Everyday life at Midtown High School

When Pooh generously promised to give a walkman with a collection of a thousand songs, Star-Lord ignored all the members of the guard and waved his hand resolutely: "From now on, Pooh and I are brothers! Where is he going?" , I'll go there!"

Pooh raised his eyebrows, put his arms on his shoulders on tiptoe, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I keep my word."

However, on their way to the Avengers Tower, it was not all smooth sailing.

Because, they met Thor who also came to find his brother's scepter.

Amidst the thunder, Thor landed heavily on top of the spaceship, and the entire spaceship of Dawn trembled when it hit.

Even, if it wasn't for Pooh's timely stop, they almost had a fight.

Although there was barely a fight, there were some disputes between the two parties when it came to the Mind Stone.

Although the two sides can reach a consensus on the point of 'not leaving the gems to the people of the earth', but who should keep them, they have been at a stalemate for a while...

Xingjue felt: "Asgard's thunder god has a good reputation, but your brother, the evil flower of Asgard, doesn't have a very good reputation!"I heard that it was a guy who wanted to play a prank, so he opened a wormhole and let the alien army enter the earth. '

And Saul just laughed at this.

"I can beat my brother, but you are not allowed to talk about him." The elder brother said unceremoniously: "Talking about reputation, a group of space hooligans are still talking about reputation with me?"A robber who was born a predator, a murderer, a bounty hunter, plus a cosmic witch, fame? '

In short, they didn't trust each other.

Thor waited for the result with a cold face, while the Guardians of the Galaxy were discussing furtively.

"First come, first served, big fool, you are late, the gem is ours."

Rocket Raccoon is carrying a gun, provocatively.

"Hey!"

Xingjue hurriedly grabbed the raccoon by its collar, and warned in a low voice, "Don't be so straightforward, that big fool will get angry."

"I hear you," Thor interrupted.

"Hear what?" Rocket asked in surprise.

"Stupid, you call me stupid." Saul said angrily.

"Hahahaha, that's right, you are a big fool." Rocket Raccoon patted his thigh, leaning back and forth with a smile.

"very good."

Sol suddenly raised the corners of his lips and smiled.

If Loki had been there, he would have said 'Oops' right away.

But unfortunately, the people present didn't know much about this Thor, and when he knocked the raccoon away with a hammer, everyone was stunned.

Inexplicably, the fair-haired handsome god fought with the funny guys of the Guardians of the Galaxy amidst the rumbling thunder.

The Dawn spacecraft wobbled from side to side during their fight, looking like it was about to crash.

Pooh was so scared that he wanted to grab something.

Coincidentally, Pyro and the Twins were at the front because of the excitement, and only the Winter Soldier stayed behind.

So, in a violent stagger, when Pooh almost fell down... he waved his hands and accidentally pulled off the mask on the Winter Soldier's face.

The Winter Soldier froze for a moment.

But when there is no order, his blank brain has almost zero response in this regard.

He stood there stupidly, holding Pooh with his hand.

However, Pooh exclaimed, "Oh my God."

"It's not what I thought it was?"

He stared intently at this familiar yet somewhat unfamiliar face, and couldn't help stretching out his fingers to trace his facial features.

The Winter Soldier held his hand reflexively, and looked over suspiciously.

"James Buchanan Barnes."

Pooh, who has been immersed in the story of Captain America for many years, murmured the name to himself.

In fact, in such a long time, the Winter Soldier, who is a cold-blooded killer, has been very different from James Barnes, who loved to laugh in Brooklyn back then, except for his appearance.

Even if the captain saw it with his own eyes, he would hesitate for a few seconds when they recognized each other.

However, Pooh is definitely the exception among the exceptions.

You know, once on the Internet, for his own little selfishness, he has been committed to portraying Captain America as the first superhero who likes the same sex. love.

Coincidentally, this pair of bamboo horses and bamboo horses who were also born in Brooklyn made Pooh completely let go of his thoughts, and his inspiration was like a tide. If you were captured, I would throw my pen and join the army, and I would fight thousands of miles for you to rescue you and come back. , I don’t know how many little girls’ tears I have cheated...

Especially when drawing fan art, Pooh observed the precious video materials in his collection frame by frame.

At the end of the research, he might be more aware of the proportions of the facial features and the shape of the face of Sergeant Barnes who always appears behind or next to Captain America than he himself.

'This is definitely me, unless it's a clone...'

Pooh said with extreme certainty in his heart: "Otherwise, in the world, no matter how similar two people are, it is impossible to have the exact same facial features."

Although it was shocking at first.

But soon, Pooh calmed down: "Even Captain America can live, so it seems nothing unusual that the captain's little friend is also alive." '

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Spider-Man Peter Parker almost burst out laughing when he saw Bucky.

As soon as he returned to New York, he used the excuse of 'extraterrestrial affairs need to be resolved by adults' as an excuse, and threw all the Guardians of the Galaxy, along with Thor, to Pooh, who was received by his father, and occupied the entire Avengers Building. floor hall.

