roommate he is straight

Hiding in the toilet, Gu Erli's mood is really hard to describe.

After shaking twice quickly, he took another cold shower before he came out of the bathroom slowly, with a towel on his head, holding a hair dryer and blowing his hair repeatedly.

His hair is not long, he and Lu Yaobei shaved it together when they went out to play.This summer's popular youngboy hairstyle, the hair on both sides is shaved into green skin, and the hair stubble stands upright next to the scalp.

A hairstyle that relies entirely on appearance.

After pulling out the earphones and putting them in his pocket, turning off the playback, Gu Erli threw the phone on the bed.

He hasn't been in contact with the middle catch circle for a long time, about a year ago.

At that time, his website had just taken off. When the word "caught in the middle" appeared in front of him, he didn't understand what it meant.

Later, Lu Yaobei told him that Zhongzhuoquan is the dubbing circle in China.

Then he started listening to radio dramas and ASMR.

ASMR is very popular on foreign websites.

All kinds of ear-cleaning sound effects, blowing air in front of the ears, simulating various sounds and so on.

When listening to it for the first time, Gu Erli felt a special subtlety, that feeling of orgasm just by listening to the sound, which is quite magical.It sounds so easy to fall asleep.

soothe the nerves.

Later, he designed a classification of dubbing areas on the video website, and everyone can make audio contributions.

But most of the radio dramas were BL, and Gu Erli couldn't listen to them at all. The most popular ones were songs sung by cute girls.

After scratching his hair twice, Gu Erli walked to the desk and turned on the computer.

He wanted to see if the post that picked him up could still be found now.

Tonight's post was very quiet, probably Lu Yaobei deleted it after seeing it.

It's okay to delete it, although it's all rumors, it's really annoying to read it.

Gu Erli closed the computer, climbed onto the bed, pillowed his arm, and fell asleep without knowing it.

When he woke up the next day, he looked in the mirror and found that his eyes were still black and blue.

Yesterday Fu Lang was very ruthless, and now his eyes are still swollen.

The wound on his face, matched with his cut-cut cut, looks so ruffian.

Gu Erli was looking in the mirror when he suddenly smelled the smell of wood burning incense.

He had smelled this smell before, it was Artixian's road to the underworld.

There was an air of coldness in the sullen expression, which was matched with Fu Lang's paralyzed face appearing behind the mirror.It's absolutely amazing.

Fu Lang straightened his collar, pushed him away expressionlessly and said, "Let me go."

Early in the morning, Gu Erli didn't want to make himself unhappy, so he stepped aside and stepped aside.

In fact, when he saw Fu Lang for the first time, his appearance really surprised him.

But apart from being amazed, there is more anger, because it can't be a happy thing to be hit by someone's ass.

What's more, he was very annoying yesterday.

Today was the first day of class, and Gu Erli didn't bring any books because he came late and the books were still not brought back from the class monitor.

He swayed to the last seat in the classroom and sat down, looking up at the students in the class.

Not many people, only thirty or so.

His major is photography, and all of them are tall boys, and there are only two or three girls here and there.

Fu Lang sat down against the wall, across the aisle from him.

The first class was a cultural class, and the first sentence the female teacher said was: "From now on, in my class, if you are late, you will be considered as absent from class. If you are absent from class, you will be disqualified from the exam. It is impossible for you to pass the make-up exam with me, so No retakes. Only failing.”

The corners of Gu Erli's mouth twitched, thinking that the current teachers' style of painting is so tough, being late = absent from class = failing a class?

Nick Young black question mark on his face.

"This is the head of our department, Chen Xiu. She's a post-menopausal aunt. We all call her Mahou Shaojiu." Only then did Gu Erli realize that there was a boy sitting next to him. He was quite gentle and had a nice voice.

"Oh." Gu Erli knocked on the table, glanced at him and said, "My name is Gu Erli."

"My name is Lin Zeyong."

Based on Gu Erli's experience of listening to so many ASMRs, he dared to conclude that Lin Zeyong definitely has the potential to be a cv.

The sound quality is warm, mellow and elegant, like the ding-dong of spring water.

Gu Erli silently filled in the column of his impression of Lin Zeyong with +1.

The class in this class is quite boring, selected readings of modern literature.

Most of the people in the class are staring at the blackboard solemnly and distracted.

At the end of a class, Mahou Shaojiu assigned a homework, asking everyone to continue writing a poem, and in the next class, she asked everyone to go up and read aloud.

The beginning of the poem is very literary, what is "you and I greeted each other politely later".

It's a pity that Gu Erli is a typical O-type blood temperament, without any artistic cells.

After reading the topic, he immediately took a photo and gave it to Lu Yaobei.

——Lu Beibei, write a poem based on this passage.

After a while, Lu Yaobei sent him an answer.

