Three anecdotes

Cardinal Jin brushed the blood off the sword with his fingers, and lowered his head to lick the blood beads on his fingers. His eyes were so sweet, his movements were so gentle, and he even felt a little bit reluctant to swallow the blood, "I can't stop it. It's like—— Even if you watch me kill someone right now, you can't stop me, same thing!"

Empress Yu shivered, and when she looked at him again, she felt that the extremely enchanting cinnabar mole between his eyebrows had also turned into a blood hole, and then turned into a blood hole. He was like a bloodthirsty cub, He opened his mouth wide to swallow people in.

Cardinal Jin looked at the dead body under his feet, "Although Miss Liu is getting older, she is also getting fatter. But--it's better to be fatter." He smiled brightly at the Queen, "It's May now, after a while Summer, winter will come soon, and the Di people in the north will definitely want to rob us Han people again. If they rob, we will fight, but this kind of war is a waste of money, my lady, don’t you think so?”

Empress Yu couldn't figure out why he said this suddenly, she just snorted.

Cardinal Jin circled around the corpse of the palace lady Liu, "I heard that Miss Liu is an old man from the General's Mansion, and she is indeed utterly loyal to your empress."

"What are you going to do?" Queen Yu held the corner of the tea table.

"It's nothing. I think, since she was born as the empress's person and died as the empress's dead person, now that she is lying in the Kunhe Palace, she should be the empress's corpse." Cardinal Jin said in a calm tone.

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Queen Yu trembled as she held the tea table.

Cardinal Jin ignored the queen at all, "Your Majesty seemed to be saying just now, Chonghua - relying on sex to deceive the Lord? In fact, Chonghua is sincerely sharing the worries for the king. The emperor is troubled by military expenses every year, and Chonghua is thinking about how to save money." Give me some money. Since Chonghua, a little sycophant, knows how to understand the difficulties of the emperor, and the empress is in charge of the six palaces, so she should set an example by herself and set an example for the harem."

"You, what are you going to say?" Queen Yu didn't know what was wrong with her.Cardinal Jin obviously spoke very ordinary words, and seemed reasonable, but as long as he looked at his cold eyes, he felt that four monsters grew out of his shining eyes.

Cardinal Jin looked at Empress Yu, "Your Majesty, look at this sister Liu, who was born so plump and raised so fat and strong, she is really a good material."

Seeing his admiration, the eleven maids standing there couldn't help shrinking their shoulders. Cardinal Jin pointed to a very thin little eunuch, "It's not good for someone like you. It's too dry, and there is no oily water."

"What on earth do you want!" Empress Yu was forced hard by him, and finally couldn't bear it.

Cardinal Jin's eyes are as bright as a star, "I think, Your Majesty's Kunhe Palace is not small, and the monthly lamp oil and candle wax must cost a lot. This Sister Liu has greasy skin and oily skin. On this plump buttocks Open a mouth to make a corpse lamp, it must be very useful." He squatted down as he spoke, and gently brushed the cheek of the palace lady Liu with the back of his finger, "Since she just fell down at this moment, and she is not completely dead, the empress should call someone Come and carry her to a dark and damp place, light white candles around her body, burn it in a big fire, quench it with oily flowers, boil it for three to five seven days, the dripping corpse oil—” He seemed to suddenly Thinking of something, "Almost forgot! Madam remember, be sure to cut off her chin before burning. This piece of meat should be melted separately, and the melted oil should be put in a small bottle. On the fifteenth day of every month, the emperor came to Kun When we were in the palace, the empress dipped in the fat from the chin of the righteous servant girl and gently applied it between the eyebrows. It is said that this way, the charm will last forever, and the grace will last forever."

Cardinal Jin slipped his hand, and his fingernails were on the maid's chin, "It's really fat. Madam, use it slowly, this corpse, save it, it's enough to burn until the winter. When the time comes, Chonghua will go to the palace in person." Make a name for your empress, Empress of Daliang, restrain extravagance and be frugal, and benevolent to all people!"

Cardinal Jin caressed Feiquan's sword, and just after he walked out of Kunhe Palace, he saw Wang Gonggong, and thought to himself, the news spread really fast.The prince immediately stepped forward, "As soon as the emperor heard that the empress had summoned Lord Hou to the Kunhe Palace, he immediately sent this old slave over. Lord Hou didn't know, but today Chaoshang caused a great disturbance."

Cardinal Jin smiled slightly, "If you abolish the Yu family's precious lump, those old ministers must have given the emperor a lot of face."

The prince lowered his voice, "Master Hou, please pay attention, the emperor has called you to the imperial garden."

Cardinal Jin stroked his long hair at the side of his temple lightly, "Pay attention? So what if you don't pay attention."

Sure enough, before Cardinal Jin took three steps closer to Shang Chengbi, he was scolded by him, "Kneel down!"

