roommate he is straight
Chapter 12
After staying at home for two days, Gu Erli felt bored.
A group of people called him out to drink every day, at least twice a day, and he couldn't hold on to this posture until the third day, and he had to drink until his stomach bleeds.
The key is this group of people, he doesn't like it yet.I don't know him very well at school, and when I get out of society, they all come over to curry favor with him.Now just looking at that group of people makes him sick to his stomach.
So, before Monday, he hurriedly dragged Lu Yaobei back to school, and he fell asleep along the way.
Lu Yaobei stared out of the car window with his eyes wide open, because no one was chatting with him, and he was extremely anxious.
When we got there, it unexpectedly started to rain.
It was several stations away from the old campus of S University to the research institute, and the two got off at the door of Gu Erli's male dormitory.
As soon as he lifted his foot to leave, Lu Yaobei tugged at his sleeve and said embarrassedly: "Lizi, why don't I live in your dormitory tonight. It's raining so hard that I dare not go back alone .”
"Fuck you." Gu Erli rolled his eyes at him, "Do you know how small that bed is? A 1.2-meter bed, fuck, it's not enough for me to turn over."
"I sleep very honestly." Lu Yaobei patted him on the shoulder and said flatteringly, "I promise not to move around..."
"You sleep honestly? Are you lying to ghosts?!" Gu Erli poked his chest, "You don't even think about how many times I slept with you since you were a child. Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?"
As long as Lu Yaobei sleeps with him, he must be lying under the bed the next morning, kicked down alive by this guy.
"Don't stare, look, you're going to stare at a good European-style parallel." Lu Yaobei hugged his shoulders, and laughed twice, "Brother Lizi, let me stay overnight. , we have not been tender for a long time, are you willing to reject me. "
"Get out." Although Gu Erli said so, he led the way, looked back at him, and confessed, "I sleep on the upper bunk, you'd better fix the problem of kicking people for me, Otherwise, you just wait to die with Lao Tzu."
"Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be honest."
Lu Yaobei jumped up the steps three times, running in front of Gu Erli like a monkey.
The bed in their dormitory is too narrow, it is estimated that the two of them have to sleep next to each other to squeeze in.If it wasn't because he knew that Lu Yaobei was really afraid of thunder, and there was probably no one in the Beibei dormitory on Sundays, he wouldn't let these bastards stay overnight.
Who would have thought that a tall man with a height of 1.9 meters would be afraid of thunder, and when he heard the sound of thunder, he would be so scared that he would hide under the quilt.
Gu Erli probably only knows about Lu Yaobei's sissy's faults.
Because back then, Beibei's mother committed suicide many years ago in a thunderstorm. At that time, Lu Beibei was only five or six years old, just beginning to understand.
Then it hit him hard, so whenever he heard the sound of thunder, he would crawl into the bed like an ostrich, and no one could pull him out.
Very poor.
Hey, it's not easy for the grandson, Gu Erli sighed, opened the door of the dormitory, looked around, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Fu Lang was not there.
Because this Lu Beibei is not the same as him, and he is also a rough guy who doesn't even bother to wipe his ass.Usually it's fine if he's rough, after all, it's impossible for Fu Lang to drive him out.
But according to Fu Lang's nasty nature, if he knew that Lu Beibei was staying here for one night, he would definitely be furious.
After Gu Erli put down his things, the first thing he did was to turn on the air conditioner, then he took off his T-shirt with a raised hand, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Then he came out of the bathroom shirtless, pointed to the bathroom at Lu Yaobei with his eyes and said, "Hurry up and wash. The water in the dormitory will stop at ten o'clock recently."
"No hurry, let me play with your phone for a while, I don't have Onmyoji on my phone." Lu Yaobei sat on the chair and stared at the phone intently, with a deep voice, "Xiao Lizi, go to the supermarket and buy something for me come here."
