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"I'm going to the toilet, you can hold me for a while first." Lin Zeyong stood up after finishing speaking, and directly stuffed the peach into Gu Erli's arms.

The little sister is quite cute, with a round apple face and tender skin that seems to be able to pinch water.

Gu Erli shook his arms twice, changed into a slightly more comfortable position, and half carried the man on his shoulders.

"Where did your family go? Where's your mother?" Lin Zeyong's family members were also big-hearted, and he let such a small child dangle around in his arms.

"My mother hasn't left work yet, and my aunt's daughter is sick today, so I'll take care of her for a while."

"Ouch. Be gentle, brother!"

Taozi patted Gu Erli's hairy head with one small hand, and grabbed his ear with the other hand, pulling it out hard. He heard him screaming in pain, Taozi rocked back and forth in joy, and clucked with laughter.

When Lin Zeyong came out of the toilet, he saw such a scene.

"It seems that she likes you quite a bit." Lin Zeyong folded his arms and looked at Gu Erli, who was grinning, and said, "I just cried all the way, and I was really troubled to death."

"Damn it, is this little girl a unicorn arm or something, my ear is almost ripped off by her."

Gu Erli frowned and let out a cry, and Tao Zi immediately laughed.

Gu Erli sighed, he has the potential to shake S at such a young age, it's really amazing.

"Be patient for a while, Fu Lang will come later."

Lin Zeyong glanced at the time, and as soon as the voice finished speaking, Fu Lang pushed the door open and walked in.

The first thing he did after he entered the door was to reach out to pick up Tao Zi, holding her small buttocks with one hand, stretching out his slender five fingers to hug her small head and press on his shoulder.

His palms are bigger than Ren Taozi's head, it's like a child with each hand.

And the baby-holding movements seem to be more skilled than professionally trained human traffickers.It looks like she often hugs her baby.

But Tao Zi lay in Fu Lang's arms and was quiet for two seconds, then twisted her body, stretched her two small arms towards Gu Erli, and shouted anxiously: "Ba Ba."

Gu Erli was so frightened that he almost jumped out, pointed to his nose and asked Lin Zeyong, "Did she call me daddy?"

Lin Zeyong's face was ashen, with an expression of "you think too much": "She can only pronounce this monosyllabic word."

"Scared me. I said, this can't be done, I don't even know who your mother is... this..." Gu Erli pointed to Taozi and then to Lin Zeyong, then shook his head.

Taozi looked at Gu Erli's head longingly, and stretched out her arms to hug him with a cry.

Fu Lang glanced at Gu Erli, and reluctantly handed his little sister to him again.

As soon as she returned to Gu Erli's arms, Tao Zi smiled so much that she showed her baby teeth, and the teardrops hanging on her face hadn't had time to dry.

"Yo, this little sister has a future." Gu Erli glanced at Fu Lang proudly, "She will cling to whoever is handsome."

Fu Lang ignored him, and took out a candy from his pocket, trying to divert Tao Zi's attention.

"I'm talking about you, I haven't settled with you for lying to me this afternoon." Gu Erli turned sideways, protecting Tao Zi from him.

"Who else can I blame if I'm an idiot?" Fu Lang raised his eyebrows and glanced at him neither angry nor happy, and suppressed what he was about to say.

Fuck, do you dare to be more ruthless with this look?

"Fu Lang, with your attitude, believe it or not, I will let you taste the feeling of losing a loved one right away?" Gu Erli pinched Taozi's armpit and lifted it above his head, with a tragic expression, just like Dong Cunrui holding up a dynamite bag.

"Who are you scaring?" Fu Lang glanced at him, Taozi giggled happily, and just caught his ears with both hands.

After a stalemate for about 5 minutes, Gu Erli found that the little sister was in his ear, and forced to separate several times but failed. Lin Zeyong just shook his head and said: "Why don't you go to eat with us, and send the peaches to me by the way. My mother's place."

Gu Erli frowned and glanced at the little sister who was drooling all over him, then sighed helplessly and said, "That's fine."

If it wasn't for the fact that the little sister stuck to his body like a plaster and couldn't be torn off, even if he was killed, he wouldn't want to eat with Fu Lang's paralyzed face.

Moreover, their school is a fully enclosed campus, built on a mountain, and people are not allowed to go down at all.You have to bring your exit certificate with you when you go out. In the afternoon, he and Lu Yaobei went to surf the Internet and went over the wall secretly.

Stepping on the tree to climb the top of the wall, jumping down is the yard of an uncle's house.

The old man was sitting in the yard waving a fan and holding an umbrella, looking at Gu Erli leisurely and saying, "Give me the money."

Gu Erli is very familiar with the business here, because two years ago, he also offered a monthly subscription package with the uncle.

Walked over to WeChat and transferred two yuan to the uncle, he still didn't forget to greet him: "How is business today, uncle?"

"You are today's No.30 customer." The uncle put away his phone and sat there with an umbrella, humming.

"Then what kind of umbrella are you holding?"

"Slapping people down every day, I'm not afraid of being smashed."

Thinking of this uncle, Gu Erli couldn't help but laugh for a long time, laughing like a fool.

Lin Zeyong turned to look at him and said, "What's wrong with this?"

Then he took out three exit passes from his pocket and handed them to the guard uncle.

Gu Erli put his arms around Taozi and immediately went up to him and asked, "Where did you get this exit permit? Can you give me some?"

