roommate he is straight

No, no, no, there shouldn't be such a coincidence in the world.

Gu Erli returned the progress bar to the beginning, and listened to it several times, wanting to make sure that what he heard was a female voice.

how can that be possible.

Fu Lang's voice is a deep male voice, with a smoky voice, the earphones are clearly the delicate hums of Sister Yi Yu!

The difference is huge.

Gu Erli frowned, and secretly glanced at Fu Lang who was lying on the bed.

The man in front of him had long legs raised high, and was hunched over in a white thin T-shirt, revealing a nice spine facing him. Fu Lang's side face was sharp, and he was concentrating on playing with his phone.

That, I said, you...

Gu Erli organized his words silently, not knowing how to ask.

Firstly, he was not familiar with Fu Lang at all. If it was really just the same name, his perverted + scumbag personality would be confirmed by himself without the need for others to publicize it.

Secondly, because of Fu Lang's character that explodes at the first blow, if he asks, he will probably get a good beating.

Gu Erli felt the wound under his eyes that hadn't healed yet, fuck it, forget it.

Although he is not a shy person, after all, he will have to get along with Fu Lang under the same roof in the future, and he will not fight with others every day.

Fu Lang had long noticed Gu Erli's hesitant gaze, raised his eyebrows and glanced at him, turned sideways, and replied a text message to Lin Zeyong.

"I took this book."

Money is a bit tight recently, and he has started making an exception to accept radio dramas.

Lin Zeyong sent an emoji of Song Minguo, typed two words: eating whale.

"Eating whale?" Fu Lang said, "Did you make a typo, it should be eating essence. I think you need a bottle of hand cancer cream."

"I take it you need a bottle of scouring powder."

After reading the text message, Fu Lang found that Gu Erli was still frowning, meditating with earphones in his ears, staring at him for a while, and staring at him for a while, and his eyes were empty for a while, not knowing what he was thinking.

In fact, Gu Erli looks quite fierce, with deep eyes and a high nose, with a green skin and a short haircut, and he stands there without saying a word.It is estimated that some people believe that he is a compatriot of the fighting nation.

But this person's expression is very silly now, just like a mentally handicapped child who insists on looking at a hundred thousand whys.

Stupid.

Fu Lang turned over and silently waited for Gu Erli to ask him a question, so that he could rebuff him in time.

When I had nothing to do, I took a look at the notebook of the radio drama I just picked up.

Then I heard his voice from behind: "Hey, are you free? I want to ask..."

"No, go away."

Fu Lang blocked his words in time and didn't give him a chance to ask any more questions.

Gu Erli touched the back of his head, frowned and said, "Hey, I mean you. Can you still have fun?"

Fu Lang didn't bother to talk to him, he lived alone in this dormitory all the time.

I've lived there for three years and I'm used to it.

At this moment, he suddenly said that a stunned young man broke in and wanted to live with him, but he really couldn't accept it for a while.

He has lived for more than 20 years without living with anyone, including his parents.

As soon as Gu Erli came, he felt that his territory had been invaded, and he felt restless from head to toe, from the inside to the outside.

Can this be tolerated?Absolutely can't stand it.

What's more, this Gu Erli doesn't look like a good bird.He sees all kinds of things that are not pleasing to the eye, and he ignores everything he can ignore, and treats people as air.

But Gu Erli was very stubborn, and called him twice as if he was calling out to his soul. Then he turned his head to look at the person, squinted his eyes and said, "If you have any nonsense, hurry up and let go."

"You, you, can you be more polite." Gu Erli said, "We are all civilized people."

"put."

"What, let me tell you, are you doing cv online?" Gu Erli scratched his head, staring into his eyes and asked.

Fu Lang's eyes darkened, and he immediately vetoed, "No."

He is doing cv online, and only Lin Zeyong knows about the three-dimensional.

Lin Zeyong pulled him into the pit at the beginning, and this time he accepted the book, and Lin Zeyong told him several times before he agreed to follow up.

Because recently he wanted to change his camera to a special lens for macro shots.He fell in love with one on the Internet yesterday, and as usual, he definitely bought it without hesitation.

But the situation is a bit special. At the beginning of the month, his old man completely blocked his source of income.I want to force him to submit obediently.

In the past few days, he was really manic to a certain extent.It doesn't work if it doesn't explode.

Life is always full of surprises. When you think you are unlucky, it will tell you that you can be even more unlucky.

Fu Lang lowered his eyes and looked at the only photo in the phone, feeling inexplicably sad.

It was a boy's side face, against the light, with the green summer behind him.The leaves cast dappled shadows on his face.

Light and shadow interweave to form a beautiful painting.

The corners of the boy's mouth were raised slightly, and his eyes were hot, as if in a 45-degree hot weather.