"You are so beautiful." Gu Erli took off his slippers and kicked him, then turned and went out the door, "Will instant noodles and marinated eggs be okay?"
"I want two!"
"Okay, you must buy two. There is no reason to only buy one."
Only by buying two eggs can the nutrition be balanced.There's nothing wrong with that.
Downstairs, the dormitory manager opened a canteen, so she didn’t have to go outside, and saved an umbrella.
Picking and picking a big bag, Gu Erli carried the things back to the dormitory.
As soon as he entered the door, he found that Lu Beibei was not there, and no one answered when he called.
I thought he must be taking a shower in the bathroom.
Gu Erli threw the things on the table, looked down, and saw his mobile phone lying on the table, but the screen of the mobile phone was fucking broken.This phone hasn't been bought for long, if the screen is broken, it must be broken in his hands.
Before it was handed over for half an hour, Lu Yaobei was thrown to pieces by him, this prodigal bastard.
He was so angry that he rushed straight to the bathroom door, planning to beat Lu Beibei up while his butt was naked.
"It's a fucking thing, come out and pay me for my phone!"
Gu Erli roared angrily, opened the bathroom door, and the mist diffused from the closed frosted glass door. He didn't care to look, so he grabbed Lu Beibei's arm fiercely and squeezed it hard. Pull it out.
"Take a shit shower, get out of here, I won't be named Gu until I beat you to death."
After talking for a long time, he felt something was wrong, because it didn't feel like Lu Yaobei's arm.
Beibei's arms, at least not so strong.The skin doesn't seem to be that smooth.
Gu Erli frowned suspiciously and looked back. He was so scared that he almost knocked on the sink directly.
The man Fu Lang stood in front of him like a pagoda, his face was pale green, his hair was still dripping, his bangs were scattered in front of his forehead in a mess, his eyes shot out two cold lights, his hair was full of vigor Can't stop it at all.
Gu Erli rolled his eyes several times, from his snow-white chest muscles to his narrow waist wrapped in a bath towel, and then to his tight, straight and slender calves.
He smiled stiffly, not knowing what to say.
The scene was very embarrassing.
Gu Erli suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.
Fu Lang has been staring at him for more than ten seconds, the two of them just like you staring at my chest muscles, and I looking at your abdominal muscles, both of them looked a little pale.
"Hehehe." Gu Erli laughed bluntly, "Did you know that today is Ultraman Seven's birthday."
And before he had time to explain the warming up, he heard Fu Lang gritted his teeth and said, "Gu Erli. You're courting death."
Then he felt that someone had punched him on the left side of the face, and he had also been hit on the shoulder.
The force was so strong that he gasped in pain. Out of conditioned reflex, he suddenly raised his leg and kicked Fu Lang.When kicked on the lower abdomen, Fu Lang's skin was white, but after kicking, the lower abdomen immediately turned green.
Fu Lang raised his fist and wanted to hit again, but before he could strike again, he saw a bewildered Lu Yaobei walking in with a roll of toilet paper, looked at the two in shock, and then yelled: "Fuck, Melee."
"You fucking shut up." Gu Erli's ears hurt from the howling, and he went to the cabinet and pulled a piece of clothing on his body.
"We're not finished!" Fu Lang gave him an angry look, then turned around and went back to the bathroom to continue taking a shower, and then he didn't forget to slam the glass door loudly.
"What's going on here?" Lu Yaobei looked at him curiously, "I just went to the next bedroom to take a shit, why did you practice it?"
"Practice your grandma's legs." Gu Erli was so angry that he punched him, "Get rid of that drill."
"Then how did you practice?" Lu Yaobei said, throwing the toilet paper on the table.
"That's not all because of you!" Gu Erli yelled at him angrily, "I thought you were the one taking a shower in the bathroom just now!"
