Everyday life at Midtown High School

When Steve led Hawkeye and Black Widow through hardships and fought for three days and three nights, he first successfully wiped out a large number of soldiers who had been injected with the Extremis virus under Killian, and then joined forces with Professor Charles to repel Magneto, to save the President from being kidnapped.

At this point, he was finally able to take a rest and catch his breath.

But even when he was resting, he leaned against the wall wearily, and asked worriedly, "Is there no news about Pooh yet?"

The S.H.I.E.L.D agent who came to support thought about it immediately, and then seriously replied: "News from Pooh? Oh, you mean Mr. Stark? He was guarding the gate of Osborne yesterday, blocking the A Norman Osborn president, crying and shouting to see her boyfriend... Is this new news?"

"what?"

Steve was confused: "Wait, Pooh was kidnapped, wasn't he?"

"Yes, but I came back two days ago."

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. asked stupidly, "Don't you know?"

"I really don't know." Steve murmured in a daze.

Two days ago?Are you really kidding me?

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. was even more innocent: "But it's almost becoming a hot topic on Twitter. It's not a secret. How come you don't know?"

Yes, how could I not know!I am also surprised, how could I not know?

Will World War II veterans be ridiculed if they don't have the habit of checking Twitter?

Damn!

Poor Steve, it's really hard to describe my feelings, as if 70 years have passed in one sleep; or as if watching TV, because I misremembered the time, I missed an entire episode...

"Why didn't anyone tell me the news sooner?"

Faced with Captain America's questioning, some SHIELD agents who knew about it all lowered their heads guiltyly, and those who looked here and there did not look at the captain.

After all, facing my childhood idol god, it is really difficult to come up with the reason why the black director is so fucking, what's "it's rare for him to fight with such enthusiasm, let's not interrupt a veteran's self-salvation" this If you say such irritating words, you will be beaten up every minute, with four times the force.

Thinking of this, their expressions all shrank in unison.

Steve was speechless for a while, so he simply pursed his lips, and put the shield on his back handsomely, so as not to embarrass this group of intelligence personnel anymore.

In addition to the fact that the captain is not used to surfing the Internet, and Hawkeye is too busy to go online, Natasha, the black widow who has always been proficient in news, knew a little earlier about Pooh's safe return.

But when the battle with Killian was at a critical moment, in order to keep the overall situation in mind and not to shake the morale of the army, she still pretended not to know.

All this, Steve thought about it for a while, and he knew it.

Now, he didn't want to worry too much, and directed his teammates to quickly finish the finishing work of the battle, and the group of three hurried back to the Avengers Building.

On the way back, although I was still a little angry that I was not notified about Pooh in time.

But knowing that the children in his custody and his lover are safe and sound, Steve feels happy again.

He maintained this happy mood and persisted to the Avengers Building.

Then, completely speechless...

Captain America in a battle-damaged outfit has just stepped out of the elevator, even without his four times the hearing, he can still hear Tony's beloved band, the chainsaw-like voice of the lead singer of AC/DC and the irresistible heave. Start yelling heavy metal melodies and blast them to deafening levels.

At this moment, Steve's mood was already a little delicate.

"In the days when we were not around, they had a wonderful life." Hawkeye couldn't help but said sourly.

The black widow moved her wrists and said in a harsh tone: "Forgetting me is a very serious mistake."

However, when they pushed open the door of the hall...

The blond god laughed heartily while downing a whole bottle of whiskey; Tony and a fat handsome guy were having a heated discussion on the sidelines (Star-Lord: Shall we change the song? There are a few awesome songs in it; Tony: No, don’t even think about playing old songs from the 70s on my party), between the two of them is a young sapling who can move and dance all kinds of awkward dances;

The raccoon pointed at the green-skinned Gamora and the bald man Destroyer, and laughed at their attire in a particularly obnoxious manner; Peter Parker, Gwen, Burning John, and the twins, a group of young people gathered together and laughed, From time to time, there was a burst of laughter.

And Pooh, who worried the captain the most, was half lying on the table, staring at the opposite person with an interested expression...

Captain Steve inexplicably felt a sense of desolation.

