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Fu Lang parted his fingers, straightened his collar, stood at the door and checked his pocket, looked at him lazily and leisurely, and said, "You're in a hurry."

Fuck him!What kind of shit attitude is this!

Gu Erli frowned to suppress his anger, and shook his head like a rattle: "Who said I was in a hurry? I'm not in a hurry! Who said I was in a hurry, I really want to impatient with him!"

Fu Lang glanced at him and spit out two words: "mentally retarded."

Then turned around and left.

Who is this? Gu Erli pointed his middle finger at Fu Lang's back with his hands in his pocket.

When he went back to the dormitory, he didn't see Fu Lang. He was bored, so he could only lie on the bed and play games.

He's been on the decline lately, his face has turned black into a non-chief, and after drawing a card with the lowest level, he simply dropped his phone, and I stopped playing.

There is a sandbag in the dormitory, probably hung by Fu Lang.

Gu Erli went up and punched it twice, imagining this thing as Fu Lang's face, and he was relieved by the punches.

Then suddenly his cell phone rang, and Lu Yaobei sent him a text message asking him, "Can we go home together this week?"

"Okay, I happen to have something to do. Then book a flight for Friday afternoon?"

"Okay. I'm going to check the tickets online now."

"How is the research institute? Are there many girls?"

He hasn't chatted with Lu Beibei much in the past few days, and he still doesn't feel used to having someone chattering in his ear.

In the past, even if Lu Beibei went to Mauritius in Africa to take photos somewhere, he would send him messages every day.

He even wondered if Lu Beibei had found a new family and started a relationship.

After all, he has always been the kind of person who can forget everything when he sees sex.

"Hey, I'm not angry if I don't mention this. I'll tell you in detail when we meet on Friday. I've been a little busy lately."

"Your old man has a lot to do every day."

"Little chestnut, step back, I'm about to open the day."

"Who is Li Wanji?"

"It's your sister! Don't be poor, I really have something to do here, let's talk about it another day, okay!"

"Well, you stinky shit, get out of here."

After closing the phone, Gu Erli got up and emptied the garbage in the dormitory trash can.

The trash can he was using was already full, and Fu Lang took out the trash almost once a day.And when taking out the trash, I also use facial tissues to pad my hands, because I am afraid of getting dirty.

The cleanliness of the dormitory is not his turn to worry about at all.

After taking a shower, Fu Lang would sweep every corner and spray it with disinfectant.

Be fussy.

Gu Erli threw away the trash, just in time to meet Fu Lang coming back in his sportswear, sweating profusely.

"What are you doing?" Gu Erli clapped his hands, turned back and went upstairs.

"Puay Muay Thai." Fu Lang shook off the sweat on his forehead, jumped up three flights of steps, and climbed up the stairs.

The weather is really hot, and he desperately needs to take a bath.

Gu Erli followed behind him leisurely, wondering whether he should also practice some martial arts or something.

If he has a skill, the next time Fu Lang hits him with Muay Thai, he will do two tricks with others in a serious manner.Although you can win with a net out of the wild, it's not very handsome.

Fu Lang ran to the dormitory, opened the bathroom door, and was about to take off his clothes, when he found that the shower did not move at all, and there was no response after patting it twice with his hand.

Gu Erli sat on the natto bag, pressed the remote control of the air conditioner and said, "Fuck, there's a power outage."

"Not only was the power cut off, but the fucking water was also cut off." Fu Lang wiped the sweat off his face with a towel, took off his wristband, and looked at the time with a frown.

Six o'clock in the evening.

We all know that the hydropower of S University stopped very quickly like a tornado, and when it will come back, it is really unknown.

The lack of electricity in this weather can almost roast people. Gu Erli couldn't sit still after sitting for 2 minutes, because he felt that the natto bag was almost like a hot water bottle, and he would burn his butt while sitting.