"When you go out, Fu Lang comes back and takes a shower in the bathroom. After that, I had to go to the bedroom next to yours and borrow someone else's toilet to use." Lu Yaobei couldn't help laughing out loud, "Then You just dragged him out of the bathroom? That's impossible, I've never seen you be so enthusiastic when taking a shower. "
"Fuck Nima coins." Gu Erli was so angry that he couldn't stand still, and pointed to the mobile phone on the table and coughed, "You... cough cough, what's going on, you smashed my mobile phone into pieces in a blink of an eye."
"Hahahahahaha." Lu Yaobei covered his stomach and laughed, "This is my mobile phone, you forgot? Our mobile phones are the same, yours is in my pocket."
The corner of Gu Erli's mouth twitched, he hooked his fingers, and said expressionlessly, "Lu Yaobei, bring me my phone."
Lu Yaobei walked over to hand it to him, but just as he let go, he was tripped by his sudden sweeping leg, and Gu Erli pressed his head and gave him a good beating.
"I told you to laugh. Laugh at your uncle." Gu Erli kicked him twice, and asked with a frown, "Can you still laugh?"
With a sullen face and pursed lips, Lu Yaobei tried his best to restrain himself and said, "I didn't laugh."
It's very annoying, what do you think you can do to get this kind of person?
So Gu Erli suddenly didn't really want to talk.
And Fu Lang came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, wearing a thin gray T-shirt as pajamas, the T-shirt was a bit see-through, which perfectly outlined his beautiful waistline and thin waist.
Gu Erli was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and intentionally or unintentionally glanced at his waist.
Suddenly, the picture he just saw appeared in front of his eyes.
It was a powerful close-up shot.
Flat and firm abdomen, neat eight-pack abs, and the mermaid line with water droplets flowing down.
Fuck, Fu Lang's figure is really good, his waist looks like he's been practicing for a long time.It was probably tighter than his.
The key is that Fu Lang's skin is still so fair.
Gee.
Gu Erli silently plugged in the earphones, and then remembered that this person still has a skill point.
will pant.
The author has something to say: Hey, you just like to be breathless.Tut tut.
A group of people called him out to drink every day, at least twice a day, and he couldn't hold on to this posture until the third day, and he had to drink until his stomach bleeds.
The key is this group of people, he doesn't like it yet.I don't know him very well at school, and when I get out of society, they all come over to curry favor with him.Now just looking at that group of people makes him sick to his stomach.
So, before Monday, he hurriedly dragged Lu Yaobei back to school, and he fell asleep along the way.
Lu Yaobei stared out of the car window with his eyes wide open, because no one was chatting with him, and he was extremely anxious.
When we got there, it unexpectedly started to rain.
It was several stations away from the old campus of S University to the research institute, and the two got off at the door of Gu Erli's male dormitory.
As soon as he lifted his foot to leave, Lu Yaobei tugged at his sleeve and said embarrassedly: "Lizi, why don't I live in your dormitory tonight. It's raining so hard that I dare not go back alone .”
"Fuck you." Gu Erli rolled his eyes at him, "Do you know how small that bed is? A 1.2-meter bed, fuck, it's not enough for me to turn over."
"I sleep very honestly." Lu Yaobei patted him on the shoulder and said flatteringly, "I promise not to move around..."
"You sleep honestly? Are you lying to ghosts?!" Gu Erli poked his chest, "You don't even think about how many times I slept with you since you were a child. Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say this?"
As long as Lu Yaobei sleeps with him, he must be lying under the bed the next morning, kicked down alive by this guy.
"Don't stare, look, you're going to stare at a good European-style parallel." Lu Yaobei hugged his shoulders, and laughed twice, "Brother Lizi, let me stay overnight. , we have not been tender for a long time, are you willing to reject me. "
"Get out." Although Gu Erli said so, he led the way, looked back at him, and confessed, "I sleep on the upper bunk, you'd better fix the problem of kicking people for me, Otherwise, you just wait to die with Lao Tzu."
"Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be honest."
