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When Fu Lang returned to Lin Zeyong's house, he was hiding in the bedroom and recording.

He quietly walked to the bedroom, took his equipment out of the cabinet, and went to the study in silence.

Plug in your headphones and speakers.

Turn on the microphone.

Fu Lang turned on the computer and tried the sound.

After logging into the YY account, I saw Lin Zeyong sent him a private message, asking him which room to go to.

Fu Lang entered the room number and clicked to enter.

As soon as I entered, I heard someone discussing something about the protagonist.

The team leader saw Fu Lang coming online with sharp eyes, and immediately shouted: Oh, the general attack is coming.

Fu Lang activated the high-cold mode, but didn't make a sound.

The group leader is a cute girl. Seeing that he didn't speak, she laughed a few times and said, "Shen, why don't we give it a try today?"

It's the audition.

Fu Lang came prepared, and said with a soft "hmm", "Pia play or what?"

"Why don't you come for a while first?" The team leader was obviously a little excited when he heard his voice, and he couldn't control it for a while, and sprayed the microphone.

The gentleman is mediocre: "Hey 120, someone here has fainted and needs to be rescued urgently."

A white: "There is no need to rescue it, dare to covet my male god? Hold it down and beat him to death."

Team leader: "Shut up, both of you, and let God Su speak."

Fu Lang coughed and said, "I finished reading that book last night, and I wrote a narration based on the plot."

This novel is said to be very popular in the online literature circle, and Fu Lang finished it patiently.Have an understanding of the general plot.

To put it simply, it is a process of scum attacking the good.

This scumbag is not only scumbag, but also has a split personality, not only a split personality, but also violent tendencies.

Seeing Fu Lang's brain hurt, this persona is completely insane.

As soon as he heard that the male god had written the chanting himself, the team leader immediately lost his composure, and couldn't help but said again: "I'm so good!"

A gentleman is mediocre: "Field control, please get this idiot out! ヽ(￣︿￣)—"

Fu Lang cleared his throat, and took a serious look at the small book.

I wrote it last night and haven't had time to revise it yet.

The atmosphere was tense, and everyone was waiting for him to speak.

Fu Lang didn't even say a word of nonsense, and just opened his voice and read it out.

"I boxed the world, I hid all the secrets.

I saw a tree grow up from the dark river and dance.

I hesitate.

I found the direction of a butterfly and heard the panic when it flew.

I saw the mouth of the cave, where lived a wild beast.A whole universe is sealed in the hole.

I draw my sword.

I want you, meet me, love me, want me.I want you to be quiet, I want you to be hot, I want you to be quiet, I want you to be perverted, I want you to be overwhelmed.Want you to touch me and turn me on.

I split into countless smaller mes.

I see the world in all its colors. "

The first half is confused and restless.

The second half is madness and paranoia.

Fu Lang's voice was deep and hoarse, with a hint of magnetism. It burst out suddenly in the last two sentences, like a nucleus, suddenly began to radiate to the surroundings.

No one reacted until he finished reading.It was several seconds late before someone yelled, "66666."

The team leader was so excited that he couldn't help himself: "It's so well written! I decided to treat this audio as a promotional video! In the later stage, did you just record it?"

Later stage: "Well, it has been recorded."

Team leader: "Okay, it really is my male god, and the voice is really nice."

A white: "Hey. That's my male god, okay?"

Team leader: "You already have a gentleman, don't compete with me, okay?"

A white: "A gentleman is my concubine, and his status is different from that of a male god."

A gentleman is mediocre: "Fuck, you little slut, hook up with men in front of me. Who do you think I am?"

Fu Lang: "..."

A white: "(*/ω＼*) Are you jealous? Scumbag?"

Gentleman is mediocre: "What do you think? (It's going to be another scene where scumbags attack cheap people)"

A white: "You haven't come to see him for so long, he is lonely (remember you are a scumbag, your tone should be more ruthless, don't be so temperamental)."

Gentleman is mediocre: "If I don't fuck you for a day, you will be so lonely. See how I use a huge chicken body to make you feel good, hahahahahahahahahaha! (Is this tone cruel enough?)"

A white: "Ah, don't, don't, don't...don't stop. (Just scum me hard.)"

Team leader: "Shrimp Pipi, let's go."

Fu Lang: "..."