Without saying a word, Lin Zeyong took out one from his butt pocket, and handed him the folded blank exit pass: "Take it and copy it, Lao Zhang's characters are easy to imitate, just sign it."

Gu Erli is like a treasure, with it, he no longer has to climb over the wall.

After all, it is not very convenient to have so many days every month, such as rainy days or something.

After leaving the school gate, the three of them took a Didi and got off after turning a corner.

The three of them entered the home cooking restaurant, Gu Erli walked in the back, carried the little sister on his back, and followed into the restaurant with a resentful expression on his face.

The three ordered four dishes, Gu Erli waved to the waiter and said, "Add a baby chair here."

The waiter was a pretty young girl, she was probably a part-time female college student from a nearby university.

She ran over carrying the chair, and saw three handsome guys looking at her in unison, her face blushed immediately, and she whispered: "Hi, this is the baby chair you want."

Gu Erli picked up Taozi and placed it in the chair.Turning to look at the waiter's sister, she said, "Thank you."

"It's okay." The waiter's younger sister secretly glanced at Fu Lang again, and ran away in embarrassment.

Later, she was the one who served the dishes, and the dishes on the plate were almost spilled out, which was twice as much as that on the table next door.

Gu Erli stroked his chin and said, "I suspect she has taken a fancy to me."

Fu Lang and Lin Zeyong didn't answer his words, which made him a little embarrassed.

So Gu Erli had no choice but to continue to explain: "She must like me, look at her blushing like that."

"When the food was served later, they didn't even look at you." Lin Zeyong scooped up a spoonful of steamed eggs and fed it to Tao Zi.

"She was embarrassed to look at me." Gu Erli said, "I know."

Fu Lang sneered: "You can save some face."

Gu Erli looked up at him: "I said you, why are you always fighting against me. Those who don't know think that I stole your girlfriend."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Zeyong raised his mobile phone and said, "There is a post in our school's post bar. Why do I see this person so much like you?"

Fu Lang leaned over to take a look, folded his arms to look at Gu Erli and said, "Yo, scumbag."

"Get lost." Gu Erli grabbed the phone and took a look, fuck, Qin Yue opened another post.

"Looking at your girlfriend looking like this, I guess you're not doing well." Fu Lang shook his head and commented.

"Pay attention to your wording. In terms of seniority, I'm still a senior two years older than you."

"Later, why did you repeat the grade?" Lin Zeyong said this with a puzzled expression, and Gu Erli wanted to strangle him to death.

"I can't finish this meal, waiter, let's pay the bill." Gu Erli patted the table and took out his mobile phone, and settled the account of the three people through WeChat.

Lin Zeyong smiled, glanced at him and said, "I'm so sorry to ask you to treat me..."

He said this with a smile in his tone, which didn't make Gu Erli feel any embarrassment in him.

"How much is your WeChat ID, I'll transfer the money to you." Fu Lang took out his phone and said.

"Not a few bucks. No need."

"Hurry up." Fu Lang stretched out his fingers and tapped on the table, his eyes darkened, "I don't like to owe others."

Okay, okay, you are the coolest, you are the best, you are electricity, you are light, you are the only mentally retarded.

Gu Erli complained silently in his heart, took out his mobile phone and asked him to scan the QR code.

drop.

"_(:з"∠)_" requests to add you as a friend.

Gu Erli frowned. After looking at it several times, he couldn't figure out what the head portrait was, so he pointed to the symbol that resembled some unknown creature and said, "dash, bracket, colon, three, a vertical tick." , less than sign, end of brackets, dash. Is this you?"

It's really hard to think of such a non-mainstream screen name.

Fu Lang glanced at him indifferently and said, "Nonsense."

"Then what is your avatar?" Gu Erli clicked on the big picture of the avatar, but he couldn't figure out what this lump was.

Lin Zeyong looked over curiously, smiled and said, "Isn't this the pineapple cake made by Fu Lang?"

"Why pineapple cake?" Gu Erli turned into a blue cat and asked mischievously three thousand times, asking non-stop.

"Because it's delicious." Fu Lang said four words with a serious face.

Gu Erli did not speak on the surface, but silently said "crazy" in his heart.

When the little princess Peach was successfully delivered to her mother, Gu Erli glanced at Fu Lang, standing there a little at a loss.

Lin Zeyong left, if the two of them went back together, they would probably have to pinch each other halfway.

But it was very difficult to separate and go along the way.

After thinking for three seconds, Gu Erli turned and went to the supermarket.

Fu Lang naturally ignored him, ran in the opposite direction with him, walked to the middle of the road with long legs, and stopped a car.

When Gu Erli bought a bunch of things and returned to the dormitory, he had already taken a shower. He took out his mobile phone and carefully plugged in the earphones.

After inserting it once, it felt that it was not inserted tightly, so I poked it in again.

Unpacking the natto bag and putting it on the edge of the table, Gu Erli slumped down, carefully stuffed the earphones into his ears, and glanced at Fu Lang again.

Based on the principle of never falling twice in the same place, Gu Erli silently found the video from the play record, lowered the volume and clicked on it.

When the low panting sounded in the earphones, he just glanced casually and accidentally caught a glimpse of the author's name marked on the video.

A striking "_(:з"∠)_" lying under the title made him rub his eyes in fright.

Did he just meet this non-mainstream screen name somewhere?