Pipe·Better Bending·Until I Have No Friends·Bei.
"I said, why are you so stupid!" After Fu Lang was splashed with the spilled water for the third time, he finally couldn't help getting angry, "Could you be more angry?"
Gu Erli lowered his position slightly, frowned and looked at Fu Lang and said, "Can't you fucking move to the right? This is inherently unbalanced."
"Get lost!" Fu Lang glared at him, "You don't believe me, measure if my hand is in the middle?!"
"I think it's because you are short on your side. I'm not thankful for my efforts. Do you still have a conscience? Fu Goudan?"
After going downstairs, Gu Erli simply threw the bucket on the ground, and due to inertia, a lot of water spilled out of the bucket.
Fu Lang ignored him, and walked away with the bucket in his hand: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let you follow me, and I'm still talking nonsense when I bring water."
Gu Erli was so angry that he kindly treated him like a donkey, and he was scolded for helping: "Who was the first to talk crooked? Huh?"
Fu Lang gave him a cold look and didn't like to talk to him, so he just uttered one word and said, "Get lost."
This man is so difficult to live with.
Gu Erli looked at the stones on the road and kicked them far away.
The stone bone rolled for a long time, and stopped when it was blocked by a street lamp.
Gu Erli looked along, and there were two people standing under the street lamp.
A woman and a man, facing the street lights, wearing black stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, and heavy makeup.
Gu Erli looked familiar, didn't this fucking look like Fu Lang in his dream yesterday.
The couple were kissing under the street lamp as if no one was around, Gu Erli was about to leave when he suddenly saw one side of the woman's face, and he was stunned.
No wonder it looks familiar, it's Qin Yue.
A sense of betrayal and a strong sense of humiliation welled up in Gu Erli's heart, he gritted his teeth, feeling his heart beating up and down, making him extremely sick.
He knew about Qin Yue's cheating before they broke up, but now that he saw it with his own eyes, he still felt that it hurt his self-esteem.You said that you cheated and cheated, why are you still making rumors about me here, making me a scumbag that everyone shouts and beats, and you are still a pure white lotus in the bitch.
Gu Erli wanted to rush up and fight that man, but he felt that it was really unnecessary.
Fu Lang stopped at the spot and glanced at him, and after seeing clearly who the person under the streetlight was, he turned and left.
He is not interested in this kind of gossip at all, and with a personality that is independent, if he knows that he has seen this, he may kill him to silence it.
In order to help him regain some dignity, Fu Lang decided to pretend he didn't see anything.
Back in the dormitory, Gu Erli didn't say much.
The tightly furrowed brow showed that he was very irritable.
Fu Lang turned on the light on his mobile phone and poured out half of the hot water in the bucket for him.
He picked up his pajamas and walked to the bathroom to start taking a shower.
I still feel bad after taking a shower, the weather is so hot that my pores are almost closed.
Fu Lang closed his eyes, staring at the ceiling in a daze.
In the darkness, a voice came.
"Hey, Fu Goudan. Lend me your lighter. I'll smoke a cigarette."
Fu Lang was so hot that he didn't want to move, so he lay on the bed and said, "If you call me another fucking nickname, I'll smash your ass off, believe it or not!"
Then he took the lighter out of his pocket, slapped it on the table and said, "Come and get it yourself."
Gu Erli is a bit night-blind, he has to save the battery in his mobile phone for class and play tomorrow, and he is not willing to turn it on again at this moment.
So he walked to Fu Lang's bed in the dark, almost like a blind man, his legs touched the edge of the bed, he stretched out his arms to probe the air in mid-air and said, "Where is it?"
Fu Lang half-closed his eyes, watching his hands fluttering above his head, feeling too tired to speak.
Let this idiot find it by himself, it's better to throw him somersault again!
Gu Erli couldn't get the instruction, so he moved his foot to the side, lowered his body and reached out to touch it.
He didn't know where it was, he just felt that there was darkness in his vision, and he touched a cylindrical geometry.
"Fuck you, where are you going to touch your hands?" Fu Lang sat up abruptly, and punched him hard in the chest.
"Fuck, did I touch your bird?" Gu Erli clapped his hands in disgust, "Fu Goudan, you are really shameless, did you think you were hard just now?"
"Hello, your mother." Fu Lang frowned and punched him again, "My stuff is already that big, if it's not hard, it's just that big."
Gu Erli was already blind, and he didn't know why at this moment, he especially hoped that he would just be blind like this and let it go.
He stood awkwardly in the air for a while, then took a step back.
Pretending to be calm, he fumbled on the table for a long time before he found the phone, went to the sink to wash his hands with the light on, and soaped his hands several times.He almost rubbed a piece of skin off the palm of his hand.
Such a long night, so hard.
Gu Erli had been staring in a daze and was woken up several times by the heat, didn't sleep much all night, and then it was dawn.