Lu Yaobei jumped up the steps three times, running in front of Gu Erli like a monkey.
The bed in their dormitory is too narrow, it is estimated that the two of them have to sleep next to each other to squeeze in.If it wasn't because he knew that Lu Yaobei was really afraid of thunder, and there was probably no one in the Beibei dormitory on Sundays, he wouldn't let these bastards stay overnight.
Who would have thought that a tall man with a height of 1.9 meters would be afraid of thunder, and when he heard the sound of thunder, he would be so scared that he would hide under the quilt.
Gu Erli probably only knows about Lu Yaobei's sissy's faults.
Because back then, Beibei's mother committed suicide many years ago in a thunderstorm. At that time, Lu Beibei was only five or six years old, just beginning to understand.
Then it hit him hard, so whenever he heard the sound of thunder, he would crawl into the bed like an ostrich, and no one could pull him out.
Very poor.
Hey, it's not easy for the grandson, Gu Erli sighed, opened the door of the dormitory, looked around, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Fu Lang was not there.
Because this Lu Beibei is not the same as him, and he is also a rough guy who doesn't even bother to wipe his ass.Usually it's fine if he's rough, after all, it's impossible for Fu Lang to drive him out.
But according to Fu Lang's nasty nature, if he knew that Lu Beibei was staying here for one night, he would definitely be furious.
After Gu Erli put down his things, the first thing he did was to turn on the air conditioner, then he took off his T-shirt with a raised hand, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Then he came out of the bathroom shirtless, pointed to the bathroom at Lu Yaobei with his eyes and said, "Hurry up and wash. The water in the dormitory will stop at ten o'clock recently."
"No hurry, let me play with your phone for a while, I don't have Onmyoji on my phone." Lu Yaobei sat on the chair and stared at the phone intently, with a deep voice, "Xiao Lizi, go to the supermarket and buy something for me come here."
"You are so beautiful." Gu Erli took off his slippers and kicked him, then turned and went out the door, "Will instant noodles and marinated eggs be okay?"
"I want two!"
"Okay, you must buy two. There is no reason to only buy one."
Only by buying two eggs can the nutrition be balanced.There's nothing wrong with that.
Downstairs, the dormitory manager opened a canteen, so she didn’t have to go outside, and saved an umbrella.
Picking and picking a big bag, Gu Erli carried the things back to the dormitory.
As soon as he entered the door, he found that Lu Beibei was not there, and no one answered when he called.
I thought he must be taking a shower in the bathroom.
Gu Erli threw the things on the table, looked down, and saw his mobile phone lying on the table, but the screen of the mobile phone was fucking broken.This phone hasn't been bought for long, if the screen is broken, it must be broken in his hands.
Before it was handed over for half an hour, Lu Yaobei was thrown to pieces by him, this prodigal bastard.
He was so angry that he rushed straight to the bathroom door, planning to beat Lu Beibei up while his butt was naked.
"It's a fucking thing, come out and pay me for my phone!"
Gu Erli roared angrily, opened the bathroom door, and the mist diffused from the closed frosted glass door. He didn't care to look, so he grabbed Lu Beibei's arm fiercely and squeezed it hard. Pull it out.
"Take a shit shower, get out of here, I won't be named Gu until I beat you to death."
After talking for a long time, he felt something was wrong, because it didn't feel like Lu Yaobei's arm.
Beibei's arms, at least not so strong.The skin doesn't seem to be that smooth.
Gu Erli frowned suspiciously and looked back. He was so scared that he almost knocked on the sink directly.
The man Fu Lang stood in front of him like a pagoda, his face was pale green, his hair was still dripping, his bangs were scattered in front of his forehead in a mess, his eyes shot out two cold lights, his hair was full of vigor Can't stop it at all.
Gu Erli rolled his eyes several times, from his snow-white chest muscles to his narrow waist wrapped in a bath towel, and then to his tight, straight and slender calves.
