Three anecdotes

Cardinal Jin, with two slap marks on his face, knelt at Shang Chengbi's feet like a big cat and served him tea. Liang people like to drink, and they are good at drinking. A cup of fruit tea often makes a lot of tricks.While approving the memorial, Shang Chengbi took the cup of salted bamboo shoots, sesame and osmanthus tea. After two sips, he felt dizzy, and he stretched out his hand to hold him in his arms, "I know you don't like the taste in your mouth, it's called honey fried bureau." Served twelve courses of fragrant, salty and sour, not as sweet and greasy as carved candied fruit, all of which you like to eat on a daily basis."

Cardinal Jin leaned on Shang Chengbi's lap, "Salty and sour to persuade you to drink, what's the point of having no wine."

With his right hand, Shang Chengbi approved the six words "I plan to have another purpose", and with his left hand he dragged him to his knees. Cardinal Jin simply lay lazily on his stomach, folding his arms and leaning on the thick blanket.When the waiter brought the twelve fruits, he ordered them carelessly and placed them in front of him.

When Cardinal Jin returned to Nuandian, he took off the overly handsome robe, and changed into a Zen robe that was as white as frost and snow and as thin as snow.He just hung a veil and lay on Shang Chengbi's lap, with his arms slightly propping up his head, revealing a large piece of jade-like skin. Shang Chengbi held the pen with his right hand, and his left hand covered his buttocks.The Zen robe is too thin, and the red tassels of the jade ring can be touched with the tentacle, so fragrant and beautiful.The waiter just lowered his head and placed the fruit plate, obviously not daring to look at it, but his heart was beating wildly.Shang Chengbi has such good ears, he can hear clearly, when he was about to have an attack, Cardinal Jin kicked his legs, just this once, when the beef hit the inner wall, there was another bang, the fragrance was so sweet, it was so disorienting , the eunuch collapsed even half of his body, he just put down the fruit plate and fled away.

"Slap!" Shang Chengbi stretched out his hand and slapped Cardinal Jin hard.

"It hurts." Cardinal Jin picked a piece of water red ginger and put it in his mouth, "For those who have lost their power, you can also eat this kind of vinegar."

Shang Chengbi lightly closed the book case, "I don't think he went to clean up, send him to the clean room, and go again!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness." Even though he suffered such an innocent disaster, the little eunuch didn't dare to ask, and suppressed his tears to express his gratitude.Cardinal Jin sighed softly, "Why bother? You can't get along with the people around you."

"You dare to intercede for him!" Shang Chengbi threw away the ink brush.

Cardinal Jin propped himself up, leaned against his chest, and stuffed a flower whisk into his mouth, "I'm worried about you. Recently, my temper has become worse and worse. Liuhe Tianjie is a kung fu against the sky. Strong, evil spirit is also strong, Yifu, don't always embarrass yourself."

Shang Chengbi put his arms around his shoulders, "I said so! Don't call me by that name!"

Cardinal Jin was held by him and couldn't move, so he had to blow lightly into his neck, "The past is over, and you are always brooding about it, which will only increase your unhappiness." Shang Chengbi is talented and the eldest son of the crown prince. , just because his mother is the princess of Chengguo, his son, the most distinguished son, is not qualified to inherit the great line.Chengbi, Yifu, his father cut off his hope of ascending the throne long ago. Could it be that because he is half of the blood of another country, he can only be a minister of the Prime Minister Jiang Shanhe?As soon as she was born, she was clothed in rich clothes and fine food, but she was also doomed to become a prince as soon as she was born. Why?

Shang Chengbi's eyes were on fire, but seeing Cardinal Jin's words were very sincere, he finally let go of his hands.Through the meditation clothes, he could already see that his shoulder was bruised, Shang Chengbi pulled him closer, carefully massaged him, Cardinal Jin just endured the pain and did not speak.

"You also know that it is very difficult for me to suppress my hostility. From now on, don't control my anger with me anymore." Shang Chengbi didn't want to listen to his advice. After 15 years of keeping a low profile, he was obviously a descendant of the concubine, but he had to accommodate his concubine younger brother who was inferior to him in everything.Shang Chengbi, how can he be a person who puts up with humiliation and seeks perfection?

Cardinal Jin shook his head lightly, but he used his internal force to transmit the sound, "Catch him back, and reward him with twenty boards, so that he doesn't have to come in to thank you." After he finished speaking, he looked at Shang Chengbi, "Severe punishment for such a trivial matter, From now on, you will be trembling, everyone around you is afraid of you, and if you have too much time to protect yourself, who is willing to do things for you with your heart."

Shang Chengbi followed his long hair, "It's up to you. Only you are willing to really think about me."

