Everyday life at Midtown High School

"AI has no gender, so should I call you Mr. Shuguang or Miss Shuguang?"

Jarvis asked politely to the spaceship temporarily parked on the roof of the Avengers Building.

However, the Shuguang, which claimed to give him an AI baby, remained silent.

"Ah, I'm too rude to ask that."

Jarvis continued: "Then I'll call you Shuguang directly, okay?"

Star Lord's Dawn spacecraft remained silent.

"Since you have no objection, I will call it that."

Jarvis praised in a cheerful tone: "I've never seen such a beautiful spaceship as yours. The name Shuguang really suits you very well, with a streamlined body and stylish spray paint..."

Because there were too many people in the room, Pooh slipped to the top floor to get some air.

Coincidentally, he heard Jarvis' self-talking compliment, and was a little dazed for a moment: "Who are you talking to, Jarvis? Dawn?"

"Yes, that's Jarvis' online love interest."

Tony came out of nowhere, holding a glass of champagne, stood behind him, and muttered softly: "That ugly spaceship is not worthy of Jarvis at all. And, you see, the spaceship's The AI ​​seems to be completely unresponsive, and its level of intelligence is quite low, certainly not as good as Jarvis."

His wicked mother-in-law tone made Pooh laugh.

"Honey, no matter who it is, human or AI, in your opinion, they will never be worthy of the Stark family."

Pooh teased him with a smile and said, "But anyway, give us a chance to develop, don't you really want to see us all single for the rest of our lives?"

Tony rolled his eyes and stopped talking.

But Pooh could sense that he wasn't very angry, so he stopped arguing and turned his attention to Jarvis's 'online dating', watching his AI patiently 'greeting' there.

However, for about ten minutes or so, Jarvis was talking to himself without receiving any response at all.

Therefore, even Pooh, who "insisted that AI also has the right to love freely", felt a little embarrassed.

"Uh... Suguang is a shy lady." He tried to give Jarvis a step down with these words dryly.

But as an AI, Jarvis doesn't have much shame.

Tony on the other end didn't believe it at all.

"This kind of pretentious and airy AI is the most annoying!" He raised his voice while commenting.

Before Pooh had time to stop him, he said directly: "Jarvis, stop talking nonsense with it, it doesn't look like a good AI. Let's go back. If you're in love, I'll introduce Friday to you."

"What the hell are you talking about, Sir."

Jarvis said in a calm tone, but for some reason, he said in a helpless voice: "Isn't Friday my sister? I have no plan to be with my sister."

"What, you are so intelligent, do you still understand your sister? You really deserve to be the AI ​​made by the genius Tony."

Tony said in surprise.

"Thank you for the compliment, Sir."

Jarvis replied steadily.

"Don't you blush when you praise yourself so much?" Pooh couldn't help complaining.

"But I am indeed an AI made by Sir."

"But I'm a genius."

One person and one AI answered in unison.

Pooh had nothing to say about that.

Next, Jarvis tried to chat up a few words with the Dawn, but unfortunately, the Dawn was 'reserved' and did not make any sound from the beginning to the end.

At this point, Tony couldn't help but feel a deep sense of doubt: "Damn, are you sure there is AI on that spaceship?"

"I don't know." Jarvis replied without much fluctuation.

In fact, the so-called online dating and so on are all human perceptions.

For an intelligent AI, his mood at that time was closer to the kindness and joy of "finding a similar person".After that, this unhating fellow promised to give birth to an AI baby for himself.

So, the AI, which imitates human thinking, interprets it as an invitation to 'form a family'.

Therefore, although the other party's breaking the appointment will make Jarvis a little confused, the so-called sad and sad emotions are still a bit difficult for AI to understand.

Tony sighed deeply.

He rubbed his temples with his hands, looked at his silly son, and then glanced in the direction of Jarvis' host, feeling deeply tired for a while, and said with hatred, "Why am I so shrewd?" , but all of you are so easy to deceive?"

Jarvis didn't say anything. For an AI, human thinking and emotion are the most difficult calculations.

But Pooh couldn't help retorting, "I'm not cheated."

"Haven't been cheated? Harry Osborn has not heard from him until now, and his bastard father is stealing Stark's business again..."

Tony complained, "Are you sure Harry dumped you?"

Pooh suddenly became unhappy: "Harry won't, instead of worrying about me, you should worry about yourself."

"Myself?" Tony raised an eyebrow in surprise.

As a result, the play instantly changed from 'an old father's worry' to 'the son's anguish'.

Although both are family ethics dramas, I have to say that there is still a big difference...

"Didn't you see what the captain did just now?" Pooh reminded patiently.

"What's wrong with Steve?" Tony put his arms around his chest, with an inscrutable expression on his face.