Cardinal Jin glanced down at the path paved with finely colored stones. It was painted with the pattern of "a shepherd boy pointing at Xinghua Village". Small complaints, "hard", even though he said so, he still bent his knees obediently.

It's just that before his knees touched the ground, he was already pulled into his arms by an extremely strong force.

"Uh," Cardinal Jin whispered.

Shang Chengbi quickly straightened his shoulders, "What's wrong?"

Cardinal Jin lowered his brows and narrowed his eyes, not daring to look at him, but said in a low voice, "It hurts."

Shang Chengbi panicked, "How dare that woman hurt you!" He checked immediately after speaking.

Cardinal Jin snorted, "How can she have such abilities."

Only then did Shang Chengbi remember that he wanted to settle accounts with him, so he pushed him out, Cardinal Jin frowned again, Shang Chengbi looked at him, "What's wrong?"

Cardinal Jin blushed, but remained silent.

Shang Chengbi was puzzled for a moment, and because he was angry, he didn't want to guess his thoughts, "Why is it uncomfortable? Why are you wearing a sword properly?"

"Chonghua was wrong." Cardinal Jin lifted the hem of his clothes and knelt at Shang Chengbi's feet.

Shang Chengbi was also really blunt, lifted his arm, and pulled him onto his lap, in the position of kneeling on his knees, and when he raised his hand, he gave him a heavy palm on the hip.This palm felt wrong just after the slap, and abruptly withdrew [-]% of the force, "You instigated the kid surnamed Jing to disable the arm of that little idiot from the Yu family?"

Cardinal Jin turned his head down, and said in a muffled voice, "Are you punishing me for this?"

Shang Chengbi put his hands on his hips, "If you ask this sentence, you should hit him!"

Cardinal Jin always knew the man's decision, so he closed his eyes lightly, and let him slap him.

Shang Chengbi heard fine sputum pouring out of his throat, helped him up, and pressed his shoulders to make him sit on his lap. Shu Jin carried the beef behind him. It was better to walk or stand, but once he sat down, the beef Crashing directly into it, it hurts bluntly, shame and embarrassment.

Shang Chengbi never allowed anyone to be around when he and Jin Shu were breathing together, and the eunuchs and maids serving around had already retreated to a distance.Shang Chengbi pointed his finger at Cardinal Jin's thin lips, "Why didn't you tell me last night?"

Cardinal Jin leaned against his face, "I didn't do it. The Yu family can't offend King Jingbian, and can't offend his junior brother. Why are you angry with me?"

"Really? If you can't offend King Jingbian, you can offend me?" Shang Chengbi looked at him, "You hate Uncle Wang so much, it's not enough to provoke him and the Yu family, and even I have to count in it?"

Cardinal Jin said, "The hatred of destroying the country, the hatred of destroying the family, the humiliation of humiliation, shouldn't I hate him?"

Shang Chengbi pinched his jaw, "Chu was destroyed by me, and the ancestor worship of your Jin family was also destroyed by my order. Humiliation of humiliation! Is it wronged or humiliated to follow me?"

Cardinal Jin frowned, but he put his arms around his back and rubbed gently with his palm.

Shang Chengbi let go of his hand, but raised his hand with a strong wind. The slap was extremely severe, and finally he didn't continue to slap, and only said a cruel sentence, "Slap yourself."

Cardinal Jin looked up at him, like a cat whose pompom has been robbed by its owner. It wanted to stretch out its claws, but was afraid that it would really anger him. "Why can't I do it? Haven't I been beaten less?"

Shang Chengbi's eyes were bottomless, like a lone star with coldness, "If I really want to hit you, can you bear it?"

However, Cardinal Jin seemed to be screwed with him, "Thunder, rain and dew are all due to your grace."

Shang Chengbi suddenly recalled the situation when they first met, knew that this sentence was really a sore spot in his heart, and wanted to explode, but saw that he was looking at him with a wary look like a newborn leopard, knowing that although he talked back, he was still angry. Terrified, his tone also eased, "I have suffered so much, I don't know how to restrain myself, I really can't fight."

Cardinal Jin rested his head on his shoulder and reached out to rub his chest.

Shang Chengbi shook his head lightly, "I know you are worried about me. The Yu family is getting more and more powerful, and Mrs. Yu Wen is leading half of the imperial guards. Although there is a grandson Ao suppressing him, he has to guard against it."

"Didn't you always want to cut his authority? Now, this little general is injured, so he just needs to go home to recuperate." Cardinal Jin said.

Shang Chengbi raised his index finger and gently scratched his face with his knuckles, "You are too impatient. For those who practice martial arts, crippling someone's arm is tantamount to ruining his life. How can the Yu family let you go?" He said As he said that, he squeezed Cardinal Jin even tighter, "It's too careless. I will punish you tonight, so don't beg." Cardinal Jin still wanted to speak, but Shang Chengbi glanced at him, so he had to bite his lip. Cheng Bi squeezed his face hard, "I told you long ago that it doesn't matter if you cause trouble, and I will clean it up for you. But you kept a secret from me for most of the night, and when you came to court today, those old officials seemed crazy -"

Cardinal Jin whispered, "They say I'm not good again?"

