roommate he is straight

In fact, for Gu Erli, fame or not is not important at all. Compared with others thinking that he is a scumbag, he is more afraid of being known that he has been cheated, and he gritted his teeth and endured it like a turtle.

This is too fucking embarrassing.

Qin Yue is sure that he will not tell about her cheating, nor will he admit that he was cuckolded.That's why he said so presumptuously that it was Gu Erli who kicked her.

When Gu Erli came back from the classroom, he wanted to go back to the dormitory to take a nap, so he could order a takeaway for lunch.

As a result, Lu Beibei called him.

"Tell me if you have something to say? My buddy is bored." Gu Erli answered the phone while going up the stairs, with his right hand in his pocket, and walked quickly.

"Dude, don't bother me, I'm at the door of your boys' dormitory."

Lu Beibei's tone was quite serious, not like he was joking.

"Are you kidding? Didn't you start school early? Didn't you say you were going to Africa to take pictures?" There was a mineral water bottle on the stairs, and Gu Erli kicked it far away.

"I miss you."

Lu Yaobei's tone softened, and Gu Erli felt goosebumps all over his body.

"Which building do you live in?"

"No, I said." Gu Erli saw that he really didn't seem to be joking, so he hurried downstairs, "I'm in Building F, come here quickly."

So he went downstairs again and saw Lu Yaobei just coming over, standing not far away and waving at him.

He waved his hands very excitedly, as if reunited after a long absence.

Bah, it's not as if, it's true that we haven't seen each other for a while.

"North!"

The huge school, the materialistic society, and the cold roommates, only Beibei can warm his lonely heart.

Seeing where Lu Yaobei was standing and showing a signature smile, Gu Erli was stunned instantly.

Excitedly ran over and hammered him on the shoulder.

Lu Yaobei raised his chin, opened his arms and said, "Brother, give me a hug."

"Hug shit, hug me." Gu Erli reached out and gave him a high-five, knocking his paw off.

"No bullshit, just chrysanthemums." Lu Yaobei put his shoulder on his shoulder with a smile.Walk with him to the door of Building F.

"Don't, don't explode on the road." Gu Erli frowned and took his hands off his shoulders. His buddy is like a reincarnation of a showman, and he will start acting as soon as we meet.

"Is your chrysanthemum already hungry and thirsty?" Lu Yaobei smiled wickedly.

"Get out of here." Gu Erli growled in a low voice, then glanced at the housekeeper again and called out, "Hey, uncle."

Lu Yaobei also called Uncle Hello, put his arms around Gu Erli's shoulders and climbed up the stairs and said, "Brother Lizi, don't let him go away. If you dare to ignore him, he will show you."

"Then you go to shit." Gu Erli pushed him away, picked up the mineral water bottle that had just been kicked here and threw it at him, "Get out, get out of here."

"Fuck, Gu Erli, don't hit me in the face. Young master, I rely on my face to make a living." Lu Yaobei chased after him and pressed him. He hit his head with a hammer. After the trouble, he gave him a serious look. , suddenly said, "What's wrong with your face, who hit you?"

"You just found out?" Gu Erli took out the key and opened the door, "Are you blind?"

Lu Yaobei frowned and did not enter the room, clenched his fists and said, "Who bullied you?"

"You look like I'm easy to bully?" Gu Erli took a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator and threw it to him, leaning against the table.

"Then what's going on here." Lu Yaobei took the water and was about to sit down on the bed. Before his butt touched the sheet, he was pulled away by Gu Erli.

"Don't sit down, that's how I was beaten yesterday." Gu Erli pointed to the bed and said, "My roommate has a cleanliness."

"Fuck, you still have a roommate?!" After saying this, Lu Yaobei immediately realized that something was wrong. Lizi likes to think too much, and saying this will definitely remind him of his former roommate Weidong.

"En." Gu Erli responded, but did not mention Weidong's matter.

That's right, he just wanted to rot in Weidong's heart, and probably he would never mention it to others.

"What, Qin Yue came to see me again today." Gu Erli pulled a stool for him to sit down, leaned against the edge of the table, and prepared to order takeaway with his mobile phone.

"Actually, I have never been able to figure out how Qin Yue entangled you."

Gu Erli met Qin Yue through Lu Yaobei. Lu Yaobei had a friend who invited someone to drink with him on his birthday.

Gu Erli was also dragged away that day, Lu Yaobei's friend said that he had been secretly in love with a goddess for a long time, and was going to take advantage of that occasion to confess his love.Let everyone cooperate.

He wanted to confess that the goddess was Qin Yue.

Booing is something that hooligans like them are best at. Gu Erli sat in the middle and yelled louder than anyone else.

In the end, he drank two more glasses, Lu Yaobei sent his sister home and forgot about him, leaving him alone in the bar.

Then it's the next day.

The next day, when he opened his eyes, he saw Qin Yue lying next to him without any clothes on.

"Hold the grass, then what?"

"Then what and then." Gu Erli ordered a pickled fish and a pot of cauliflower, "I got up and left after getting dressed. I didn't even look at her. She sat up from the bed and asked me why I went, I turned my head and glanced at her and said, let’s go home for dinner.”

"Tsk tsk tsk. My friend probably hates you to death. He was about to confess his love to the goddess, but you fell asleep with his goddess in a blink of an eye."