The call came at about five o'clock in the morning. The shower in their dormitory was not turned off. When the call came, there was a sound of water splashing, which woke him up at that time.So he got up straight away, and Fu Lang was taking a bath in the bathroom when he went to the bathroom. Before his footsteps were within one meter of the bathroom, he heard Fu Lang roaring at him through the door: "Gu Erli, you Get lost, you pervert!"
What kind of broken tone is this, making him really look like some heinous hooligan.
He is also very upset, okay, he thought about washing his hands when he came together, okay, left a psychological shadow, okay, he just wanted to cry, okay? !
However, fortunately, there was only half a day of class on Friday, so Gu Erli rushed back to the dormitory after class.
Folded two pieces of clothes and stuffed them into the bag, called Lu Yaobei and agreed to meet at the gate of the research institute.
He went to the supermarket at the gate to buy a pack of cigarettes, and then leaned on a nearby pillar to play with his mobile phone.
It didn't take long before he heard someone calling him, and when he looked up, he saw a boy wearing black t-shirt camouflage pants and British round-toed boots walking over, waving at him and throwing his schoolbag over his shoulder.
Gu Erli walked over and patted Lu Yaobei's shoulder, and he could smell the perfume on his body half a meter away.
It just so happens that he also recognizes this brand.
Gray flannel.
A very cool woody aroma.It's not Beibei's style at all.
This guy Lu Beibei has a few pairs of underwear, what brand they are, and he knows what size they are.Not to mention a bottle of perfume.
Gu Erli took a breath and said, "Bei'er, you smell of her perfume."
Lu Yaobei gave him a thumbs up: "It's my nose that committed the crime."
"Virtue." Gu Erli kicked him lightly, took him by the shoulders and got into the taxi.
Lu Yaobei unloaded his schoolbag, rubbed his head and said, "Grandpa is so exhausted. The grandson of the model team is really hard to serve."
"I was just asking you, why do you work so much every night?" Gu Erli frowned and played games, and looked up at him, "Did you go to the street behind my back again?"
"Get out of here." Lu Yaobei punched him, frowned and said, "I recently accepted a commercial event. It's an event in our academy, and I cooperated with the model team."
Gu Erli nodded: "Yeah, yeah. Are the girls in the model team thin-waisted, long-legged, big-breasted, fair-skinned and beautiful?"
"That's what I fucking thought at first." Lu Yaobei gritted his teeth and said, "But after looking at the planning, it's all male models."
"Male model?" Gu Erli was taken aback, "Fuck. Then you..."
"What me? Then what?" Lu Yaobei explained excitedly, "I'm a straight man. A straight man with capital letters in bold! I've never had any friends!"
Gu Erli glanced at Lu until he had no friends Bei, clicked his tongue, then continued to play the game in a sullen manner.
"I haven't finished talking to you yet." Lu Yaobei picked up the leather cushion and said with a mournful face, "Then, the model I was in charge of shooting. He is an exchange student from Japan."
"Hmm. What's the matter?"
"He's so cheap, let me tell you." Lu Yaobei sat up again, crossed his legs, his teeth itching with hatred, "Harassing me every two days makes it difficult for me to sleep well every day."
"People probably have their eyes on you." Gu Erli couldn't help laughing, and silently patted Lu Yaobei's shoulder to express his comfort.
"Fuck. I'm a straight man!!! Straighter than a titanium alloy steel pipe." Lu Yaobei was about to cry, "I want to learn from the spirit that you rejected Weidong back then, and you won't get in."
When Weidong was mentioned, Gu Erli paused, then lowered his head and continued to play with his mobile phone, and said silently: "Brother, you can ask for more blessings."
Lu Yaobei cried and complained about how shameless the Japanese student was, and he was still talking about it when he got on the plane.
Gu Erli was so annoyed enough, he yelled at him: "If you mention this little Japan again, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart."
Lu Yaobei immediately shut up, and looked at him aggrievedly: "Lizi, what's wrong with you. Are you unhappy?"
"No." Gu Erli covered the blanket, patted Lu Yaobei's head and said, "My dear son, Dad is going to sleep."
Didn't sleep last night, can you not be sleepy?
It took two hours to fly to the place. Gu Erli was woken up by Lu Yaobei.
Before boarding the plane, he talked to Old Man Gu on the phone, and he probably was already waiting for him at the pick-up area.
After exiting the security check, Gu Erli wandered around silently, looking for the most handsome among a group of old men and old ladies who were picking up the plane.
When he saw an old gentleman in a gray silk shirt standing behind the crowd, he raised his eyebrows happily.
Old man Gu waved his hand at him and said, "Hey, Mr. Gu is back."
The author has something to say: Lu Yaobei: Grandpa, my full name is: Lu·Titanium Alloy Steel Pipe·Better Bending·Until I Have No Friends·Bei.
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