These two are official cp, no matter the occasion, no matter the time, they will play pia at every turn.Moreover, there is almost no time to respond, bad lines come out of your mouth, and you never feel embarrassed.

Moreover, the two of them like to drive in Fu Lang's room the most. Every time Fu Lang can only turn off the microphone silently, so as to make room for the two of them to do things.

Lin Zeyong is the gentleman of the crew, he doesn't know this white one at all.

but.Yi Bai's voice is quite pleasant, it belongs to the kind of clear and youthful voice, and it is also a little soft and cute.

I can't stand it.

And Lin Zeyong is the voice of the son, a handsome son of the world, half drunk and half awake lying in the shade of flowers.

The voice is a bit lazy, with a bit of ancient style.

Some fans said that when a gentleman speaks for mediocrity, it is always like lying on the bed and talking to someone.And it was still in that posture with the arms open and the belt gradually widening.

Just show it off, and say it so cryptically.

Fu Lang silently thought in his heart that these two Shou would definitely not be happy together.

But Lin Zeyong was having fun, and he didn't mean to stop him.

After getting off the mic, go back to your own den to rest.

He has been in the cover singing circle for so long and has a lot of fans.

The small nest is full of true love fans. As soon as Fu Lang goes online, a large group of people call him a male god.

He usually doesn't talk much when he's online, and a cough can cause a commotion.

The screen was swiping so fast that he couldn't see who was talking and what was being said.

"Hey, everyone, don't swipe so fast." Fu Lang took a sip of water.

Gongping's typing was really slow, and a group of people yelled, "Hold my Sushen tight." I want to marry this cute character."

……

Fu Lang was silent for a few seconds and said: "I don't sing today, the main reason is to promote the new radio drama."

"I hope everyone can take a look. I'm off the mic first. See you guys."

There is a piece "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Baby, oh my god..he called me baby!!!!!!!!!!"

"Crisp God teases me again!!!!!!!!!"

"I was so happy I did a backflip in the middle of the night!!!!!!!!!"

He said less than three sentences in total, and he didn't expect to tease a group of people like this.

Fu Lang raised his eyebrows, then got off the mic.

The next day, I saw someone cut his audio into a ghost, and kept repeating the three words "baby" for a full minute.

Fu Lang also quietly dropped two coins into the video with his trumpet.

How can someone have such a nice voice.I can't get enough of it!

Fu Lang was intoxicated by his own voice and couldn't extricate himself.

He was about to listen to it again when he heard the phone ring.

Picking it up, it was a text message from Gu Erli.

"I don't think you should be called CV Pineapple Cake, you should be called GV Pineapple Cake."

Fu Lang really didn't want to talk to this person, it seems that he should know about his vest.

Silently replied: "Get out."

"Tsk tsk. Are you shameless? Roommate, you still don't admit it when I ask you. You're a petite."

"Come on, don't think I don't know. On the first day we met, who listened to my voice and masturbated to me? You forgot but I didn't forget. You don't want to tell me who we are Face?"

Fuck him!

Looking at this text message, Gu Erli felt like a bolt from the blue.

Unexpectedly, what he heard that day was Fu Lang's voice, and he was even caught.The most important thing is that he was so hard at that time, and his mother crawled to the toilet to masturbate.

Fu Lang looked at him expressionlessly the whole time, and didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.

It's really shameful to throw it at my wife's and grandma's house.

He was thinking about how he would face Fu Lang in the future.

Silence with tears?

……

No, he wants to ask clearly.

"Are you a shemale? That day I heard a female voice."

After he sent it, he suddenly wanted to withdraw it, but it was too late, because Fu Lang sent it back in seconds.

"False tone," he said, ":)"

Gu Erli looked up to the sky and screamed.

Get lost.

Who are you, fake voice, isn't this bullying people?It was clearly a female voice he heard.How did he become a man.

In this way, he will really, have a psychological shadow.When the flag-raising ceremony was secretly held in the future, as long as he remembered Fu Lang's paralyzed face, he would definitely wither.

If he had known it earlier, he wouldn't have been curious to click on the video of the promotional video of the radio drama, so he wouldn't have known that the pineapple cake was Fu Lang.

Gu Erli hugged the pillow and rolled on the bed twice, and posted a post on Moments.

"I'm going to drink a can of liquefied gas to calm down."

After sending it for two seconds, Fu Lang gave him a thumbs up from the bottom.

The author has something to say: To be fair, I think you two are quite shameless. →_→