roommate he is straight

Gu Erli lay on the bed and listened to a cover of "Who Am I Yours" by Fu Lang, frowning and trying to find something wrong, but he didn't find it after listening to it twice.

Looking at the thousands of comments below, Yi Shui'er's "Su Su's panting, I will contract", "Su Zhatian", "Su Zong Gong is the most handsome", "Ah, ah, I am going to die", "Su Zong, you are my father" .

After deliberation, he changed his vest, and then made a comment.

Gu Dashouzi: "It's suppressing your voice, the voice is so upright. It feels a bit pretentious. [Contempt] [Contempt]"

After commenting, I felt a lot happier, so I quit to play with Onmyoji.

The notification bar keeps beeping.

Gu Erli has obsessive-compulsive disorder and cannot allow the existence of unread messages. When he sees it, he always wants to cancel it.

The new message is in reply to the comment he just made.

"Please get away from the spray mouth, you don't know how hard I work, okay? He practiced singing until midnight every day, and his throat was sore and inflamed. Have you seen it? If you haven't seen it, don't spray it."

Gu Erli couldn't help but burst out laughing, sorry, he really didn't read it.

"What's wrong with Su Boss being aloof, I just like him holding it. What's the point of pretending? We're used to him!"

"I Su was originally a high-cold character, and I will always love him."

"He pretends to be one to overwhelm ten others. If you have the ability, you can also pretend."

Hey, I guess these little girls are post-zeros who haven't had much experience in the world.Those who were brainwashed by Fu Lang were like bewitched, one by one.

Gu Erli was sighing, when he heard Lu Yaobei call him.

"chestnut!"

"What's wrong?"

"I just took a shower. I accidentally dropped my underwear on the floor and got wet. You can lend me one."

Lu Yaobei screamed inside, wishing that everyone in the world could hear him.

"Okay." Gu Erli got out of bed and looked through the cabinet, "What do you wear?"

"Is there a little bit more expensive? I don't like black." Lu Yaobei raised his voice and said, "Black looks small."

"Pick a shit, pick it, it's good if you have it." Gu Erli pulled out a pair of gray boxers, went to the bathroom, and said, "Open the door."

Lu Yaobei showed his head and arms, stretched out his hand and said, "Bring it here."

"Here." Gu Erli threw it directly in his face, and ran away with a smile.

I could only hear Lu Yaobei scolding behind his back: "Gu Erli, fuck your uncle."

After taking a shower, classmate Beibei came out with a change of clothes, a nude pink T-shirt and gray cropped pants.

After changing his clothes, he looked in the mirror for a long time, scratched his head and posed for a long time, blinked at Gu Erli and said: "Only I can dress Sao Fan so straightly."

Fu Lang, who was doing plank on the bed, silently glanced at him, and almost lost his hold.

Gu Erli remembered that when he was in high school, many girls in the school still liked younger brothers like Lu Beibei, who were tall, fair-looking, and most importantly flirtatious.Playing cute and cheap, good at everything, the seniors lined up one by one to confess their love to others.

In the end, they all became Lu Beibei's older sisters.

The girlfriend Lu Beibei talked about was only that school girl, and they broke up after two months of entanglement.

Gu Erli was worse than him, and the longest girlfriend he talked with didn't exceed three weeks.

Qin Yue only talked for two and a half weeks, except for that time when she cheated on Hu, the two of them didn't have any substantial physical contact at all, they just held hands.It was still held by Gu Erli reluctantly.

He didn't have feelings for Qin Yue, but he couldn't get rid of her, but before he found out that she was cheating, he still thought about giving her a serious try.

But who would have thought there would be a but.

Lu Yaobei climbed onto the bed after looking in the mirror.

Two men, both taller than 1.2, were squeezed into a bed that was only [-] meters wide.There was really no gap left.

The two lay facing each other, and it didn't take long for Gu Erli to take it anymore.

"Fuck, can you fucking stop yelling at me with your Hong Kong feet?!"

Lu Yaobei arched inward, stuck to the wall like a gecko, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't move, I really didn't move."

Gu Erli rolled his eyes, and leaned sideways.

After about ten minutes, he heard Lu Yaobei's steady breathing.

Then he became very anxious, feeling that he would definitely not be able to sleep tonight.

Quietly crawling out of bed, Gu Erli pulled out a mat from the top of the cabinet, spread it on the floor, and lay down on the spot.

"Get out." Fu Lang was on the bunk above him, the distance between the two of them was quite close, only twenty or thirty centimeters high.

"The dormitory is such a big place, I want to roll away, but is there a place for me to roll?" Gu Erli leaned on his arms and glanced at Fu Lang, "Keep down, my brother is asleep. "

"Hmph." Fu Lang chuckled ironically, "You really know how to love others."

"That's not true. Our relationship is as close as a magnet. Then I must feel sorry for him."

"Oh." Fu Lang replied angrily, "You better stay away from me, I have to go to the bathroom at night. Don't blame me for trampling you to death."

"Understood." Gu Erli raised his eyebrows, remembering what happened just now, and suddenly said, "I'm really sorry just now, I thought it was Lu Yaobei who was taking a bath, so I pulled it out for you."

