roommate he is straight

At twelve o'clock in the noon, the sun scorched the earth, and the eyes were almost blinded.

Gu Erli stood at the entrance of the high-speed rail station, dragging a huge black suitcase behind him, and took out his mobile phone to call Master Didi.

"I said when will you arrive? Standing at the entrance of the high-speed rail, I'm about to be tanned like a colorful idiot."

Annoying as hell.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, the box was so hot that an egg could be fried on it.

Gu Erli lowered his sunglasses, thinking that if the master didn't come, he would cancel the order directly.

"It's coming, it's my first day on the road, and I haven't found a place just now, so don't worry, I'm coming right now."

Within a few seconds, the master drove a black Porsche and stopped by the side of the road.

Gu Erli lifted the box and waved at him: "Here it is."

After getting in the car, the master deliberately took a look in the rearview mirror: "Hey, which studio are you going to film this afternoon?"

Xiaonian looks handsome, much handsomer than those starlets on TV.

Gu Erli raised his eyelids, opened his mouth and said, "I'm not an actor, I still go to school."

"Where do I go to school?" The master couldn't stop talking while driving.

"S University." After two years of study, he came back, and the name S University came out of his mouth. For some reason, he always felt a little awkward.

"Yo, rich second generation." The driver clicked his tongue, his tone rising.

Fuck you rich second generation.

Gu Erli's face immediately darkened, and his phone vibrated, it was a text message from his buddy.

The content of the text message is only three words: "You are hot."

"Fuck, I'm ruined, you really deserve it."

Gu Erli remembered the post he read last night in the S Big Post Bar, the name was the standard bosom friend style - "Shocked!He turned out to be such a scumbag with bold capital letters: Gu Erli, the second generation of the famous rich man. "

Qin Yue really knows how to play, so I gave him such a big surprise as soon as school started.

There are still people who believe in such a mentally handicapped post, and it was sent to a hot topic within minutes. There were countless replies under the post, and thousands of floors were built overnight.

upset.

Gu Erli rubbed his temples, saw the big door of S flashing past the window, stopped the car, opened the door, and walked down from the side.

With slender fingers, he held the handle of the suitcase and pushed the sunglasses.Without looking back, he walked towards the boys' dormitory.

The dormitory of S University is built on the back mountain, connected to a forest. Although the road to the dormitory is difficult, it is quite shady.

The dormitory building was built in the style of a European castle, and the male dormitory is opposite the artificial lake.

Relying on his stubborn memory, Gu Erli searched all the way up, and glanced at the text message sent by the counselor Lao Zhang: Male dormitory, Building F, 413.

Very good, the fourth floor.

Gu Erli gritted his teeth, squatted down, and directly lifted the huge suitcase, stood up and carried it on his shoulders, and then went upstairs with his long legs.

When he reached the fourth floor, he was sweating from exhaustion.

The first thing I do when I open the door of the dormitory is to put down the suitcase, and hurry to wash my face.

The dormitory is a suite with private bathroom.

The frosted glass door to the bathroom was closed, and there was a sink outside.

Gu Erli turned on the faucet, took off his sunglasses, lowered his head and washed it twice, and shook the water from his hair.

He raised his head and howled, and lay down directly on the bed next to him.

The bed was covered with a solid-color washed quilt, exuding a scent of sun-dried cotton, which smelled quite comfortable.

I didn't expect Lao Zhang to be so caring. Knowing that he was coming back today, he even made a bed for him.

Gu Erli cocked his mouth, turned over, and laid his body on the bed.

Before he could fall asleep, he felt kicked in his ass.

"Fuck, who is it?"

Who the hell kicked his ass, the hemorrhoids healed up a few days ago, this kick made him almost fall off the bed, there was a tearing pain from his ass, as if someone had just popped his ass.

"Get lost." There was a hint of anger in the deep voice.

Gu Erli lay on the bed and looked over, there was a person standing behind him.

The first thing I saw was the person's legs, then I looked up, it was still a leg, and then I looked up, it was still a fucking leg.

So he had no choice but to raise his head slightly, and then he saw clearly that a man about his age was wearing a black T-shirt, and was staring at him expressionlessly with his pocket on his face.With disheveled black hair, sharp eyes, and arched knees, the posture was about to kick him again.

Gu Erli stood up from the bed, frowned and looked at him: "Are you a donkey, you kick when you see people."

Seeing how confident this person is, Gu Erli can probably guess that he is his roommate.

Didn't Lao Zhang with a big asshole say that he has applied to the school and allowed him to live alone? !

Where did this facial paralysis come from?

"This is my bed." The man gave Gu Erli a cold look, and his tone was not pleasant.

Fuck, pull a yarn and pull it.

Gu Erli was a little pissed by his eyes, and without thinking, he walked up to him and grabbed his collar, and warned: "You better pay attention to your tone."

"Let go." The voice of the paralyzed face was quite magnetic, and the words let go made his ears and eyes tingle, and he almost let go.

Seeing that he didn't let go, someone directly punched him in the face, Gu Erli watched him punch, tilted his head and dodged it, unexpectedly, someone immediately hit him with an elbow on the front door.