He smiled stiffly, not knowing what to say.
The scene was very embarrassing.
Gu Erli suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.
Fu Lang has been staring at him for more than ten seconds, the two of them just like you staring at my chest muscles, and I looking at your abdominal muscles, both of them looked a little pale.
"Hehehe." Gu Erli laughed bluntly, "Did you know that today is Ultraman Seven's birthday."
And before he had time to explain the warming up, he heard Fu Lang gritted his teeth and said, "Gu Erli. You're courting death."
Then he felt that someone had punched him on the left side of the face, and he had also been hit on the shoulder.
The force was so strong that he gasped in pain. Out of conditioned reflex, he suddenly raised his leg and kicked Fu Lang.When kicked on the lower abdomen, Fu Lang's skin was white, but after kicking, the lower abdomen immediately turned green.
Fu Lang raised his fist and wanted to hit again, but before he could strike again, he saw a bewildered Lu Yaobei walking in with a roll of toilet paper, looked at the two in shock, and then yelled: "Fuck, Melee."
"You fucking shut up." Gu Erli's ears hurt from the howling, and he went to the cabinet and pulled a piece of clothing on his body.
"We're not finished!" Fu Lang gave him an angry look, then turned around and went back to the bathroom to continue taking a shower, and then he didn't forget to slam the glass door loudly.
"What's going on here?" Lu Yaobei looked at him curiously, "I just went to the next bedroom to take a shit, why did you practice it?"
"Practice your grandma's legs." Gu Erli was so angry that he punched him, "Get rid of that drill."
"Then how did you practice?" Lu Yaobei said, throwing the toilet paper on the table.
"That's not all because of you!" Gu Erli yelled at him angrily, "I thought you were the one taking a shower in the bathroom just now!"
"When you go out, Fu Lang comes back and takes a shower in the bathroom. After that, I had to go to the bedroom next to yours and borrow someone else's toilet to use." Lu Yaobei couldn't help laughing out loud, "Then You just dragged him out of the bathroom? That's impossible, I've never seen you be so enthusiastic when taking a shower. "
"Fuck Nima coins." Gu Erli was so angry that he couldn't stand still, and pointed to the mobile phone on the table and coughed, "You... cough cough, what's going on, you smashed my mobile phone into pieces in a blink of an eye."
"Hahahahahaha." Lu Yaobei covered his stomach and laughed, "This is my mobile phone, you forgot? Our mobile phones are the same, yours is in my pocket."
The corner of Gu Erli's mouth twitched, he hooked his fingers, and said expressionlessly, "Lu Yaobei, bring me my phone."
Lu Yaobei walked over to hand it to him, but just as he let go, he was tripped by his sudden sweeping leg, and Gu Erli pressed his head and gave him a good beating.
"I told you to laugh. Laugh at your uncle." Gu Erli kicked him twice, and asked with a frown, "Can you still laugh?"
With a sullen face and pursed lips, Lu Yaobei tried his best to restrain himself and said, "I didn't laugh."
It's very annoying, what do you think you can do to get this kind of person?
So Gu Erli suddenly didn't really want to talk.
And Fu Lang came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, wearing a thin gray T-shirt as pajamas, the T-shirt was a bit see-through, which perfectly outlined his beautiful waistline and thin waist.
Gu Erli was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and intentionally or unintentionally glanced at his waist.
Suddenly, the picture he just saw appeared in front of his eyes.
It was a powerful close-up shot.
Flat and firm abdomen, neat eight-pack abs, and the mermaid line with water droplets flowing down.
Fuck, Fu Lang's figure is really good, his waist looks like he's been practicing for a long time.It was probably tighter than his.
The key is that Fu Lang's skin is still so fair.
Gee.
Gu Erli silently plugged in the earphones, and then remembered that this person still has a skill point.
will pant.
The author has something to say: Hey, you just like to be breathless.Tut tut.
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