Then, he invited his friends to tell those little friends who were worried about him to come to the Avengers Building to gather together.

Because he was really worried about missing him, but due to his young age, his friends who were not capable enough rushed over quickly. Except for Harry and Credence who were locked up at home by their parents, Flash, Peter and Gwen all surrounded him. As he asked with concern, he was relieved after making sure that he was safe and sound from beginning to end.

When they realized that there were strangers they didn't know, they asked Pooh again.

Pooh introduced the twins and Pyro very generously, and after solemnly introducing the Winter Soldier, Peter greeted him with such unceremonious laughter, which made people feel a little annoyed.

He looked at Peter with a foolish look, and asked with pretended concern, "What's wrong with you, is there something wrong with your brain?"

Peter and his girlfriend Gwen Stacy looked at each other, and Qi Qi shook his head with a smile: "It's nothing."

Pooh pursed his lower lip in dissatisfaction, and didn't ask further.

After all, he actually vaguely understood where Peter was laughing.

Or, if Harry had been here, he would probably have laughed at the same time.

So, this childhood sweetheart...

Sometimes, it is really a very sad existence.

And the reason why Peter couldn't help but chuckle at this moment of "good brother returning from a difficult adventure" is that——

'Oh, that familiar little brother, I have seen your name and portrait in countless homosexual stories! '

[—James Buchanan Barnes is a handsome and sweet little angel from Brooklyn. It is said that since he was 14 years old, he has captured the hearts of countless girls. Even if he joins the army, there are countless girls every year. The nurse's eldest sister was jealous of him.

He has short dark brown hair, neat and delicate eyebrows, a pair of indescribably affectionate blue eyes, a straight nose, and rosy and sexy lips, which can be said to be infinitely charming.So much so that when he raised his eyebrows and laughed, every time, Captain America’s heart would burn with a flame that could never be extinguished. It was a kind of bitterness, sweetness, and despair that seemed to be hit by the arrow of Eros. flame of love. ]

Excerpted from "Desperate Love".

I don't know how many articles Pooh wrote about this kind of vulgar stuff when he was adolescence.

What's even more frightening is that he is good at painting, and he will provide illustrations for each article. The beautiful young man in military uniform kneeling at the feet of the US team, with his head raised and his red lips smiling, is so sexy that people can't restrain their hearts Some kind of prehistoric power...

Although the group of fans on the Internet cried and called him the most productive and hardworking Daddy in the world.

But this can't cover up all kinds of blood and vulgarity caused by fictional exaggeration.

For example, the article that impressed Peter deeply is the route of sadomasochism.

The plot is a two-way secret love plot, the captain is hard to say that he loves you, and Sergeant Barnes here plays the role of the saint of sacrifice and dedication, taking the line of "I want to protect you all my life" in the early stage, and "sacrifice me" in the later stage One, we must also maintain the glorious and great image of the captain' line.In the end, this character, even in order to cover the captain, died in battle alone.When he died, there was a heavy snowfall, and the blood flowing from the corpse dyed the whiteness of the ground red, which was very poignant and beautiful, with a Japanese style of gorgeous and youthful death aesthetics.

Countless readers who only pay attention to the protagonist, because of this story, noticed for the first time, hey, in the story of Captain America, in addition to the captain, there is also a group of small partners who fight side by side, called the Roaring Commando!

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However, the commando team is still alive with those grey-haired old men. For this reason, life is unrequited every day. JPG:

"Please, please don't pay attention to us. We admit that Sergeant Barnes was very cute, playful and playful. He was the pistachio and mascot of the team. Everyone liked him. But we I can really swear to God, none of us have coveted his ass, although looking at it, it should feel good to pat... No one likes to be ambiguous, love-hate with him, and no one will be sorry for that little bastard never marry..."

But in any case, in the hearts of readers, Sergeant Barnes, who "did not say love until his death, fought for his lover", is definitely the one who moved the United States the most.

He has made countless girls cry, crying night after night.

In this regard, Harry, who was the first to read the manuscript of Pooh's novel, asked inexplicably: "I remember, when you made the outline setting last week, this Sergeant Barnes was still a bohemian with a wicked smile. , a role that has attracted countless girls, why is it so useless when it is written?"

Pooh, who was holding a pen in his mouth at the time, said painfully: "Of course it's because I'm kind and I can't write scumbags."

"Tell the truth."

"Because after seeing the beautiful captain, I thought why would anyone not be willing to dedicate everything to him!"

Based on the above reasons...

At this time, I finally saw Sergeant Barnes alive, a Winter Soldier biting an apple with a deadpan face and fierce eyes, as cold as ice, the contrast was too dramatic!

Peter couldn't help but want to lie on the ground directly, laughing until he hit the ground.

Although not as familiar as Peter, Gwen, who also knew something about Pooh's works, couldn't help lowering her head and laughing.

Pooh, who will never be able to clear the black history with one click, can only keep muttering in his heart again:

'The existence of bamboo horses is really too bad!Too bad! '