Three anecdotes

Wang Gonggong was also used to Cardinal Jin's rudeness, so he continued to pass on the message, "This beef is not cold anymore, listen carefully."

Cardinal Jin smiled and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your consideration." I said that I don't like the cold jade, but you will remember it in your mind, but I don't want to be a favored prostitute struggling under you, so why did you take it to heart? ?

The little eunuch was very obedient, he knelt aside after listening to the eunuch's order, Cardinal Jin looked down at the breakfast that was brought up, everything was exquisite, but it was all liquid food.

The prince was fair, "The emperor said, these days, please feel sorry for Lin Yuanhou. If you really don't have an appetite, then—"

"Just wait for him to come back to feed me. I know." Cardinal Jin chuckled lightly, and the room was filled with light, even a castrated man like Wang Gonggong couldn't help being dazzled.I was in a trance, but I saw Jinghong passing by, like a cloud shining on the water, and the brocade was shining brightly.

The eunuchs kneeling all over the ground only had time to see a white shadow, but Cardinal Jin had already pulled in a fat court lady with emerald hair.

The prince said fairly, "Isn't this Miss Liu, the lady in charge of the empress? Why did she arrive at Qifeng Pavilion? I think the empress has something to tell the emperor, but even so, the girl should wait for the transmission. Master Hou is not surprised and invited the girl in."

The maid surnamed Liu was brought into the palace by Empress Yu from the Marshal's Mansion. She has always been domineering, and she couldn't tell that the prince was trying to smooth things over for her, so she immediately raised her eyebrows, "Who said I came to see the emperor? I am According to the order of the empress, I have come to summon the Marquis of Cheng En!"

As soon as she said this, the prince secretly shook his head, guessing that the maid's life would be lost.

When Cardinal Jin first entered the palace, Shang Chengbi was annoyed at his stubbornness, so he added the title of "Marquis of Chengen" to humiliate him, and gave him a pair of couplets, and ordered him to hang them in front of the mansion. Luo Jin, Cheng En in the tent will return to dawn." Cardinal Jin was deeply ashamed.Later, as he became closer to Shang Chengbi, he submitted a petition to change his title to Linyuan.Take "The Book of Songs Xiaoya" to be trembling, as if facing an abyss, as if walking on thin ice.Shang Chengbi didn't like his sarcastic and self-sufficient appearance, but he couldn't help it that this was the first time Cardinal Jin formally asked him for something since he accepted the surrender.He simply agreed, and issued an imperial decree, forbidding anyone to mention the word Cheng Enhou again.

Now the court lady brought up his humiliating title as soon as she opened her mouth, clearly provoking trouble, but Cardinal Jin just smiled, "My sister came to summon Chonghua by the queen's order, but Chonghua was ordered by the emperor to enjoy this I'm going to feast on a feast, please wait for me." He waved his hand as he spoke, "Come here, set the meal!"

That Miss Liu is a close servant of the Empress, she has never been so neglected.Just as he was about to have a seizure, he caught a glimpse of Cardinal Jin's sleepy and bored appearance, and was speechless for a while.Qifeng Pavilion was originally the sleeping hall of the emperors of Daliang, and it was warmly illuminated. Since Cardinal Jin moved in, it has become a forbidden place in the palace.Shang Chengbi was in the prime of his life, and he had a lot of lust, and at least half the night would be noisy, often making Cardinal Jin sleepless all night, and he could only rest for a while when he went to court in the morning.Shang Chengbi felt sorry for his hard work, so he ordered someone to put a layer of silver-red glow on the window.At this time, it was between Chen Si, Cardinal Jin was sleepy all night, his mind was careless, he glanced lazily at the table, saw seventeen or eight kinds of rice, but there was nothing to eat, he just poked at the almond tofu relieve boredom.When Miss Liu looked closely, she felt that his slender hands were a little whiter than the ivory jade chopsticks.Sunlight seeped in through the silk gauze on the window, and it was Yuyan who was the first to get the sun's color, and her head still showed traces of dawn.

Cardinal Jin was probably used to being amazed by others, so he didn't care.Randomly picked a few dishes that looked colorful and tasted each, then threw away the chopsticks, and said to the prince, "Tell him, I'm not used to eating these. Tender walnut kernels, the outer thin layer is torn off, it is dark and not good-looking."

"Yes, the old slave has written it down." The prince said fairly.

Miss Liu looked at him playing arrogantly, foolishly and domineeringly, and eight words flashed in her mind, "When a country is about to perish, there must be evildoers".

Cardinal Jin turned his head to look at Miss Liu, "I'm sorry to trouble my sister to tell the Empress Empress, Chonghua dare not be rude, and I will go to see you after I get bathed."