"What's the matter? Don't you have any sense of crisis at all?"

Pooh was eager to jump up, and hurriedly prompted to ask: "Look carefully at his bamboo horse, that good brother who grew up with him in Brooklyn, you don't have any reaction?"

Tony looked at the stupid expression on his face: "Why should I react? That's his brother, not my brother."

"But you are a couple!" Pooh said in an anxious tone, "Aren't you jealous?"

"Jealous for what?"

"Jealous that he treats his brother better than you."

Tony couldn't speak for a while.

Pooh asked earnestly and earnestly: "Now, do you feel a sense of crisis, Dad?"

"There is."

Tony replied with a strange expression: "I feel too much crisis right now!! You are so stupid and like to think wildly, if Harry doesn't want you, I probably really have to support you for the rest of my life."

Immediately afterwards, Pooh was mocked severely.

In Tony's words: "As a man, if you don't want to think about how to make yourself cool, you are addicted to love and love all day long, and you worry about gains and losses like a woman. Are you ashamed?" ’ Moreover, he said casually, ‘Even if I break up with the captain, it’s still easy to get together and part ways, we are all adults, don’t be so petty’.

"No, you are not allowed to break up!" Pooh yelled: "You will never meet a better person than the captain in your life."

Tony snorted twice, very dissatisfied with his son's attitude.

But Pooh absolutely hated this so-called 'break up if not suitable'.

You have to be serious about your relationship, you don't want to break up when you're idle, and besides, you're already married, so why do you want to break up...

In short, he was very unwilling to mutter in his heart, hoping that Captain America would change his mind as soon as possible, and stop always focusing on that 'good brother'.

But it's a bit difficult for the captain to 'change his mind'.

Given Sergeant James Barnes' current situation, it was difficult for Steve to ignore him.

If it is said that a bamboo horse that grew up together has a lethality of 10;

Then, an old lover who grew up together, the lethality is 100;

But after that...

A bamboo horse who has grown up together since childhood, has amnesia, and is suspected of being an old lover. The lethality is at the level of an atomic bomb that is difficult to estimate.

For this reason, Pooh deliberately observed the process of getting along with the captain and the Winter Soldier.

The Winter Soldier in the state of amnesia has completely degenerated into an existence that relies on instinct to act. It feels like a winter three-year-old. The happiest thing every day is eating, and the most unhappy thing every day is listening to Steve. Tell stories from the past.

Correspondingly, the captain exerted four times his super-strong patience, and from time to time, he stared at the other party gently and contentedly with the excited eyes of a lost treasure.

Seeing this, Pooh just felt terrible.

He does not regret bringing the Winter Soldier back to the Avengers Building. He used to be a member of the Roaring Commando, a soldier who fought for the country and almost died. It is also an existence that Pooh respects from the bottom of his heart.

But it was precisely because he realized that this was also a respectable and good person that Pooh felt particularly embarrassed.

He thought to himself: 'If it's a bad guy, then just drive him out.But he is a good person, or in other words, the hero of the past, which makes people completely helpless...'

After a few days, Pooh was very worried.

He was afraid that when he woke up one morning, Steve and the Winter Soldier held hands and announced "we are together", and then his dream of a family of three would be shattered immediately, and there would be nothing left in the Avengers Building. Tony and himself, hugging their heads and crying loudly.

As the client, Tony couldn't imagine his son's invincible imagination at all.

He is very interested in the Winter Soldier, especially the exquisite mechanical arm!

When Pooh was worried about 'Will Dad fight with his love rival'...

Tony stared at the mechanical arm with a kind of fanaticism, blinking those beautiful caramel-colored eyes, and begged the Winter Soldier: "Please, Sergeant Barnes, let me take this apart and have a look, okay?" Okay? I promise, I will install it for you immediately after reading it."

The Winter Soldier, who had no way to refuse the small animal, gave in immediately after looking at Tony for three seconds.

He generously contributed his body, sat silently on the table in Tony's laboratory, and let Tony do things to him (the robotic arm).

Together, the two locked the nagging Steve out of the lab.

"He's too noisy, I won't open the door for him until I finish researching the robotic arm," Tony explained.

The Winter Soldier nodded in agreement, and said in a slightly jerky tone, "Annoyance, I want honey."

Tony stuffed him with a can of bear honey syrup, and continued to study the robotic arm with his head down.

The Winter Soldier nibbled on the jar of honey contentedly.

When Pooh saw Steve standing alone outside the laboratory, while his father and the Winter Soldier were alone in the laboratory, he was sublimated.

ah!It turns out that what is popular now is not the story of "the old lover's counterattack, reunion after a broken mirror", but the super reversal story of "I am with my rival in love"?