——You and I greeted each other politely afterwards, and kept silent about the 500 yuan that I lent me back then.

- so wet!So wet.

Gu Erli lowered his head and laughed until his shoulders began to tremble, and copied the poem on a note.

Mahou Shaojiu saw him from a long distance away, raised his voice and said: "The classmate sitting in the last row, you smile so up and down, are you very inspired? If so, then read your poem aloud." Read it to everyone."

Gu Erli stood up and read it in an indifferent tone.After reading, the whole class roared with laughter.

Mahou Shaojiu didn't say a word, and asked someone to comment on how the poem was written with a straight face.

Fu Langzheng was playing with his mobile phone in a serious manner. When his name was called, he stood up unhurriedly, and then began to seriously comment: "This poem, free from all embellishments and metaphors, is extraordinary and free from vulgarity, full of life breath .is a good poem."

After he finished speaking, Gu Erli's understanding of Fu Lang was completely refreshed, the old lady was really convinced by him even if she refused to accept it.

Mahou Shaojiu didn't let Fu Lang sit down, and asked him to read the poem he wrote too.

Gu Erli was quite close to Fu Lang, so he could see that Fu Lang had been playing with his mobile phone in his peripheral vision. He didn't even bring a pen, let alone writing poetry.

But this person came here as soon as he opened his mouth, improvising: "You and I exchanged polite greetings later, just for the convenience of meeting next time."

Gu Erli really wanted to know how Fu Lang could not laugh.

He always has a sullen face, with murderous looks in his eyes, and always has the expression that he will punch you to death if anyone looks at him too much.

It's the pinnacle of serious nonsense.

His comments were spot-on, and his poems were not faulty, so Ma Hou Shaojiu reluctantly asked him to sit down.Then go ahead and find someone to answer the questions.

Lin Zeyong poked Gu Erli and said, "Please pass Fu Lang a message for me and ask him what he has for lunch today."

Gu Erli lowered his head to play with his mobile phone without even raising his eyelids: "Don't say anything."

"Aren't you roommates with Fu Lang? Are you going to have dinner together at noon?" Lin Zeyong didn't seem to feel Gu Erli's indifference at all, and continued to chat with him happily.

"Who is roommate with him?" Gu Erli frowned, thinking that my eyes still hurt, it was this roommate who smashed it for me, he is really a good Chinese roommate.

Gu Erli's impression of Lin Zeyong: Favorability -2.

So classmate Lin Zeyong changed his posture and lay down on the table to watch him play games: "No, I remember the counselor told me that you are from 413."

"Shut up, you." Gu Erli frowned and glared at him, then raised two fingers and said, "He and I are at odds."

After school at noon, Fu Lang, who was at odds with him, stood up with his pockets on, brushed past him on purpose, and bumped him with his shoulder.

fuck him.

Chi Guoguo's provocation, this is, Gu Erli went up without saying a word, put his hand on his shoulder and asked, "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting." Fu Lang raised his eyebrows with a calm expression on his face.

He squinted his long and narrow eyes, and his skin was pale under the sun that didn't belong to humans, just like a vampire.

This action of squinting his eyes made Gu Erli a little dazed at the time, and after a few seconds of being stunned, he saw that Fu Lang had gone far away.

Lin Zeyong turned his head and said to him: "I'm sorry, our family Fu Lang has this personality, so you should take it easy."

Gu Erli turned his face sideways and ignored him.

Just now, he suddenly felt that Fu Lang was a bit like someone he knew.

Indifferent, abstinent, with a kind of laziness and danger in his eyes.

Gu Erli shook his head and walked out of the classroom.

As soon as he left the classroom, before he could take a step, he was stopped by a familiar female voice.

"chestnut!"

Gu Erli glanced back, then turned and walked away.

Qin Yue trotted up and grabbed his sleeve, crying, "Don't go."

He looked at the hand that was tightly clutching his sleeve, and said in a low voice, "Let go."

Qin Yue shook her head and said, "Listen to my explanation, please, don't do this."

"let go."

Gritting his teeth against the fire, Gu Erli repeated what he just said.

Qin Yue still didn't let go: "I won't let go, if you let go, you will leave."

Not only did Qin Yue put a cuckold on him, but she also put a shit bowl on his head, and said in the school post bar that she was pregnant with his child, and then he kicked her.Call him a scumbag everywhere.

Gu Erli endured these things silently, after all, she is also a girl, and she has to face.

However, she was still able to find her without hesitation, which is a bit shameless.

What are you looking for him for?Let him be taken for a ride?

There is already a vast prairie growing above his head, why don't you think he is not shameful enough?

Gu Erli withdrew his sleeve from her hand, and said a few words loudly: "Go away."

Then he turned and walked away without looking back at her.

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