That Miss Liu snorted heavily and left, the prince stepped forward and said, "Young Lord, do you want me to report to—"

Cardinal Jin whistled lightly, and without any hesitation, the black cat named Taoer flew in and jumped into his arms. Cardinal Jin stretched out his hand, and the cat held a tortoise and crane in its mouth. With the arch in his palm, Cardinal Jin looked at Eunuch Wang with a smile, "Elder-in-law's birthday, and it's really hard work for Chonghua."

The prince took the jade pendant with both hands, "Master Hou gave it so generously, I am ashamed to be this old slave."

Cardinal Jin teased the black cat casually, "The quality of this jade is not bad, but the game is not as solid as gold and silver. Eunuch, please take this jade pendant to Yuanheng Bank in Xicheng, and take some three to five thousand taels to treat everyone to a drink." .”

Wang Gonggong bowed deeply, "Thank you, Lord Hou, for your consideration."

With a flick of his sleeve, Cardinal Jin swept away the tray containing beef strips. He turned around and entered the inner hall with the black cat in his arms. When he reached the curtain, his voice came out from afar, "Today is Wang Zhongguan's fiftieth birthday. Ten taels of silver, serve Master well."

"Thank you, Lord Marquis." The salary of an ordinary eunuch is only 20 taels a year, but Cardinal Jin only paid half a year's salary with a casual mouthful. Of course, everyone was happy.

When Cardinal Jin came in, he threw the tray hard on the bed, and the beef strips rolled a few times, making the dragon bed greasy.The black cat carefully licked Cardinal Jin's fingers. Cardinal Jin wished he could crush the shame-faced beef strips, but in the end he just opened the wooden box, took out the jade bottle inside, dipped it in pork fat, and knelt down on the bed He took off his obscene pants, and carefully stretched with his fingers.

Probably knowing the master's shame, the black cat Tao'er lay on the side without moving, but came back again after Cardinal Jin threw the jade bottle away.Cardinal Jin also knew that this kind of venting was just to compete with himself, but after all, he is a very proud person, how can he stand on the bed with his legs spread apart and bring these things for himself like a young lady.After a lot of tossing, it was almost a cup of tea.

Shang Chengbi was considerate to him, the beef strips were very delicately made, but after all, something was stuffed in there for no reason, how could it be comfortable.With just a slight movement of the legs, I felt that the thing had penetrated deeper.The beef kept irritating the wall of the cavity, and Cardinal Jin stood up firmly. He didn't want to hold the back like a bitch who was molested, for fear that if it was loose, there would be no business.However, the beef strips are embedded with jade rings and tassels, if they can't be deeply sucked in, people will definitely see their flaws, under the shame and anger, he really wants to pull out this thing and throw it in front of Shang Chengbi, and die , let him take it.But when he thought of his parents' clan and the people of Chu, he had no choice but to let go of this thought.After following him for five years, it's not that he never resisted, but every resistance was just another excuse for him to humiliate himself.

Cardinal Jin took a deep breath, reached out and picked out a navy blue round-neck gown with arrow sleeves and put it on, carefully took a few times in front of the mirror to make sure that no one else could see it, and then went out with Tao'er in his arms. When he reached the door, he thought it was funny , who in this palace doesn't know that you are such a bastard, sixteen eunuchs are carrying that thing all the way from Shangshi Bureau to here, is there anyone who doesn't understand?

He let out a long breath, took out the Feiquan sword under the lyre and put it on his waist.Empress Yu, you hurt your baby brother, can't you sit still?

"Uh", Cardinal Jin straightened his waist, and the thing in his chest got a little deeper.His body was already tighter than ordinary people, and his back pain was far more painful than ordinary people, but Shang Chengbi's size was particularly astonishing, and he would bleed almost every time.Except for the first few months, Shang Chengbi loved him a lot, and he was often reluctant to tease him for all kinds of court secrets. Forget it.Even if it is Yushi, it is said that he must take it with him when he is not around, but on the one hand, Shang Chengbi is rarely willing to let him go out; on the other hand, even if he does not take it, he will punish him with a few whips when he comes back. Xi has the taste of utensils in his mouth, he hasn't tasted it for a long time.Last year, he secretly went to Chu State to hide for a month without telling him. After being caught, he was treated very badly, but because of this, he had to rest for almost half a year.

Cardinal Jin took a few more steps, the beef was not like jade, but it was soft, and he bumped around everywhere as soon as he moved away. Shang Chengbi was afraid that he would not be able to bear it for the first time, so he specially ordered it to be much smaller. .But this kind of thing is uncomfortable when it is too big, but if it is too small to prevent it from slipping out, you have to keep it tightly behind, not to mention how uncomfortable it is.