But the one who was more irritable at the moment should be Fu Lang. He was sweating badly and had nowhere to wash. Every pore on his body was proclaiming his anger.

Sitting in the room was like taking a sauna, neither of them could sit still, and it was the first time that they left the room in such a tacit understanding.

Standing at the door of the dormitory, I saw a group of people with their heads lying on the balcony. At a glance, there were light sources from mobile phones everywhere.

"Fuck, is it possible to let people live in such a hot day?"

"I'm dying of heat, and I haven't called yet!"

"When is this call?"

"If you don't call again, I'll fucking open the room."

"The school doesn't let you go out."

There was a lot of scolding in the boys' dormitory.

After hearing this, Gu Erli secretly sighed in his heart that Uncle Zhang's business must be very good tonight, and it is estimated that there will be many people over the wall later.

In fact, he can handle the heat quite well. Standing at the door, there is a small wind blowing. The temperature is still within his tolerable range, but the surrounding air is a bit dry.

Although Fu Lang looked normal, he was already not calm, as could be seen from the hem of his slightly rolled up T-shirt.

This action not only shows that he is impatient, but also vaguely shows some strong abdominal muscles.

Gu Erli had no idea about the abdominal muscles of a man, he just thought it looked good, so he took another look.

After being discovered by Fu Lang, he received a look of extreme contempt.

Gu Erli raised his eyebrows, wanting to say who doesn't have abdominal muscles, my brother and I have them too.

He was just about to lift his clothes to show Fu Lang, but he was frightened by the sound of thunder on the radio and stopped.

The dean stood at the bottom of the dormitory with a loudspeaker and shouted: "Students, please pay attention. Because a student in the dormitory improperly used electricity, the entire circuit of the dormitory in the second district was paralyzed. It can be fixed."

What a piece of shit, if it's a rush repair, I guess this line will be able to call tonight. I guess it's a hot day and it's night. I can't find a master electrician, so I can't fix it until tomorrow.

As soon as the dean of the hospital finished his words, a group of energetic and hormonally imbalanced older men became angry.

I don't know who took the lead, so everyone picked up the hot water bottle and threw it downstairs.

It was like dropping a bomb, the sound of boomboomboom was endless, the hot water bottle made a loud explosion sound, and flowers bloomed one after another downstairs.

Gu Erli was instantly elated, and quickly took out his phone to take a photo.

"Fuck, these people are crazy."

At first they just threw a water bottle or something, but later people really didn’t care about 21 and [-], and just threw everything down.

Gu Erli also heard a buddy upstairs shout angrily: "Damn! Who threw my sneakers down?"

So he raised his head and took a look, a gray sneaker suddenly flew in front of him.Facing the wind and smell, he wanted to cry a little.

I lowered my head and took a closer look, only to find that these were not gray sneakers, but white sneakers that had turned gray after being worn for a long time.However, the smell was so hot that it irritated the eyes and nose, which made Gu Erli lose his footing and almost fell down the stairs.

Standing next to him, Fu Lang threw a thermos down, clapped his hands and said, "Oh, it's quite loud."

Gu Erli pinched his nose, picked up the sneaker with a clothes drying pole, and threw away the pole.

Turning his head and taking a look, Fu Lang, who had his hips crossed and sighed loudly, frowned and asked, "I remember you don't have a hot water bottle? Fuck me?"

Fu Lang didn't speak, and entered the dormitory silently.

Gu Erli's roar came from behind: "Fu Lang, what you threw is Lao Tzu's thermos :)?"

The protest lasted about an hour, and there was no sign of the school calling.

So the leader who took the lead had no choice but to announce that the event was over, and everyone ran to the back mountain to blow the wind.

The back mountain is really cool, and there is an artificial lake in front of the mountain.

But there are also a lot of mosquitoes, so don't even think about coming back whole after you go there. If you are bitten all night by those mosquitoes the size of fingernails, you will probably have pimples all over your body.