Gu Erli could block these two movements even if he paused for a second, but his movements were so fast that he didn't even have time to react.

Dare to meet a professional Sanda player.

Gu Erli didn't give him time to react, he opened his mouth wide and bit his arm tightly.

This move was surprisingly successful, causing the paralyzed face to lose his composure immediately, and he could only shake his hands in pain.

Later, the battle situation developed directly in this strange direction, the facial paralysis grabbed his hair, and he hugged his facial paralyzed thigh, just as the two were fighting on the ground inextricably.

The counselor is here.

So the two were invited to drink tea by the counselor Lao Zhang, and stood in the counselor's office with their hands behind their backs, staring at each other with big eyes.

"There were fights at the beginning of school, Gu Erli, do you want to go to heaven?" Old Zhang sighed, "You are just too old to have a long memory. I thought you could fix it for me in the past two years, but it turned out Come back and cause trouble."

Gu Erli squinted his eyes and said nothing, with an expression on his face that "the bastard will not listen to the scriptures".

He complained endlessly in his heart, we agreed in advance that I would live in a dormitory alone, but in the end I didn't know where to find a roommate for me.Phew, big liar.

"You, Fu Lang, too. Is there anything you can't talk about well? You two will be roommates after all. Get along well and don't fight every now and then."

Lao Zhang lost two of his front teeth, and his speech leaked out. Anyone within one meter of him had to be baptized by his saliva.

Gu Erli and Fu Lang hid far away, frowning and begging him to stop talking.

But Lao Zhang didn't seem to notice the eyes of the two of them. He chatted endlessly from the unity and friendship among classmates to the core value of patriotism, and conducted a half-hour-long ideological education class.

Gu Erli stood and listened and almost fell asleep, until he heard Lao Zhang call his name and asked: "Gu Erli, do you understand?"

"Understood." Gu Erli glanced at Fu Lang irritably, "If I wasn't so exhausted just now, he wouldn't be able to beat me with one hand."

In terms of fighting, he can be regarded as a wild horse type player, with peculiar tactics, Lu Yaobei has never been able to pester him once in fights with him.

Fu Lang gave him a disdainful look, with a dangerous aura in his eyes.

"Okay, okay." Lao Zhang's mouth was a little dry when he was talking, he took a sip of water, sucked out the tea leaves, closed the lid and said quietly, "You two are not acquainted with each other anymore, come on come on , salute and shake hands, we will still be good roommates in the future."

Hearing this, Fu Lang turned his face to the side, cut his face and said, "I don't want to live with him."

Gu Erli also showed an expression as if he had eaten shit, and said in a deep voice, "Didn't we agree to let me live in a single room?"

"I can't help it. The dormitory's accommodation conditions are tight, and they have been vacated for freshmen. I applied to the leader several times, but the leader didn't agree, saying that the dormitory cannot be left empty."

If it wasn't for the school not letting him go out to live, he wouldn't want to live with this person even if he was killed.

This guy named Fu Lang has thorns all over his body, just like a hedgehog.

Looking upset.

Back in the dormitory, Gu Erli opened the suitcase, took out a set of clean clothes, took a cold shower and changed into them.

Then climbed to the top bunk and made the bed.

Turning on the phone, he realized that Lu Yaobei had sent him another text message.

"You don't study in the third year, but you stand in the fifth year. I wish you success in getting your graduation certificate. I'm waiting for you in the first year of graduate school."

The thing that needs to be beaten will make him feel troubled all day long.

Gu Erli ignored him, lay on the bed, plugged in headphones and listened to music.

In his junior year, he really didn't study hard, and went to tossing his video website with all his heart.

Later, because of an accident with his roommate, he dropped out of school, and with the support of his father, he opened a video website company.

This website is very popular with young people, and many people make videos and contribute articles. It has developed well in the past two years.He refreshed the homepage of the website and found a video with more than [-] hits, and the comments below were quite attractive.

And so on: daily visits to kilns.

I can not make it.

Come and give me a sip.

The blood tank is empty.

Want to masturbate without hanging.

Curiosity prompted him to click in, and then pressed play.

There was silence in the earphones for a few seconds, and then a low gasp was heard.

The panting with a hoarse voice, Yujie's voice, neither charming nor coquettish, is a very subwoofer.

The moment Gu Erli heard it, his hairs stood on end, goosebumps formed behind his ears uncontrollably, he couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth, and turned the volume to the maximum.

The breath was louder than the breath, and when Gu Erli heard the trill, he couldn't help but harden.

He couldn't control his physical reaction, so he got up and got out of bed and ran to the toilet.

He had never slept on the top bunk before, so when he stepped down the ladder, he accidentally stepped on the air.

Fortunately, he had long legs, so he jumped down with a light leap.

But the earphones were caught by the railing beside the bed. He pulled hard, and the earphone cable fell off, and the phone slammed onto the ground.

Then the sound went out.The volume is still the loudest.

The second he heard the panting, Gu Erli's mind went blank for an instant. He stood on the spot as quiet as a chicken, looked at Fu Lang lying on the bed, and after a few seconds, he quickly picked up the phone and ran into the room with a dark face. the bathroom.