Although the Xifeng Pavilion where he lives is not far from the Queen's Kunhe Palace, there is something stuck there that makes it difficult for him to walk.Cardinal Jin is also a very face-saving person, and he walks with dignity every step of the way, so how much effort has been wasted.When he got the Kunhe Palace, there was already a thin layer of sweat on his face.

"I have something to ask for advice, but Marquis Linyuan came late and brought a sword. It seems that he doesn't take me seriously as a queen." When Shang Chengbi came to the throne, the Yu family could be said to support him hero.The daughter of the Empress Yu was not as reserved as the lady of the scholarly family, but now she is even more domineering.

Cardinal Jin was about to apologise, when the maid surnamed Liu next to her suddenly jumped out, "Cheng Enhou only has the emperor in his eyes, and naturally there is no empress."

Cardinal Jin raised his eyes, and a cold gaze was cast on the maid's face. The maid absolutely did not expect a male favorite to have such sharp eyes, so she couldn't help taking a step back.The queen also seemed to feel ashamed, "I won't discuss this crime of contempt and rudeness with you, I just ask you, how do you explain to me about Mrs. Wen!" , "Jin Chonghua, you rely on your sex to bully the master and cause trouble in the Six Palaces. In these years, I have never bothered with you. Now, you have become even worse and hurt Wen Tai's arm. Do you really think I have no one at home? "

Cardinal Jin raised his head, "Your Majesty, if you want to ask about the crime of contempt and impoliteness, Chonghua still has something to say. If you are going to blame the vice-commander's arm, Chonghua doesn't know where to start. The vice-commander took a The subordinates in the class oppressed Goodness, but unfortunately they were bumped into by Mr. Jing, and they were punished slightly—"

"Shut up! He abolished Wen Tai's right hand, is he still called Bo Punishment?" Empress Yu stood up.

Cardinal Jin said calmly, "Your Majesty has lived in the deep palace for a long time, so naturally she doesn't know much about Jianghu. Mr. Yezhao, Mr. Jingshan Botanying, has never lived under the sword, and now he is just abolished by the right hand of the deputy commander—" He slightly With a smile, "According to Chonghua's humble opinion, the empress should just lay out fruits and burn incense—"

"Bold and sycophant! How dare you talk to your empress like that." Miss Liu pointed at Cardinal Jin and scolded.

However, Cardinal Jin just looked at the queen, and slowly chanted, "Last night, the dream of Xiantan fell into flowers, and it's a pity that Chun Ban didn't return home. It's such a good fortune, shouldn't we thank our ancestors?"

Empress Yu probably heard this line of poetry before, and she immediately turned her face away, "Cardinal Jin, don't play tricks on yourselves, explain it to me clearly!"

Cardinal Jin said calmly, "These two poems are actually very easy to explain. The empress, Lan Zhihui, must have heard it. Xiantan, of course, is the Tanying Sword, and Luohua, is the Luohua swordsmanship."

"Poor Chun Ban didn't return home?" Queen Yu asked.Her hand was clenched tighter and tighter, and it was full of sweat.

Cardinal Jin raised his eyelashes, his gaze dimmed, as if he was holding the farthest lone cloud in the sky, "Some people say that those who see the Luohua sword technique will not be able to go home, and some say that once the Luohua sword technique comes out, they will be killed." Send him back to his hometown. Whichever one the empress likes, that's the one."

"You!" Empress Yu pointed at him, speechless.

Cardinal Jin plucked his hair and chuckled, extremely enchanting, "Actually, if you want to inquire about crimes, you should go to Mr. Yezhao who killed you, and even if you can't find him, you should go to his senior brother, King Jingbian. Why is it on Chonghua's head again?"

Empress Yu was tongue-tied and said for a long time, "I will ask King Jingbian to understand, but now I am looking for you! Since you know that Jing Shanbo will kill someone, why don't you stop him?"

Empress Yu didn't wait for Cardinal Jin's answer, because Cardinal Jin didn't have to answer.

Clothes sleeves block the wind and gold carvings are fine, the sword light is shining across the snow, the jade dragon is cold.

What was cold was not only the sword light, but also the corpse.

Twelve maids and four eunuchs watched the maid surnamed Liu fall down helplessly.

Today, the palace ladies have become eleven.

Cardinal Jin brushed the blood off the sword with his fingers, and lowered his head to lick the blood beads on his fingers. His eyes were so sweet, his movements were so gentle, and he even felt a little bit reluctant to swallow the blood, "I can't stop it. It's like—— Even if you watch me kill someone right now, you can't stop me, same thing!"