The two old men, he has what he should have, and Gu Erli doesn't understand how angry he is when he is seen.

Be stingy.So what if he saw it, he didn't suffer.

Fu Lang didn't speak, he closed his eyelids as if he was going to sleep.

So Gu Erli got up and turned off the light.

Early the next morning, Fu Lang kicked him awake.

Gu Erli slept with back pain, stretched out his left hand and rubbed his eyes in a daze, and was silently holding the flag-raising ceremony.

After being kicked, he immediately stood up and kicked Fu Lang back: "Fuck you, you kicked people early in the morning, are you sick?"

Crazy man, there is no class today, what are you doing up so early.It's fine if he wakes up, but he has to wake up others too.

"Gu Erli, you are really good." Fu Lang pointed to the T-shirt that had slipped on the ground and said, "I fell asleep last night and took off the T-shirt. I didn't expect you to pull it off in the middle of the night and put it on your body. That's fine. Yes. You still fucking, wipe the bird with my clothes!"

About what he said about rubbing birds, Gu Erli seemed to remember that he did it in a half-dream and half-awake state.

But it's too shameful to really admit it. His self-esteem made him refuse to admit it. He pointed to the clothes on the ground and said, "What evidence do you have to prove that this is the trace I left?"

Gu Erli hooked the T-shirt with his feet, raised the corners of his lips and said, "So many descendants are left on it, if they can call me daddy with their mouths, I will admit that I did it."

Lu Yaobei got off the bed and took a look. He couldn't stop laughing, picked it up from the ground, threw it into the washing machine, patted Gu Erli on the shoulder and said, "It's a big deal. You can't be as mature as me. Is it a little bit?"

It's not a matter of maturity or immaturity, Gu Erli always felt that Fu Lang's attitude was a bit off-putting.They've been living together for almost two weeks now, and they haven't exchanged a few words in a normal way, and when they don't agree with each other, they'll break up, and they've fought several times.

Fu Lang was always like an iceberg, as cold as winter to him.The living habits of the two are very different, and their personalities are even more incompatible.Not at all.

Gu Erli frowned and glanced at Fu Lang, then patted Lu Beibei on the shoulder and said, "I'll take you back to the dormitory later, go wash your face."

Lu Beibei finished washing his face after a couple of whimpers, and it was only eight o'clock in the morning when the two of them went out.

I don't know why he always has a bad premonition, but his roommate told him yesterday that the little Japanese went looking for him.I didn't find anyone, so I stayed in their dormitory for a day.

There must be something wrong with this person, and it is estimated that he may come over today.

Because he said last night that he was going on a date with Lu Yaobei.

Make an appointment with your mother's big-headed son, but he, Lu Yaobei, is a straight man, so he definitely can't agree.

Lu Yaobei flipped through the SMS records on his mobile phone, frowning and worrying there.

Little Japan sent him a lot of harassing text messages, but he was ashamed to let Lizi know.

One at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night: "Are you asleep? I'm thinking about you. I can't fall asleep because of you _(:3?"∠)_?. "

"The photos you took are really beautiful. When you come back, take a group of photos for me. The ones without clothes."

Lu Yaobei couldn't hold back and replied: "Damn, are you sick? How many times have I told you that I'm a straight man and I only like women. Can you please stop pestering me."

"There are no straight men in this world, only boys who haven't been bent."

"...Even if I'm bent, I don't like you!"

"Really. I will make you like me, little by little, just like I like you."

This little Japanese is really skilled, likes under every photo of him.

He also commented under Lu Yaobei's selfie, such as "It's so cute, I really want to kiss you".

It made Lu Yaobei feel sick to death, and he just wanted to shoot this little Japanese to death.

When we arrived at the door of Lu Yaobei's dormitory, Gu Erli glanced at the door and said, "I'll go up and play, it's fine anyway."

"Okay." Lu Yaobei scratched his head, feeling that he might meet that little Japanese today.

Sure enough, all the roommates went out.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw a boy sitting on his bed playing with his mobile phone. He was dressed in black. Hearing the sound, he looked up at them.

Gu Erli glanced at Lu Yaobei and said, "Yo, your roommate?"

This handsome guy looks familiar.

Lu Yaobei stood there stiffly and said, "This is little Japan."

Gu Erli was stunned for a few seconds, then walked up to the person, extended his hand to show his friendliness, and said, "Hello, Taijun."

The Taijun stood up and shook hands with him.

This person looks better than in the photo, but his brows and eyes are sharper, which makes people feel an invisible sense of oppression.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Gu Erli began to introduce himself: "Mynameis..." He thought for a while, paused for a long time and then said, "old (so) two (two) (stand) flag."

The man raised his eyebrows, and said in a straight voice: "I can speak Chinese."

Fuck!

If he can speak Chinese, he didn't say it earlier, which made him search his guts for a long time before he could hold back such a sentence.

Little Japan glanced at Lu Yaobei, and then said, "My Chinese name is He Zheng."

The author has something to say: He Zheng, you idiot, boring man, finally got rough.