This person really used to be like Fu Lang's high fever, which lasted continuously, but now the fever subsides.Only the sweat on the forehead was left.

Fu Lang stretched out his knuckle-boned fingers, lightly clicked Delete, and then clicked OK.

Benedict.sound.

A vast expanse of whiteness, the world is so clean.

After getting a negative answer from Fu Lang, Gu Erli only felt that he was a bit of a dick today.

But still pay attention to this silently, there is only one up owner of the work in the space.

Then he climbed into bed and went to sleep.

I also had a very disturbing dream.

He dreamed that Fu Lang had turned into a woman, wearing black stiletto heels, fishnet stockings, heavy makeup on her face, and a choppy chest, leaning against the door of the dormitory and winking at him.

As soon as he opened his mouth, there was a low panting voice from the phone.

Gu Erli was so nauseated that he almost vomited in his dream.

After waking up the next day, he felt a little motion sick. Seeing Fu Lang standing at the sink looking in the mirror, he was so scared that he hurried to the bathroom.

It directly caused him to be almost late for class.

The first period was English class, which he was least good at. Gu Erli had no choice but to sneak into the classroom through the back door. There was only one seat next to Fu Lang in the classroom. He had no choice at all, so he sat down at a distance from him. , I heard that the teacher was just clicking.

The English class teacher looks just like Jia Ling, with a round face, round like a biscuit, which makes people feel like they are celebrating the New Year.

At the beginning of the lecture, the English teacher introduced himself first. He didn't hear the Chinese name clearly, but he vaguely heard the last sentence: "You can call me Ms. Lin. From now on in my class, everyone is only allowed to communicate in English. If you speak a word in Chinese, you will be fined [-] yuan. Take out the fined money and invite everyone to eat together.”

"Hey, this Ms. Jia, how did she just say that she was fined?" Just after she finished speaking, there were buzzing discussions, which caused Gu Erli to not capture any effective information at all.

Fu Lang looked at Gu Erli expressionlessly, showed a kind "smile", then raised his hand at the teacher, pointed at Gu Erli and said: "Teacher, He just spoke in Chinese." (Teacher, he just spoke in Chinese. .)

What does it mean to commit a crime against the wind, and what does it mean to kill a chicken for a monkey to see.

Gu Erli completed the interpretation of these two idioms within 1 minute.

Unable to stand the baptism of so many people's eyes, Gu Erli could only bite the bullet and walked up to the podium step by step under the gaze of all the students, obediently took out 50 yuan, and asked hesitantly: "M...Ms Jia... "Jia Ling?How much is the fine?

The English teacher's face darkened in an instant, and he gave him a glare. Gu Erli was so frightened that after throwing away 50 yuan, he added another [-] yuan.

He is so annoying.

Walking back to his seat, Gu Erli almost couldn't hold back and uttered a dirty word. Before the word "fuck" could be uttered, he swallowed it and replaced it with: "fuckyou."

Fu Lang folded his arms and leaned on the stool, and said leisurely: "comeon~"

fuck fuck fuck!

Gu Erli held back for a long time and didn't know how to answer. He knew limited English words.

It's true that when the book is used, there will be less hate!I don't know English, and I have no mouth to return curses!

At the beginning, for the sake of convenience, he always took a translator sister with him when he went to foreign countries, and he didn't communicate with foreign friends at all. Now he really regrets it.

Lin Zeyong sat in front of him quite quietly, and didn't listen to his nagging all day.

The English teacher's teaching style should be quite humorous, and the students in the class laughed like wolves.Although he couldn't understand what the teacher was talking about, Gu Erli was so anxious that he wanted to scratch his head, and he also eagerly wanted to participate.

He was embarrassing enough just now, and he must never be fined again in this class.

As the class monitor, Lin Zeyong's English must be good.

Gu has a strong self-esteem and Li Xin thinks, as long as he follows Lin Zeyong to make the same reaction, there should be no mistakes, and he can pretend to understand.

So, he quietly observed Lin Zeyong's movements at the front table, heard him laughing softly, and quickly seized the opportunity to start laughing loudly.

His laughter echoed in the unusually quiet classroom. At this moment, all the students turned their heads to look at him, and Ms. Jia also gave him a look full of resentment.

Gu Erli frowned and didn't say a word, is it fucking embarrassing again?

"As the teacher said just now, she just got divorced this year." Lin Zeyong told him in a low voice.

"Then you just laughed like an egg."

"I just read a joke on the Internet."

"..."

After class was finally over, Gu Erli only felt that he had lost everyone in this semester.

He grabbed Fu Lang's collar and carried him directly outside the classroom, frowned and said, "Come on, let's fight."

The author has something to say: Gu Erli smiled :) Live on.