This kind of feeling is roughly similar to 'the husband is tired from running around, and finally comes home, but no one cares about him, and his wife and son are still driving a crazy party at home'.

"Hey……"

Although it was extremely sad, Steve was kind-hearted by nature. When he was angry, his first reaction was to walk up to Pooh, wanting to check carefully whether he was really safe and unscathed.

However, as he walked over step by step, as the angle changed, the face of the man sitting opposite Pooh was gradually revealed in front of him...

Steve's heart suddenly contracted violently, and soon, it beat violently again involuntarily.

"God! Bucky, is that you?"

He let out an exclamation in disbelief.

At this moment, all the hustle and bustle became the distant background sound. He seemed to see himself as a short and thin man standing opposite his childhood friend, staring at his ageless face with tears in his eyes.

Many years ago, the rush of the wind when running on the streets of Brooklyn, the smell of gunpowder when fighting side by side on the battlefield, they grew up together, fought together, lived and died together, like brothers and sisters.

"WhothehellisBucky (who the hell is Bucky)?"

Sergeant Barnes, who was biting a large piece of chocolate, raised his head, with chocolate crumbs still on the corner of his lips, but with a dazed and irritable expression, he replied in a rude tone.

"You are, Bucky."

"I'm not."

"You are, I know you."

Steve said excitedly: "We have known each other for a lifetime! When you were 12 years old, you lied to my pocket money and used it to buy flowers to date a little girl; when you were 14 years old, you kissed Lisa next door, and she Dad was chasing you with a pistol, and I hid you in the closet to escape; when you were 16, you forced me to ride a roller coaster, and I threw up; when you were 17..."

"To shut up!"

"Bucky, you are Bucky!"

"I told you to shut up!!!"

Pooh grabbed Sergeant Barnes' iron arm in time to avoid a bloody incident.

"But you're obviously Bucky."

Steve repeated with great aggrievedness.

Because the surprise was too intense, Steve, who was immersed in how to awaken the memory of his childhood friend, completely forgot everyone.

During this process, everyone in the room watched this scene curiously.

Tony held a wine glass nonchalantly, and looked at them thoughtfully with his large, caramel-colored eyes.

Pooh blinked and blinked, becoming rare vigilant.

Pooh, a tragic homosexual writer who used to write Sergeant Barnes to death on average once a month, has always known clearly that all the plots in his article are fabricated, and Captain America is not the first A homosexual superhero, he and Sergeant Barnes are also pure comrades-in-arms and brotherhood.

The reason why such a pair of homosexuals are created is simply because...

’ I wanted to make it normal for same-sex relationships, like, look, the Captain America you admire is having an affair with the same sex, so it’s not a big deal that I’m gay. '

This is the original intention of his creation.

This kind of self-deception and deception really helped him a lot when he didn't want to hide his sexuality and live in hiding.

Every day he writes the tragic love story of 'this pair of bitter lovers', as if everything really happened, and he also has the idea of ​​'I am not alone, there are role models before me'.

Pooh was strong enough, though, that this phase quickly faded over time.

When he has successfully cultivated to the point where he is invulnerable to all poisons and his bones are strong enough to resist any slander and gossip, he no longer needs to rely on the fictional stories in his mind for comfort.

Since then, 'The Love Story of Captain America and Sergeant Barnes' has only become a hobby for him.

But who would have thought that a few years later, this pair of old popsicles, who should have been sleeping underground, would all wake up and have close contact with themselves? ? ! ! !

When Peter was so happy that he was about to beat the ground with laughter...

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Reality and fantasy are intertwined, and people who have been confirmed dead have come back to life.

Then, it is very possible that the love stories I made up will suddenly become true one day... right?

terrible!

I didn't feel happy because the deeds I wrote might become reality. How much I let go when I was writing, and how terrible it is when I think about it.

After Pooh was vigilant, he fell into panic again:'It's over!Dad, compared to Sergeant Barnes, who is handsome, loves to laugh and can play, and is the captain of the bamboo horse, you have no advantage at all except my cute and smart son! '

In this moment, how grateful he was for Polyjuice Potion, how grateful he was for Credence, how grateful he was for the New York Marriage Registry, and how grateful he was for himself!

'Thank goodness you're married! '

He silently thought: "Even though neither of you know."