But Cardinal Jin got down on the ground again, "So what if I really think about it. Maybe the queen is right. As a man, he can't beat Lu Bangzi with his sword. The blood of the Huns splashed on the king's clothes, but he was a spoiled man, and he was arrogant. ——" He paused lightly when he said this, "Marquis Cheng En, even if everyone in the world forgets this title, am I still indebted to you for your kindness, and I still have to carry these things with me, like those lucky pets? Just like a child, let others play with you!"

"Chonghua!" Shang Chengbi bowed his head and kissed him heavily, "I want you to bring these, not to insult you." He lifted off the Zen robe, and gently ran his hands along the red tassel, "I still want you to wear it." I remember when we first met, you were dressed in white and stood proudly. Although you were surrendered, you had a noble ambition to embrace the world. You at that time really made me feel ashamed, as if you should be the one who accepts the worship of all people with your face south and north That's right. I knew at that time that I wanted to destroy you, to crush you under the squat. However, since you smashed the jade cup and hid the fragments in your hand, no matter how I bully you, you would rather I was cut so bloody that I couldn’t hold the sword for several months, but I survived! Chonghua, just at that moment, you hugged me and said, ‘I know you have a heart for me, please spare my parents and people from the Chu Kingdom’. At that time, I watched With your eyes, I just thought, how can there be such a clean person in this world. At that time, I decided that in this life, I will only let you see me with eyes like this, and only let you say to me, I know you treat me Have a heart!" Shang Chengbi pushed the jade ring deeper, "Unfortunately, since you followed me, the arrogance in your eyes has turned into fierceness; Qing has become arrogance. I often think, when will I be able to see you again?" Seeing you, seeing you in high spirits, standing beside me, calling me—"

Cardinal Jin sighed, "I don't know how to pronounce those two words. I've said it, and I'll just call you a cavalier."

"Although driving is good, it is not as good as Yihua. Isn't I, Shang Chengbi, the most suitable person for Chonghua? Chonghua, you have a demeanor in the world, and I am also considered heroic. You are both civil and military, and I am also a literary man." Tao Wulue, why are you so dismissive?" What Shang Chengbi most wanted to be called by him was the word Yihua, and he even wanted to announce these two words to the world, even the imperial decree was drawn up Yes, and I added a special sentence, Lin Yuan Hou Jin Chonghua, there is no need to avoid it.Unfortunately, Cardinal Jin refused to agree anyway.

Shang Chengbi suddenly grasped the jade jue and pulled out the piece of beef. The pink and tender loaf was slightly open because of the foreign body that had been brought all morning. On the sensitive point, Cardinal Jin couldn't stand it, he tightened it instinctively, Shang Chengbi was pinched by him, and he was so intoxicated, he stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth lightly, "It really is a good idea."

Cardinal Jin didn't expect that he would become so sensitive just in the morning, and he even didn't expect that he would make such a shameless action. He was immediately ashamed and ashamed, his face flushed.

Shang Chengbi tentatively added another finger, but he couldn't push it in after it was delivered to the mouth of the mouth. Knowing that he was carrying it on purpose, he lowered his voice, "Relax!"

Cardinal Jin bit his arm, but his waist became even tighter.

Shang Chengbi patted his buttocks lightly, "Chonghua, don't get angry with me. Use your lower abdomen forcefully, obediently swallow it, I'm doing it for your own good."

Cardinal Jin turned his face away, his eyes filled with steam, "Ji Tan, you just said that you wanted to see me standing beside you, and now you force me to do this, how can I change back to the original Chonghua?"

Shang Chengbi touched his face, "What's the relationship with these? It's just with me, and no one else. You belong to me. Do you remember that I did it for you for the first time? At that time, you No, I won't—"

"Don't mention it again!" He really didn't want to think about such an embarrassing thing.

Shang Chengbi knows that he is a very proud person, and he regards it as fun, but Cardinal Jin may not be able to accept it, "I just want to say that I have never confine you as a male favorite, even if I ask you to do these things, it is for We will be later. You were not here the day before yesterday, and I specially summoned the nanny who was a child molester for the late emperor, and I met one——just 30 years old, the place has already been abolished, even—”

"I don't want to hear it! If there is such a day, I will kill myself with a sword, and I will never live in such a life as a pig or a dog!" Cardinal Jin scratched the table with his fingers, and his nails were bleeding.

"You dare! If you dare to die, I will bury millions of people from the state of Chu with you! Your parents will be hacked into pieces, and your clan members will be quartered. Even your dead ancestors will have to be dug out from the grave and dissected. Kill the corpse!" Shang Chengbi held his arms fiercely, "Listen to me! Don't die before me! Don't! Don't! Don't leave me alone in this world!"

He was furious at first, and even Cardinal Jin was trembling with fright, but now, like a child, he hugged Cardinal Jin and cried, "Chonghua, promise me, if you really want to die, Let's just hold hands, lie down together, and close our eyes together. If you are really gone, I, wouldn't it be more painful for me than a thousand cuts, I would rather die a bad death, and the bones will be shared and eaten by wild dogs— —I don’t care about those, I’m dead anyway, but I can’t live without you.”