Shang Chengbi pressed his browbones, as if he was very tired, but he patted him lightly on the back, "Since the stick killed Lin Yuan last time, they didn't dare to say anything in front of me. It's just that Shi Zhongda, relying on the old to sell the old, kowtowed again. It's another collision, he is an old minister of the three dynasties—" He didn't want to say any more when he said this, "Forget it, anyway, I have already sent him to guard the tomb of the late emperor. Chonghua, I will not let anyone wrong you."

Cardinal Jin leaned on him, "You should call Mr. Shi back, he is loyal to you, now is the time to rely on him, don't let the veteran's heart be cold because of me. What's more, I am used to being said, today Early, someone still mentioned my former title."

Shang Chengbi's complexion changed abruptly. He was originally sitting on a small chessboard seat on a jade platform in the Chess Garden of the Royal Garden. Cardinal Jin just said a word, and he struck out with a palm, cracking a stone platform, "Who? Cut him! "

Cardinal Jin was held in his arms, and he was so shaken by the thunderous palm force that he couldn't sit still. It was inconvenient for him to carry beef strips behind him, but now he couldn't help but groan.

"Wang Chuanxi!" Shang Chengbi shouted angrily.

"Yes." Although Wang Gonggong answered, he didn't dare to turn around.

"Ask Zhongshuling to draw up an edict, who will mention it again—" Before he finished speaking, Cardinal Jin covered his mouth with his hand, "It's all right, father-in-law, let's go and rest." After finishing speaking, he looked at Shang Chengbi, "What are you going to do? Kill the whole family? Kill the nine clans? I don't care about the past anymore."

Shang Chengbi looked at him, "I - I -"

Cardinal Jin smiled, "You don't need to say anything, if you really love me, you should do something to me."

"I know what you want to say." He lightly scratched Cardinal Jin's straight nose, "I know you're uncomfortable, but please take the things behind you, and say one more thing——"

Cardinal Jin lowered his head, "I see, I won't say a word."

Shang Chengbi pinched his nose hard, "If I had this kind of good sleep earlier, how could I suffer so much. You can't eat a bite of those things this morning?"

As soon as the words were said, the prince immediately presented a food box filled with thick lacquer. When Cardinal Jin opened it and saw it was a bowl of aconite rice porridge, he stretched out his fingers and gently pressed the hard callus on Shang Chengbi's tiger's mouth "How can I accompany you to practice swords if you only eat these soups?"

Shang Chengbi personally fed him with a silver spoon, "I will tell them to think more tricks."

Cardinal Jin bit the silver spoon and did not let go, and Shang Chengbi's hand around his waist swam down a little, and it stopped at his vertebrae, "This beef will be full for ten days, and I will replace it for you every day. There are other exercises when you are resting." Cardinal Jin's face changed slightly, and Shang Chengbi moved his hand down, "You can only eat these things for 20 days, and it is also to save you from suffering." He said When I got here, I said, "I have decided."

Cardinal Jin had always known Shang Chengbi's toughness, and knew that he was really hard-hearted now, so he just swallowed the porridge and rice he brought over, without saying a word for a long time.Shang Chengbi still took pity on him, and purposely separated his legs a little, and hung his buttocks in the air to make him sit, so that the beef would no longer be so deep, so it would be easier.

After feeding him a bowl of porridge, Shang Chengbi picked him up without any hassle, "I know it's inconvenient for you to walk, so hug me tight."

Cardinal Jin obediently hooked him around his neck, let him hold the dragon chariot, and leaned into his arms. It took a long time before he said, "It's the first time I've carried it, and it's been too long. Can I try it for a while?" Seeing his complexion slightly Unexpectedly, he quickly clasped his hand, "Jia, I can't carry it. It's very uncomfortable after noon."

Shang Chengbi's heart moved, but he deliberately didn't look at him, "I said that for twenty days, there will be no less time. If you can keep it, it's a grace, if you can't, it's a punishment."

"Yes. Chonghua thanked the emperor for his punishment." Cardinal Jin simply sat up straight without leaning against him.In this way, the beef was pushed into the intestinal wall, hit the most sensitive point, and even the two legs trembled a little.

Shang Chengbi pulled him back again, but his expression didn't soften, "This mouth is so hateful, I can't bear to slap it. Considering that I deliberately kept it from me last night, I won't be punished too much. After a while, I will enter the tent and give a reward to the left and right sides. , I’m afraid I’ll hurt you, so hit yourself.”

"You won't slap me in the face after you say it." Cardinal Jin clasped his hand.

Shang Chengbi patted him on the cheek lightly, "What I said is - I won't fight. You dare to hide such a big matter from me. Just this one, don't try to get over it easily today. Remember to use a little force later, what should be done?" Say, what should not be said, and make a long memory for yourself."