In Gu Erli's heart, personal safety > he couldn't sleep because of the heat.

In Fu Lang's heart, he couldn't take a bath > he couldn't sleep because of the heat.

After thinking for a while, Fu Lang resolutely decided to go to the big bathhouse behind the cafeteria to fetch water.

The bathhouse boils water all year round, and there will be hot water in the boiler.

However, there must have been a long queue of people waiting to receive the water at this moment, but he still wanted to try his luck.

Fu Lang was carrying the bucket and was about to go to the bathhouse. Before leaving, he took a look at Gu Erli.

Gu Erli silently set his eyes on the plastic bucket.

Scratching his head, he said, "Then I'll go with you too. I'm afraid you can't lift this big bucket by yourself."

In fact, Fu Lang can definitely carry a bucket of water alone, but he still has to go up and down the fourth floor, go around the dormitory building to the back of the cafeteria, and climb up to the fifth floor to fetch water.This is a bit more difficult.

It just so happens that he also wants to take a bath, so let's go with him.Save another trip.

Fu Lang had no objection, turned around and left.

Gu Erli closed the door casually, and the moment the door was closed, a white light flashed in his head, he patted his forehead and said, "I seem to... forgot to bring the key."

"You fucking..." Fu Lang touched his pocket, frowned and said, "I didn't bring it either."

The two stared at each other for a minute, then withdrew their gazes at the same time.

"Forget it, go get the water back first, and then ask the housekeeper for a backup key."

Gu Erli silently kicked the bottle cap at his feet, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

That's enough, two mentally handicapped, none of them could remember to bring a key before leaving.

Going downstairs, Fu Lang walked on the right with an empty bucket, and Gu Erli walked on the left, with a bucket between them.

It's quite cool downstairs, especially after passing the dormitory building, there is a gust of wind blowing in the shade.

Gu Erli walked happily in small steps, wearing sandals and walking in front.

To Fu Lang's surprise, seeing him wearing sandals and big underpants is not obscene, nor does it make people feel sloppy.

Because Gu Erli's legs were slender and straight, and his figure was as tall as a young white poplar, he wore the underpants with a very clean feeling.

Just like the temperament of a sunny boy in him, it is very vast, as if it comes from the vast feeling of the sea.

It's hard to tell what it feels like.

At this time, the wind just blew up the hem of his white T, revealing a bit of a beautiful waistline.

Fu Lang tried his best to restrain his slanted gaze, looked at the tree not far away, and felt for the first time that Gu Erli's appearance was not so unpleasant.

When the two arrived at the place, they saw that the line was as long as they had imagined.

At the same time, he silently took out his mobile phone.

Gu Erli praised the tacit understanding between the two of them for the second time today, and then continued to play his mobile game.

After going through several levels, he looked up at Fu Lang, and found that he was still staring at the phone screen intently, not knowing what he was looking at vigorously.

Curiosity made him turn his head to take a look, and his desire to survive made him cover his eyes so as not to look.

It turned out that what Fu Lang watched so seriously every day was actually the story meeting.

He was so serious that he thought he was doing some scientific research, sometimes frowning, sometimes pouted, and sometimes showing a mysterious smile.It's like watching the storytelling with your life.

"Do you need to take it so seriously?" Gu Erli couldn't help asking.

"The story club is an advanced humanities and social sciences book." Fu Lang looked at him with a serious face, frowning, and turned the page, this time reading the People's Daily instead.

"Knowledge is power," he said.

puff.

Gu Erli clutched his chest, feeling that he must have misunderstood Fu Lang, he was not aloof at all, but dementia.

Waited about an hour to get water.

After receiving the water, Gu Erli realized that there was only one handle for the bucket.

The two of them held a bucket of water hand in hand like this, no matter how you looked at it, they felt awkward.

But there is no way, the two of them can't walk with the bucket in their arms.

So the two grown men who came together because of the water outage walked on the road awkwardly carrying a bucket of water.