Cardinal Jin patted him on the back lightly, thinking, Liuhe Tianjie is really domineering, and he lost his mind to such an extent.

Shang Chengbi hugged him, his mood relaxed a little, sat up after a long time, let him lie on his lap again, and circled his mouth with his fingers, Cardinal Jin didn't dare to provoke him any more, obediently sucked his fingers in , Shang Chengbi laughed like a child, "Chonghua, you are a little swollen here. But it doesn't matter, what Li Nanny said is good, with a little adjustment, it will be much easier to get in."

Cardinal Jin knew that he was still a little distracted at the moment, so he didn't dare to answer rashly, so he just lay quietly.

Shang Chengbi patted him on the back lightly, "Be good these 20 days, you belong to me, so don't let your imagination run wild. What kind of pet is a sycophant, who dares to say you again, I will punish him!" The pepper plums were pushed directly into his tunnel, and the preserved fruits that were put in did not dare to be neglected in the slightest, and Cardinal Jin liked to eat sour, so the plums were marinated even more skillfully.Cardinal Jin trembled, and Shang Chengbi gently clasped his mouth with his fingers, "Pinch it carefully, this is also training."

"Driving horse?" Cardinal Jin turned his face away in disbelief.Although Shang Chengbi often made some nasty jokes, he was extremely measured, how could he——

Shang Chengbi smiled and said, "Those old mothers told me that there are things in here every day, which can make the passage loose. But after a long time, it will lose its elasticity, so not only must it be expanded, You need to train and tighten up, I will remember to help you every day when I change the meat strips for you." As he said this, he gently scratched the wrinkled tender sticks with his fingertips, "Put harder and tighten carefully. I didn't expect Use plums, who told you to make me angry today. Chonghua, don’t be lazy, use two young sticks to melt the icing on the peppers and plums, and I’ll spare you.”

As soon as he said this, Cardinal Jin didn't clamp it, and the pepper plum immediately slid to a deeper place. Cardinal Jin's inner wall was extremely sensitive, and he couldn't stand it, so he had no choice but to tighten the two walls and clamp it tightly even if he was ashamed. , I dare not let the pepper plum fall in again.He hadn't suffered there before, at first his legs were trembling, but as the salt and sugar on the plums melted, how could such a tender place withstand the pain, especially when kneeling with his buttocks raised, he had to be careful Pushing hard, the back is sleepy, sour, stinging, itchy, and painful. It's like being scratched by ten thousand paws dipped in salt. Everyone wants to reach in directly.

Shang Chengbi saw that his whole body was shaking, and his face was wrinkled into a ball, so he pinched his ears lightly, "It is said that Mr. Chonghua Qin has mastered the three ancient holy ways, and Jian Han is a hero of Kyushu, why? Can't even control a small pepper now?"

Cardinal Jin clenched his hands tightly in hatred, but Shang Chengbi suddenly slapped him on the buttocks, "Why, do you still want to flirt with me?"

Cardinal Jin lowered his head, "Chonghua dare not."

Shang Chengbi smiled, and stroked his back lightly, "Every time you have to be forced to be punished, you will be good, that's enough, it's bitter, let's expel it."

Cardinal Jin wanted to reach out to grab it, but when he heard what he said was typesetting, Xia's dizzy cheeks immediately turned pale.He is an arrogant person, how could he do such a thing.

Shang Chengbi looked at him, "This is to train the strength behind you. If you don't know how to use force there, you will be reluctant when it is really cloudy, and you will be easily injured if you are reluctant."

Cardinal Jin's watery eyes widened, "Jia--"

Shang Chengbi sighed softly, "Don't yell anymore, I can't bear it either. You see, I didn't read a single booklet after you kept crying for half a day. However, the rest of the effort was forced out, so I just gave it a try. If you are cruel, you will treat it as—"

Cardinal Jin couldn't help shaking his head, the finger marks on his face were swollen, and his eyes were empty, making people feel distressed.

Shang Chengbi rubbed his head, "What's so difficult about this, take a deep breath, and then push it out with force, if you don't make it, you have to do it every day—"

"I—" Cardinal Jin hugged him suddenly, "Ji Tan, I know I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, I will be obedient in the future, doing bowel movement and jade posture every day, don't let me practice these again , please, please spare your Chonghua."

Shang Chengbi only felt that his heart was crushed by him, and immediately wanted to hug him in his arms to comfort him, but thinking of the miserable appearance of the male concubine he saw that day, he finally pulled him into his lap cruelly, A heavy slap covered it, "It's better to hit less, since you are disobedient, don't blame me for being too strong! Twenty blows, count by yourself, if you don't want to do it comfortably, just beat the swelling and let me expel it!" "