"Pay attention to your words, what do you mean I put his goddess to sleep." Gu Erli frowned and gave him a blank look, "I don't know anything fucking, okay?"

Well, yes, Lu Yaobei doesn't know what other people are like, but he knows Lizi best. When Lizi is drunk, the only thing he will do is fall asleep.That day when he was drunk to achieve that virtue, let alone be able to do anything else, he couldn't be hard at all.

"Qin Yue is quite funny too." Lu Yaobei commented with a smile.

"She was really funny, and she kept chasing me and asked me to take responsibility when it was over. I'm a scumbag, okay, I'll take care of her grandma's legs."

With a fake face over-injected with Botox and the pair of silicone-filled artificial breasts, Gu Erli wondered how anyone could regard this person as a goddess.

"No matter how you say it, people are cheating on you now." Lu Yaobei swayed his long legs, and the buttons of the Martin boots on his feet were shining brightly, blinding people's eyes.

"Damn, I'm with her just because I can't help pestering her." When the phone rang, he opened the door, and it turned out that it was the delivery man.

After placing the dishes on the table, Gu Erli handed him a pair of chopsticks and said, "Don't mention that woman, let's eat."

Just as the two were about to eat, the door opened again.

Gu Erli thought that the food delivery person had something else to do, so he looked up at the door and asked, "What's the matter?"

Fu Lang kicked open the door and walked in, glanced at him and said nothing.Go to the sink and wash your face.

Lu Yaobei pointed at the sink and pouted: "This is your new roommate? It looks quite rusty."

With a stern face and an indifferent expression, he was dressed in black and black pants, with long legs and sweeping eyes.

These few key words appeared in his mind, looking at this roommate, Lu Yaobei wanted to lie down on the ground and call him the boss.

"Come on. You look stingy too." Gu Erli picked up some rice with chopsticks, and smiled to himself after speaking.

"Hey, can you stop being poor if you eat well?" Lu Yaobei knew what he was talking about.

Lu Yaobei usually wears dark clothes, punk style, leather jacket, rivet coat and so on.

He's so flamboyant, he probably belongs to the type who doesn't do anything, walks around the street, and others want to leave him with a big mouth.

In addition, he is relatively stubborn, and he just stares at people, which tends to give people the illusion of "what are you looking at".

Therefore, he had fought with others a lot before.

Before the college entrance examination, the two made an appointment to go to B University together.As a result, they failed the rankings together, and volunteered to slip to S University.

I was assigned to a class to study photography.

This year Lu Yaobei is in his first year of graduate school, and he is still squatting in his senior year.

Suspension of school is one reason, and another reason is that he can't pass CET-[-].

Gu Erli grabbed the rice and said, "You can accompany me to enroll in a fourth-grade English class some other day."

Before Lu Yaobei could answer, he heard Fu Lang interject: "Lin Zeyong asked you to go out and get the book."

"What?" Gu Erli pointed at himself with chopsticks, "Me?"

"What else?" Fu Lang wiped his face, "It's in Room 501, Building A."

"He can't send it."

"He doesn't live in the dormitory."

"Let's talk about it later in class." Gu Erli lowered his head and took another bite of his meal.

"No class in the afternoon." Fu Lang asked a question and answered a question in a rare good tone.

He was so polite, Gu Erli was a little surprised, looked up at him and said, "Thank you for reminding me."

After the two of them finished eating, he ran to the teaching building to get the books.

Then I went to accompany Lu Yaobei to the Internet cafe to play games all afternoon, and then went back to the dormitory at night.

Taking out his mobile phone, Lao Zhang called him several times and sent him a text message.

"This afternoon, PS class, why didn't you come."

Fuck him!

Gu Erli gritted his teeth, and greeted Fu Lang's family in his heart.

This is unbearable, absolutely unbearable.

After returning to the dormitory, Gu Erli broke in directly, pushed the door open and yelled: "Fu Lang, you bastard, come out for me."

After yelling, Gu Erli saw that there were one big and one small sitting on the chair, all staring at him with round eyes.

Lin Zeyong held a cute little sister in his arms. He sat on a chair and said innocently, "Fu Lang just went out."

Gu Erli wanted to smoke at first, so he held down his hand, glanced at the cute baby in Lin Zeyong's arms, and said, "This is your daughter?"

"No." Lin Zeyong shook his head.

Gu Erli's eyebrows trembled: "Fu Lang's daughter?"

"This is my younger sister." Lin Zeyong held his younger sister in his arms and stood up, making her face Gu Erli and saying, "Taozi, my name is uncle."

Gu Erli glared at Lin Zeyong with a dark face.

Favorability -10.

Tao Zi blinked her eyes, looked at Gu Erli with aggrieved eyes, was frightened by his fierce eyes, turned her head and buried herself in Lin Zeyong's arms, crying.

"Don't cry, Taozi, Brother Fu Lang will be here soon."

Lin Zeyong touched her little head and said.

Hearing Fu Lang's name, the little girl stopped crying immediately, as if she had flipped a switch, the tears disappeared when she said no.

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Gu Erli had a series of question marks and exclamation points in his heart, would someone like Fu Lang bring a baby?Thinking about it feels inconsistent.

This is simply more life than life.

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